Download or read book Greatest Goofiest Jokes written by Terry Pierce and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will get giggly and goofy at these wild and crazy jokes. What kind of dogs play in a band? Rocker spaniels. What do farmers use to light their fields at night? A flarecrow. There are animal antics, food for thought (What did the mama lima bean say to the baby lima bean? "Have you bean good?"), school-time snickers, hilarious hobbies, and grab-bag gags, plus daffy definitions and kooky book titles to tickle the funny bone. Or pick a favorite from "the school of hard knock-knocks" like this: Knock-knock. Who's there? Disguise. Disguise who? Disguise the best comedian I ever heard! And that's what they'll say about you when you amuse everyone with the comic gems in this super collection.
Download or read book Humor That Works written by Andrew Tarvin and published by . This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author presents a collection of ways to reap the proven human and corporate benefits of humor at work, organized by core business skill and founded on his own work as a business speaker and coach with the consulting company, Humor That Works.
Download or read book Dave Barry s Complete Guide to Guys written by Dave Barry and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2010-07-28 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dave Barry is one funny human." --San Francisco Examiner For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow. But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as: Scratching The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children The Noogie Gene Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate And much, much more "Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you." --USA Today
Download or read book A Confederacy of Dunces written by John Kennedy Toole and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).
Download or read book Super Silliest Riddles written by Chris Tait and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects hundreds of very silly illustrated riddles.
Download or read book In the Water They Can t See You Cry written by Amanda Beard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-04-16 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a candid and uplifting memoir, international swimming star Beard reveals the truth about coming of age in the Olympic spotlight, the demons she battled along the way, and her newfound happiness.
Download or read book Laughin Jammin Slammin Jokefest written by Jacqueline Horsfall and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents hundreds of jokes for young readers.
Download or read book Super Colossal Knock Knocks written by Chris Tait and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents hundreds of silly knock-knock jokes for young readers.
Download or read book Kids Quickest Comebacks written by Matt Rissinger and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2004 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains a collection of quick comebacks for almost any situation imaginable.
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book Goofy Mad Libs written by Roger Price and published by Mad Libs. This book was released on 2001 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories about goofy things! Goofy Mad Libs will make you laugh your ARTICLE OF CLOTHING off! With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about your favorite events, amusement parks, and trips to the zoo, there's something for everyone. Play alone, in a group, or at a party! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Goofy Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories from the creators of the Original Mad Libs! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun With Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!
Download or read book World s Dumbest President written by Mad Comedy and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-23 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but will go deep into their hearts. For the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!" Trump replies, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!" So the Pope slapped him. Brought to you by the comic geniuses of Mad Comedy, World's Dumbest President is a rich compendium of the funniest Donald Trump jokes ever collected. Q. How many White House advisors does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.
Download or read book Here s Johnny written by Ed McMahon and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 2005-10-16 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's Johnny is like sitting with Ed and Johnny over lunch: The last time I saw Johnny, about a year before he died, we had chicken, a couple of glasses of red wine, and then we just sat there and reminisced, going back and forth the way we did on the show. We talked about our kids, and our careers and the state of America, just two lucky guys who loved each other and the good luck of our careers. Ed McMahon is the only person who was with Johnny Carson, even before The Tonight Show, when they both first appeared on Who Do You Trust. Now, with Johnny's blessing before he died, McMahon can finally share all the stories that only he knows. From the sofa at Johnny's right, to backstage, to their personal relationship - McMahon will provide a real view of the man who was so careful to only show one side of himself to the public. Brilliant in front of the camera, but shy in person, Carson seldom gave interviews. Only McMahon can tell the stories and provide the insights into the personality that made Johnny Carson more of a friend we invited into our home than a television star. This entertaining tribute will feature over 200 pictures, many never before published, from both McMahon's and Carson's private archives.
Download or read book Under the Bleachers written by Seymour Butz and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 250 book titles that have never seen the light of day (and one haiku). Family-friendly fun for chronic quipsters and perpetual punsters! Guaranteed G-rated groans on every page."Managed to read it all in one sitting. For me, that's quite an accomplishment."Ivan Auflitch, author of Can't Sit Still."Took this along on our latest expedition and roared with laughter."Claude Yarmoff, author of The Lion Attacked."Captivating!"Barb Dweyer, author of Prison Security.
Download or read book Classic One Liners written by Gene Perret and published by Sterling Publishing Company Incorporated. This book was released on 1994 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of all-time great one-liners. Some are favorites of today's stars, like Jerry Seinfeld and Joan Rivers. Others go back to Groucho Marx and Rodey Dangerfield. Every subject is fair game. You get jokes about romance, work, birthdays, politicians, taxes, even death.
Download or read book The Try Not to Laugh Challenge Would Your Rather EWW Edition written by Crazy Corey and published by Try Not to Laugh Challenge Group. This book was released on 2019-07-17 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PERFECT ROAD TRIP OR FAMILY GAME NIGHT COMPANION! Life's too short for boring questions and games, so we have just what you need! Look no further than The Try Not to Laugh Challenge's Would Your Rather? - EWW Edition for one of the best additions to a family game night, long road trips, parties, and MORE! Our Would You Rather? - EWW Edition includes 160+ hilarious, creepy-crawly, ooey-gooey, and smelly questions that are guaranteed to make you stop, think, and giggle! Whether it's a conversation starter, ice-breaker, or party game... this book is guaranteed hours of screen-free FUN!! How do you play? Take turns reading the Would You Rather Questions aloud, then voice your pick and in the goofiest way possible, explain 'why' you chose that one! If your answer and explanation get a laugh, then mark down that laugh point! At the end of the game, the person with the most laugh points is crowned the LAUGH MASTER! Our Would You Rather? - EWW Edition Family & Friend Side Effects Include: Accidental giggles & endless laughs! Thought-provoking and challenging questions to ponder on. Happy parents, due to the clean & family-friendly humor. Unforgettable memories of quality time with those you love. Gift it to your kid, your friend, neighbor, anyone! This book is too much fun to keep to just yourself.;) Enjoy and have fun!!
Download or read book The Greatest Weirdest Most Amazing NHL Debuts of All Time written by Andrew Podnieks and published by ECW Press. This book was released on 2019-10-08 with total page 625 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hit the ice in the NHL for the first time with over 300 hockey stars From Hall of Famers to lesser-known players, every one of the more than 7,700 NHLers skated in a first game. Many of these debuts are noteworthy because of a record that is plain amazing (Al Hill’s five points), a record most dubious (David Koci’s 42 penalty minutes), or an achievement never likely to be replicated (Larry Hillman gets his name on the Stanley Cup after just one shift). Prolific sports writer Andrew Podnieks’s comprehensive new book features more than 300 spectacular debuts, from 1917 to 2019, and hones in on great achievements and amazing exploits culled from each player’s first night of NHL stardom.
