Download or read book Hairy Pothead and the Marijuana Stone written by Dana Larsen and published by Young Writers. This book was released on 2007 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parody of Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone, by J.K. Rowling.
Download or read book Hairy Pothead written by L. Dowell and published by . This book was released on 2014-06-26 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you enjoy reading puerile literature, this is for you." Cheech and Chong meet Harry Potter in this parody for all the Potterheads out there by L. Henry Dowell!!! Hairy Pothead the Stoned Sorcerer is an easy read, because let's face it, most of you who will be reading this book have probably smoked yourselves daft by now, anyway. On his 30th birthday, the stoner known as Hairy Pothead receives a somewhat delayed invitation to attend the Hawgsleg School of Wizardry and Herbology. While there, he meets a wacky group of misfits including a gentle giant named Groovius Haggard, the dark and disturbing Professor Rape and Bumbling Dumbass, the lovable old Headmaster of Hawgsleg. Of course, he also meets the two people destined to become his bestest friends, Red Measley and Hornie Stranger. Little do any of them know that an evil power is hiding in their very midst. "WHO?" That's right! "WHO?" Exactly! It's the villainous King Owl Jr.! But what does he want with dear old Hairy Please Note: This parody is NOT for children NOR prudish sorts! (And especially not for prudish sorts of children!!!) Also Note: This book contains a handy British slang guide in the back at no extra charge to you, gentle reader!
Download or read book Marine Mammals Ashore written by Joseph R. Geraci and published by National Aquarium in Baltimore. This book was released on 2005 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comprehensive manual for understanding and carrying out marine mammal rescue activities for stranded seals, manatees, dolphins, whales, or sea otters.
Download or read book Dirty Korean written by Haewon Geebi Baek and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-06-08 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GET D!RTY Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Korean with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: •Cool slang •Funny insults •Explicit sex terms •Raw swear words Dirty Korean teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Korea: •What's up? Wasseo? •Holy shit, I'm trashed. Ssibal, na manchiwi. •I gotta piss. Na swi ssayahae. •Who farted? Bangu nuga ggyeosseo? •Wanna try doggy-style? Dwichigi haeboja? •That bitch is crazy! Heo nyeon michin nyeoniya! •I could really go for some Korean BBQ. Na cheolpangui meokgospieo.
Download or read book Westward Ho written by Charles Kingsley and published by Atheneum Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1920 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kingsley's historical romance of the Spanish Main, first published in 1855. From the coral reefs of the Barbados to the jungles and fabled cities of the Orinoco and on to the great sea battle with the Spanish Armada, this vibrant novel captures the daring spirit of Elizabethan adventurers who sailed with Sir Francis Drake. Contains a table of contents and listing of illustrations.
Download or read book The Drama of the Forests Romance and Adventure written by Arthur Heming and published by Garden City, N.Y., [etc.] : Doubleday, Page. This book was released on 1921 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Snow White and the Seven Dwarves of the Old Republic A Play for Young Audiences written by L. Henry Dowell and published by . This book was released on 2011-08 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "May the Dwarf be with you in this new stage adaptation by L. Henry Dowell!" A wacky take on the classic fairy tale which will have audiences rolling in the floor with laughter! What happens when you mix an articulate mirror, a conceited Queen, a Prince dressed in purple, seven little people with personality issues, a basket of kumquats and a little Star Wars for good measure? Snow White and the Seven Dwarves of the Old Republic! This play was first produced in 2007 and since then has gone on to be one of the most produced works for young audiences in the United States. It's the perfect show for Elementary Schools and Community Theatres.
Download or read book Jacklyn Sparrow and the Lady Pirates of the Caribbean written by L. Henry Dowell and published by . This book was released on 2011-09-01 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why should the boys get to have all the fun? Jacklyn Sparrow and the Lady Pirates of the Caribbean is a swashbuckling pirate parody with bloodthirsty buckaneers in massive sword clanking battle scenes!! A giant wise cracking parrot named Polly!! Crazy obsessions with eye liner!! And who is Robert, the Dreaded Phylum Porifera Of course the whole thing ends with a large celebration where everybody gets down with their bad selves!! It's fun for the whole family in this lampoon of everything you love about pirates!! AAAARRRRRG!!!
Download or read book The African Safari Papers written by Robert Sedlack and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2011-12-27 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Richard Clark, the narrator of this sharp and sometimes madcap novel is nineteen--a drug-addicted, foul-mouthed, sex-crazed young man in Africa on a safari with his parents. Obviously, this is a mistake. As Richard smolders with resentment, he documents the trip in a series of journal entries that are funny, sad, and piercingly insightful. Juxtaposed with the hostile environment, the tense situation becomes explosive: with raw energy and acuity, somewhere between Hunter S. Thompson and David Sedaris, we see Mom going insane, Dad drinking compulsively, and Richard busy getting high on smuggled drugs. Anything can happen, and it does, in this family travelogue for the twenty-first century.
Download or read book A Complicated Kindness written by Miriam Toews and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2019-01-15 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Governor General’s Literary Award In this stunning coming-of-age novel, the award-winning author of Women Talking balances grief and hope in the voice of a witty, beleaguered teenager whose family is shattered by fundamentalist Christianity "Half of our family, the better–looking half, is missing," Nomi Nickel tells us at the beginning of A Complicated Kindness. Left alone with her sad, peculiar father, her days are spent piecing together why her mother and sister have disappeared and contemplating her inevitable career at Happy Family Farms, a chicken slaughterhouse on the outskirts of East Village. Not the East Village in New York City where Nomi would prefer to live, but an oppressive town founded by Mennonites on the cold, flat plains of Manitoba, Canada. This darkly funny novel is the world according to the unforgettable Nomi, a bewildered and wry sixteen–year–old trapped in a town governed by fundamentalist religion and in the shattered remains of a family it destroyed. In Nomi's droll, refreshing voice, we're told the story of an eccentric, loving family that falls apart as each member lands on a collision course with the only community any of them have ever known. A work of fierce humor and tragedy by a writer who has taken the American market by storm, this searing, tender, comic testament to family love will break your heart. “Brilliant.” —New York Times Book Review “A darkly funny and provocative novel.” —O, the Oprah Magazine
Download or read book Maharishi Me written by Susan Shumsky and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-02-13 with total page 507 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Susan Shumsky is a successful author in the human potential field. But in the 1970s, in India, the Swiss Alps, and elsewhere, she served on the personal staff of the most famous guru of the 20th century—Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Maharishi died in 2008 at age ninety, but his influence endures through the spiritual movement he founded: TM (Transcendental Meditation). Other books have been written about him, but this spellbinding page-turner offers a rare insider's view of life with the guru, including the time the Beatles studied at his feet in Rishikesh, India, and wrote dozens of songs under his influence. Both inspirational and disturbing, Maharishi and Me illuminates Susan's two decades living in Maharishi's ashrams, where she grew from a painfully shy teenage seeker into a spiritually aware teacher and author. It features behind-the-scenes, myth-busting stories, and over 100 photos of Maharishi and his celebrity disciples (the Beatles, Deepak Chopra, Mia Farrow, Beach Boys, and many more). Susan's candid, honest portrayal draws back the curtain on her shattering, extreme emotional seesaws of heaven and hell at her guru's hands. This compelling, haunting memoir will continue to challenge readers long after they turn its last page. It dismantles all previous beliefs about the spiritual path and how spiritual masters are supposed to behave. Susan shares: “Merely by being in his presence, we disciples entered an utterly timeless place and rapturous feeling, and, at the same time, realized the utter futility and insanity of the mundane world.” Susan's heartfelt masterwork blends her experiences, exacting research, artistically descriptive and humorous writing, emotional intelligence, and intensely personal inner exploration into a feast for thought and contemplation. Neither starry-eyed nor antagonistic, it captures, from a balanced viewpoint, the essence of life in an ashram.
Download or read book The Four Presidents written by L. Henry Dowell and published by . This book was released on 2011-09-01 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based upon a collection of true stories. What does it take to be The President of the United States? What kind of person? THE FOUR PRESIDENTS examines these questions as it looks at the lives and characters of four of the most colorful personalities to hold the office. Much of the dialogue comes from the Presidents' own words. THE FARMER WHO WOULD BE KING presents George Washington to the audience through his own words, and the words of his biographer Mason Locke Weems. Was the father of our country a simple farmer who answered the call of his countrymen, or was his destiny preordained? Or is the truth located somewhere in the middleground? THE GREAT EMANCIPATOR is the story of a simple man. Born in the wilds of Kentucky and mostly self taught, Abraham Lincoln would someday be regarded as the greatest American who ever lived. This play presents him as the storyteller he was. Complete with his Gettysburg Address. THE BULL MOOSE who occupied the White House 100 years ago was truly a man of action. Theodore Roosevelt was a father, author, rancher, sportsman, policeman, Rough Rider, cowboy, big game hunter, Governor of New York and eventually The President of the United States! He believed that power should be used to help the little man, and he practiced what he preached! NIXON AND THE GHOSTS is a surreal drama with dialogue ripped straight from the headlines. On the night before his resignation, Nixon ponders his rise and fall, as the shadows themself seem to come alive and he is confronted by the spirits of Presidents past! Check out www.blackboxtheatrepublishing.com for other great plays!!!
Download or read book The Little White Trip written by Peter Joseph Gallagher and published by . This book was released on 2006-04 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Larry Potter and His Best Friend Lilly written by N. K. Stouffer and published by Thurman House. This book was released on 2001-09 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larry Potter's best friend organizes a party to cheer him up when he is saddened by having to wear glasses.
Download or read book TOKIN WOMEN A 4 000 Year Herstory written by Nola Evangelista and published by Old Heidelberg Press. This book was released on 2016-04-15 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ABOUT THE BOOK The result of over a decade of research, TOKIN' WOMEN: A 4000-Year Herstory presents an enlightening compilation of over 50 famous females throughout "herstory" associated with cannabis-from ancient goddesses to bohemian authors, jazz musicians and icons of the 60s to the film goddesses of today. Readers will recognize many of the names, like Maya Angelou and Jennifer Aniston, but "some of the more obscure women come with the most compelling stories, including adventurous explorers (Gertrude Bell, Iris Tree); pioneers in art, science and literature (Alice B. Toklas, Louisa May Alcott); and other powerful women who lived their lives according to their own rules." - Freedom Leaf, December 2015 ABOUT THE AUTHOR Nola Evangelista (aka Ellen Komp) is a longtime hemp/marijuana activist and author. Currently the deputy director of California NORML, for the past 12 years she has gathered information about prominent cannabis connoisseurs at her website, VeryImportantPotheads.com, and her blog TokinWoman.blogspot.com. She has contributed articles and op-eds to various publications such as High Times, In These Times, Alternet, Cannabis Now and Cannabis Culture.
Download or read book The Thesaurus of Slang written by Esther Lewin and published by Checkmark Books. This book was released on 1997 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes jargon, sports slang, and ethnic and regional expressions
Download or read book The Last Byline written by Rip Rense and published by . This book was released on 2003-01-01 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE LAST BYLINE --- A calamitous year in dyspeptic newspaper reporter Charles Bogle
