Download or read book Funny Shit in the Woods and Other Stories written by Brendan Leonard and published by Semi-Rad Media. This book was released on 2014-09-01 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brendan Leonard's Semi-Rad.com has become the funny, introspective voice of everyman and everywoman adventurers-from the pitfalls of introducing a new love interest to a dangerous sport, to the mishaps we have trying to use the bathroom in the wild. Since 2011, more than one million visitors have read and shared Leonard's writing, making Semi-Rad.com stories some of the most viral outdoor content on the internet. Funny Shit in the Woods collects 40 of Semi-Rad's most popular stories in one volume: a single portable archive without the mouse clicks or internet searches-complete with all-new amateurish illustrations hand-drawn by the author, usually while in the front seat of a moving car. If you've ever considered the absurdity of sleeping on the ground in a place where bears live, pooping in a bag on a glacier, or trying to teach someone you love a sport that could scare them to the point of loudly threatening to kill you in front of strangers-or if you find yourself inexplicably drawn to adjust the burning logs in a campfire every two minutes, Funny Shit in the Woods will make you laugh, and might inspire you to get outside a little bit more.

Download or read book Egghead written by Bo Burnham and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians?Ķ Bo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy Central specials four days after his 18th birthday, making him the youngest to do so in the channel's history. Now Bo is a rising star in the comedy world, revered for his utterly original and intelligent voice. And, he can SIIIIIIIIING! In Egghead, Bo brings his brand of brainy, emotional comedy to the page in the form of off-kilter poems, thoughts, and more. Teaming up with his longtime friend, artist, and illustrator Chance Bone, Bo takes on everything from death to farts in this weird book that will make you think, laugh and think, "why did I just laugh?"

Download or read book A Confederacy of Dunces written by John Kennedy Toole and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).

Download or read book Shit Happens Bathroom Guest Book written by Sweary Mcleary and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-07 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Space for nearly 400 guests messages/doodles. Gloss cover so can be wiped if needed.

Download or read book Shit Actually written by Lindy West and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the "Best Books of 2020" by NPR's Book Concierge **Your Favorite Movies, Re-Watched** New York Times opinion writer and bestselling author Lindy West was once the in-house movie critic for Seattle's alternative newsweekly The Stranger, where she covered film with brutal honesty and giddy irreverence. In Shit, Actually, Lindy returns to those roots, re-examining beloved and iconic movies from the past 40 years with an eye toward the big questions of our time: Is Twilight the horniest movie in history? Why do the zebras in The Lion King trust Mufasa-WHO IS A LION-to look out for their best interests? Why did anyone bother making any more movies after The Fugitive achieved perfection? And, my god, why don't any of the women in Love, Actually ever fucking talk?!?! From Forrest Gump, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and Bad Boys II, to Face/Off, Top Gun, and The Notebook, Lindy combines her razor-sharp wit and trademark humor with a genuine adoration for nostalgic trash to shed new critical light on some of our defining cultural touchstones-the stories we've long been telling ourselves about who we are. At once outrageously funny and piercingly incisive, Shit, Actually reminds us to pause and ask, "How does this movie hold up?", all while teaching us how to laugh at the things we love without ever letting them or ourselves off the hook. Shit, Actually is a love letter and a break-up note all in one: to the films that shaped us and the ones that ruined us. More often than not, Lindy finds, they're one and the same.

Download or read book The Witches Are Coming written by Lindy West and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this wickedly funny cultural critique, the author of the critically acclaimed memoir and Hulu series Shrill exposes misogyny in the #MeToo era. This is a witch hunt. We're witches, and we're hunting you. From the moment powerful men started falling to the #MeToo movement, the lamentations began: this is feminism gone too far, this is injustice, this is a witch hunt. In The Witches Are Coming, firebrand author of the New York Times bestselling memoir and now critically acclaimed Hulu TV series Shrill, Lindy West, turns that refrain on its head. You think this is a witch hunt? Fine. You've got one. In a laugh-out-loud, incisive cultural critique, West extolls the world-changing magic of truth, urging readers to reckon with dark lies in the heart of the American mythos, and unpacking the complicated, and sometimes tragic, politics of not being a white man in the twenty-first century. She tracks the misogyny and propaganda hidden (or not so hidden) in the media she and her peers devoured growing up, a buffet of distortions, delusions, prejudice, and outright bullsh*t that has allowed white male mediocrity to maintain a death grip on American culture and politics-and that delivered us to this precarious, disorienting moment in history. West writes, "We were just a hair's breadth from electing America's first female president to succeed America's first black president. We weren't done, but we were doing it. And then, true to form—like the Balrog's whip catching Gandalf by his little gray bootie, like the husband in a Lifetime movie hissing, 'If I can't have you, no one can'—white American voters shoved an incompetent, racist con man into the White House." We cannot understand how we got here‚—how the land of the free became Trump's America—without examining the chasm between who we are and who we think we are, without fact-checking the stories we tell ourselves about ourselves and each other. The truth can transform us; there is witchcraft in it. Lindy West turns on the light.

Download or read book Shrill written by Lindy West and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lindy West wasn't always loud. She was once a nerdy, overweight teen who wanted nothing more than to be invisible. Fortunately for women everywhere, along the road she found her voice, and that cripplingly shy girl, who refused to make a sound, somehow grew up to be one of the loudest, shrillest, most fearless feminazis on the internet. Here, she recounts how she went from being the butt of people's jokes, to telling her own brand of jokes - ones that carry with them with a serious message and aren't at someone else's expense.

Download or read book Don t Eat Shit My Recipe Book Contains Awesome Recipes written by Funny but Rude Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-11-06 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny gift for a baker, cook or chef? This useful gag gift is an easy way to organize and collect all your wonderful recipes! Keep this in your kitchen all of the time or at Christmas and Thanksgiving and every time you pull it out, you will be sure to get a laugh. Have guests write down their wonderful recipes as well! The book allows for 100 recipes. So write down any recipes that you love! From cookies to turkey...there is space for it all. There is also a Table of Contents at the beginning to keep you organized. Other Features: Uniqe cover with glossy finish Soft paperback in handy 6X9 size Bright white paper with cute lettering

Download or read book How to Write Funny written by John Kachuba and published by Writer's Digest Books. This book was released on 2001-07-15 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A discussion of the basics and genres of the comic point of view includes essays and interviews with such authors as Dave Barry, Sherman Alexie, and Melissa Bank.

Download or read book Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo written by Alex Smart and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-12 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.

Download or read book Congratulations Shit Just Got Real written by LILLI Vaihere and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-11 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect graduation gift. This lined journal notebook features inspirational quotes and note boxes. Let her know how proud you are with the new graduate. Features: 6 x 9 page size 100 pages White colored paper Soft cover / paperback Matte finish cover This is a great unique gift idea under $10 for: Birthday Present Christmas present Graduation present

Download or read book Jimmy and Nath Funny Stuff No One Asked For written by Nath Roye and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2024-10-29 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Outrageous, hilarious, soon to be banned, Funny Stuff No One Asked For is a collection of jokes, yarns and other stuff to make your friends laugh (or hate you), from award-winning Aussie radio presenters Jimmy and Nath. Top-rating radio larrikins and self-proclaimed funnymen Jimmy & Nath are on a mission to make you laugh–whether you like it or not. Cringe-worthy dad jokes. Creative insults and nicknames for the workplace. Pick-up lines you really, really, really shouldn't use, and side-splitting stories from your favourite celebs. The funny stuff within these pages has a 99%* chance of brightening your day, helping you get lucky, improving your watercooler chat and, in some cases, earning you a slap in the face. It's the book of unexpected joy that nobody asked for, but everyone needs. *Results may vary; consult your GP if symptoms persist. 'RUN NOW FOR THIS BOOK. GO GET IT BEFORE IT GOES. AND BUY YOUR OWN BOOK, DON'T READ ANYONE ELSE'S!' JESSICA MAUBOY (SINGER/ONE OF THE LOVELIEST HUMANS ON THE PLANET/AUSTRALIA'S SWEETHEART) 'YEAH THEY ARE PRETTY FUNNY, THESE GUYS ... SO STOP READING THIS AND BUY THE BOOK.' AMY SHARK (SINGER/SONGWRITER/INCREDIBLE PARKER OF CARS) 'I RECEIVED MY COPY OF THE BOOK EARLY AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN IN STITCHES EVER SINCE.' TONES AND I (ONE OF AUSTRALIA'S MOST STREAMED ARTISTS/GRAMMY NOMINEE/OBSESSED WITH JIMMY & NATH) 'I DON'T EVEN, LIKE, READ BOOKS, BECAUSE THAT'S HARD. BUT IF IT'S A BOOK FULL OF JOKES I COULD READ THAT, AND LIKE, I WILL BUY YOUR BOOK AND I WILL READ IT. CAUSE I THINK THAT'S A FUN TIME AND AN EASY READ.' MEGHAN TRAINOR (GRAMMY-WINNING SINGER-SONGWRITER) 'THESE TWO MEN THAT I MET ON A 5-MINUTE ZOOM, EVERYBODY BUY THEIR BOOK BECAUSE THEY'RE HILARIOUS.' JOJO SIWA (SINGER/DANCING SENSATION) 'YOUR SHIT HAS ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD, CONGRATS BOYS ON ALWAYS CRACKING ME UP!' MARK CUBAN (BUSINESSMAN/FILM PRODUCER/TV PERSONALITY) 'THIS BOOK ABSOLUTELY F#%&S JUST LIKE JIMMY & NATH DO!' TEDDY SWIMS (SINGER/SUPER-SEXY MOTHERF#&%ER) 'IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ, SO FUNNY.' DASHA (SINGER/ALLEGED CANDLE THIEF) 'I WOULD LOVE TO READ THAT BOOK.' MADISON BEER (GRAMMY-NOMINATED ARTIST) 'WHEN I FIRST MET YALL I FELT LIKE I HAD KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS–YOUR BOOK BETTER BE BETTER THEN HOW YOU PLAY CORNHOLE, CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY AGAIN!' LAINEY WILSON (GRAMMY-WINNING COUNTRY MUSIC ARTIST/SUPER-TALENTED CORNHOLE PLAYER)

Download or read book Furiously Happy written by Jenny Lawson and published by Picador. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of David Sedaris, Tina Fey and Caitlin Moran comes the new book from Jenny Lawson, author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Let's Pretend This Never Happened... In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Jenny Lawson regaled readers with uproarious stories of her bizarre childhood. In her new book, Furiously Happy, she explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. And terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. As Jenny says: "You can't experience pain without also experiencing the baffling and ridiculous moments of being fiercely, unapologetically, intensely and (above all) furiously happy." It's a philosophy that has - quite literally - saved her life. Jenny's first book, Let's Pretend This Never Happened, was ostensibly about family, but deep down it was about celebrating your own weirdness. Furiously Happy is a book about mental illness, but under the surface it's about embracing joy in fantastic and outrageous ways. And who doesn't need a bit more of that?

Download or read book The Collective Book of Poems written by Khali Raymond and published by savage writer publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-10 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poetry is the gateway to the soul. It can put wordless emotions into speech and heal the world. With that, Khali brings you The Collective: Book of Poems, a compilation of poems he's crafted with delicacy and extreme thought. This book is the first of many in The Collective series. In it, Khali will be publishing a wealth of exclusive material including poems, songs, short stories and small monologues.

Download or read book written by Mike Seid and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2008-11-01 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Desensitized. That's what all sports fans have become to the plethora of criminal-athletes that pervade our sports culture. So what will the bombastic owner of the New England Mavericks do when he learns that America's most notorious inmate has developed a literally unhittable pitch while playing for his prison baseball team? A sportsworld littered with bad boys who belong on Cops rather than on a box of Wheaties is deplorable. But when a man can throw the ball 81 times per game and not one pitch is so much as foul-tipped...what's not to love?

Download or read book Assassination of a Dignitary written by Carolyn Arnold and published by Hibbert & Stiles Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2013-11-18 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Italian Mafia never forgets… Raymond Hunter’s dark past has returned and demands one final favor. Now fifteen years later, settled as an accountant and family man, he assumed life would be calm. He thought wrong. The Italian mafia wants him back. The directions were simple: Kill Governor Behler and be out for good. Despite the odd request since the mafia typically respects dignitaries, in order to protect his family, he has no choice but to accept the job. He picks the date and location Niagara Falls, New York two hundred and forty miles away. But by the time he returns home, he finds out the assassination attempt failed, his family has been kidnapped, and he has twenty-four hours to set things right if he wants to see them again. With time running out, Raymond discovers the real reason they wanted Behler dead and finds out he’s placed himself and his family right in the middle of a mafia power struggle. What he doesn’t realize is that law enforcement is also closing in.

Download or read book Life s a Bitch written by Roberta Gregory and published by Fantagraphics Books. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naughty Bits, the longest-running solo comic by a female alternative cartoonist, came to an end in 2004 after a 14-year, 40-issue run. Beloved for the expressive scrawl of Gregory's line and her take-no-prisoners satirical approach, it was particularly notable for introducing the world to Bitchy Bitch―a woman who is eternally, magnificently, and for the most part, quite justifiably pissed off at the world around her! This volume collects the entire first half of the Bitchy Bitch saga, and it ranges widely in her eventful life. There are stories about Bitchy's travails as a little girl (when she was just "Bitsy Bitch"), including that greatest horror of all, the holidays; a long sequence about her hippie free-love days in the '70s (and the harrowing abortion that followed); tales of her miserable days as an office drone surrounded by dunces, lechers, and the occasional ultra-Christian maniac; and the hilarious full-length graphic novel "Bitchy Takes a Vacation," where a tropical getaway turns into a fiasco (romanic and otherwise) of epic proportions. p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 13.9px Arial; color: #424242}