Download or read book HOW TO LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT written by Chuck Furjanic and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-11-21 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The good, the bad, and the ugly are facts of life for golfers.In this book, you will be experiencing stories where good shots are plentiful: like hole in ones, bombastic drives, and long putts. Euphoric moments when US flags, rocks, Pepto Bismol, and beating your handicap make life and golf worthwhile.You will be experiencing bad shots like slices bouncing off trees, four, five, and even six putts and disappointment of not winning a convertible. Balls ricocheting off bunker rakes, putts rolling into the water hazard, and a ball proudly displayed in a university trophy case sporting a red scuff mark, a result of hitting a chimney.You will see truly ugly shots turning exasperation into exhilaration as Hooter's girls, fellow pros, and awestruck golfers look on in amazement!Stories of a fist full of dollars on the greens and for a few dollars more on the munis would even have avid golfers like Clint Eastwood reading this book!
Download or read book HOW TO LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT written by BOBBY RUSHER and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt written by Bobby Rusher and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this side-splitting send-up of instructional manuals, Rusher shares his strategies and tips that readers will not learn from a golf pro. From its clever illustrations to its dead-on parody of traditional guides, this book proves that being bad at golf really is a laughing matter.
Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice. Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they’re white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore! What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman. Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course. Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole. And many more! The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!
Download or read book Blow Your Blues Away written by Lulu De Zulu and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-11-23 with total page 539 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no available information at this time.
Download or read book I Golf Therefore I Am Nuts written by George Fuller and published by Human Kinetics. This book was released on 2008-10-01 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, a book that delves into the warped and obsessive mind of today's golfer. Whether your idea of golf is an occasional round with fellow duffers at the local muni or frequent forays to far-flung courses in search of the perfect round, you'll identify with this book like no other. Popular golf humorist George Fuller will have you laughing as he makes light of the idiosyncrasies of otherwise sane people who are addicted to this holy, wholly frustrating game. I Golf, Therefore I Am—Nuts! brings out the humor in situations that all golfers can relate to: Looking for Mulligan, the patron saint of forgiveness The hype architects and developers use when describing a new course Quirks, quips, and superstitions from the PGA Tour If your eyes light up every time you read about a new driver, your TiVo has golf programming that originally aired in 2004, you receive holiday cards from greenskeepers, or your golf wardrobe doubles as business casual, then I Golf, Therefore I Am—Nuts! is for you.
Download or read book Uncle John s Bathroom Reader Tees Off on Golf written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fore! Calling all Swingers, Duffers, and Big Berthas! Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Tees Off on Golf takes a fresh, funny swing through the front and back nine. Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Tees Off on Golf is flush with fascinating facts about the origins of this royal and ancient sport. Where else could you learn about the greatest animals on the greens (Tiger, Shark, Golden Bear), the world’s best courses (think St. Andrews), and the world’s most dangerous links (watch out for land mines!)? You may not be PGA material, or even know the difference between a pitching wedge and a spatula, but with Uncle John’s tips and trivia, you’ll have plenty to talk about while you hunt for your ball in the rough. Read all about… Golfers’ nicknames The best tournament finishes in history The origins of caddies, the LPGA, and the PGA tour Strange (but real) rules * And much more!
Download or read book Assembly written by West Point Association of Graduates (Organization). and published by . This book was released on 1963 with total page 956 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Laughing Through Life written by Larry Moran and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-07-29 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious book invites you to sit down and share dinner with the Morans, a family of ten children, and after dinner to share in the familys pranks and crises. You will walk the streets of Carmel, Indiana, a quiet, small town, visit its shops, and meet its neighborly people. Along the way, you will learn what it was like growing up in a large family in a small town during the 1950s and 1960s. Whimsical and, at times, knee-slapping tales guide you through childhood, teen years, early adulthood, and beyond. You get a peek at family dynamics and the struggles of an insecure boys first encounters with romance. You also learn what it was like to be a journalist, a government economist, a parent, and a golf fanatic. The stories are warm, touching, and always funny. The people you meet, mostly based on the authors siblings, are friendly and fun-loving. The situations, based on real events and family lore, will keep you laughing. The author helps you see life through humors prism.
Download or read book W A G A written by Samuel Patrino and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2022-08-09 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Little happening during the golf season with a group golfers that called themselves the W.A.G.A. golfing men.
Download or read book Golf and Life written by Major General Anil Sengar and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2022-01-31 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “There are two ways to win a golf tournament. The golfing way or the Taliban way, i.e. either shoot the lowest score or shoot the rest of the field dead. The second is easier, but that is not a choice for you and me. In life, you always have the power to choose which ball to play, and that makes all the difference.”Both golf and life must be productive and fun. This book is all about ‘How does one do it?’.After four decades on the golf course and six of life, I could describe both as a combination of great, good, bad and ugly. I believe it would be no different for most. I realise, while that won’t change too much, they can be fun, no matter what. It's all up to you.When you miss a three-foot putt or misjudge a chip, you tell yourself, “Oh shit, I should have done that rather than this.” And, when you play the same shot well the second time, you say, “Any fool can do it the second time.”Alas, we get just one chance to live. A lot of people do not get it right and wish they had lived differently. This book shares in a lighter vein, things that would make your golf and life more fun and more purposeful. Golf is not a hole in one place and life is not a sprint; both are full of intangibles. Neither is the fairway a level playing surface nor is life. Yet, some excel more often than others. Of those, some seem to enjoy the grind and some do not. And, that is not about talent alone.This book derives life’s lessons from golf. It covers varied aspects covered in five Parts and 19 Holes. It also includes brief, life-changing aspects of self-development and leadership, subjects on which I have written five books that continue to transform lives. While Part IV is on leadership, Part V deals with Kay El’s resolution to make a difference in society for the better, Ekla Chalo re. Paradoxically, this book is both hilarious and serious at the same time. Like the greens, the business end is serious, but the walk through the fairways is fun and energising. It guarantees a chuckle and helps you become a smarter and a happier version of yourself. You have just one life, make sure it is fun, no matter what.
Download or read book Fun Jokes written by Compiled by Barbour Staff and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2014-02-01 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a laugh? Who doesn’t? Find more than 500 squeaky-clean, stress-relieving thigh-slappers (and maybe an occasional groaner) in Fun Jokes. This new compilation of good, clean humor features jokes, funny stories, and one-liners, all categorized by topic and sure to provide much-needed relief from the big, bad world. Jobs, travel, animals, health, sports—Fun Jokes has you covered with great material you can share with grandma. And each section opens with an inspirational introduction adding just a touch of scripture!
Download or read book Slam Dunk Sports Jokes written by Paul M Miller and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2013-04-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No doubt about it—sports is serious business in today’s society. Maybe a little good-natured ribbing is in order to keep us from taking our athletics—and athletes—too seriously! This marvelous collection of some five hundred jokes will hit a home run with sports fans, offering a hilarious take on the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and everything in between. Including material on sports both major and minor—from baseball and bowling to soccer, swimming, and track—these jokes have fun with athletes and spectators alike. Slam-Dunk Sports Jokes is wholesome entertainment for the whole family!
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Download or read book Golf s Funniest Anecdotes written by Dick Crouser and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In "Golf's Funniest Anecdotes", sports enthusiast Dick Crouser assembles 185 of the funniest anecdotes and stories from the world of golf including unforgettable tales from Chi Chi Rodriguez, Lee Trevino, Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Tiger Woods. With short, easy-to-read anecdotes for golf fans and anyone who likes a good laugh. Illustrations.
Download or read book Fit Over 40 For Dummies written by Betsy Nagelsen McCormack and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2011-05-23 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tired of feeling tired all the time? Do you find yourself thinking wistfully of the days when your belt-size was less than your age...your dress size less than your kid’s last birthday? Remember when the only spare tire you had to worry about was the one in your trunk? Do you find yourself gasping for breath at the top of the basement stairs? If any of this sounds familiar, then you’re ready for an over 40 fitness plan. And Fit Over 40 For Dummies is the place to start. Your complete guide to being fit and fabulous over 40, it shows you step-by-step how to set up a personalized fitness routine and stick to it, no matter what your age, weight, or athletic ability. Packed with practical know-how and inspiring anecdotes it shows you how to: Lose weight and inches from your waistline Boost your energy levels Lower or prevent high blood pressure Reduce your risk of cardiovascular disease and diabetes Improve your muscle tone Give your skin a healthy glow Have a more vibrant sex life Rebound from life-changing events more quickly Get fitter than couch potatoes half your age Live a longer, healthier life Combing her own experiences with the latest scientific research, retired women’s tennis pro, Betsy Nagelsen McCormack explores what it takes to be fit over forty. And, step-by-step, she shows you how to: Assess your fitness level Eat right for maximum fitness Choose and buying exercise equipment Select the right gym Develop a balanced program of aerobics, weight training and stretching Integrate exercise into your daily routine Prevent and working around common injuries and ailments Explore sports, outdoor activities, and more Stop thinking about how great it would be to feel twenty-five again and do something about it. Fit Over 40 For Dummies helps you get on the road to health and well-being.
Download or read book Library Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 1252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
