Download or read book Don t Hug Me written by Paul Olson and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh, for cryin' in yer snow shoes! It's the coldest day of the year in Bunyan Bay when a slick karaoke salesman arrives at the bar and turns the locals' lives upside down. With its over the top songs and crazy characters, this Minnesota love story with singin' and stuff will have you laughing until the spring thaw! Don't Hug Me takes place in Bunyan Bay, Minnesota. Cantankerous bar owner, Gunner Johnson, wants to sell the business and move to Florida. Clara, his wife and former Winter Carnival Bunyan Queen, wants to stay. Bernice Lundstrom, the pretty waitress, wants to pursue a singing career. Her fiance, Kanute Gunderson, wants her to stay home. It's a battle of wills, and when a fast-talking salesman, Aarvid Gisselsen, promises to bring romance into their lives through the 'magic' of karaoke, all heck breaks loose!

Download or read book The Not So Grim Reaper written by Sergio Pereira and published by Sergio Pereira. This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Because death should be a laughing matter! Already down on his luck, Claudio Chillwell has a day that goes from bad to worse - he dies on his way to a job interview. A chatty grim reaper named Gee feels horrible about the embarrassing way that Claudio slipped off this mortal coil and decides to give him a second chance at living. However, the Dead Council frowns upon necromancy, and there are consequences for those who contravene the rules. Gee ends up on the run and seeks sanctuary at Claudio's home. The suits are having none of it, though, and track down Gee and his new human friends, promising to torment them with hellhounds, soap operas, and bad haircuts. Will Claudio and Gee survive the bureaucracy and live to tell the tale? WARNING: This book combines the outrageous quirk of Deadpool with the adventure of Bill & Ted. Your stomach may hurt afterwards.

Download or read book A Don t Hug Me County Fair written by Paul Olson and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2009 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It's summer time and the Bunyan County Fair is approaching, the biggest thing that's happened in Bunyan Bay since the winter carnival snowplow parade! This year the Bunyan County Fair means one thing to Gunner and Clara Johnson, owners of a little bar called The Bunyan: The Miss Walleye Queen Competition. Bernice, the pretty waitress, sees this as her big chance to win Miss Walleye Queen. to be discovered and, more important, to have her face in carved in butter at the Minnesota State Fair. The stakes have never been higher in Bunyan Bay. The trouble begins when Gunner's wife, Clara, decides she also wants to win Miss Walleye Queen. Bigger trouble arrives when Gunner's estranged twin sister, Trigger (played by Gunner) shows up to try to win the beauty pageant. Things get ugly! Phil Olson writes in the Author's Notes that this is his fifth play (third musical) about the emotionally conservative nature of Scandinavians and their reluctance to hug or show affection"--P. 4 of cover.

Download or read book The Traveler written by Melissa Moye and published by Dog Ear Publishing. This book was released on 2012 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book A Don t Hug Me Christmas Carol written by Paul Olson and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2007 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Dire coming of age urban fantasy written by Thea Atkinson and published by Thea Atkinson. This book was released on with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An unearthed amphora could contain the stuff of dreams…or the start of a nightmare. The only thing Ayla is good at is running away. That won't work this time. This time, she faces curses, prophecies, and a host of new supernatural monsters that she is supposed to reap. But none of it is easy. In fact, most of it is downright deadly. A strange discovery right in her backyard poses a new threat. These three ancient looking urns they've unearthed aren't just any normal every day containers. They look like resurrection jars, and the only way to find out, is to look inside. But what will she be risking by peering into the unknown? Worse: what will she be risking if she doesn't? It's only when the Angel of Death arrives, that the full and awful truth comes to light, and Ayla realizes the choice is immaterial. Because this might be her last reap… Keywords: Fiction with grim reapers and fallen angels, angel of death, paranormal romance, YA fantasy, dark fantasy, coming of age fantasy, morally grey character, strong female characters, YA fantasy romance, mythology, gods and goddesses, teens with power and magic, wounded characters, books with reapers, complete YA fantasy series

Download or read book Grim Anarchy written by Nicole Zoltack and published by Nicole Zoltack. This book was released on with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this urban fantasy series by USA Today bestselling author Nicole Zoltack where a grim reaper, a sandman, and their friends try to save the world. HEX Unite is no more. The entire paranormal world is threatened, and so, too, the human world. But grim reaper Donovan, despite his depression and worries, will strive to continue to fight. When anarchy reigns, no one can emerge the victor, and when the night is darkest, an enemy emerges, the likes of which no one has fought before. The end is near but for who? KEYWORDS: mayhem of magic, grim reaper, sandman, oracle, monsters, werewolf, demons, urban fantasy, supernatural suspense, fairytale fantasy, fantasy romance, romantic fantasy, slow burn romance, supernatural powers, magic, come into powers, dark fantasy romance, clean fantasy, academy, young adult paranormal romance, young adult academy, paranormal romance, dark paranormal romance, war, urban fantasy, Free Royal, Raven Kennedy, Kelly St. Clare, Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti, C.N Crawford, Elise Kova, Robin D. Mahle, Elle Madison, D.K. Holmberg, Cordelia Castel, Kay L Moody, Alisha Klaphe

Download or read book Embrace the Grim Reaper written by Judy Clemens and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-09-30 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Casey and Death make an oddly entertaining pair."—Publishers Weekly In one brief moment of fire and wrenching metal, everything important in Casey Maldonado's life was gone. The car manufacturer was generous with its settlement, but it can never be enough. So she packs up, puts her house on the market, and leaves town. Her only companion: Death, who won't take her, but won't leave her alone. She stops on a whim in Clymer, a small blue-collar town in Ohio. Drawn to the town, Casey learns that HomeMaker, the town's appliance factory and main employer, has moved to Mexico, and the town has been rocked by the suicide of a beloved single mother. But many of the citizens don't believe the verdict of suicide. Death encourages her to investigate, and she uncovers information that points to the factory. Was the victim's death a cover-up? Then Casey begins to receive messages that she should leave well enough alone. She decides she'd be better off back on the road, but the murderer can't let her go with everything she knows....

Download or read book A Grim Reaper s Guide to Catching a Killer written by Maxie Dara and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-10-01 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Murder is not her department. It’s not like it used to be. Modern-day grim reapers wear business casual, not black cloaks, and they don’t carry scythes, they work for S. C. Y. T. H. E. (Secure Collection, Yielding, and Transportation of Human Essences), where the Department of Natural Causes is the least exciting gig. And that’s how Kathy Valence likes it: boring and predictable. She has enough stress in her personal life; she’s mid-divorce, pregnant, and terrified she doesn’t have what it takes to be a good mom. Then, she goes to pick up a new client and finds his soul is missing. When she finally tracks down Conner Ortiz, he angrily insists he was murdered, and he refuses to move on until Kathy finds out why and by whom. Kathy has only forty-five days to solve the mystery before the boy’s soul is doomed to roam the earth as a ghost forever. To do that she’ll have to call on the help of her retired mentor, her almost ex-husband—and, inconveniently, Conner himself. This is the wildest case of her career . . . and one wrong move could cost Kathy her job, not to mention her life.

Download or read book Grim Reaper written by Steve Alten and published by Variance LLC. This book was released on 2010 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Patrick Shep Shepherd was a promising major league rookie baseball pitcher when September 11th, 2001, hit. Shaken by the attacks, Shep left behind his soul mate and newborn daughter to enlist in the Armed Forces. Eleven years and four deployments later, Shep finds himself in Manhattan's VA hospital. His left arm is gone, his wife and daughter are gone, and he is haunted by the nightmares of war. December 21st.: While world leaders meet at the U.N., Mary Klipot, a bio-hazard level-4 scientist working at---the CIA labs in Fort Detrick, enters the Big Apple with Scythe, a swift-acting version of the Black Death designed to wipe out Americas enemies abroad. Believing she is carrying out God's wishes, Mary infects herself, then unleashes Scythe upon Manhattan. The threat of a worldwide pandemic forces officials to seal off the island . . . the president among those trapped. Determined to rescue his wife and child, Shep follows his guide, Virgil Shechinah, through the plague-infected neighborhoods of Manhattan, revisiting the Nine Circles of Hell as portrayed in Dante's Inferno. And the Grim Reaper, loosed upon the land by a humanity who has once again tipped the scales in favor of evil over good, is stalking Patrick Shepherd.

Download or read book Lyrical Grim Reaper Street Poet Tales written by Allen Simmons and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-11-09 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS PUBLICATION IS THE STREET POEMS FROM ALLEN J. SIMMONS JR. MY WORDS ARE MY OWN...AND THESE WORDS ARE FROM MY MIND AND SOUL! PLEASE ENJOY MY WORKS!

Download or read book New Messiah Rising Revelations of the New Order written by Keith M. Flash, Jr. and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-07-19 with total page 641 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes, some of us are chosen and we are given endeavors to accomplish before we are even born. I have actually looked upon the face of Thee Lord God. I have actually been within the presence of the Lord Jesus Christ. I have seen the Armageddon of this world to unfold in the future. These experiences are neither manifestation of my imagination nor daydreams of fantasies. I have also seen a host of other beings throughout the universal construct of existence. The works that I have brought to fruition entail new perspectives on personal revelations of Thee Lord God, Thee Grim Reaper, The Future of Mankind, The Afterlife, The End of Days, Demons, Angels, other Gods, Souls, The Heavens, Hades, Lucifer, The Devil, Satan, other Life forms, Jesus Christ and much more, all of which were experienced through RCV, Meditation, Quantum Viewing, and Dreams. Salvation of Everyone's Soul is Paramount because the Son of Man is upon us and the future is lurking in wait. This will prove to be a very thrilling read.

Download or read book The Reaper s Kiss written by Abigail Baker and published by Entangled: Select Otherworld. This book was released on 2015-08-24 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ollie Dormier's tattoos are deadly. She is a Scrivener-an employee for Death-and her skull tattoos mark her clients for their demise. She does her job, and she stays out of trouble. But when her hands start to burn hot and fierce, and her control goes leaping out the window, all hell breaks loose. Ollie is showing the early signs of being a Master...demonstrating power that is forbidden. That power is exactly what Reaper Brent Hume is counting on. A hot, scruffy rebel, who does marvelous and terrifying things to Ollie's insides. Now he needs Ollie's help-and her skills-to overthrow the evil and corrupt Head Reaper. That is, if he can figure out a way to keep this hot-handed girl cool...and keep his hands off. The Deathmark series is best enjoyed in order. Series Order: Book #1 The Reaper's Kiss Book #2 The Reaper's Sacrifice Book #3 The Reaper’s Embrace

Download or read book Hunting For Death written by J.C. Diem and published by Seize The Night Publishing Agency. This book was released on 2018-04-02 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Hunter Elite will face a deadly foe when they are sent to Scotland, but they have more problems than just their latest mission. If Connor’s kin learn about his forbidden relationship with a vampire, it could end in disaster for them both. Ever wily, Spencer has sent his team overseas for more than just one mission. He also wants them to investigate the witch that he imprisoned so long ago. If Morgwen truly has escaped from her prison, they will have a common enemy to battle. Ari’s power as a witch is growing, but it draws danger to her in an unusual form that she could never have anticipated. A magical object attaches itself to her in the Scottish Archives. It is one she can’t shake and one she senses will change things for the worse.

Download or read book Nightmares written by Jason Segel and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Coraline meets Monsters, Inc. in this delightfully entertaining offering from actor [Jason] Segel and co-author [Kirsten] Miller."—Publishers Weekly The hilariously frightening, middle-grade novel Nightmares! is a Texas Bluebonnet nominee and the first book in a trilogy about a boy named Charlie and a group of kids who must face their fears to save their town. Sleeping has never been so scary. And now waking up is even worse! Charlie Laird has several problems. 1. His dad married a woman he is sure moonlights as a witch. 2. He had to move into her purple mansion, which is NOT a place you want to find yourself after dark. 3.He can’t remember the last time sleeping wasn’t a nightmarish prospect. Like even a nap. What Charlie doesn’t know is that his problems are about to get a whole lot more real. Nightmares can ruin a good night’s sleep, but when they start slipping out of your dreams and into the waking world—that’s a line that should never be crossed. And when your worst nightmares start to come true . . . well, that’s something only Charlie can face. And he’s going to need all the help he can get, or it might just be lights-out for Charlie Laird. For good. Praise for Nightmares! Book one is a New York Times bestseller and Texas Bluebonnet nominee! "Charlie Laird, who learns fear will eat you alive if you feed it, makes an impression, and...readers will want to accompany him again."—The New York Times Book Review "A touching comical saga...about facing things that go bump in the night."—US Weekly "“[Nightmares!] succeeds at scaring and amusing in equal measure…[It's] sweet, charming, and imaginative."—Kirkus Reviews "Segel...and Miller build an entertaining, cartoony world full of scary (but not too scary) monsters, silly jokes, plucky kid heroes...with a promise of adventures to come."—Booklist "An engaging and creative story...woven with a generous amount [of] humor."—VOYA "There's humor and a fairly high ick-factor."—School Library Journal "Cleverly crafted...This novel presents just the right mix of 'scary and humorous.'"—ILA Literacy Daily

Download or read book Death is My Ride or Die written by Katarina E. Tonks and published by Wattpad Webtoon Studios . This book was released on 2024-09-17 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Death Is My Ride or Die, the second book in Katarina E. Tonks’s thrilling Death Chronicles series, picks up immediately after the events of Death is My BFF. Faith and Death, now separated, must reunite and tackle an even bigger evil: Ahrimad. When all hell breaks loose, you might as well join the party. Faith Williams has managed to escape the clutches of Death and the gates of hell. But when she discovers she is the only one who can read the Book of the Dead, she realizes why her soul is so valuable to the forces of evil. Suddenly, someone Faith loves is stolen from her, bringing her back to the Devil’s door. To stop a common enemy, Faith is forced to team up with her irresistible but villainous “friend,” Death. Fighting alongside the enemy quickly becomes a dangerous game of saving the mortal realm while fighting forbidden feelings for each other. In the face of the epic battle that will wage in her wake, Faith must determine who is good, and who is evil—even if the line has blurred.

Download or read book Strangers and Beggars written by James Van Pelt and published by Fairwood Press, Inc. This book was released on 2002 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains seventeen science fiction, fantasy, and horror short stories by James van Pelt.