Download or read book Humor for the Holidays written by Shari MacDonald and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-12-12 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the holidays with the marvelous gift of humor! Holidays can be both fun and frustrating, can't they? All the chaos that goes with the holidays can make you grin or groan. What you need for happy holidays is to have your stocking stuffed with tasty bits of humor. Imagine reaching into your stocking and finding a hilarious story by Patsy Clairmont, pulling out funny-bone ticklers by Martha Bolton, Jack Hayford, and Tim Wildmon, and discovering goodies to make you giggle by many other gifted writers. So grab a cup of wassail, curl up in your favorite chair, and indulge yourself with this heart-lifting book of holiday cheer -- it's stuffed full of special surprises to raise your spirits and add joy to your world!
Download or read book Christmas Unwrapped written by Scott Emmons and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2007-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My eyes are blurred, my brain is mush. My hands begin to tremble. I fell for those deceitful words: 'Easy to assemble.'" -Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays If the holidays conjure up images of maxed-out credit card bills, mile-long mall lines, or that lamp from Aunt Jane that graces your abode only when she comes to visit, this colorful keepsake provides rhyming redemption. More About Christmas Unwrapped Rhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems, including: * Dear Santa, Toys get broken. Candy's cheap. Pets take effort. Fruit won't keep. Candles smell. Clothes might clash. Games are boring. Please send cash. Love, Mindy * Grandma's Gift Which present came from Grandma? It isn't hard to see. The gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943. Book attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.
Download or read book Holidays on Ice written by David Sedaris and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2009-05-04 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).
Download or read book Ha Ha Holiday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Felicia Lowenstein Niven and published by Enslow Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2013-03 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different holidays! You can also create your own funny greeting card!
Download or read book Holiday Humor written by Lisa Brooks (Staff writer) and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of funny Christmas-themed stories, song parodies, jokes, cartoons, and more! Read about the escapades of Christmas criminals, holiday flubs and fights between neighbors that ended up in the local papers, wisdom and "wisdom" from the mouths of children, and more Funny black and white photos and cartoons of Santa, cats, dogs, and kids add additional laughs The perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift! 272 pages
Download or read book Hilarious Holiday Humor written by Richard Lederer and published by Marion Street Press. This book was released on 2013-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sidesplitting jokes, puns, and puzzles are unleashed in this festive collection of quips for all of the major U.S. holidays. Each celebrated day from New Year's to Christmas is afforded a separate chapter, organized in calendar order. Class clowns and junior high school comedians will uncover a bevy of vocabulary-enhancing humor and wholesome witticisms, such as Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom. Enhanced by lively illustrations, each section also offers fun and fascinating origin stories and customs, making this a mirthful introduction to understanding modern-day celebrations.
Download or read book Katie Woo s Hilarious Holiday Jokes written by Fran Manushkin and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2019-05-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make this e-book collection of laughs part of your holday traditions. Katie Woo and her friends can't wait to make you giggle with this collection of holiday-themed jokes. Also included are tip on how to tell a joke, sure to make you the funniest person at the party, and a glossary.
Download or read book Best Kids Christmas Jokes Ever written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ho, ho, ho-larious jokes for kids! This entertaining holiday-themed joke collection will keep kids 6 and up laughing all season long. Curated by the editors at Highlights, Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever contains over 500 age-appropriate, hilarious jokes in a variety of types, like riddles, knock-knocks and more. What did the dog say to the Christmas tree? My bark is louder than yours! This humor collection features hundreds of clever jokes as well as hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun. These wholesome jokes will appeal to kids' sense of humor and are great for sharing at school, play dates or parties. With jokes about Santa, reindeer, Christmas carols and more, kids will amuse themselves—and their friends and family—with this jolly joke book. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
Download or read book The Best Christmas Pageant Ever written by Barbara Robinson and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 1983 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The six mean Herdman kids lie, steal, smoke cigars (even the girls) and then become involved in the community Christmas pageant.
Download or read book The Owl written by and published by . This book was released on 1901 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Hindoo Holiday written by J. R. Ackerley and published by New York Review of Books. This book was released on 2012-10-31 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the 1920s, the young J. R. Ackerley spent several months in India as the personal secretary to the maharajah of a small Indian principality. In his journals, Ackerley recorded the Maharajah’s fantastically eccentric habits and riddling conversations, and the odd shambling day-to-day life of his court. Hindoo Holiday is an intimate and very funny account of an exceedingly strange place, and one of the masterpieces of twentieth-century travel literature.
Download or read book HILARIOUS HOLIDAY HUMOR FOR KIDS written by Alex Reynolds and published by . This book was released on 2023-12-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious Holiday Humor for Kids: Santa's Giggle Factory - A Collection of Holiday Humor" welcomes you to its fantastic universe. In the enchanting corridors of Santa's Giggle Factory, laughter is the key ingredient, and merriment is the order of the day. This delightful e-book is designed to be a festive companion for kids during the holiday season, ushering them into a realm where joy knows no bounds and laughter echoes through the snowy landscapes. The holiday season is a time of magic, wonder, and traditions, and what better way to celebrate than with a hearty dose of laughter? A hilarious treasure trove, "Santa's Giggle Factory," gives kids a frontrow ticket to the hilarious antics at the North Pole. From jolly jokes about Santa's adventures to mischievous tales of Santa's elves causing delightful mayhem, this collection is crafted to tickle the funny bones of young readers. Within these pages, kids will discover the amusing side of holiday decorations, the rib-tickling antics of snowmen, and the loud happenings during the gift-wrapping extravaganza. The e-book transforms familiar holiday elements into sources of laughter, making each chapter a portal into a festive wonderland where the ordinary becomes extraordinary through the lens of humor. Set out on an adventure across the snow-covered terrain of the North Pole, where reindeer tell jokes, snowmen engage in spirited conversations, and Santa's elves orchestrate merry mischief. As kids immerse themselves in the tales of Santa's Giggle Factory, they will find themselves giggling, chuckling, and perhaps even laughing out loud. This compilation celebrates the joy that humor provides to the holidays, not merely a list of jokes.
Download or read book Holiday Hilarities written by Warren Dixon and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Holiday Jokes written by Pam Rosenberg and published by Stride. This book was released on 2023-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to know what kind of sounds a space turkey makes? Ever wonder what games monster children play? You'll find the answers to these silly questions in this book. From Valentines Day through Christmas, you can keep your family and friends ho-ho-ho-ing throughout the holidays with these great jokes. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
Download or read book Laughter the Best Medicine Holidays written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-10-11 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If ever there was a time of year in which we need a sense of humor, it’s the holidays in America—and the latest little book in this best-selling series is here to help! Brimming with America’s funniest stories, one-liners, cartoons, quotes, and jokes, this side-splitting collection explodes the myth that the holidays are the picture of clean homes, well-behaved children, meticulously wrapped gifts, absolutely perfect food, distinguished guests, and perpetual, shiny white smiles. Here is just a sampling of the holiday havoc we all recognize—and love: “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck Last Christmas morning, after all the presents were opened, it was clear that my five-year-old son wasn’t thrilled with the ratio of toys to clothes he’d received. As he trudged slowly up the stairs, I called out, “Hey, where are you going?” “To my room,” he said, “to play with my new socks.” “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” —Joan Rivers
Download or read book Jokes for Kids written by Lizzy Burbank and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-06-04 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 301 Funny Holiday Jokes For Kids Who cuts Santa's grass? Frosty the Mow man What music do pilgrims like?Plymouth rock Why couldn't Dracula get a girlfriend? Cause he is a pain in the neck The Funniest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Made For Children In Lizzy's Burbank's 4th Jokes for Kids Book, get ready to laugh out loud to over 301 hilarious, Holiday Jokes and Riddles. As a mother and jokester extraordinaire, Lizzy knows what it takes to write a good joke; how to keep her children entertained enough to not cause any trouble. Jokes for Every Major Holiday - Never Miss a Holiday Joke Again Christmas Jokes Halloween Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Independence Day Jokes Valentines Day Jokes Hanukkah Jokes New Years Day Jokes
Download or read book The Funniest Holiday Joke Book Ever written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press (UK). This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! This is filled with wacky pictures throughout. Where do genies go on summer vacation? To lamp camp. Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool? She wanted to test the water Which cake lives in a French cathedral? The Flapjack of Notre Dame Perfect for making long holiday journeys or airport queues more bearable!
