Download or read book Greetings Asshole written by John T and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-11 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!

Download or read book Just Calm the F ck Down written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-11 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just Calm the F*ck Down! Use this hilarious funny swear word adult coloring book to help you relieve your stress and relax. Contains all your favorite cuss words and prases! From the author who brought you Make Life Your Bitch, Humping Animals, and Rage Page! Color sweary phrases with flower and mandala patterns Great way to help you relieve your stress and relax Makes the perfect gift for all occasions Color, relieve your stress, and relax with an assortment of adult coloring pages which includes regular and midnight coloring pages. Makes a great gift for your family or friends with a sense of humor!

Download or read book I Know This Much Is True written by Wally Lamb and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 1998-06-03 with total page 884 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With his stunning debut novel, She's Come Undone, Wally Lamb won the adulation of critics and readers with his mesmerizing tale of one woman's painful yet triumphant journey of self-discovery. Now, this brilliantly talented writer returns with I Know This Much Is True, a heartbreaking and poignant multigenerational saga of the reproductive bonds of destruction and the powerful force of forgiveness. A masterpiece that breathtakingly tells a story of alienation and connection, power and abuse, devastation and renewal--this novel is a contemporary retelling of an ancient Hindu myth. A proud king must confront his demons to achieve salvation. Change yourself, the myth instructs, and you will inhabit a renovated world. When you're the same brother of a schizophrenic identical twin, the tricky thing about saving yourself is the blood it leaves on your bands--the little inconvenience of the look-alike corpse at your feet. And if you're into both survival of the fittest and being your brother's keeper--if you've promised your dying mother--then say so long to sleep and hello to the middle of the night. Grab a book or a beer. Get used to Letterman's gap-toothed smile of the absurd, or the view of the bedroom ceiling, or the influence of random selection. Take it from a godless insomniac. Take it from the uncrazy twin--the guy who beat the biochemical rap. Dominick Birdsey's entire life has been compromised and constricted by anger and fear, by the paranoid schizophrenic twin brother he both deeply loves and resents, and by the past they shared with their adoptive father, Ray, a spit-and-polish ex-Navy man (the five-foot-six-inch sleeping giant who snoozed upstairs weekdays in the spare room and built submarines at night), and their long-suffering mother, Concettina, a timid woman with a harelip that made her shy and self-conscious: She holds a loose fist to her face to cover her defective mouth--her perpetual apology to the world for a birth defect over which she'd had no control. Born in the waning moments of 1949 and the opening minutes of 1950, the twins are physical mirror images who grow into separate yet connected entities: the seemingly strong and protective yet fearful Dominick, his mother's watchful "monkey"; and the seemingly weak and sweet yet noble Thomas, his mother's gentle "bunny." From childhood, Dominick fights for both separation and wholeness--and ultimately self-protection--in a house of fear dominated by Ray, a bully who abuses his power over these stepsons whose biological father is a mystery. I was still afraid of his anger but saw how he punished weakness--pounced on it. Out of self-preservation I hid my fear, Dominick confesses. As for Thomas, he just never knew how to play defense. He just didn't get it. But Dominick's talent for survival comes at an enormous cost, including the breakup of his marriage to the warm, beautiful Dessa, whom he still loves. And it will be put to the ultimate test when Thomas, a Bible-spouting zealot, commits an unthinkable act that threatens the tenuous balance of both his and Dominick's lives. To save himself, Dominick must confront not only the pain of his past but the dark secrets he has locked deep within himself, and the sins of his ancestors--a quest that will lead him beyond the confines of his blue-collar New England town to the volcanic foothills of Sicily 's Mount Etna, where his ambitious and vengefully proud grandfather and a namesake Domenico Tempesta, the sostegno del famiglia, was born. Each of the stories Ma told us about Papa reinforced the message that he was the boss, that he ruled the roost, that what he said went. Searching for answers, Dominick turns to the whispers of the dead, to the pages of his grandfather's handwritten memoir, The History of Domenico Onofrio Tempesta, a Great Man from Humble Beginnings. Rendered with touches of magic realism, Domenico's fablelike tale--in which monkeys enchant and religious statues weep--becomes the old man's confession--an unwitting legacy of contrition that reveals the truth's of Domenico's life, Dominick learns that power, wrongly used, defeats the oppressor as well as the oppressed, and now, picking through the humble shards of his deconstructed life, he will search for the courage and love to forgive, to expiate his and his ancestors' transgressions, and finally to rebuild himself beyond the haunted shadow of his twin. Set against the vivid panoply of twentieth-century America and filled with richly drawn, memorable characters, this deeply moving and thoroughly satisfying novel brings to light humanity's deepest needs and fears, our aloneness, our desire for love and acceptance, our struggle to survive at all costs. Joyous, mystical, and exquisitely written, I Know This Much Is True is an extraordinary reading experience that will leave no reader untouched.

Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Download or read book Anatomy Coloring Book written by Coloring Book Coloring Book for Adults and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-07-19 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cover design by kimaya "Anatomy Coloring Book is absolutely a growing trend and consumers are really taking to the idea" We live in a sea of energy where color is working within us. It shines with in our divine self, and radiates upon us from the sun. Research and observation has shown us that specific colors bring balance to our physical and emotional systems. Chromotherapy can easily be used as an alternative to Chinese acupuncture, achieving the same results in unblocking meridians without the discomfort of needles used in acupuncture.

Download or read book Sophie s World written by Jostein Gaarder and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2007-03-20 with total page 599 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.

Download or read book F ck Off This is MY Coloring Book written by Adult Colouring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-28 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LARGE COLLECTION OF AWESOME DESIGNS AT AN AMAZING PRICE. AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL DISCOUNT. GRAB YOUR COPY NOW. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not sure what theme to start coloring? Grab one that has everything. Incredible artwork with the largest variety of super amazing designs. Join the hundreds of thousands of happy colorists that really appreciate good quality artwork. This adult coloring book provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. üVarious levels of intricacy keeping you excited and inspired to color! So many different themes to choose from: garden designs, animals, mandalas, and paisley patterns, decorative art. Perfect for every skill level, great for growing your skills. Perfect with your choice of coloring tools (crayon, gel pens, markers, colored pencils). High resolution for crisp clean printing of illustrations. Each coloring page is printed double sided for your convenience. Frequently gifted. This book makes the perfect gift for Christmas holidays, birthday and more. Grab a set of pencils to go with it! Create your own frame-worthy masterpieces! Includes extra blank pages at the end to give you space for testing your colors. Fun Online Community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an entertaining way to view completed pages from other coloring book fans, meet other colorists, and share your masterpieces with the world. About Coloring Books We create a wide range of coloring books, journal and sketchbooks that help you relax, unwind, and express your creativity. Explore the entire collection to find your next coloring or creative adventure. TAGS: adult coloring books; cocks; dicks; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; coloring books adu ⭐ TAGS: adult coloring books; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; christmas coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; christmas adult coloring books; coloring books adu

Download or read book Coloring for Grown Ups written by Ryan Hunter and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts

Download or read book Bah Fucking Humbug Release Your Inner Scrooge written by John T and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-22 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need to unwind during the 'hustle and bustle' of the holiday season? Need the perfect gift for your family, friends, co-workers, or gift exchanges? Or, is 'jingle bells' starting to piss you off? Bah Fucking Humbug, the latest adult coloring book from best-selling illustrator John T, is jam-packed with fun coloring pages including: Coloring pages include: Cheap Ass Wrapping Paper, Shitty Xmas Cards, 'midnight edition' coloring pages (designs printed on black backgrounds), holiday cookie typography, and more! Get a copy of Bah Fucking Humbug for yourself and a copy for your family, friends, co-workers, and gift exchanges!

Download or read book Best Dad Ever I Love You Dad Coloring Book written by Nnazz Mannda and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny gifts for New Dads? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book, we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that New Dads definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for New Dads are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this New Dad coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown-ups will create plenty of laughs all around. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite New Dad's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for New Dads, so we hope we have made life easier for you!

Download or read book Notebook Doodles Go Girl written by Jess Volinski and published by Design Originals. This book was released on 2015-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Notebook Doodles Go Girl! is designed specifically for the design-savvy tween to build confidence and self-esteem! Discover 30 interactive art activities that are just waiting to be filled with color. Also included are helpful art tips, 20 color palettes, 8 pages of colored examples, and inspiring quotes to go with every design. Watercolors, colored pencils, markers, crayons, and gel pens will all look stunning on high-quality, extra-thick paper. Designs are printed on a single side of each perforated page for easy removal and display.

Download or read book Fuck It Let s Color written by Sarah Ganly and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hand drawn adult coloring book features 24 swear word coloring pages in landscape format. Make sure to check out all the pages in this book on my amazon author page here: http: //www.amazon.com/Sarah-Ganly/e/B01BK4X09W/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1 Each curse word coloring sheet has a blank back so it can be cut out and framed. You will find some classic swear words such as asshat, piss off, dick, bitch, bullshit, cock, fuck, and asshole in this book. It also features some more creative curses such as skittle tits, fuck you very much, fanfuckingtastic, twatwaffle, shitface, and thundercunt for more experienced swearers to enjoy. With a variety of patterns and curses to color, this relaxing and fun cuss word coloring book is great for art therapy as well as a good laugh. Check out the pic on my author page to view all the pages in this book!

Download or read book Adult Coloring Books written by Adult Coloring Books and published by Tip Top Education. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Download or read book Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-19 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color, relax, and laugh with this hilariously funny adult coloring book! Makes the perfect gag gift for your favorite colorists, too! The Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book is filled with hilariously funny coloring pages of animals gone wild. The content in this book is NOT explicit. This coloring book makes a perfect gift for yourself so you can color, laugh, and relax. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! The Humping Animals Coloring Book makes an even better gift for your family, friends, coworkers, and gift exchanges such as the White Elephant or Secret Santa.

Download or read book Word Search Book For Adults FUCK Large Print And Other Funny Offensive Bad Words Puzzle Book written by Salty Sarcasm Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-28 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Adult Word Search Puzzle book - FUCK with 20 puzzles and solutions. Get ready to laugh your ass off when trying to find FUCK and the other funny offensive bad words. This adult themed word search puzzle book makes a hilarious gift for a friend or colleague who has a strong sense of humor. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put smiles on their faces. Grab one now, it's better than sending a card! Features Unique design 20 Word Search Puzzles High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 8.5" x 11" dimensions This Prick Word Search puzzle book is the gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Secret Santa or any special occasion. This adult word search book makes an hilarious gag gift for yourself or anyone special with a great sense of humor. Grab one now!

Download or read book The Big Spoopy Coloring Book for Littles written by Bdsm Princess and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Makes a perfect gift for Halloween for your sub, slave, pet, babygirl etc. 64 coloring and activity pages Measures 8.5 x 11" High Quality Glossy Paperback cover

Download or read book Fuck You Coronavirus written by Gladja Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-04 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Burnout sucks especially during a pandemic. Give yourself, or anyone else you know, a break by coloring away stress. A great "Thank You" gift to anyone on the front line of this pandemic. Unique Designs. We have included 32 different illustrations to color. Hilarious Coronavirus Phrases. Every page includes a different relatable saying to laugh and say "fuck off!" to. Single-Sided Printing with Borders. No need to worry about bleed though and losing a design! Borders make easy removal of pages without ruining your art. Suitable for colored pencils, markers, crayons and ink. Whatever your choices is, our designs are printed on bright white paper giving you vibrant colors! Relaxing, stress-relieving. Each page will have you laughing and relaxing. A great gift for anyone suffering through these uncertain times of anxiety, depression or any other mental health issue. Coloring books are a fantastic way to practice mindful meditation and make great gifts for everyone. Front line workers Holidays - Christmas, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, etc. Gift Bags Birthdays