Download or read book Reader s Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where does a king keep his armies?... ...In his sleevies! Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Boo hoo! ...Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke! Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Olive. ...Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it! What do you call an old snowman? ...Water! Which dinosaur knew the most words? ...The thesaurus! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...fsh! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
Download or read book The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Jeremy Brown and published by Media Lab Books. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From giving as good as he got at the Harvard Lampoon to his comedic work in such films and TV shows as Donovan’s Reef, North to Alaska, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, I Love Lucy, Dean Martin Celebrity Roast and The Red Skelton Hour, John Wayne was never shy about exhibiting his wry, knowing sense of humor. It’s this facet of Duke that The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes captures. A father of six children himself, Duke was no stranger to making kids crack up (or at least trying to). This book presents those stories of Duke as practical joker as well as willing victim, embedded within more than 400 clever, yet dreadful jokes, stories, riddles and puns, perfect for family members of every age. Some of the jokes are Duke- and Western-themed, but most are simply good, original Dad jokes: some good, some bad, some awful, but all funny. Readers will also find inside nearly three dozen fun photos of Duke exhibiting his good humor for all to see, laughing with his kids or fellow actors on set and behind the scenes, making this book a treasure for fans and fathers alike.
Download or read book Dad Jokes for Kids written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by James Carlisle and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Last, It's Bigger, it's Better, it's the 100% FAMILY FRIENDLY joke, puzzle, colouring book you've been looking for!! Full of Jokes, Puzzles, Coloring pages and Fun, Fun, Fun! The perfect gift for kids, & dads who want to keep their kids in stitches! FULLY ILLUSTRATED "the big book of DAD JOKES" has literally hundreds of clean, kids jokes to keep you entertained. Check out the LOOK INSIDE, check out the PAGE COUNT, check out the BIGGER SIZE and see for yourself how much more you are getting! Jokes, Crossword Puzzles, Colouring Pages and Spot the difference puzzles! It's the PERFECT GIFT FOR BIRTHDAYS, CHRISTMAS, or just a fun way to say I love you!!
Download or read book Pocket Fun Super Funny Jokes written by Jack B. Quick and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2020-05-13 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: Which ancient leader invented seasonings? A: Suntan Pepper! Packed with playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and zany zingers, this joke book will have kids rolling on the floor laughing. Side-splitting themes include animal jokes, food jokes and space jokes that are out-of-this-world. These topics will help young-readers build general knowledge and wordplay, as well as make them chuckle. Featuring hilarious full-color illustrations, Super Funny Jokes is perfect for kids aged 5+. ABOUT THE SERIES: Arcturus Publishing's Pocket Fun books are full of exciting activities and pastimes, including drawing, puzzle solving, mazes and jokes. Their cute illustrations will capture a child's imagination and their small size makes them perfect for on the go.
Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
Download or read book Fun Jokes written by Compiled by Barbour Staff and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2014-02-01 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a laugh? Who doesn’t? Find more than 500 squeaky-clean, stress-relieving thigh-slappers (and maybe an occasional groaner) in Fun Jokes. This new compilation of good, clean humor features jokes, funny stories, and one-liners, all categorized by topic and sure to provide much-needed relief from the big, bad world. Jobs, travel, animals, health, sports—Fun Jokes has you covered with great material you can share with grandma. And each section opens with an inspirational introduction adding just a touch of scripture!
Download or read book Fun and Silly Jokes for Kids and Family written by Riddleland and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-22 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book Driving Me Crazy written by and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes and riddles about cars, buses, trucks, bicycles, motorcycles, and other vehicles on wheels. Example: What age is important to a car? Mile-age.
Download or read book Really Silly Jokes written by Cyl Lee and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This title from Buddy Books contains colorful, easy-to-read jokes with imaginative illustrations.
Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 written by Carole P Roman and published by Rockridge Press. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 800+ More silly jokes for kids to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2--the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend--or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore--Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images--LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!--In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
Download or read book Fun Jokes for Kids written by Compiled by Barbour Staff and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2014-02-01 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids love to laugh—and here’s a fantastic collection of more than 500 jokes and funny stories especially for the younger set! Fun Jokes for Kids contains plenty of squeaky-clean, super silly, laugh-it-up jokes that kids can tell their grandmas. Jokes are arranged by topic, and each section includes an inspirational introduction that adds just a touch of scripture!
Download or read book Reader s Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Vol 2 written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why aren't dogs good dancers?... ...They have two left feet! Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Vol. 2 will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, one-liners and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Plus--Icon for Alexa's Favorites. Alexa is a 2nd grader from New York who loves telling jokes. She has hand-picked her favorites from each chapter. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Dozen. ...Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Pecan. ...Pecan who? Pecan someone you're own size! Why don't mummies take time off? ...They are afraid to unwind! Did you hear about the crook that stole a calendar? ...He got 12 months! What would bears be without bees? ...Ears! What travels all over the world but stays in one corner? A Stamp! How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones! Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
Download or read book Reader s Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids vol 3 written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Loaded with knock knock jokes, riddles, one liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Vol. 3 will give kids hours of new material. They will keep their friends and family rolling in laughter. Perfect for kids 6-12. Knock knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, one liners and puns gauranteed to make your kids -and you- laugh out loud. Icon's for Alexa's Favorites denote her hand picked, favorite jokes. Alexa, a real life 4th grader from new York who loves telling jokes, is our resident guest editor!
Download or read book Really Hilarious Super Funny Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-13 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Really Hilarious Super Funny Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids Are you looking for a fun joke book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This hilarious book for kids is excellent for beginning and early readers. It also includes some fun games and puzzles. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Over 175 funny jokes for kids Excellent for early readers Includes fun games and puzzles Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Short jokes, cheesy jokes, animal jokes, and MORE! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do you call a flying skunk? A: A smellicopter! HAHA! Q: What U.S. state has the most cows? A: Moosouri! LOL! Q: What is a bear's favorite drink? A: Coca-Koala! HAHA! Q: Where would you put an injured insect? A: In an antbulance! LOL! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of awesome jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! 100% Money Back Guarantee Tags: jokes for kids, books for kids, children's books, funny joke, funny jokes, joke book, comedy, humor, jokes, kids jokes, kids books
