Download or read book Honky Tonk Hissy Fit written by Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this rollicking, hilarious comedy, the Doublewide, Texas, gang is back and life in their tiny town has gotten crazier than ever! Just when things are looking up—the population has grown to seventeen mobile homes and a weekend farmers’ market—the rug is pulled out from under the residents yet again. It seems their vacation rental trailer has drawn unwanted attention from a mega-corporation in Austin. Suddenly the corporation is interested in Doublewide. Waaaay too interested. Mayor Joveeta Crumpler is the only one suspicious enough to sound the alarm, but no one is listening. Her mother, Caprice, is too self-involved with her “career” as a local celebrity to sense the growing threat, or to even realize that grumpy old Haywood Sloggett is increasingly drawn to her—and Sloggett is fighting those romantic feelings tooth and nail. Caprice is also hell-bent on keeping her neighbor and rival, Big Ethel Satterwhite, from horning in on her domain—the Stagger Inn bar. Big Ethel has her hands full trying to teach the town’s good-ol’-boy police chief, Baby Crumpler, how to dirty-dance for a countywide competition. But Baby’s got as much chance of winning as Georgia Dean Rudd has of not jinxing her relationship with Nash Sloggett—she’s twisting herself into knots trying to dodge his constant marriage proposals. And as the danger to the town grows, Joveeta can’t even count on the usually reliable and sweet health fanatic Lark Barken—because she’s currently under the spell of a demon she’s only recently discovered: caffeine. But as the tentacles of the corporation envelope them all, can the citizens of this little Texas town put aside their problems and unite behind Joveeta to fight “the big guys” and turn the tide in Doublewide? A heap of hilarity with a whole lot of heart—and a stand-alone play in its own right—HONKY TONK HISSY FIT is the third comedy in the trilogy that begins with Doublewide, Texas and continues with A Doublewide, Texas Christmas. By the triumphant finale of this ferociously funny Jones Hope Wooten comedy (Could there be a double wedding in Doublewide?), you’ll be throwing fits, alright—fits of laughter that’ll make your sides ache!

Download or read book Hissy Fits written by Neale Pitches and published by Pacific Learning Inc. This book was released on 2011 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hissy fits come in all shapes and sizes. Mostly, they're just for show, but it pays to get out of the way when some creatures flip their lids!

Download or read book I Battled a Giant Otter written by Zanzibar McFate and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-03 with total page 579 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chainsaws! Pantyhose! Moonshine! Oprah?.Opium! A Dead Whale! Air Force One! Manly Electroluxing & Brownie, the Adorable Dachshund Grandma Sews the Hangman's Hood.12 Tips for Climbing Cheops. Almost Shot by the Secret Service.The Black Rubber Dress.Smuggling 'Tea' in Arabia.Big Cheese TV Guy Eats a Baby Duck.Jerry Garcia Forced to Play 'Truckin'.Revenge of the Octo-Dog Converter.I Hijack the Sunsphere .8 Soul Crushing Job Interviews.6 Airsquid Sex Secrets.What Happened When I Glued My Eyes Shut. My Wife Killed the Mole Baby & I Laughed.Hot 'n' Spicy Hair Dye Sex. Did I Mention Oprah?.Oose: Your Body's Magic Mystery Stuff.Wattle Biting.Attack on the USS Devil Dog.Secret Shame That Ruins Marriages: Can You Find Your Wife's 'Vestibule'? (I Can). Selling 'The Magic Belt'.I Spy on the Mystery Woman of the Sahara! Plus! Your Quicky Guide to the Lacy Brassiere Films of Isabella Rossellini Originally Published in San Francisco as "I Am Satan's Slave" Zanzibar "Buck Buck" McFate battled a giant otter. He had the strength of 10 men, X-ray eyes, and the fingers of a concert pianist. He had what it took to keep one woman satisfied and coming back for more. McFate lived in exotic Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and New Jersey. Hoping that the deep puncture wounds would start healing soon, he moved to the quiet unspoiled village of Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Upon his return to the Congo, he was dismembered, disemboweled and scalped.

Download or read book Hissy Fit written by Mary Kay Andrews and published by . This book was released on 2001-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the wonderful world of bestselling author Mary Kay Andrews, where the bourbon is cold, the manners are genteel, and a cheating varmint of an ex-fianc gets the comeuppance he so richly deserves.

Download or read book Dictionary of Southern Appalachian English written by Michael B. Montgomery and published by UNC Press Books. This book was released on 2021-06-22 with total page 3218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dictionary of Southern Appalachian English is a revised and expanded edition of the Weatherford Award–winning Dictionary of Smoky Mountain English, published in 2005 and known in Appalachian studies circles as the most comprehensive reference work dedicated to Appalachian vernacular and linguistic practice. Editors Michael B. Montgomery and Jennifer K. N. Heinmiller document the variety of English used in parts of eight states, ranging from West Virginia to Georgia—an expansion of the first edition's geography, which was limited primarily to North Carolina and Tennessee—and include over 10,000 entries drawn from over 2,200 sources. The entries include approximately 35,000 citations to provide the reader with historical context, meaning, and usage. Around 1,600 of those examples are from letters written by Civil War soldiers and their family members, and another 4,000 are taken from regional oral history recordings. Decades in the making, the Dictionary of Southern Appalachian English surpasses the original by thousands of entries. There is no work of this magnitude available that so completely illustrates the rich language of the Smoky Mountains and Southern Appalachia.

Download or read book Pegleg Gets Stumped written by Nadia Higgins and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pegleg Pedro is hearing things…and smelling things… and seeing things that couldn't possibly be real aboard a pirate ship. Pedro is stumped when he can't find a reason for these things, but the rest of the crew say ghosts are about!

Download or read book Careergasm written by Sarah Vermunt and published by ECW Press. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rousing, bullsh*t-free advice for aspiring career changers What is a careergasm? Does it feel as good as it sounds? You bet your ass it does. A Careergasm happens when your work feels good. Really good. Like a groovin’ Marvin Gaye song. Like you and your work belong together, and you can’t help coming back for more. But how do you get your mojo back when you’re in a passionless relationship with your job? In Careergasm, Sarah Vermunt leads the way. This playful, empowering book for wannabe career changers is a rally cry, a shot of courage, and a road map charting the course to meaningful work. Filled with real stories about brave people making great stuff happen, this how-to book will help you step out of your career rut and into action. It is written with love and punctuated with laughter. The snorting kind. And the occasional F-bomb. It’s a warm hug and a kick in the ass delivered by a straight-talking spitfire who walks the talk and has hundreds of thousands of people sharing her work online. It’s time to feel good again.

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Download or read book Unscripted Love written by Heather Thurmeier and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-02-16 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hollywood and romance mix in this delightful trilogy that explores the passion that can develop from friendly rivals on reality television shows. It's a behind-the-scenes dream come true sure to capture fans of The Bachelor, Survivor, The Amazing Race, and American Idol. Falling for You: Newly single Cassidy Quinn is thrilled to be a contestant on the new reality dating show, The One. But her excitement turns to horror when the gorgeous bachelor turns out to be her ex-boyfriend, Brad. Should she reunite with him or take a chance on hunky cameraman Evan? Stuck on You: If being forced to team up with reality TV's favorite bad girl wasn't enough, falling for her partner's brother might just make this treasure-hunting reality show a real nightmare for Paige Anderson. But an alliance with Jack Miles might lead to more than just winning the prize . . . Lost Without You: Reality TV diva Zoe Oliver is used to putting up a good front, but she isn't thrilled to rough it in the woods without indoor plumbing and electricity - and with producer Chip Carmack. When her secrets are revealed on camera, she worries she'll lose everything - including her chance at redemption and the affections of the only man she's ever trusted with her heart. Sensuality Level: Sensual

Download or read book Ruthless written by Lexi Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-08-09 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first in a sexy contemporary romance series featuring the Lawless siblings—from New York Times bestselling author Lexi Blake. The Lawless siblings are bound by vengeance. Riley, Drew, Brandon, and Mia believe the CEO of StratCast orchestrated their parents’ murder twenty years ago to steal their father’s software program. And there’s only one way Riley can find some solid evidence... Heir to the StratCast legacy, Ellie Stratton hires a new attorney to handle a delicate business matter—and she’s shocked by her attraction to him. Over the course of a few weeks, Riley becomes her lover, her friend, her everything. But when her life is threatened, Ellie discovers that Riley is more obsessed with settling an old score than in the love she thought they were building. And Riley must choose between a revenge he’s prepared for all his life and the woman he’s sure he can’t live without...

Download or read book The Soul Eater of Flipimoff IV written by D.M. Pruden and published by Fuzzy Slipper Publishing. This book was released on 2023-02-21 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a soul-sucking job, but someone had to do it. Conman Ignatz Bauer considers himself an enterprising businessman and scrupulously avoids anything that resembles a common job. The very idea of working for someone else sends shivers up his spine. But when circumstances compel him to accept a commission to deliver an enigmatic package to an even more mysterious recipient, Ignatz discovers the true meaning of fear. With the ship in desperate need of repair and falling apart around his ears, his AI having an identity crisis, and his bodyguard seriously considering a career change, Ignatz has four days to make a two-week journey across the galaxy if he wants to keep his own skin intact. Complicating matters, the item he is supposed to deliver turns out to be an ancient disembodied entity that may well hold the key to the fate of all life in the galaxy. With death dogging his steps and little to no chance of successfully completing his task, Ignatz once again does what he always does and trusts that Lady Luck will bail him out one last time. The Soul Eater of Flipimoff IV is the second book in The Galactic Misadventures of Ignatz Bauer series. Order your copy today.

Download or read book Out of Pocket written by Debby Mayne and published by Kregel Publications. This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Granny Marge, the Bucklin family matriarch, is getting restless in her old age, so she's ramping up her efforts to help with the next reunion. She may be older than dirt, but that doesn't keep her from getting her hands dirty . . . in everyone else's business. Granny knows best--or does she? The rest of the Bucklin clan may surprise her yet. Coralee springs a big surprise on the family, while Elliot has a plan to take Shay's breath away. Puddin' is shocked by a secret her husband and son have been hiding from her. Sally manages to find something she never knew she was looking for, and Julius shakes everyone up with his own bombshell. Sure, the Bucklins try to stay out of trouble--and sometimes they even succeed!

Download or read book Palm Beach Life written by and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since 1906, Palm Beach Life has been the premier showcase of island living at its finest — fashion, interiors, landscapes, personality profiles, society news and much more.

Download or read book Wrecker written by Winter Travers and published by Winter Travers. This book was released on 2023-10-07 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wrecker lives for the Fallen Lords MC. The club is the only thing he cares about. Until her. Alice’s world is spiralling. The one person she thought she’d always have is gone, leaving her to pick up the pieces of her own shattered heart. Except, the only way she can find to do that may ruin her. When Wrecker gets the call to check in on Alice, the woman he finds is just a shell of the outspoken crazy lady he knows her to be. That guts him. He wants the real Alice back, and he’ll stop at nothing to pull her out of the darkness.

Download or read book Bullying Child Abuse and Domestic Violence Creating a Positive Outcome Out of a Negative Situation You Are an OVERCOMER written by Sensei/Renshi Nathan Chlumsky and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-04-02 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bullying, Child Abuse, Domestic Violence, and violence as a whole are parts things that have plagued our society since the beginning of time. And while people know the bad that violence causes, they still allow it to continue by: not trying to change the situation and/or ignoring the situation all together. However, there are those few people who choose to do the opposite and who strive to gain strength from the negative situations then redirect that negativity into forming positive outcomes and thus become "OVERCOMERS." This book is about myself, and some of those famous people whom you may know and what they did to "Overcome" those obstacles that stood in their way in order to become the positive role models that now shape our youth today. This book will also talk about the statistics of child bullying, work place bullying, child abuse and domestic violence. It will also talk about the signs and what to look for.

Download or read book The Lessons of Love and Life written by Julie Kay and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2018-02-15 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everything you ever needed to know for you to be happier with yourself and your life has been right there in front of you all along. Your life and its circumstances have been trying to show you what youre missing every time your emotional buttons are pushed. If youve had enough of repeating the same old patterns time and time again, then The Lessons of Love and Life can take you on a deep inner journey through your unique spiritual profile to identify, heal, and change all that is keeping self-love and happiness from you. The Lessons of Love and Life is the ultimate self-transformational book to assist you in knowing and changing yourself from the inside out. Self-empowerment activist and spiritual profiler Julie Kay will take you on a spiritual journey to awaken you to your soul lessons and the hidden behaviors, emotional filters, and daily patterns that have been affecting your life and relationships. You will learn how to overcome any lack of self-love, learn how to consciously connect to your own spirit so you can become internally guided rather than externally motivated, and learn how to do the inner work necessary to find and execute your purpose in life. The Lessons of Love and Life is an easy-to-understand book for beginners yet full of wisdom for the more advanced souls. This is not a think positive and you will be happy type of book. It will deeply penetrate the surface of your being to help you reveal and eliminate all that has been negatively affecting your life. Are you ready for the ultimate inside job?

Download or read book Time written by Rachel Werling and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-12-04 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The year is 2900, and North America is no longer the place it used to be. Over the years, three men rose to power. They renamed the northern landmass Flikes and divided it into seven Sections. The three men declared themselves the Alpha, Beta, and Calvin—the oligarchs of Flikes. These men did the unthinkable. They took away our free will by controlling every aspect of our lives. At birth, we are issued a bracelet. At age five, we are issued a necklace. At age ten, we are issued a watch. And at age thirteen, we are issued a digital watch. These are collectively known as our Accessories. Accessories must be worn at all times. Each one counts down time. The bracelet counts down the time until we meet our best friend. The necklace counts down the time until we meet our soul mate. The watch counts down the time until we meet our enemy. The digital watch counts down the time until our death. Nothing can change our Fate. Meeting our best friend, our soul mate, our enemy, and our death; these are all decided for us. Or, at least that was what everyone thought. That was before me, Cassandrea Gultian. That was before all of my Accessories just stopped. That was when my death was just a second away. I am the girl who stopped time.