Download or read book Hot Revenge For Hire written by Lili Valente and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-05-07 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bad breakup? That's our specialty. Trust us, post-breakup dating requires the Big O-a strong offense-usually of the extra dirty variety. Best handled by an expert.Name's Sebastian. And I make good business out of bad exes, specializing in giving broken-hearted women the sweet, hot revenge they deserve. Those whispered rumors about me and my methods? All true. I'm the chief executive mastermind of the only consulting firm that can guarantee your ex will beg you for another chance.Now, whether you end up taking the douchebag back is up to you. Frankly, I think you ladies can do better, deserve more. But either way, I aim to please.That is...until my latest client ends up being my sweet, smart, painfully-unaware-of-her-appeal assistant.Am I going to help her? Of course. Am I going to be able to let her go when the time comes?Hell no.Note: Hot Revenge For Hire is a super sexy romantic comedy entirely from the hero's point of view. Lots of dirty talk. Ridiculously fun chemistry. Banter that really qualifies as foreplay. And a swoony HEA. Enjoy!Big O Dating Specialists- Hot Revenge For Hire- Hot Knight For Hire- Hot Mess For Hire- Hot Ghost Hunter For HirePreviously titled Magnificent D. Same hot, hilarious story, just with a fresh title and cover makeover.

Download or read book Ropes and Revenge written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2015-04-14 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two broken hearts, one chance to make something beautiful with the pieces... Eight months ago, John Lawson lost his wife. In the time since, he’s devoted himself to two things—taking care of his sons and proving that Lily’s accident was no accident. Now, he finally has hard evidence that his wife was murdered. He doesn’t have time for anything but vengeance, especially not a ghost hunter wanting to poke around his family’s ranch. Percy Styles learned about ghosts the hard way, when she was orphaned at the age of seven. She’s in Lonesome Point to document the town’s spectral activity, but finds herself drawn to widower John Lawson. For the first time in years, Percy is as riveted by the living as she’s always been by the dead. But when a night of passion becomes something more, Percy realizes John is as haunted as she is. And that the man she’s coming to love is walking a dangerous road that may end with him becoming a murderer’s next victim. The Lonesome Point Bachelors Series (each book can be read as a Standalone romance): Leather and Lace Saddles and Sin Diamonds and Dust Twelve Dates to Christmas Glitter and Grit Sunny with a Chance of True Love Chaps and Chance Ropes and Revenge Eight Second Angel A Hundred Million Reasons Perfect for fans of Leslie North, Piper Stone, and hot, emotional Western romances.

Download or read book The Bangover written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Note to Self --Do NOT bang your best guy friend in the limo on the way to the swanky Vegas hotel. I give myself very good advice. Too bad I suck at taking it. If only Colin and I hadn't drunk so much whiskey, if only I'd kept that red bikini in my suitcase, if only his evil ex-girlfriend hadn't come sniffing around making me feel territorial and protective. Not that my bad boy rock star best friend is any help. Walking around looking ridiculously sexy, telling me I'm perfect in that panty-melting voice of his when we both swore we’d never do anything to put our friendship at risk. And Colin never breaks a promise. But then, he has no idea I’ve secretly been in love with him for years. I guess I should just enjoy the ride, but I can’t stop thinking about what happens when this vacation ends and I head home alone, nursing one hell of a bangover… The Bangover is a red-hot, laugh out loud rom-com featuring two best friends on a collision course with Vegas-flavored disaster--and each other. It stands alone. No cheating or cliffhangers. Keywords: friends with benefits, rock star series, rock star romance, rockstar romance, laugh out loud, Vegas Romance, friends to lovers, billionaire, series, romantic comedy series, comedy, comedy series, funny romance, laugh romance, modern romance, urban romance, wealthy, USA today bestselling author, city romance, smart romance, something funny to read, lighthearted romance, light romance, hot romance, proposal, proposal romance, engagement, engagement romance, free ebook, funny romance, rom com, hilarious, romance series, romance series, romance books, beach reads, new adult, college, funny, female, stories, sensual, sensual romance, alpha male, dominant male, hot guy, racy, , sexy, heartwarming, heart-warming, family, love, love books, kissing books, emotional journey, contemporary, contemporary romance, romance series, long series, long romance series, wealthy hero, wealthy heroes, sassy, captivating romance, hot, hot romance, forbidden love, sparks, loyalty, swoon, Lili Valente, L. Valente, books I'm super excited for you to read.

Download or read book The Bangover The Complete Series written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2022-12-01 with total page 976 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four steamy, feel-good, laugh out loud romantic adventures featuring swoon-worthy rock star heroes and the fabulous ladies who love them. Also includes a brand new holiday novella! THE BANGOVER Note to Self: Don’t bang your best guy friend—and bad boy rock star—in the back of the limo on the way to the swanky Vegas hotel. I give myself very good advice…too bad I stink at taking it. A best-friends-to-lovers, over-the-top, Vegas romp. BANG THEORY I just begged my rock star BFF to give me lessons in seduction. Now to convince my uber-protective tutor that we should keep being more than friends. A friends-to-lovers, sensual education, off-limits romance. BANGING THE ENEMY Pop Quiz: You just banged a rock star you vowed to loathe until the end of time. What’s next? Hint: You don’t agree to be his fake girlfriend. And you certainly don’t fall in love… An enemies-to-lovers, fake dating, second chance romance. THE ROCK STAR’S BABY BARGAIN Two days after my boyfriend dumps me and the sperm bank declines my credit card, a gorgeous rock star offers to whisk me away for two weeks of hot, steamy, all-expenses paid…therapy. And to knock me up while he’s at it. A friends-to-lovers, baby-making, only one bed romance. HOLIDAYS WITH BANG-IFITS The next generation of soon-to-be rock stars deals with a forbidden, age gap, friends-to-lovers romance in this fun and flirty holiday novella.

Download or read book Hot Mess For Hire written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2016-10-23 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE MESS They say Jake “The Dragon” Falcone earned his nickname by setting fire to the ice his first season in the NHL. But just between us ladies, I’m pretty sure he earned it for the dragon in his pants. From my first hug as his fake girlfriend, it’s clear he’s packing. After a few fake dates I realize he’s packing…everywhere. Heart, brains, a killer sense of humor—Jake is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man. He’s also my client and OFF LIMITS. Oh, and he has a dangerously unhinged ex who's out for my blood. I should steer clear, and I would, if my dragon weren’t so completely incredible… THE DRAGON The name sounded like a joke. Who in his right mind wants a “Hot Mess” running damage control on his messed-up love life? But by the time I leave her apartment on day one, I’m hooked on this sexy blonde. I want all of her, from the smart mouth that makes me smile to the wounded heart I know I can heal. But can a Madison Avenue princess and a man from the wrong side of the tracks live happily ever after? Big O Dating Specialists - Hot Revenge For Hire - Hot Knight For Hire - Hot Mess For Hire - Hot Ghost Hunter For Hire

Download or read book The Panty Melter written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2019-03-26 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Deacon Hunter is domineering. Condescending. Infuriating. And yet I can’t seem to keep my panties on for five minutes when we’re alone together. He keeps melting them right off. With that sexy voice, those confident hands, the way he brings my body wildly to life, he’s proved my libido hasn’t gone into permanent, post-divorce hibernation after all. Surely there’s no harm in being enemies with benefits… Right? *** When Violet Boden asks me to take her Divorce Virginity, the only thing I can think is—come again? No, seriously, come again. And again and again, until both of us are so satisfied we can’t remember the people who did us wrong. Best if we keep conversation to a minimum, though, considering I drive her crazy. She drives me crazy sometimes, too. But she’s also sweet, loyal, fearless, and so much fun she’s making it damn hard not to fall for her. But how to convince a woman who’s put me in the emotional no-fly zone that I deserve a place in her heart? As well as in her panties… KEYWORDS: Over 40 Romance, Older Man, Older Woman, Mature Romance, Second Chances, Alpha Male, Romantic Comedy, Heartwarming, Laugh out Loud, Small Town, Wine Country, Romance, Family Life, Contemporary Romance, Friendship Books, Romance Marriage, Romance Drama, Love Story Books, Books Love Stories, Baby Romance, Romance with Pregnancy, Family Saga Romance, Sweet and Sexy Romances, Enemies to Lovers Romance, Friends to Lovers Romance, Contemporary Adult Romance, Drama Romance Books, Romance and Drama Books, Romance Baby, Baby and Romance, Literature and Fiction, Contemporary, Marriage, Family Life, New Adult, Boy Next Door Romance, Lighthearted Romance, Light Romance, Heartwarming, Family, Quick Read, Romance Fiction Books, Hot Guy, Love, Love Books, Kissing Books, Long Series, Long Romance Series, Swoon, Loyalty, Love Story, Romance Love, Lili Valente, L. Valente.

Download or read book Make Me Yours written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2024-06-07 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rule Number One: Never lose your virginity to the man who ruined your family. It’s a rule I never meant to break, but the night our paths collide, I have no idea who Weaver is. He’s just a drop-dead gorgeous man with no qualms about sleeping with a virgin. By the time I realize he’s also the man who destroyed my father, I’ve spent the hottest night of my life on his yacht. I’m ashamed of what I’ve done. I’m even more ashamed that I want to do it again… I don’t care about our age gap or that he’ll be leaving town in a few weeks. This war between our families isn’t mine to fight, and my father hasn’t been there for me in a long time. But Weaver is. He’s there for me when I need him most, proving he doesn’t have ice water flowing through his veins. I’m falling for this forbidden man hard and fast…and then he gives me proof that my father was right all along. Can our love survive Weaver’s dark side? Or will he ruin me the way he ruined the people I once loved?

Download or read book Revenge for Hire written by Natalie S. Ellis and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a young girl's life on the line, can Billie and Nolan work together to save her while keeping their attraction to each other at bay? North West Side Chicago. A man's phone rings at 3am, and it's every father's worst nightmare - his little girl is in danger. Fort Wayne, Indiana. Belinda 'Billie' Chapman is working the overnight shift at WVOX-TV when she's called away to photograph a car that's crashed into the second story of a house. But when a little girl is spotted in the house across the street, the aggressive behaviour of her guardian piques Billie's curiosity. Nolan Voss has come to Fort Wayne to check on WVOX-TV, the station he owns. Rich, uptight and deliciously hot, he can't keep away from the fiery Billie, and that means being dragged into her plan to help the young girl. Each step closer to finding the truth leads them to a dangerous plot that has come all the way from Chicago. Will the danger only fuel their irresistible attraction to one another? Or will one of them get burned?

Download or read book Hammered written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom. It was an accident. Mostly... At least I didn't take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the moment kidnapping. Does that count? One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail. But I didn't have a choice! I couldn't stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends? Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends… And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up early and had me on the rocks. And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces. If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine. Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is love—straight up, no chaser.

Download or read book When it Sizzles written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2024-09-06 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’m a nerdy virgin—glasses, spreadsheets, collection of test tubes, you get the idea—and proud of it. I don’t mess around with unpredictable things like lust, let alone love. Or so I think…until a gorgeous, brilliant blast from the past kisses me at my sister’s wedding. Suddenly, I’m staying up all night with Dr. Connor Sinclair, making out, making plans, and kicking his adorable butt in chess. The catch? Connor’s leaving town in three days Three days! That isn’t nearly enough time to spend with this delicious, sexy, oh-so-perfect-for-me man. So when he shows up at my place the next morning with two tickets to Vegas and a wild plan to roll the dice on forever, I shock myself by saying…yes. Yes, to a whirlwind romance. Yes, to saying “I do” in Sin City. Yes to breaking all my logical rules. Will this turn out to be the biggest mistake of my life? Or the best illogical choice this nerd ever made?

Download or read book Sleigh My Name written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2023-11-13 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes the only decent thing to do is block your own c*ck… Former Marine Colton Brody may be the local “bad boy,” but he knows his little sister’s best friend is off limits. (Even if Olivia’s curves inspire an endless supply of fantasy fodder.) With only a few days until he leaves town after the holidays, this bad boy is determined to resist temptation. Until sweet, innocent Olivia makes him a not-so-innocent proposal. Matter of fact, it’s an indecent proposal. Now Colton can’t think about anything but giving it to Olivia in every filthy way she’s asking him for. And why not? What better way to say goodbye to his hometown than with a week between the sheets with the sexiest woman he’s ever known? But what happens when friends-with-benefits becomes something more? Something Colton isn’t sure he can live without? Formerly published as The Bad Boy's Temptation Trilogy. Same steamy story, fun new title and cover.

Download or read book Banging the Enemy written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2020-02-03 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pop Quiz: You just banged a rock star you vowed to loathe until the end of time. What’s next? Hint: You don’t agree to be his fake girlfriend. And you certainly don’t fall in love… Once upon a time, Cutter Comstock was the hot older boy who tormented me in high school. Fast forward thirteen years and I find myself in his bed, riding him like the last stud at the sex rodeo… Needless to say, mistakes have been made… But as a chef, I turn food flops around all the time. I can turn this around, too. All I have to do is ignore the insufferably gorgeous (and generally insufferable) Cutter until he goes on tour. Too bad my nemesis has other plans. Cutter wants my help winning back the one who got away and he knows just the bait to dangle—the chance to open my own restaurant in a dream location. I can pull off pretending to be the devil’s devoted girlfriend in order to make my dreams come true. Right? But what happens when my dreams start to include the clever, funny, unexpectedly sweet man Cutter has become?

Download or read book Boss Without Benefits written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2023-03-27 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Last night, I met the funniest, sexiest single dad on the planet. I also managed to get into the kind of co-ed naked trouble with him that involved a nurse, a shotgun, a feral turkey, and a pair of pliers. But all's well that ends well, and we already have plans to meet up again. It's early days, but I'm already thinking Drew might be The One. Then I show up to my new nanny gig and who steps out on the front porch, holding the cutest little redhead in the world? Yep, that's right. Drew is Andrew McGuire, my new boss, and he's not about to date the nanny. His daughter's happiness and stability are his top priority. Considering I just fell in love with this precious, motherless girl at first sight, I would be inclined to agree with him. If it weren't for one thing—my heart already has a Drew-shaped hole in it. I'm pretty sure I would miss him, even if we'd never met. But how to convince this amazing man that his heart—and his family—are safe with me? And that he should be my boss with benefits? Forever. Welcome to Bad Dog where the men are incredible, the animals are ridiculous, and the happy ever afters are super emotional and steamy! Boss Without Benefits is a Standalone Romance with Spice!

Download or read book When it Pours written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2023-09-01 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Truth or Dare: Tell the One-Who-Got-Away that you're still madly in love with him OR spend the night trapped with him in a hunting lodge that's about to be swept downstream? Ha! Trick Question. I get to do BOTH! Because when it rains, it pours. First, I call Theo McGuire to tell him that I've always loved him and I always will--at least for the next few hours until Pippa Jane the Pig and I are swallowed by the floodwaters. Then, I open the second story window when Theo comes knocking in his kayak, in a likely doomed attempt to save us. Soon, we're trapped in the cabin where we had our first time fifteen years ago and all I can think about is how much I wish I could turn back the clock. If I could, I'd never let this fiercely kind and sexy-as-hell man go. Since this could be The End, we agree to make our last night a night to remember. But what happens when morning dawns, we're both still breathing, and I can't bear to think of a life without my favorite McGuire?

Download or read book Puck Buddies written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2018-11-02 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bree Marks is my best friend... My secret crush… And—wait for it—cursed with a deadly allergy to erecto-plasm. As in she’ll seriously swell up and die if seminal fluid even touches her. Which means finding the perfect guy to punch her V card is literally a matter of life and death. She wants a no-strings summer fling, but she needs someone she can trust. A puck buddy who isn’t going to get overly emotional. Someone who’s as savvy in the sack as he is on the ice. That’s where I come in. It’s a simple request, really—and one I would be happy to honor. If it weren’t for the whole life-and-death thing. If I hadn’t just been traded to a team thousands of miles away from this girl who makes me think not all relationships are a losing game. If I wasn’t already crazy in love with her. This arrangement is a disaster waiting to happen, but the heart wants what it wants, and mine wants Bree, danger and all. PUCK BUDDIES is a sexy, standalone romantic comedy from USA Today bestseller Lili Valente. Keywords: hockey romance, virgin romance, lessons in seduction, new adult, new adult romance, sports romance, sports, friends to lovers, opposites attract romance, opposites attract, workplace, humor, comedy, romance, contemporary, alpha male, love, career, bad boy, family, fiction, forbidden, forbidden romance, romantic comedy, roommates, roomie, roomies, best friends to lovers romance, contemporary romance, best friends in romance, brothers, athletes, rom com, hilarious, romance series, romance books, beach reads, funny, stories, sensual, sensual romance, hot guy, sexy, heartwarming, heart-warming, kissing books, romance series, long series, long romance series, wealthy hero, wealthy heroes, sports romance, Lili Valente, L. Valente.

Download or read book Fake Boyfriend Material written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2024-05-31 with total page 1016 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four Sizzling Fake Dating Rom Coms! Get the entire Big O Dating Specialists series together for the first time. (300,000 steamy, swoony, LOL, feel-good words!) HOT REVENGE FOR HIRE A Fake-Dating-the-Boss Romance Face it, ladies: love sucks and then you cry, while your ex rides off into the sunset. But why let a break-up end in tears when it can end with sweet revenge? Enter Magnificent B@stard Consulting and me, chief executive B. I've got it all…until the day my virtual assistant shows up on my doorstep needing my help. Fake dating has never felt so real. HOT KNIGHT FOR HIRE A Protective-Friends-to-Lovers Romance I'm the guy you don’t bring home to mama. As the resident bad boy of Magnificent B@stard Consulting, I have what it takes to make sure your dangerous ex thinks twice before he knocks on your door. Or I thought I did, until I meet my latest client… Now the one-who-got-away is looking up at me with her big green eyes, daring me to take on an ex as dangerous as hers. HOT MESS FOR HIRE A Fake-Dating-the-Hockey-Player Romance They say Jake “The Dragon” Falcone earned his nickname by setting fire to the ice his first season in the NHL. But just between us ladies, I’m pretty sure he earned it for the dragon in his pants. From my first hug as his fake girlfriend, it’s clear he’s packing. After a few fake dates I realize he’s packing…everywhere. Heart, brains, a killer sense of humor—Jake is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man. Too bad he’s also my client and OFF LIMITS... HOT GHOST HUNTER FOR HIRE A Fake-Dating-the-Ex Second Chance Romance I was her first love, and I’m going to be her last…On paper, I have it all—good looks, good friends, a killer business, and women throwing themselves at me from every corner of the globe. But I can’t get one woman out of my head. Her. Adeline Klein, the sexy smart ass in wire-rimmed glasses and a polka-dot bikini, who stole my heart when we were teenagers.

Download or read book Kind of a Bad Idea written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2024-08-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seven Trevino is a "bad boy" single dad with a heart of gold and a body a Viking king would kill for. He's also my best friend. A friend I wish could be more, but he refuses to even consider dating. He's convinced he's too old for me. But I know he feels the electricity that crackles in the air every time we touch, and I don't care about our age gap. All I care about is that no one has ever made me feel as safe, understood, or desperate to get naked as Seven does. So when we end up stranded in the woods together after his daughter pulls a Parent-Trap scheme for the ages, I'm in no hurry to find a way back to civilization. I intend to take advantage of every second of being trapped in a tiny cabin with this man. Every moment of sharing that one bed... Every moment of feeding the fire building between us... And turns out, Seven feels the same way. Soon we're christening every surface in the cabin--and the outdoor tub on the porch--and I'm positive my dreams are coming true. But can our fledgling relationship survive in the real world? Or will Seven's determination to "protect" me shatter both our hearts?