Download or read book It s Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckers written by Colin Nissan and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.

Download or read book The Biggest Leaf Pile written by Steve Metzger and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All the autumn leaves want to be on top of the biggest leaf pile, but when a big bear jumps on the pile, the leaves learn an important lesson about friendship.

Download or read book The Ultimate Guide to Celebrating Kids written by Linda LaTourelle and published by Bluegrass Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2005-07-15 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems, quotes and titles to celebrate the school-aged child on cards, scrapbooks, and creative projects.

Download or read book Fall Mixed Up written by Bob Raczka and published by Carolrhoda Books ®. This book was released on 2013-11-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fall is all mixed up in this silly book from Bob Raczka! Can you find his mistakes in the words and pictures?

Download or read book We Go On written by Regina Walker and published by Regina Walker. This book was released on 2020-06-12 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★★★★★ “Walker lays out the drama, stress, and emotional pain of the characters in a believable way but leaves the door open for hope and a way to go on.” Jenny Knipfer, Author of the By the Light of the Moon Series Josh and Liz must learn to continue living after their son, Colby, commits suicide. He left them too soon, but he left an unexpected gift behind. Dusty, the pretty mare he was keeping secret, could be a powerful tool in his family's healing, or she could be the last thing his mom can handle. As they wrestle with the holes in their hearts, they find themselves at odds with one another and with their faith. Tyler, their surviving son, wades through the depths of his grief and pain while watching his parents’ marriage come undone. This is a deeply moving story about pain, loss, and faith. Sometimes the three collide in a way we never saw coming, in a way we never wanted to experience. Join the Millers as they find hope again, one moment at a time. ⚠ Warning: This book deals with loss by suicide and the grief a family endures. ⚠ This is book one in the Then Comes Hope Collection. ① We Go On ② Still With Us ③ We Grow Together These books can be read and enjoyed separately, and each features its own conclusion. There is a small cliffhanger at the end of We Go On. This cliffhanger is resolved in book two, Still With Us.

Download or read book Camper Chronicles written by Rae Allen and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-08-15 with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Retirement plan: Find a quiet peaceful community. Build a new home. Move. What can go wrong? A few weeks after initiating the plan we have a worldwide pandemic! We end up as a cross between homeless people and camper people. We become very acquainted with the porta potty industry. Our lovely vacation camper becomes a death trap. Will The Husband's survival skills keep us alive long enough to move into the new home? We invite you into our camper life, but be prepared--there is a lot of laughter here!

Download or read book Welcome Autumn written by Gooseberry Patch and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2023-06-27 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's fall! Farmstands are bursting with just-picked produce to share with family & friends. Celebrate this glorious season with back-to-school lunches, chilly-day soup suppers, tailgating parties, trick-or-treat goodies and Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings.

Download or read book The Affair written by J.L. Berg and published by J.L. Berg. This book was released on with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young woman discovers a family journal and the secret affair hidden within... There are some paths in your life you’re never meant to take. Yet, by some twist of fate, you find yourself on the forbidden road all the same. Those are the words I stumble upon when I unearth a hidden journal that once belonged to my grandmother. A hidden journal that details a heartbreaking affair with her husband’s brother. It’s a family secret I’m unprepared to deal with, especially when my own life begins to parallel hers. Sawyer Gallagher was never on my radar. The moment I met his younger brother, I was taken. Done for. Love-drunk. But, some things aren't meant to last and at the age of thirty-three, I find myself divorced, penniless and living with my parents. When Sawyer stops by our family’s antique store, asking for a job, I figure: Why the heck not? Life can’t get much worse. It doesn’t take long to realize just how different the Gallagher brothers are. Sawyer is kind, supportive, and, oh, did I mention sexy as hell? In a small town like ours, I can’t help but ask myself… Can I fall for my former brother-in-law? Or is this just history repeating itself?

Download or read book Harvest for Sharing written by Gooseberry Patch and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2024-06-04 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bountiful harvest of scrumptious recipes, plus fall fun in the country with family & friends. Autumn is here! Roadside farmstands are brimming with fresh-picked fruits and vegetables. There are so many wonderful ways for enjoying it! In Harvest for Sharing, we've gathered more than 240 new, easy and delicious recipes to make the most of the season's riches, shared by cooks like you. On the first day of school, treat everyone to Mom's Sweet Potato Waffles, or wrap up some Autumn Oat Bars for sharing. After raking leaves, warm up with bowls of Creamy Italian Bean Soup, plus Broccoli & Bacon Salad on the side. Busy autumn days call for easy weeknight meals. Everyone is sure to love Mama Simpson's Spaghetti Bake, Oven Bar-B-Que Chicken or meatless Artichoke Spaghetti. Jordan's Scarecrow Chili is perfect before the kids go trick-or-treating. On Turkey Day, sit down to Gigi's Thanksgiving Turkey & Gravy, Apple Chestnut Stuffing, Pumpkin Patch Biscuits and Cranberry-Orange Sauce ...there's so much to be thankful for! Turkey Tamale Bake will help you put leftovers to tasty new use. At parties, family & friends will cheer for Mississippi Chicken Sandwiches, Fall Corn Fritters, Bacon-Wrapped Avocados and Maple-Nut Popcorn. Can't forget the Hot Spiced Cider! For sweet endings, serve up Pear Bundt® Cake, Oh-So-Good Apple Pie, Buttery Spiced Walnut Cookies and Chocolate Caramel Bars...scrumptious! You'll find a bountiful harvest of creative tips for sharing good times with family & friends throughout the season. 242 new recipes.

Download or read book The Crisis written by and published by . This book was released on 2005-11 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Crisis, founded by W.E.B. Du Bois as the official publication of the NAACP, is a journal of civil rights, history, politics, and culture and seeks to educate and challenge its readers about issues that continue to plague African Americans and other communities of color. For nearly 100 years, The Crisis has been the magazine of opinion and thought leaders, decision makers, peacemakers and justice seekers. It has chronicled, informed, educated, entertained and, in many instances, set the economic, political and social agenda for our nation and its multi-ethnic citizens.

Download or read book Adopted and Blessed Words from my heart written by Sharla Ynostrosa and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2017-01-20 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes, women are faced with an extremely difficult decision. An unplanned or unwanted pregnancy can seem overwhelming for some. Sharing the message of a loving life option and letting women know that we care about them too is so important. My hopes and prayers are that more women will make the loving and beautiful choice-adoption. I was blessed to have been adopted at birth, and I wanted to share my stories in the hope that they will touch people's hearts. The main reason I began writing was to promote adoption and let people know about the help that is available. Each story is unique and special in its own way and reflects my pro-life mission. If you are looking for something heartwarming, funny, or just true to life, you will find it in this book. If you are looking for some type of guidance or help, that is here too. My faith in God, my family, and my pro-life work are the main topics in these stories. The words come from my heart with a sincere desire to help others. Whether the stories are fun and upbeat or of a more serious nature, I always pray that God will guide my hands and give me the right words. Included in this book is a sweet story about my adoption as well as stories about my boisterous family life as a wife, mother, and grandmother of ten. There are some really touching stories about the people I have met while helping at the Sack Lunch Ministry at my parish as well as from the past four 40 Days for Life campaigns that have been held in our parish courtyard. Blessings to you and yours! Bye for now. Sharla.

Download or read book Dark Tribute written by Iris Johansen and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2019-03-26 with total page 382 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestseller Iris Johansen is back with another high octane thriller in Dark Tribute that will leave your mind racing and your heart pounding. Despite her tragic childhood, violin prodigy Cara Delaney has finally found peace in her career as a professional musician and stability in her relationship with her guardians, forensic sculptor Eve Duncan and ex-Navy SEAL Joe Quinn. If only Jock Gavin, Cara's lifelong friend and a man with his own twisted history, would come back into her life, everything would be perfect. But the carefully constructed world Cara has built for herself is suddenly threatened when she is kidnapped by a mysterious man trying to settle a score against her family, setting off a violent chain of events that puts everyone Cara loves in danger. Now, Cara will have to use every instinct she has to stay one step ahead, or else she’ll pay the deadly tribute of her family’s dark past. Praise for Iris Johansen: "A tantalizing puzzle...fans of paranormal suspense will be rewarded." —Publishers Weekly "A fun read filled with plenty of action and mystery...Eve Duncan did not disappoint!" —Criminal Element on Shattered Mirror

Download or read book We All Fall Down written by Rose Szabo and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2022-06-07 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in a dark fantasy YA duology by Rose Szabo, the author of What Big Teeth, about the power and danger of stories and the untold costs of keeping magic alive, perfect for fans of Rory Power and Marie Rutkoski. In River City, where magic used to thrive and is now fading, the witches who once ruled the city along with their powerful King have become all but obsolete. The city's crumbling government is now controlled primarily by the new university and teaching hospital, which has grown to take over half of the city. Moving between the decaying Old City and the ruthless New, four young queer people struggle with the daily hazards of life—work, school, dodging ruthless cops and unscrupulous scientists—not realizing that they have been selected to play in an age-old drama that revives the flow of magic through their world. When a mysterious death rocks their fragile peace, the four are brought into each other's orbits as they uncover a deeper magical conspiracy. Devastating, gorgeous, and utterly unique, We All Fall Down examines the complex network of pain created by power differentials, even between people who love each other—and how it is possible to be queer and turn out just fine.

Download or read book The Other Half of Happy written by Rebecca Balcárcel and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2019-08-20 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quijana is a girl in pieces. One-half Guatemalan, one-half American: When Quijana's Guatemalan cousins move to town, her dad seems ashamed that she doesn't know more about her family's heritage. One-half crush, one-half buddy: When Quijana meets Zuri and Jayden, she knows she's found true friends. But she can't help the growing feelings she has for Jayden. One-half kid, one-half grown-up: Quijana spends her nights Skyping with her ailing grandma and trying to figure out what's going on with her increasingly hard-to-reach brother. In the course of this immersive and beautifully written novel, Quijana must figure out which parts of herself are most important, and which pieces come together to make her whole. This lyrical debut from Rebecca Balcárcel is a heartfelt poetic portrayal of a girl growing up, fitting in, and learning what it means to belong.

Download or read book Cowboy Honor written by Carolyn Brown and published by Forever. This book was released on 2018-09-25 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling queen of cowboy romance comes a "charming novel in which friendship, family, love, and trust abound." (Fresh Fiction) Includes a bonus novella by Katie Lane! Patience was never one of her virtues. After her SUV runs off the road in the middle of a Texas blizzard and her cell stops working, Claire Mason is about to snap. Getting back home to Oklahoma with her four-year-old niece is top priority. And lucky for her, help comes in the form of a true Texas cowboy... Levi Jackson has always been a sucker for strays. So he can't help getting involved when he comes across Claire and her little niece shivering in the cold. By offering them a place to stay until her car is fixed, he can make sure the two are taken care of - and get to know the sassy Claire better. What starts as something awkward and temporary starts feeling cozier by the minute. And soon Levi is hoping he can convince Claire she has a permanent place in his heart. Plus, bonus story "O Little Town of Bramble" by Katie Lane! All Ethan Miller wants for Christmas is to celebrate in Bramble, Texas, with family and friends. But when his childhood neighbor comes home for the holiday, Ethan realizes that the girl-next-door could be the girl of his dreams.

Download or read book Reset written by Gwendolyn Craddock and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-07-12 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Doubts and fears, like a tangled web, seize each day. New threats and what-ifs become unwanted companions. Rushing through life and pursuing busy work becomes the norm until one morning the words “come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest” (Matthew 11:28 NIV) resound in my ears. This is a promise from Jesus. Could he be talking to me? Is he really El Roi, the God who sees? Does he really draw near? Pushing away from my desk, I glare out the window. The whole world is buzzing with life. It is like a drama unfolding. The walk is invigorating. His presence surrounds me. Focusing on him overrides those doubts and fears; they begin to flee. There is a closeness to him I’ve not felt as he calls me to reset. Words of assurance float through my mind from Psalm 46:10: “Be still and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.” Now it seems everything I see reminds me of his great love and his abiding presence. My prayer is you will find him faithful to untangle your doubt and fears and restore your joy as you journey through this little book, Reset.

Download or read book Girl Missing written by Kate Gable and published by Byrd Book Llc. This book was released on 2021-06-07 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When her 13-year-old sister vanishes on her way back from a friend’s house, Detective Kaitlyn Carr must confront demons from her own past in order to bring her sister home. The small mountain town of Big Bear Lake is only three hours away but a world away from her life in Los Angeles. It’s the place she grew up and the place that’s plagued her with lies, death and secrets. As Kaitlyn digs deeper into the murder that she is investigating and her sister's disappearance, she finds out that appearances are misleading and few things are what they seem. A murderer is lurking in the shadows and the more of the mystery that Kaitlyn unspools the closer she gets to danger herself. Can Kaitlyn find the killer and solve the mystery of her sister’s disappearance before it’s too late? What happens when someone else is taken? Girl Missing is a suspenseful thriller perfect for fans of James Patterson, Leslie Wolfe, Lisa Regan, L. T. Vargus and Karin Slaughter. It has mystery, angst, a bit of romance and family drama.