Download or read book I Love You with All My Butt written by Martin Bruckner and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”

Download or read book Wrong Turn written by Ondray Pearson and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-03 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explore in a TRUE story of the many ups and downs and painful consequences that one man felt while trying to find "True Love". His decisions and choices at times during these relationships were not always the "right ones". Balancing at times more than one relationship at a time, he knew in his heart that if he made "ONE" mistake he could lose the very thing he craved from all of them, their "Love". Read and try to understand what makes a "GOOD" man do bad things.

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Download or read book Rome s Revolution written by Michael Brachman and published by Michael Brachman. This book was released on 2011-11-28 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Imagine waking up 14 centuries from now, only to discover that everything you know about the universe is wrong and you are nothing but a despised relic from the long-dead past. Rome's Revolution is an interstellar saga about a man from the 21st century and a woman from the 35th century who fight forces from the incomprehensibly large to the infinitesimally small, all intent on destroying mankind. Cinematic in scope, Rome's Revolution offers romance, comedy, heart-pounding thrills, suspense, 2legal3 time travel, and meticulously researched hard science. It is a love story and a culture clash that celebrates the triumph of the individual over a mass-mind that thinks it is infallible. Rome's Revolution has it all: robots, aliens, computers, genetic manipulation, spaceships that travel faster than light and some that travel a lot slower. Rome's Revolution chronicles the adventures of Rei Bierak, a twenty-something male from the very near future. Rei, along with 542 other humans, is frozen and launched in the Ark II toward the stars with the hope of establishing a colony on a habitable world in the Tau Ceti system. During Rei's long trip, modern civilization has collapsed, and society has reformed into a decidedly different model. The 24-chromosome mind-connected humans of the future called the Vuduri are efficient, indifferent, and emotionally deficient. The Vuduri have conquered faster-than-light travel and have established an outpost in the Pi3 Orionis system (aka Tabit) to study why certain stars are disappearing. Awakening 1388 years in the future, Rei meets Rome, a beautiful half-breed Vuduri woman, who is eventually ostracized for consorting with him. Rei and Rome are joined by OMCOM, a super-computer with delusions of omnipotence. Together, they fend off a hostile society, saboteurs, and technology indistinguishable from magic. The fate of humanity, perhaps even life itself, hangs in the balance. If you are looking for some science in your science fiction, this book is for you."--Amazon

Download or read book Some Men Need Killing written by Art Marsicano and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-12-16 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliant young man, Anthony Martino learned the ways of violence and Italian criminals early in life. Always deeply loving with friends and family and brutal with enemies, Martino hates his enemies with a white hot passion. In his part of the world, justice can be found only with a gun, knife, or a bomb. When Martino is asked to give a presentation about organized crime to a college class in the anthracite region of Pennsylvania, he is happy to accept. A former professor, Tony enjoys provoking thoughts and emotions in students. The same day he receives the professors request, he receives an e-mail message from a member of New York City's most powerful crime family requesting to see him. He also accepts this invitation. When Ernie Valadi, Martinos nemesis from high school, taunts him and accuses him of being a con man, Martino challenges him to a fight. Will this fight be any different from their past entanglements? To what extent will Martino extract his revenge? A deeply religious man, will Martino be forgiven for his sins? Is he correct in his assumption that Some Men Need Killing?

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Download or read book Honor de Balzac in twenty five volumes The wild ass s skin The quest of the absolute written by Honoré de Balzac and published by . This book was released on 1900 with total page 516 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Coming Undone written by M Calder and published by Melody Calder. This book was released on 2022-03-16 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Andre left the orphanage, my heart shattered. He was my soul mate, the love of my life. He promised to come back for me on my eighteenth birthday. But he didn’t, and my heart shattered all over again. It’s been five years since I taped the pieces of my heart back together and I’m still here. Imagine my surprise when he shows up on the doorstep and it’s clear he’s not there for me. He’s there to take his vows to become a priest. The harder I push to show him his vows might not be his only option, the more I realize there might have been more to his reason for leaving me.

Download or read book The Past Is Not Forgotten written by Keven Leslie and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 710 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Walter Lemon is a common man, husband, and father of four living in the seven realms. While vacationing with his family in Florida in 2011, he has no idea he is about to fall in love with his eldest son’s nineteen-year-old girlfriend, Layla. When several thugs pay the family a violent visit, Walter is forced by one of the madmen to take Layla’s innocence at gunpoint. After the madman gives Walter and Layla the monikers, Big Popi and Li’l Freckles, respectively, the silly nicknames stick—and so does their bond. Walter and Layla quickly become united in the furnaces of hell. Walter instinctively knows he has been chosen to protect the enchanted young lady. As he risks his long-time marriage and family to save his new love, Walter suffers gunshot wounds, broken bones, and hurt feelings along the way. When Walter and Layla embark on a quest to find peace, they are led to confront new dangers that include serial killers, fame, fortune, spirits, and the creator of the seven realms. Bonded by a love forged in the furnace of hell, a common man and his new love set out on a heroic journey through the seven realms to overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles.

Download or read book Merged written by MJ Fields and published by MJ Fields. This book was released on 2022-08-28 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When we met, the world around us turned upside down and nothing mades sense. When we come together in body, there is nothing hotter. In desire, nothing deeper. In the realization of one true love, there is nothing stronger. This journey —through hell on earth— has brought me to the point in my life where I finally know I'm capable of love and deserving of it too. Will I be able to give Harper the love her father always wanted for her? Will our souls finally come together, giving us the beautiful life that I know we deserve?

Download or read book Does This Knife In My Back Make My Butt Look Big Tales of Madness Eisegesis and Other Unpardonables written by Robert Brabham and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-01-03 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TALES OF MADNESS, EISEGESIS, AND OTHER UNPARDONABLES

Download or read book The Rite written by LAZ and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2017-02-20 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every college has an it girl, and at Hale University, its Lux Van der Valise. A beautiful junior who wants to be unforgettable, Lux is about to learn about a school tradition: a secret society that everyone believes is fake. The Rite of Passage Girls recruit one girl who must pick seven boys on campus and make each of them fall in love with her, without letting any of the others know shes hooking up with all of themand without falling in love herself. Lux is thrilled to be invited to join the society, but the decisions she now faces are endless. Still, the boys flock to her, and she picks a group of seven gorgeous friends, each delicious in his own unique way. But can she find a way to make them fall for her and ensure all of them keep it a secret? With parties, games, dancing, texts, and sex, Luxs perfectly manicured hands will have a lot to juggle. Only time will tell whether she can manage to pull off her rite of passage. In this novel, a young woman invited to join a secret society must lure seven guys into falling in love with her while keeping them unaware of each other.

Download or read book Evil by Nature written by Hunter Karr and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2015-07-08 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Robert Yeager married into a family to cover his proverbial backside. What he didnt know was that he would be killed by someone he would never expect. Now, some of those people will be targeted by one of the most feared mob bosses ever, Anthony Mufintano. The sheriff, friends and family will be racing against the clock to stay alive every moment of the day. Lets see who will be strong enough to beat who to the finish line.

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Download or read book Wolf Moon written by JJ King and published by King Publishing. This book was released on 2020-04-09 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fancy ski resort, a ghost from her past, a deadly flight, and a whole shitload of trouble. Elena Jensen's world, as she knew it, no longer exists. In the aftermath of the attack on Alpha Wolf Academy, she feels more alone than she ever has. She can't trust her family or The Sisterhood, and Connor, the wolf chosen as her personal guard, brings up a painful part of her past, one she'd prefer to forget. When she and half the students of AWA are shipped to a shifter-exclusive ski resort for winter break, Elena starts to think things aren't so bad. She has a boyfriend that makes her rethink the existence of soulmates, a friend who makes her feel safe, and a new influential mentor. Elena's tentative foundation is destroyed when disaster strikes on the return flight, leaving Elena stranded in the middle of the wilderness with ten other students, a dead pilot, a wounded teacher, and Connor. When it's life and death, you dig deep to keep yourself and others alive... or you die trying. Fans of Vampire Academy and Legacies will want to sink their teeth into Alpha Wolf Academy!