Download or read book Hooray I Farted written by Shana Chartier and published by Clean Reads. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giggle with your children as you read through this rhyming book about that silliest of sounds: farts! Learn all about animals while laughing through pages of that universally funny form of humor, and try not to toot along!

Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Download or read book Fart Quest written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.

Download or read book Yikes who Farted written by Heath McKenzie and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out whose fart is responsible for that awful smell in this press-the-sound book. Featuring a different, disgusting sound on each spread! Hilariously illustrated by Heath McKenzie.

Download or read book The Fart Book written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!

Download or read book Fart Book The Little Boy Who Couldn t Stop Farting written by Geryn Childress and published by . This book was released on 2014-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's been called the funniest children books in the world. I'm sure parents with kids can relate to this story. This mischievous kid has made it his duty(no pun intended) to let the whole world know just how much he loves to fart, he just can't stop farting on people. I'm sure you'll all have a good laugh as you embark on this journey with "The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting."

Download or read book The Secret Life of Farts written by Malin Klingenberg and published by Pushkin Children's Books. This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A laugh-out-loud illustrated journey around the hidden world of the fart Hilarious verses and outrageous illustrations combine to produce a book about the funniest thing in the world: farts! From the racetrack to the concert hall, from humble bank-robbers to esteemed royals, farts are produced everywhere and by everyone. The Secret Life of Farts is your guide to the rich, colourful, flatulatory world that is all around us.

Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts The Reek Quel written by Marty Kelley and published by Everybody Farts. This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A companion title to Almost Everybody Farts that's all about . . . you guessed it! Farts! Featuring a menagerie of animals and their signature farts (as well as some who don't!), Marty's simple colored pencil illustrations perfectly capture exaggerated poses and facial expressions for maximum silliness and minimal gross-out factor, keeping this taboo subject family friendly. The rhyming text makes for a perfect read-aloud experience.

Download or read book Hooray for St Patrick s Day written by Joan Holub and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers can celebrate Saint Patrick's Day with this interactive lift-the-flap book as they see the children in the story make holiday crafts, taste traditional Irish food, perform a play as Saint Patrick, and even march in a Saint Patrick's Day parade. As an added bonus, readers can search for a hidden leprechaun on each spread. Full-color illustrations. plus flaps.

Download or read book F is for FART written by J J Matthews and published by J. J. Matthews. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whenever your child hears someone fart, you will surely hear the sound of their giggles soon after. Imagine how much fun they will have when you share this educational story about animal farts! Yes, animals fart too... just like me and you! Rhymes have always been a fun way for children to learn and discover. The rhymes you find in this animal ABC rhyming book and the illustrations are sure to put a laughter on your child's face. This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. What you will find inside the book: We've got A for Alligator, B for Bear, C for Cat, D for Dog, E for Elk, F for Frog, G for Goat, H for Hippo, I for Iguana, J for Jackal, K for Komodo Dragon, L for Lion, M for Moose, N for Nighthawk, O for Owl, P for Penguin, Q for Quail, R for Rabbit, S for Snake, T for Tiger, U for Umbrellabird, V for Vulture, W for Walrus, X for X-Ray Tetra, Y for Yak, and Z for Zebra. You can never get enough farts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.

Download or read book There Is a Monster on My Holiday Who Farts written by Tim Miller and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-19 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The family's holiday is being ruined by a monster who keeps farting!

Download or read book The Fart That Got Away written by Stinky McToots and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-30 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How does one cope with the loss of a fart?#1 Best Smelling Author, Stinky McToots, has the answer. The testimonials speak for themselves: - "I haven't seen such a rich friendship between a kid and an inanimate object since 'The Giving Tree.'" - No-one Ever - "Immature, Irreverent, and Juvenile." - Lamest Person Ever - "A true literary achievement. I offer words as congratulatory as they are flatulatory." - Stinky McToots Sr. - "A book about friendship, strength, and fartitude." - Mrs. McToots - "A True Tour-De-Farts." - Another Made Up Person

Download or read book Excuse Me I Just Farted But Now I Know Why written by A T Zark and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-23 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know... Eskimos can say "love" in 32 ways? But, you'd be amazed to know that there are over 39 ways to say "fart." Yep, there is a lot going on behind our mysterious gaseous emissions. Excuse Me! I Just Farted, But Now I Know Why delves into the weird, wacky, smell-gical world of farts. Where do they come from? Why are men and women so divided about them? How what you eat can lead to trouble passing gas? What are farts good for...like really? It might even surprise you to know that a fart just might save your life. Intrigued? Then, pick up a copy of this fantastically flatulent fart trivia book. It's information and entertainment at its stinkin' best. Buy now... Scroll up and click Add to Cart. For you, your favorite gassy friend, and, of course, the bathroom.

Download or read book The Definitive Fart Book written by Desmond and published by CCC Publishing. This book was released on 1961-12 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Hooray I Am a Boy written by Liesbet Slegers and published by Clavis. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the first little fingers and toes to the first birthday cake, this baby book preserves those precious memories. The bright colors and cheerful design are themed for a baby boy.

Download or read book Fart ty written by Kelly Mills and published by Kelly Mills. This book was released on 2021-04-17 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart'ty is a happy little fart. He loves everyone!... But!... Does everyone love him? Enjoy his adventures.Fart is a fun word to say and a fun sound to make. So make sure you sound out the farts when reading to the kids! After the story, read the jokes, fun facts, coloring, tic tac toe and even a maze! LOL!!! THIS IS A HILARIOUS BOOK!!