Download or read book Hello Mr Satan You re an Idiot written by Bazooka Teaches and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-11-30 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems that exposes the plights of a lost soul. It entices readers to enjoy creative writing or simply the art of reading poetry.
Download or read book I m An Idiot You re An Idiot written by Richard Scott and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2005-05-09 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Cows from Outer Space.” “Why I Ate My Husband.” “Jesus Returns, and the Christians Think He’s Nuts.” These and other pieces of unintentional genius from the demented mind of Richard Scott complete this collection of hilarious short stories and idiotic comedy bits. Scott’s comedy ranges from the highbrow “Toilet Humour” to the historical docu-drama, “I Heard the President Fart.” From the absurd “Toast Hunters of the Amazon,” to the surreal “My Father the Android,” to the farcical “Dances Like Jew,” to the ridiculous “The Adventures of Superman’s Pants,” I’m an Idiot, You’re an Idiot is guaranteed to make readers laugh like the idiots we all are. Read what the critics say! “It’s not the worst thing I’ve read.”—Rachel Scott, mother “Needs more pictures to color.”—George W. Bush “LOL!! :-))))) WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?”—random Internet blogger “Did he spell his name right?”—Arthur Scott, father “Hey, buddy, I don’t take personal checks.”—Mistress Dominix
Download or read book I Love Jesus But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Download or read book Don t Fall in Love with Me Mr Satan written by Only love sunshine and published by Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd. This book was released on with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: That night, Johnson, the master of Joe's family, pinned her against the couch"Angeline, you have to be aware that marriage means a man and a woman have to fulfill their obligations, right?""Our marriage is just a contract""A contract also means legal responsibilities, Angeline You can't escape from this"Angeline was the 'vicious adopted daughter' who had hurt the family that brought her upIn her life, there were only three things she regretted the mostFirst, on the night her mother died, she begged the wrong person, which made her lose her virginity for nothing and suffer four years in jailSecond, when she was released from prison, she lost her liver to take revenge on her father's family, and then attracted Charles, who was Andy's boyfriend at the timeThird, she shouldn't have fallen in love with that man and put herself in danger"One day I finally learned to cherish Then I looked back, only to find that some things were gone and could never be found again" This is Book 2 of Don't Fall in Love with Me, Mr. Satan (10 books).
Download or read book Outwitting the Devil written by Napoleon Hill and published by Sharon Lechter. This book was released on 2011 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally written in 1938 but never published due to its controversial nature, an insightful guide reveals the seven principles of good that will allow anyone to triumph over the obstacles that must be faced in reaching personal goals.
Download or read book How to Write a Collaborative Novel written by Heide Goody and published by Pigeon Park Press. This book was released on 2013-12-30 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your goal: • Write a novel with one or more partners Learn how to: • find a writing partner • harness the creative energy that comes with collaboration • avoid problems in working with someone else • write a novel that you're both passionate about Contains: • suggested frameworks for organising tasks • activities to help you generate and organise ideas • real life anecdotes and examples Best-selling comic fantasy authors, Heide Goody and Iain Grant, have drawn on their years of collaborative writing experience to create this guide for every collaborative writer. From finding a writing partner, to generating those important story ideas, to actually writing your novel and seeing it through to publication, this book will walk you through the pitfalls and challenges of collaborative writing.
Download or read book The Jupiter Knife written by D.J. Butler and published by Baen Books. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EVEN GHOSTS NEED HELP FROM A CUNNING MAN. A new novel in the Cunning Man series from Dragon Award-nominated author D.J. Butler and Aaron Michael Ritchey. Hiram and his son Michael are dowsing a well in Eastern Utah when they hear a cry of help from the ghost of a small boy, torn to pieces by wild animals. Before they can even begin to look into that tragedy, however, a prosperous local rancher is murdered right before their eyes. In an attempt to both help the ghost and find the killer, Hiram and Michael must navigate an eccentric cast of characters that includes failed bank robbers, a seductive fortune-teller, an inept sheriff, a crazy prospector, and a preacher with an apocalyptic grudge against the Roosevelt administration. The mystery, however, isn’t just in the hearts of men. There’s an astrological puzzle that Michael, now his father’s apprentice, must solve. Meanwhile, the murderer is moving slowly against Hiram and Michael, forcing them into a trap from which there is no escape. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management). About The Jupiter Knife: “It’s like Jim Butcher crossed with Grapes of Wrath!”—Larry Correia “Butler and Ritchey return to Depression-era Utah for a second thrilling tale of murder and folk magic (after The Cunning Man). . . . The play between Hiram’s earnest Mormonism and the more secular Michael’s growing unease with folk magic adds depth to the father-son dynamic, and the false leads and eccentric side characters make for a delightful mystery. This well-crafted historical fantasy is sure to please.”—Publishers Weekly
Download or read book The Saturday Evening Post written by and published by . This book was released on 1912 with total page 648 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Milk and Cheese Dairy Products Gone Bad written by Evan Dorkin and published by Dark Horse Comics. This book was released on 2007-11-20 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A carton of hate. A wedge of spite. A comic book of idiotic genius. The Eisner Award-winning dairy duo returns in this deluxe hardcover collecting every single stupid Milk and Cheese comic ever made from 1989 to 2010, along with a sh*t ton of supplemental awesomeness. This has everything you need! Don't judge it—love it! Or else! • Look for brand-new stories by Evan Dorkin in upcoming Dark Horse Presents issues! • "Evan's calcium-rich creations are guaranteed to spread lactose intolerance everywhere."—David Mazzucchelli (Asterios Polyp, Batman: Year One)
Download or read book And God Created Human written by Jana Tether and published by Jana Tether. This book was released on 2007-06 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two thousand years ago, Jesus told parables to touch the hearts and minds of those he wanted to reach and teach. Today, how can we reach people from all walks of life with biblical truth? This book brings God's teachings to life through drama, providing a collection of humorous, contemporary pieces to be performed or simply read. They relay the massages of God's love, hope, and involvement in our lives as we face life's ups and downs. Drama subjects include insecurity, temptation, spiritual warfare, and fear, just to name a few. These creative dramas and monologues will engage your audience in worship services, retreats, Bible study groups, and more. Scripture verses and questions are included to encourage and guide discussions and show how God and his Word apply to our lives today. - back of the book.
Download or read book If I Ran the Zoo written by Dr. Seuss and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1950 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.
Download or read book The William Kent Krueger Collection 1 written by William Kent Krueger and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 1177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three exciting Cork O’Connor mysteries in one package! Includes an exclusive introduction by William Kent Krueger that describes his experience writing these first three novels in his New York Times bestselling series. Iron Lake: Part Irish, part Anishinaabe Indian, Corcoran “Cork” O’Connor is the former sheriff of Aurora, Minnesota. Embittered by his “former” status and the marital meltdown that has separated him from his children, Cork gets by on heavy doses of caffeine, nicotine, and guilt. Once a cop on Chicago’s South Side, there’s not much that can shock him. But when the town’s judge is brutally murdered, and a young Eagle Scout is reported missing, Cork takes on a mind-jolting case of conspiracy, corruption, and scandal. Boundary Waters: Somewhere in the heart of the unforgiving Quetico-Superior Wilderness, near the U.S./Canada border, a young woman named Shiloh—a country-western singer at the height of her fame—has disappeared. Cork O’Connor joins a search party that includes an ex-con, two FBI agents, and a ten-year-old boy. Others are on Shiloh’s trail as well—men hired not just to find her, but to kill her. As the expedition ventures deeper into the wilderness, strangers descend on Aurora, threatening to spill blood on the town’s snowy streets. Meanwhile, out on the Boundary Waters, winter falls hard. Cork’s team of searchers loses contact with civilization, and like the brutal winds of a Minnesota blizzard, death—violent and sudden—stalks their every move. Purgatory Ridge: Not far from Aurora, Minnesota (population 3,752), lies an ancient expanse of great white pines, sacred to the Anishinaabe tribe. When an explosion kills the night watchman at wealthy industrialist Karl Lindstrom’s nearby lumber mill, it’s obvious where suspicion will fall. Former sheriff Cork O’Connor agrees to help investigate, but he has mixed feelings about the case. For one thing, he is part Anishinaabe. For another, his wife, a lawyer, represents the tribe. Meanwhile, near Lindstrom’s lakeside home, a reclusive shipwreck survivor and his sidekick are harboring their own resentment of the industrialist. And it soon becomes clear to Cork that harmony, both at home and in Aurora, will be on the back burner for some time.
Download or read book Our Dumb Animals written by George Thorndike Angell and published by . This book was released on 1876 with total page 592 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book The Practical Works of the Late Reverend and Pious Mr Richard Baxter in Four Volumes written by Richard Baxter and published by . This book was released on 1707 with total page 976 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Elephant On My Chest written by Sabrina Moussa and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2023-12-13 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The young adult romance, Elephant On My Chest, follows the story of Elena Hererra who grapples with the struggles of anxiety after witnessing her parents succumb to the difficulties of mental health. After a sudden panic attack, running Elena out of class, Kane Crawford, captain of the Maplewood Chargers hockey team, childhood best friend, and crush, follows her into the washroom to ensure she is okay. The two of them rekindle a friendship, bonding the rest of their friends: Carter, Fynn, and Vanessa, while Kane and Elena also begin to develop romantic feelings for each other. However, a new addition to the group: Liam, starts to grow close to Elena and must deal with the fact that she is off-limits and belongs to his best friend, Kane. Various secrets and personal struggles threaten to tear each character apart, but the strength of their friendships supports them through navigating these hardships.
Download or read book Too Good to Be True written by Kristan Higgins and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How far would you go to get over a guy? When Grace Emerson's ex-fiancé starts dating her younger sister, extreme measures are called for. To keep everyone from obsessing about her love life, Grace announces that she's seeing someone. Someone wonderful. Someone handsome. Someone completely made up. Who is this Mr. Right? Someone…exactly unlike her renegade neighbor Callahan O'Shea. Well, someone with his looks, maybe. His hot body. His knife-sharp sense of humor. His smarts and big heart. Whoa. No. Callahan O'Shea is not her perfect man! Not with his unsavory past. So why does Mr. Wrong feel so…right?
