Download or read book Hands Off My Toy SpongeBob SquarePants written by Nickelodeon Publishing and published by Nickelodeon Publishing. This book was released on 2011-05-06 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SpongeBob SquarePants is so protective of his new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble Blower that he doesn't even want to take it out of the packaging. But when his best friend, Patrick, asks if he can look after it one night, SpongeBob can't refuse. SpongeBob tries to trust his friend, but his curiosity gets the better of him, and chaos soon follows!
Download or read book Hands Off written by David Lewman and published by Pocket Books. This book was released on 2004-06-07 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SpongeBob is so protective of his Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble Blower that he doesn't even want to take it out of the packaging. But when his best friend, Patrick, asks if he can look after it one night, SpongeBob can't refuse. SpongeBob tries to trust his friend, but his curiosity gets the better of him and chaos soon follows - in true SpongeBob style!
Download or read book Hands Off My Honey written by Jane Chapman and published by Little Tiger Press. This book was released on 2014-03-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three friends join forces to out-wit Bear in this rollicking fun book about teamwork, brought to you by award-winning husband and wife team Tim Warnes (I Don't Want to Go to Bed!) and Jane Chapman (Little White Owl). Bear has a big jar of yummy honey, and he won't share it! But Mouse, Mole and the Rabbit Brothers are hungry. With a dodge, a jump, a leap and a roll they set out across the forest... Can they get to the honey without that scary bear seeing them? For more growly bears from Tim and Jane, check out The Slurpy Burpy Bearand I Love You as Big as the World.
Download or read book Hands Off My Toy written by David Lewman and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SpongeBob is a sea sponge who lives with his pet snail, Gary, in a two-bedroom pineapple in the town of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob's dream in life is to be the ocean's ultimate fry cook, and thanks to his job flipping Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab, he lives that dream every day. SpongeBob is as optimistic and earnest as a sea-dwelling sponge gets, but he can't seem to avoid getting himself, and usually everyone else around him, into trouble. SpongeBob's hobbies include blowing bubbles, catching (and releasing) jellyfish with his best friend, Patrick, and practising karate.
Download or read book Hands Are Not for Hitting written by Martine Agassi and published by Free Spirit Publishing. This book was released on 2014-09-10 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s never too soon for children to learn that violence is never okay, hands can do many good things, and everyone is capable of positive, loving actions. In this bright, inviting, durable board book, simple words and full-color illustrations teach these important concepts in ways even very young children can understand. Created in response to requests from parents, preschool teachers, and childcare providers, this book belongs everywhere young children are. Includes tips for parents and caregivers.
Download or read book Hands Off My Club written by Claire St. Rose and published by E-Book Publishing World Inc.. This book was released on with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hands Off My Club is book 3 and the finale of the Scarred Angels MC trilogy! LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR: KEEP YOUR F**KING HANDS OFF MY BRIDE. She wants to get away from me, but I know one thing for sure: I'm never gonna let that happen. She belongs to me now. I had to claim everything I've ever owned in this life. Surely, my bride will be no different. Whether Dakota wants it or not, soon she'll come to realize the truth: I've put my claim on her, and there's not a damn thing she can do about it. It's my job to keep her safe, not take her to bed. But I've never been good at following rules. In fact, crossing lines is what I do best. So I crossed the line between me and her and made the little princess my toy. She never expected to love it so much. But now that she's mine, there's people out to hurt her. They think it's the best way to get to me. Little do they know, they've woken a sleeping beast. Because anyone who touches my bride is getting buried six feet deep.
Download or read book Curious Toys written by Elizabeth Hand and published by Mulholland Books. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An intrepid young woman stalks a murderer through turn-of-the-century Chicago in "this rich, spooky, and atmospheric thriller that will appeal to fans of Henry Darger and Erik Larson alike." (Sarah McCarry) In the sweltering summer of 1915, Pin, the fourteen-year-old daughter of a carnival fortune-teller, dresses as a boy and joins a teenage gang that roams the famous Riverview amusement park, looking for trouble. Unbeknownst to the well-heeled city-dwellers and visitors who come to enjoy the midway, the park is also host to a ruthless killer who uses the shadows of the dark carnival attractions to conduct his crimes. When Pin sees a man enter the Hell Gate ride with a young girl, and emerge alone, she knows that something horrific has occurred. The crime will lead her to the iconic outsider artist Henry Darger, a brilliant but seemingly mad man. Together, the two navigate the seedy underbelly of a changing city to uncover a murderer few even know to look for.
Download or read book Hands Off My Baby written by Claire St. Rose and published by E-Book Publishing World Inc.. This book was released on with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hands Off My Baby is book 2 of the Scarred Angels MC trilogy. Book 3, Hands Off My Club, is available everywhere now! LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR: KEEP YOUR F**KING HANDS OFF MY BRIDE. She wants to get away from me, but I know one thing for sure: I'm never gonna let that happen. She belongs to me now. I had to claim everything I've ever owned in this life. Surely, my bride will be no different. Whether Dakota wants it or not, soon she'll come to realize the truth: I've put my claim on her, and there's not a damn thing she can do about it. It's my job to keep her safe, not take her to bed. But I've never been good at following rules. In fact, crossing lines is what I do best. So I crossed the line between me and her and made the little princess my toy. She never expected to love it so much. But now that she's mine, there's people out to hurt her. They think it's the best way to get to me. Little do they know, they've woken a sleeping beast. Because anyone who touches my bride is getting buried six feet deep.
Download or read book Hands Off My Bride written by Claire St. Rose and published by E-Book Publishing World Inc.. This book was released on with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hands Off My Bride is book 1 of the Scarred Angels MC trilogy. Books 2 and 3, Hands Off My Baby and Hands Off My Club are available everywhere now! LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR: KEEP YOUR F**KING HANDS OFF MY BRIDE. She wants to get away from me, but I know one thing for sure: I'm never gonna let that happen. She belongs to me now. I had to claim everything I've ever owned in this life. Surely, my bride will be no different. Whether Dakota wants it or not, soon she'll come to realize the truth: I've put my claim on her, and there's not a damn thing she can do about it. It's my job to keep her safe, not take her to bed. But I've never been good at following rules. In fact, crossing lines is what I do best. So I crossed the line between me and her and made the little princess my toy. She never expected to love it so much. But now that she's mine, there's people out to hurt her. They think it's the best way to get to me. Little do they know, they've woken a sleeping beast. Because anyone who touches my bride is getting buried six feet deep.
Download or read book Boy Toy written by Sarina Bowen and published by Tuxbury Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Hands Off Cocks Hands On Socks written by Lindlay Nelson and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-28 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A recollection of adventures of an asthmatic weakling during National Service, from the hells of Aldershot to the heat of Egypt
Download or read book On Dolls written by Kenneth Gross and published by New York Review of Books. This book was released on 2023-12-19 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some of the greatest thinkers and writers of our age meditate on play and the mysteries of inanimate life. This unusual literary collection contains writings from Baudelaire, Kleist, Rilke, Freud, Kafka, Walter Benjamin, Bruno Schulz, Elizabeth Bishop, Dennis Silk, and Marina Warner. The essays and reflections explore the seriousness of play and the mysteries of inanimate life - 'the unknown, spaces, dust, lost objects, and small animals that fill any house' - which have provoked many writers to take the side of these dead or non-human things, resulting in some of the most profound passages in literature. The collection is introduced and edited by Kenneth Gross. On Dolls includes contributions from: Heinrich Von Kleist 'On the Marionette Theatre', Charles Baudelaire 'The Philosophy of Toys', Sigmund Freud 'The Uncanny', Rainer Maria Rilke 'On the Dolls of Lotte Pritzel', Frank Kafka 'The Cares of a Family Man', Bruno Schulz 'Tailor's Dummies', Walter Benjamin 'Old Toys: The Toy Exhibition at the Markisches Museum', Elizabeth Bishop, 'Cirque d'Hiver', Dennis Silk 'The Marionette Theatre', and Marina Warner 'On the Threshold: Sleeping Beauties'.
Download or read book My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag and Other Things You Can t Ask Martha written by Jolie Kerr and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-02-25 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.
Download or read book Elevating Child Care written by Janet Lansbury and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern parenting classic—a guide to a new and gentle way of understanding the care and nurture of infants, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of No Bad Kids “An absolute go-to for all parents, therapists, anyone who works with, is, or knows parents of young children.”—Wendy Denham, PhD A Resources for Infant Educarers (RIE) teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, Janet Lansbury helps parents look at the world through the eyes of their infants and relate to them as whole people who have natural abilities to learn without being taught. Once we are able to view our children in this light, even the most common daily parenting experiences become stimulating opportunities to learn, discover, and connect with our child. A collection of the most-read articles from Janet’s popular and long-running blog, Elevating Child Care focuses on common infant issues, including: • Nourishing our babies’ healthy eating habits • Calming your clingy, fearful child • How to build your child’s focus and attention span • Developing routines that promote restful sleep Eschewing the quick-fix tips and tricks of popular parenting culture, Lansbury’s gentle, insightful guidance lays the foundation for a closer, more fulfilling parent-child relationship, and children who grow up to be authentic, confident, successful adults.
Download or read book Hands Off written by David Lewman and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2007-01-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bedlam ensues when SpongeBob lets Patrick borrow his most prized possession, the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble blower, which is still in its original packaging.
Download or read book Welcome to Marwencol written by Mark E. Hogancamp and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-11-03 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Marwencol tells the story of Mark Hogancamp. Mark is the subject of the movie, Welcome to Marwen (December 2018) starring Steve Carrell • Welcome to Marwencol is a hybrid art and storybook about Mark Hogancamp and his imaginary World War II—era town of Marwencol. • Learn about Hogancamp's life before and after the attack which left him with no memory of the thirty-eight prior years of his life, including his ex-wife, family, artistic talents, or military service • This astonishing story of the redemptive power of art shows Hogancamp's process with behind-the-scenes photos, capsule biographies of each Marwencol character, descriptions of each miniature building, and Mark's insight into constructing and photographing his world • Includes 100 pages of Hogancamp's photographs and stories laid out as a graphic novel "Fight scenes, dramatic rescues and love triangles are painstakingly arranged to play out before Mr. Hogancamp's camera. The resulting images are startlingly lifelike, poignant and, for him, therapeutic."—The New York Times
Download or read book Kindergators Hands Off Harry written by Rosemary Wells and published by Katherine Tegen Books. This book was released on 2011-06-21 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Guess what happened at school today!" Kindergators work and play happily in Miss Harmony's class. But Harry isn't being a good classmate! He's disrupting Friendly Circle, causing accidents, and upsetting the class. Can the Kindergators find a way to help Harry learn to respect personal space? Beloved picture book author-illustrator Rosemary Wells brings her signature humor and trademark knack for understanding young readers to this new series, perfect for classroom use or for reading and sharing at home.