Download or read book Funny Mummy written by Jenny Wynter and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-30 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An extraordinary personal journey. Inspiring, moving and hilarious, as only Jenny Wynter knows how " Tim Ferguson (Doug Anthony Allstars) From the sudden early death of her mother, to unplanned pregnancy, to having her wedding interrupted by an elderly man wearing nothing but a pair of Speedos, Jenny Wynter's life has clearly not gone to plan. However, throughout it all there has been one constant: laughter. In Funny Mummy, award-winning comedian Jenny shares her experiences navigating life's tough moments by using comedy as pain relief. Shining light into the darker parts of life, from grief and divorce to parenthood, and the relentlessness of pursuing lofty goals as a working mother, this funny, poignant, and insightful read will leave you inspired, leave you lighter and most importantly, leave you laughing. "On the stage, and on the page, Jenny Wynter is a hilarious gem." Cal Wilson "More than laughs, Funny Mummy is also quite the page turner. In fact Jenny moves through life with such passion, energy, humour and heartbreak I needed ventolin to keep up. Fabulous " Denise Scott "Jenny has walked the walk and she talks the talk in a totally relatable way. She's one funny mummy. I wish she was mine." Mandy Nolan

Download or read book Mommy Cusses written by Dorman Serena and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. • GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent. • PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents. Perfect for: • Expectant parents and parents of children under 5 • Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter • Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account

Download or read book The Mommy Book written by Todd Parr and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008-11-15 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With his trademark, child-like art, Todd Parr celebrates mothers, whether they drive a minivan or a motorcycle or work in a big building or at home. Full color.

Download or read book Funny Mummy written by Steve Bertman and published by Sterling. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A colection of children's jokes and riddles with ancient Egypt as the theme.

Download or read book Tell Me a Story Mummy written by Carl Norac and published by MacMillan UK. This book was released on 2007-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's bedtime on the farmyard, but Salsa the little goat can't sleep. She tries everything until, finally, she asks Mummy to tell her a story. But tonight even Mummy's stories don't work, and in the end it's Salsa's own sweet story which sends her into a peaceful, dreamy sleep . . .

Download or read book I Love My Mummy written by Giles Andreae and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-11-26 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sweet, rhyming picture book about the special relationship between mother and child. With a gentle, rhyming story and lovely illustrations, this is a book to be loved, shared and treasured. The perfect gift for every family, for new Mothers, on Mother's Day, or at any time of the year. From the author of picture book classic, Giraffes Can't Dance. 'This sweet and heartwarming ditty, told in witty rhyme by Giles Andreae, has cosy, bright illustrations, and is filled with feel-good charm' - Junior magazine Winner of the Book Trust Early Years Award!

Download or read book Fairy Mom and Me 1 written by Sophie Kinsella and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Sophie Kinsella's sparkling humor will love her first ever illustrated series for young readers about the charming adventures of a mother-daughter fairy duo! Ella Brook can't wait to grow up, because one day she will become a fairy and have her own sparkly wings and a teacher on Fairy Tube, just like her mom! Until then, Ella has to learn by watching her mom in action. But sometimes spells go wrong, and Ella's mom can never seem to remember the right magic codes on her Computawand. A lot of the time, it's up to Ella to come to the rescue. Does she have what it takes to be a fairy one day? Or will there be more glitches than glitter?

Download or read book Funny Mummy Jokes For Kids written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-01-15 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book More Funny Mummy Jokes For Kids written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-01-16 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Mommy I Feel Funny written by Danielle M. Rocheford and published by Green Tree Books. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story about a little girl named Nel, who is diagnosed with epilepsy. The story takes the reader through the days following Nel's first seizure.

Download or read book Funny Mummy written by Jenny Wynter and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Mummy written by Lerryn Korda and published by . This book was released on 2017-07 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dig in and discover ancient Egypt! Full of artefacts to spot and name, this friendly story uncovers all kinds of mummies- perfect ancient fun for little ones."--Page [4] of cover.

Download or read book Scummy Mummies written by Ellie Gibson and published by Hardie Grant Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-09 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Honest, gutsy and laugh out loud... Do your pelvic floor exercises before reading as you may pee your pants’ – Kathy Lette A celebration of parenting failures, hilarious confessions, fish fingers and wine! This is a book for anyone who’s ever dealt with a poo in the pool, cleaned up a sick in the supermarket, or gone to an important meeting without realising there’s weetabix stuck to their bum. Because let’s be honest – no matter how much we love our kids, or how good we are at parenting, everyone’s a Scummy Mummy sometimes.

Download or read book The Monster Fun Joke Book written by Kay Barnham and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2011-07-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do mummies do to relax? Readers will find out in this monstrously funny book. A multitude of monster, vampire, witch, and mummy jokes is ready for the reading, laughing, and sharing. Simple language makes these jokes easily understandable and will encourage young learners to continue their development in the pleasure of reading.

Download or read book Why Mommy Drinks written by Gill Sims and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-11-21 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Mommy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane.

Download or read book What s in Your Tummy Mummy written by Sam Lloyd and published by Rizzoli Publications. This book was released on 2007-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s something inside Mummy’s tummy. I don’t know what it could be. Perhaps it’s a buzzing flea or a chimpanzee? It’s getting bigger every day and Mummy won’t tell me. But you can lift the flaps to see! A wonderful and fun story for young children about a new addition to the family from much-loved author and illustrator Sam Lloyd.

Download or read book There was an Old Mummy who Swallowed a Spider written by Jennifer Ward and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2015 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome, Little Monster, to your first day of school. Little Monster is going to school for the very first time. That means he ll be meeting all the other little monsters, including one who has really big teeth and draws scary pictures. Who will ride the ogres and dragons with Little Monster at recess, and listen with him during story time? And what happens when gulp Little Monster realizes he forgot his lunch? It s a good thing Mr. Drool is there to guide Little Monster the whole day through. Helen Ketteman s soothing rhymes and Bonnie Leick s sweet watercolor illustrations combine to create a reassuring first-day-of-school story that s perfect for little monsters everywhere.