Download or read book The Best Orthodontic Joke Book written by Colby Gage and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-21 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The orthodontists are back, offering up their favorite "Dad" jokes to make their patients laugh and have a better day - knowing that better days lead to better lives. The Best Orthodontic Joke Book Volume 2, is filled with awesomely bad, rib-tickling jokes in full color; a sure treat for the young, and the young at heart.

Download or read book Dentist Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-03 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book. Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it would make a great gift for any dentist you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Brace yourself and buy it now!

Download or read book It s Only Stanley written by Jon Agee and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-03-17 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Jon Klassen and Oliver Jeffers will love this mischievously funny read-aloud from award-winning author/illustrator Jon Agee Mysterious noises keep waking up the Wimbledon family. "That's very odd," says Mr. Wimbledon each time, but when he returns from checking on the sounds, he's always reassuring: "It's only Stanley; he's fixing the oil tank." "It's only Stanley; he's clearing the bathtub drain." But what Stanley the dog is actually doing while his oblivious family goes back to bed is deliciously absurd: he's turning the house into a rocket ship to zoom himself and his family to another planet for an alien encounter. This is a perfect rhyming read-aloud for fans of irreverent tales like Click Clack Moo and I Want My Hat Back.

Download or read book Mental Dental written by Sandra Mooradian Klein and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-06 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy some hysterical true stories like this: after experiencing such a positive outcome from her gum surgery, Hattie asked Dr. Happy Smile if she could use the soft tissue periodontal laser on her hemorrhoids. Anyone in the dental field will tell you, you can't make this stuff up!I began journaling funny stories to entertain my co-workers at our annual Christmas Party. For the past 35 fulfilling years in the dental field, I have compiled my own comical situations. Many of these stories have been shared with me and now I am sharing them with you.Please know that all names and places have been changed to be entertaining and create a belly ache!You might ask yourself why would anyone want to be a dentist let alone work for one. It's really all about you, the patient. How we can make your visit as comfortable as possible because, let's face it, you are not coming in to get your nails done!It is a true compliment to the office or staff member when a patient is so relaxed they share some "TMI" (too much information) moments.

Download or read book Open Wide written by Laurie Keller and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2000-05 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through a classroom setting in which teeth are the students, "Open Wide" presents information about the structure and care of teeth and the services provided by dentists. There's so much to learn from brushing and flossing to dentin and pulp to every student's nightmare: tooth decay. Full-color illustrations.

Download or read book Alex the Parrot No Ordinary Bird written by Stephanie Spinner and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-10-09 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1977, graduate student Irene Pepperberg walked into a pet store and bought a year-old African grey parrot. Because she was going to study him, she decided to call him Alex--short for Avian Learning EXperiment. At that time, most scientists thought that the bigger the brain, the smarter the creature; they studied great apes and dolphins. African greys, with their walnut-sized "birdbrains," were pretty much ignored--until Alex. His intelligence surprised everyone, including Irene. He learned to count, add, and subtract; to recognize shapes, sizes, and colors; and to speak, and understand, hundreds of words. These were things no other animal could do. Alex wasn't supposed to have the brainpower to do them, either. But he did them anyway. Accompanied by Meilo So's stunning illustrations, Alex and Irene's story is one of groundbreaking discoveries about animal intelligence, hard work, and the loving bonds of a unique friendship.

Download or read book Demon Dentist written by David Walliams and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This New York Times bestseller from David Walliams, the UK’s #1 bestselling children’s author and “the heir to Roald Dahl” (The Spectator), launched his books stateside in a big way! Walliams makes going to the dentist a wacky adventure with his signature humor—this is one dentist appointment you don’t want to miss. Something strange is happening in Alfie's town. Instead of shiny coins from the Tooth Fairy, kids are waking up to dead slugs, live spiders, and other dreadfully icky things under their pillows. Who would do something so horrific? Alfie is sure that Miss Root, the creepy new dentist in town, is behind it all. There's nothing Alfie hates more than going to the dentist, but to solve this mystery, he may have to book a dreaded appointment….

Download or read book Journey of a JuBu written by Blaine Langberg and published by Blaine Langberg. This book was released on 2020-03-05 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Dr. Jacob Silverstein, a disillusioned forty-year-old orthodontist whose nights are filled with dreams of becoming a best-selling author. He also happens to be a "JuBu"-a Jew who managed his midlife crisis by turning to Buddhism to find his spiritual footing. During a chance encounter with famed literary agent Maggie Christensen, Jacob pitches his novel, The Adventures of Adam Freeman, DDS, the story of his snarky alter ego's journey to enlightenment. Maggie gives Jacob twenty-four hours to revamp the novel into a personal memoir--thus necessitating the murder of the fictional Adam Freeman--because "memoir sells." Adam, the protagonist, is a snarky, anxiety-plagued man-child who has difficultly drawing boundaries at work and stepping up as a husband to his wife. After a panic attack at his dental office, Adam looks for answers as to why his body is failing him by exploring alternative medicine and mindfulness. Mystified by Maggie's loathing of Adam and compelled to share his character's story, Jacob commits to a whirlwind all-nighter of rereading and revising his book. But will he surrender to Maggie's commercial demands and fulfill his dream of publication or stay true to his pure artistic vision? Journey of a JuBu brings a fresh, funny, and relatable perspective to America's fascination with spirituality, meditation, and religion.

Download or read book Beyond Mama Bear written by Lisa Filholm and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-21 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hope for frazzled families! Parents of teenagers need new role models. When our cubs are young, Mama Bear is a fine example: strong, smart, sassy, sure of herself. But she is a dangerous role model when our kids turn into adolescents. When puberty hits and life turns into a three-ring circus, Mama Bear hibernates. Goes to sleep on the job. Parents do the same: we tend to check out (because teenagers are awful and we're exhausted), leaving our kids vulnerable on their rocky journey toward adulthood. From a high school teacher (and parent) who has seen it all, here is some frank, funny, practical advice for staying vigilant during these topsy-turvy years. Parents who know, protect and honor their teenagers can find balance for the whole family. New role models--the peregrine falcon (watch them), the ninja (disarm them), the personal trainer (work them), the mentor (guide them) and many more--can help!

Download or read book Dentistry in a Nutshell written by Nicola Z Gore and published by Nielsen Bookservices Limited. This book was released on 2021-08-20 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Product description A step-by-step guide covering the most common procedures within advanced clinical dentistry, ranging from simple to complex. This book breaks these down into concise step by step instructions and ensures your confidence at every stage. This daily handbook contains over 100 flowcharts and illustrations in 15 chapters: 1. History and Examination 2. Dental Emergency 3. Swellings 4. Trauma 5. Oral Medicine 6. Periodontology 7. Endodontics 8. Restorative Dentistry 9. Bridges 10. Crowns/Onlays 11. Post and Cores 12. Removal Prosthodontics 13. Cosmetic Dentistry 14. Paediatric Dentistry 15. Oral Surgery Why Dentistry in a Nutshell? This book is unique because it works perfectly both as a practical clinical guide and as a source of revision material. It is applicable as a guiding tool in clinical scenarios and also as a concise and informative breakdown of the core fundamentals of dentistry. Just turn to the relevant chapter and follow the flow chart on the left side of the page for a succinct step by step breakdown - for further elaboration refer to the boxes on the right side. Who is this book for? This book will benefit: Dental students Dental Core Trainees transitioning back to general practice Junior dentists About the Authors Dr. Nicola Z Gore (BDS MCLINDENT (PROSTHODONTICS - LONDON) MJDF RCS PGCERT MEDICAL/DENTAL EDUCATION) Alongside starting and running two practices, she trains future generations of dentists as part of her role as a DFT trainer and has now trained 21 successful dentists. Teaching is one of Dr Gore's greatest passions. Always staying up to date with the latest evidence, she utilises this by regularly lecturing for SmileAcademy UK. Dr. Raabiha Maan - BDS (U.Lond) Hons (2014) She has attended multiple training courses to ensure her practice remains up to date and evidence based. Teaching is one of her greatest joys and she regularly lectures at UK dental schools and delivers online webinars. Dr Maan is a mentor to the younger generation of dentists and has been a DFT trainer since 2016

Download or read book The Traveler s Gift written by Andy Andrews and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2005-04-30 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestseller with over 1.3 million copies sold! Only a few months ago, he was a successful executive. Now he’s a desperate man. Join David Ponder on an incredible journey to discover the Seven Decisions for success that can turn any life around, no matter how hopeless a situation seems. Forty-six-year-old David Ponder feels like a total failure. Once a high-flying executive in a Fortune 500 company, he now works a part-time, minimum wage job and struggles to support his family. Suddenly an even greater crisis hits: his daughter becomes ill, and he can’t even afford to get her the medical help she needs. When David’s car skids on an icy road, he wonders if he even cares to survive the crash. But an extraordinary experience awaits David Ponder. He suddenly finds himself traveling back in time, meeting leaders and heroes at crucial moments in their lives—from Abraham Lincoln to Anne Frank. As David speaks with each of these historical figures, they share their personal philosophies with him. By the time his journey is over, he has received seven secrets for success—and a second chance. Among these crucial decisions for success are: The buck stops here, and I am responsible for my past and my future I will seek wisdom and be a servant to others I will greet this day with a forgiving spirit, and I will forgive myself Today I will choose to be happy and be the possessor of a grateful spirit The message is simple: Life is about choices. While we have little control over the events that occur in our lives, success is determined by the choices we make daily. The Traveler’s Gift will challenge you, inspire you, and give you seven decisions that you can employ to determine your own personal success. Acclaim for The Traveler’s Gift: Good Morning America’s “Read This!” book selection for May 2003 Hit the New York Times bestseller list and remained there for 17 weeks Reached #5 on the New York Times Business Bestseller list Wall Street Journal, USA Today, and Publisher’s Weekly bestseller Translated into nearly 20 languages, including Braille

Download or read book Traveler s Gift Mastering the Seven Decisions written by Andy Andrews and published by Thomas Nelson Inc. This book was released on 2009-09-10 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Travelers Gift, this unique blend of fiction, history, allegory, and inspiration shares the story of one man who has lost his will to live. But an encounter with seven of history's most inspirational characters, among them Anne Frank and Abraham Lincoln, leaves him with seven bits of wisdom with which to confront his future. In Mastering the Seven Decisions, Andrews guides readers to a profound understanding of how to fully integrate seven life-changing decisions into their daily lives.

Download or read book Marco s Gift written by Debbie DeVito and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-08 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One night before a school holiday, our niece Stephanie called our son, Marco. She had found and purchased a silver cross of a certain type he'd long been looking for, to wear around his neck. I watched my son's face light up as she described it. Stephanie promised to deliver it the next evening. The following afternoon, Marco lost his life in a fatal accident near our home. We buried our beloved son with Stephanie's gift. Months passed. A friend looked for his grave, and called me to say she couldn't find it in the cemetery where our son now rested. We hadn't placed a marker yet, finding it difficult to do so; but I reminded her that Marco was near a large, hollowed out, dead tree. "Didn't you see the tree?" I asked. "I didn't think you could miss it." My friend paused a moment. "My God. We were in the right place. I did see the tree," she said. "But Debbie.the tree looked as though it was dead, but.it was in full bloom. It was covered with white flowers " This is a story about transformation.about unspeakable loss, persistent love, hope, faith, and redemption. "I look at my sister Debbie in awe. She has gone through the most devastating, life altering situation, one that would have destroyed most people. But rather than giving up, she has emerged a new person.and this is Marco's Gift."-Denise DeVito

Download or read book Wild Night written by Mari Carr and published by Mari Carr Books LLC. This book was released on 2020-06-30 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How could he know the woman of his dreams was his lifelong frenemy? This is definitely love. Now all he has to do is convince her. Confirmed bachelor Colm is living the good life with a thriving law practice and all the freedom the playboy has come to enjoy. Until a city-wide blackout and the greatest sex he’s ever had has him reconsidering his single status. Unfortunately, he doesn’t realize the woman of his dreams is actually his lifelong frenemy, Kelli. After a few too many drinks at a Halloween party, Kelli spends the night in the arms of a man who rocks her world. However, when she learns her mystery Mr. Right is Mr. Hell No, Colm Collins, she’s ready to run for the hills. But Colm refuses to accept just one wild night with her. He wants them all and the sexy man plays dirty.

Download or read book Bed Number Ten written by Sue Baier and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 1989-03-31 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A patient's personal view of long term care. Seen through the eyes of a patient totally paralyzed with Guillain-Barré syndrome, this moving book takes you through the psychological and physical pain of an eleven month hospital stay. BED NUMBER TEN reads like a compelling novel, but is entirely factual. You will meet: The ICU staff who learned to communicate with the paralyzed woman - and those who did not bother. The physicians whose visits left her baffled about her own case. The staff and physicians who spoke to her and others who did not recognize her presence. The nurse who tucked Sue tightly under the covers, unaware that she was soaking with perspiration. The nurse who took the time to feed her drop by drop, as she slowly learned how to swallow again. The physical therapist who could read her eyes and spurred her on to move again as if the battle were his own. In these pages, which reveal the caring, the heroism, and the insensitivity sometimes found in the health care fields, you may even meet people you know.

Download or read book I Know What I m Doing and Other Lies I Tell Myself written by Jen Kirkman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Jen offers up all the gory details of a life permanently in progress. She reassures you that it's okay to not have life completely figured out, even when you reach middle age (and find your first gray pubic hair). She talks about making unusual or unpopular life decisions (such as cultivating a 'friend with benefits' or not going home for the holidays) because you don't necessarily want for yourself what everyone else seems to think you should. It's about renting when everyone says you should own, dating around when everyone thinks you should settle down, and traveling alone when everyone pities you for going to Paris without a man"--Amazon.com.

Download or read book Unveilings written by Patricia Adora Clark Taylor and published by Patricia Taylor. This book was released on 2006-01-24 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unveilings, first published in 2004 and now in its 2nd edition, reveals the author's Middle East experiences during the 1970s and 80s, continues with Capitol Hill experiences including 9-11 when the author lived on Capitol Hill, and ends with a 21st Century view of the Iraq War and current events including the ISIS threat. During these years of global power shifts, the author's world view transformed from innocent to knowledgeable and far more sophisticated. In this world of new realities, she understood the threat to women's rights and to all human rights. As the author traversed a raw, desert land ruled by strict Sunni Islam, she realized the inevitable clash of cultures looming on the horizon. In the United States in 1973, Roe v. Wade ruled unconstitutional a state law that banned abortions; thereby strengthening women's rights and freedoms. In that same year, the Arab Oil Embargo greatly empowered the Saudi nation ruled by Sunni Islam as petrodollars poured into a nation with no respect for women or democracy. Storm clouds gathered on the horizon; women's rights were at the center of the storm. Middle East nations, one by one, fell under a black veil; and on September 11, 2001, the storm came to America. Now, in 2014, war rages in the Middle East; in America, women, once more, fight for women's rights and for all human rights.