Download or read book This Book Just Ate My Dog written by Richard Byrne and published by Oxford University Press - Children. This book was released on 2014-09-04 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!

Download or read book Funny Stories for 5 Year Olds written by Helen Paiba and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2016-03-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of stories from such authors as Dick King-Smith, Alf Prøysen, Malorie Blackman, and Liss Norton.

Download or read book Mosquitoes Can t Bite Ninjas written by Jordan P. Novak and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mosquitoes can bite all kinds of people--ballerinas, chefs, babies, even you and me. But they can't bite . . . NINJAS! Mosquitoes might be quick, but ninjas are quicker. Mosquitoes might be sneaky, but ninjas are sneakier. And mosquitoes might be hungry, but ninjas are . . . hungrier! With tons of not-very-stealthy appeal, Jordan P. Novak's debut delivers buzzy, wacky, and hilarious read-to-me eBook.

Download or read book A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School written by Davide Cali and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-03-03 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Download or read book The Very Funny Frog written by Jack Tickle and published by Caterpillar Books. This book was released on 2013-06 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Frog sits on the pond with insects buzzing by. Quick as a flash, his tongue flicks out to catch a big fat fly! The garden animals are brought to chasing, racing life in these playful pop-ups that toddlers will adore.

Download or read book Giraffes Ruin Everything written by Heidi Schulz and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2016-08-16 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this mischievously funny picture book, friends come in all shapes and sizes. In case you were wondering, here's an incomplete list of things giraffes ruin: - Birthday parties - Going to the movies - Playing at the park - Hide and Seek - Everything else Yes, that's right. Giraffes ruin everything. But what happens when our narrator gets into a tricky situation? Perhaps he'll find giraffes aren't so bad after all . . .

Download or read book Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds written by Helen Paiba and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2016-05-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Stories For 8 Year Olds is a right and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children. Perfect for reading alone or aloud - and for dipping into time and time againWith stories from Judy Blume, Anne Fine, Dick King Smith, Morris Glleitzman and many more, this book is hours of fantastic fun.

Download or read book This Book Will Not Be Fun written by Cirocco Dunlap and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *A 2018 Children's and Teen Choice Book Award Finalist! A mouse who acts as a careful custodian of his book tries to guarantee his reader some peace and order in spite of escalating chaos. For fans of The Book With No Pictures and This Book Just Ate My Dog! A book is no place for tomfoolery, and this mouse assures us that his book is to be no exception. Just please ignore that Word-Eating Flying Whale, and—oh, no, the lights have gone out. Wait, what is THAT?! Nothing to fear. Everything is under control. . . . Readers will delight as this charming yet uptight mouse is challenged and subverted by gloriously imaginative creatures that are like nothing you’ve ever seen. Will our little mouse succumb to the attractiveness of their overwhelming exuberance? Newcomer Cirocco Dunlap delivers an on-point debut picture-book text that dances outside the boundaries of its pages. Olivier Tallec breathes extra lunacy into this nutty little world with his absurdist palette and amusing forms.

Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

Download or read book Funny Stories for Ten Year Olds written by Helen Paiba and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2000 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Compiled by a highly regarded figure in the children`s book world, this is a collection of humorous stories to brighten up the dullest day or the most boring bedtime.

Download or read book I Love You Funny Bunny written by Zondervan and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parents and grandparents, get ready to cuddle up with your little one and giggle your way through I Love You, Funny Bunny. With its read-aloud rhymes and adorable illustrations, you'll discover all the fun and loving parts of your own relationships with your children and grandchildren. I Love You, Funny Bunny tugs at the heartstrings as it celebrates the special bond between a parent and child. Illustrated by Sean Julian, I Love You, Funny Bunny is a perfect picture book to cuddle up and share with the Funny Bunny in your life at naptime, at bedtime, or at any other time of day you and your little one need some extra snuggles. Boys and girls will have fun turning the pages to discover all the ways this parent bunny loves little Funny Bunny. "I love you, Funny Bunny, from your whiskers to your toes. I love the way you hop around and wiggle your cute nose. I love the way you make me laugh, then melt me with your smile. And no one in this great big world can match your sense of style." I Love You, Funny Bunny Is a jacketed hardcover book adorned with spot gloss and foil Is an ideal gift for baby showers, birthdays, Valentine's Day, and Easter baskets Is a charming read-aloud book for parents and grandparents to read with their children and grandchildren Contains adorable illustrations by accomplished and talented illustrator Sean Julian Is perfect for children ages 4-8

Download or read book Funny Stories for 7 Year Olds written by Helen Paiba and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2016-05-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This bright and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children is erfect for reading alone or aloud--and for dipping into time and time again. With stories from Dick King-Smith, Michael Bond, Philippa Gregory, Jacqueline Wilson and many more, this book will provide hours of fantastic fun.

Download or read book Silly Stories for Silly Kids written by Silly Willy and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-27 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This original short story collection is a great book for kids who love to giggle! Each story is easy to read with fun illustrations to help entertain younger readers! Kids will love sharing these silly stories! Be warned! These stories are really silly! So silly, in fact, that it is hard not to laugh! Silly Willy has returned with a new book to the popular Silly series. This collection of short stories is perfect for children who love a silly tale and are starting to grow their reading skills into chapter books.The collection of 12 original silly stories features a wide range of themes and adventures. Story 1: My Super Hero Diary, featuring an unlucky superhero and his bullying villain roommate. Story 2: A story featuring an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and his wish to build a pyramid. Story 3: A story about a boy who has built a castle. But not a well-constructed one! Story 4: A girl clones herself with unexpected results. Story 5: A tall tale about a nose picker and his passionate hobby. Story 6: An entertaining adventure to find a mysterious horribly bad smell. Where is it coming from? Story 7: A dog and his owner have an embarrassing mix up! Story 8: A clever inventor has a not-so-clever idea! Story 9: A fairy tale involving an innocent baby and a greedy troll monster. Story 10: A schoolboy visits the doctor after a homework incident. Story 11: A talentless unicorn courageously enters a talent contest! She can't sing, dance, tell jokes or draw! How will she win the most talented award? Story 12: Erik and his Viking friends discover an island with some 'strange' animals. The book has been written to include a few challenging words that will help expand a child's vocabulary. Parents will cherish reading these short tales to their younger ones. This book is ideal as a short read before bedtime, or in between games and activity time. Older children will also love reading these funny stories quietly or acting as the storyteller reading aloud. Each story is fast-paced and varies in length. The tales themselves contain good family-style humor acceptable for kids and adults. If your kids love fiction stories like Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Big Nate, then these silly stories will soon become their favorite, too! The book is hilariously illustrated. This book is a perfect gift for kids who need a break from video games, TV screens, movies, and other media. Or when it is too wet and cold for outside sport play! These silly stories are also a great travel companion or an ideal birthday, holiday, or get well gift for kids! Ages: 4 & up. / Ideal for Pre-K and first graders through to the 5th grade.

Download or read book Funny Stories for 10 Year Olds written by and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are stories that will brighten up the dullest day or the most boring bedtime. With stories from Margaret Mahy, Richmal Crompton, Peter Dickinson and many more, this book will provide hours of fantastic fun. Stories include: "Murder by Omlette," "Jekyll and Jane," "Sticky Bun and the Sandwich Challenge," and "Sniff Finds a Seagull."

Download or read book Funny Stories for Five Year Olds written by and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2000 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of funny stories that should delight five-year-olds. Helen Paiba, who compiled the book, was awarded the Children`s Book Circle`s Farjeon Award on her retirement for her lifetime`s contribution to children`s books.

Download or read book Bedtime Stories for Kids written by Megan Miller and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-28 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bedtime stories provide a remarkable opportunity for parents and children to cuddle together and have a pleasant time free from worries and daily life commitments and problems. This book is meant for children of all ages at or below 12 years of age. An interesting element of this book is that it will enable expecting Moms to indulge in a conversation with their babies who are yet to open their eyes in the world. Thus, this book is extremely beneficial in the sense that it will allow the parents to develop a strong bonding with their young babies and children alike. Reading to children at bedtime has several purposes developments of language and literacy are two clear advantages. But reading often allows children opportunities for physical closeness with parents, which acts as a kind of emotional check-in on welfare. It offers an avenue for older children to relax their defenses and chat about issues that may be bothering them. Bedtime reading often offers a focus point and diversion away from the stresses and complaints of the day, enabling the tiredness of the body to take control and get the infant back to sleep. Particularly in small children, this focus point allows them to sort out and calm the exciting environment around them. In this book, you will learn more about: Develop your children's bedtime routine How to spend Quality Time with your child Benefits of early reading Improve your children's language skills, sensory perception and creativity capabilities Calm your child's mind reading bedtime tales Short funny stories about animals Inculcate moral and values through Moral stories Fables stories Fairy Tales Inspirational Stories ... AND MORE!!! What are you waiting for? Don't wait anymore, press the buy now button and get started.

Download or read book Funny Stories for 6 Year Olds written by Helen Paiba and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2016-03-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This bright and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children is perfect for reading alone or aloud--and for dipping into time and time again. With stories from Margaret Mahy, David Henry Wilson, Francesca Simon, Tony Bradman and many more, this book will provide hours of fantastic fun.