Download or read book How Aunts Swear Coloring Book written by Coloring Coloring Crew and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny gifts for Aunts? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Aunts definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for Aunts are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Aunt coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite Aunt's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Aunts, so we hope we have made life easier for you!

Download or read book Mommy Drinks Because You Cry written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Download or read book Before We Were Strangers written by Renée Carlino and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M

Download or read book A Considerable Town written by Mary Frances Kennedy Fisher and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1978 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author writes about her passion for Marseilles--a city she has known for half a century--describing all aspects of past and present life in the ancient seaport

Download or read book Model Rules of Professional Conduct written by American Bar Association. House of Delegates and published by American Bar Association. This book was released on 2007 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Model Rules of Professional Conduct provides an up-to-date resource for information on legal ethics. Federal, state and local courts in all jurisdictions look to the Rules for guidance in solving lawyer malpractice cases, disciplinary actions, disqualification issues, sanctions questions and much more. In this volume, black-letter Rules of Professional Conduct are followed by numbered Comments that explain each Rule's purpose and provide suggestions for its practical application. The Rules will help you identify proper conduct in a variety of given situations, review those instances where discretionary action is possible, and define the nature of the relationship between you and your clients, colleagues and the courts.

Download or read book Betty written by David A. Robertson and published by Portage & Main Press. This book was released on 2021-02-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helen Betty Osborne, known as Betty to her closest friends and family, dreamed of becoming a teacher. She left home to attend residential school and later moved to The Pas, Manitoba, to attend high school. On November 13, 1971, Betty was abducted and brutally murdered by four young men. Initially met with silence and indifference, her tragic murder resonates loudly today. Betty represents one of almost 1,200 Indigenous women in Canada who have been murdered or gone missing. This is her story. Betty: The Helen Betty Osborne Story has been selected as a White Raven 2016 by the International Youth Library for its annual catalogue of book recommendations in the field of international children’s and youth literature. This year’s White Ravens catalogue contains 200 titles in 42 languages from 60 countries.

Download or read book Best Friends Adult Coloring Book Funny Best Friend Sayings and Quotes with Relaxing Patterns and Animals to Color written by River Breeze Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mix of funny and touching quotes along with relaxing coloring pages will show your BFF just how much you love her! It's filled with stress relieving mandalas, animals and nature patterns to color. While coloring, she can enjoy the quotes. Some are funny and some are sentimental, but all are about having an amazing friend to share life with. Quotes include: I love you more than wine, and that's a lot. I hope we grow old together, but I hope your boobs sag first. Best friends hear you even when you're quiet When I say I won't tell anyone, my best friend doesn't count. They say you can't pick your family, but you do get to pick your best friend. This is a great best friend gift idea for birthdays, holidays, get well gifts, Christmas, or just to show her that you are thinking of her! This is also great present for a relative who is more than your best friend, who is also your sister, mom, mother-in-law, aunt or grandmother. Give her the gift of relaxation and show you care with a gift of laughter, stress relief, and love. Order today!

Download or read book Hysterectomy Coloring Book written by Buzzle Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-12 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you have a Loved one, family member or friend who have undergone Hysterectomy Surgery? Help them recover speedily with this Hysterectomy coloring book for hysterectomy patients after surgery. Features 30 Cute stress relieving patterns with large coloring pages to color in. Perfect recovery gift for hysterectomy patients.

Download or read book Forged by Fire written by Sharon M. Draper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-04-05 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The flame of love burns bright in the second book of Sharon M. Draper’s award-winning Hazelwood High trilogy. When Gerald was a child he was fascinated by fire. But fire is dangerous and powerful, and tragedy strikes. His substance-addicted mother is taken from him. Then he loses the loving generosity of a favorite aunt, and a brutal stepfather with a flaming temper and an evil secret makes his life miserable. The one bright light in Gerald's life is his little half sister, Angel, whom he struggles to protect from her father, who is abusing her. Somehow Gerald manages to finds success as a member of the Hazelwood Tigers basketball team, and Angel develops her talents as a dancer, despite the trouble that still haunts them. And Gerald learns, painfully, that young friends can die and old enemies must be faced. In the end he must stand up to his stepfather alone in a blazing confrontation. In this second book of the Hazelwood High trilogy, Sharon M. Draper has woven characters and events from Tears of a Tiger in an unflinchingly realistic portrayal of poverty and child abuse. It is an inspiring story of a young man who rises above the tragic circumstances of his life by drawing on the love and strength of family and friends.

Download or read book Fifty Oh Fuckity Fuck written by Rebelcat Occasions and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-11 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun novelty notebook Small / journal / notebook to write in, for creative writing, planning and organizing. Would make a perfect gift for 50th Birthday Perfect Size at 6" by 9" 100 pages Softcover bookbinding Flexible paperback

Download or read book Maniac Magee Newbery Medal Winner written by Jerry Spinelli and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Newbery Medal winning modern classic about a racially divided small town and a boy who runs. Jeffrey Lionel "Maniac" Magee might have lived a normal life if a freak accident hadn't made him an orphan. After living with his unhappy and uptight aunt and uncle for eight years, he decides to run--and not just run away, but run. This is where the myth of Maniac Magee begins, as he changes the lives of a racially divided small town with his amazing and legendary feats.

Download or read book Four Aunties and a Wedding written by Jesse Q. Sutanto and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-03-29 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The aunties are back, fiercer than ever and ready to handle any catastrophe—even the mafia—in this delightful and hilarious sequel by Jesse Q. Sutanto, author of Dial A for Aunties. Meddy Chan has been to countless weddings, but she never imagined how her own would turn out. Now the day has arrived, and she can't wait to marry her college sweetheart, Nathan. Instead of having Ma and the aunts cater to her wedding, Meddy wants them to enjoy the day as guests. As a compromise, they find the perfect wedding vendors: a Chinese-Indonesian family-run company just like theirs. Meddy is hesitant at first, but she hits it off right away with the wedding photographer, Staphanie, who reminds Meddy of herself, down to the unfortunately misspelled name. Meddy realizes that is where their similarities end, however, when she overhears Staphanie talking about taking out a target. Horrified, Meddy can’t believe Staphanie and her family aren’t just like her own, they are The Family—actual mafia, and they're using Meddy's wedding as a chance to conduct shady business. Her aunties and mother won’t let Meddy’s wedding ceremony become a murder scene—over their dead bodies—and will do whatever it takes to save her special day, even if it means taking on the mafia.

Download or read book The Really RELAXING Colouring Book for Adults written by Elizabeth James and published by . This book was released on 2015-09-28 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Really RELAXING Colouring Book for Adults is a beautiful and relaxing creative colouring book for all ages, and makes the perfect gift for anyone feeling under the weather ! The art of colouring is the perfect distraction from feeling ill, and will help them switch off, unwind, and unleash their inner creativity as they get lost in the flow of colouring in these stunning patterns and designs. Each of these beautiful individual designs are printed on a single page with the reverse left blank - so no bleed through, and perfect whether you use pencils, pens or paints. Collect the whole ' Really Relaxing Colouring Book' series, the lovely ' Completely Calming Colouring Books' and ' Colour Me Calm' series or try our unique ' Cool Colouring Books' Collection too!

Download or read book A Book for a Cunt written by Adam Stevenson and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-23 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of inspirational quotes to remind the cunt in your life, that they are, indeed, a cunt. Would make the perfect joke gift.

Download or read book Have a Nice Life Asshole written by Creative Collective and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-08 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes you can't wait that long. 50 unique hand curated best breakup insults to color * An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book* Illustrations ranging from beginner to advance* Mandalas, swear words and patterns for adults* Stress relieving project* Each Swear word and insults are designed with flowers, animals, and patterns * Each Coloring Page is designed for fun, humor and relaxation * The variety of pages for every skill level * Your choice of coloring tool can be used (pens, pencils, markers, crayons etc) * Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through * It's called a breakup because it is broken.TAGS: sweary words coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary book, swearing adult coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, cats, dogs, kittens, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Swear Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring

Download or read book A Snarky Adult Colouring Book written by Papeterie Bleu and published by Gray & Gold Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOR Champagne is my spirit animal. Snarky AF: Volume 3 Just because our current political discourse has inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn't mean we need another coloring book with the F-bomb on the cover. Let's combine that anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Shrug. Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (22cm x 28cm) pages

Download or read book F ck Trump written by Nasty Woman and published by Toppings Publishing. This book was released on 2017-02-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get your copy of the official coloring book of the resistance! Have the headlines since the election made you want to bury your head in the sand? Now you can relieve your stress and nurture your spirit with this beautiful and irreverent adult coloring book! It includes 25 single-sided adult coloring pages ranging from moderate to complex in detail. Images include birds, bees, flowers, animals, and more. Each page has #Resistance-bolstering text, such as "Her Choice," "Nasty Woman," "Impeach," and other humorous and subversive sayings. A portion of all proceeds is donated to an organization distinct from, but not entirely unlike, the USA Polite Freedom Society.