Download or read book Fuck You Stamp Kit written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2013-01-29 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wield the ultimate rubber stamp that delivers your message loudly and clearly. This kit includes a self-inking stamp (no inkpad required) that imprints the message “Fuck” on any piece of paper, along with three choices you can check off: “You,” “Me,” or “This.” Included with the stamp is the ultimate “Fuck You” booklet filled with humorous advice for using your new powerful rubber stamp weapon. You’ll be amazed at the number of uses you’ll find for this ingenious devise.
Download or read book F This Shit Stamp Kit written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those moments when all you want to do is throw your arms in the air and shout: F THIS SHIT. Don't just say it -- STAMP IT! When you've hit your max and you've just had enough, ink your stamp, slam it down, and really leave your mark! Let your feelings flow in ink--permanently--when you stamp F THIS SHIT across any surface. The stamp kit features a self-inking rubber stamp along with a hilariously snarky booklet filled with advice on creative, laugh-out-loud uses of your new tool. Whether you're dealing with overdue bills, annoying roommates, a pestering manager, or even the IRS, you're bound to have plenty of opportunities to tell deserving suckers how you feel.
Download or read book Naughty or Nice Stamp Kit written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tell your family, friends, co-workers, and frenemies how you feel about their Christmas spirit and overall attitude. The Dare You Stamp Co. heralds the arrival of the Naughty or Nice stamp kit, furthering the unprecedented ability to deliver your holiday message of cheer and jeers loud and clear. Why should Santa have all the power? Tell your family, friends, co-workers, and frenemies how you feel abot their Christmas spirit. Or, better yet, use the stamp all year long because, let's face it, people always need to be reminded about whether they are being naughty or nice.
Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring The Complete Collection written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 200 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Download or read book WTF Stamp Kit written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those moments that make you want to shout: WHAT THE F***?! Don't just say it -- STAMP IT! For those moments when a hashtag on social media just doesn't pack enough punch, ink of your stamp, slam it down, and really leave your mark! Let your feelings flow in ink--permanently--when you stamp #WTF across any surface. The stamp kit features a self-inking rubber stamp along with a hilariously snarky booklet filled with advice on creative, laugh-out-loud uses of your new tool. Whether you're dealing with overdue bills, annoying roommates, a pestering manager, or even the IRS, you're bound to have plenty of opportunities to tell deserving suckers how you feel.
Download or read book Fuck Off I m Doing Dot to Dot written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plain immature language, now in dot-to-dot format! Put down the resignation letter and pick up a pencil, these dot-to-dot activities will soothe your stress and save your work week. Perfect your coordination skills and satisfy your inner rebel with these swear-filled pages. Focus on something other than bills and remember what having fun feels like with 112 pages of activities. Take some of the stress out of adulthood and connect the hell out of the dots in this activity book.
Download or read book Fuck Off I m Still Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2020-04-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't stop coloring the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Download or read book Fuck Off I Can t Stop Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With Fuck Off, I Can't Stop Coloring, relax and color the shit out of these 50+ foul-mouthed insults, letting go of all that f-ing stress of adulthood! Let your inner rebel guide the artist in you and get lost in these swear-filled and satisfyingly immature coloring pages.Focus on something other than bills and remember what having fun feels like with 112 pages of guided coloring. Put down the resignation letter and pick up a pencil, coloring will soothe your stress and save your work week. Let your inner rebel guide the artist in you and get lost in these swear-filled and satisfyingly immature coloring pages. Relax and color away the stress of adulthood with 50 foul-mouthed insults.
Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Download or read book Fuck Off Holidays I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Put the holiday stress behind you and tune out all that merriment bullshit with this swear word coloring book. Holidays are stressful. Family dinners. Entertaining. In-laws. Christmas shopping. Crowds. Did we say in-laws? At this time of year, you might just have a resting Grinch face all the time. Sometimes you just need to throw off the tinsel and yell at the top of your lungs for everyone to “fuck off.” When you’ve had a shitty month and just need to vent, give life the proverbial finger and soothe the end-of-the-year stress away with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring. Tune out the festive bullshit and unwind with your favorite profanities, belligerent one-liners, and immature insults. Color inside the lines—or out, you can do as you damn well please—and find that inner peace that’s buried in there underneath all that holiday spirit crap. Some of the phrases in this coloring book include: - Sleigh me - You’re a ho ho ho! - On the first day of Christmas, some dipshit gave to me… - Have a shitty New Year - Bah humbug! - Frosty bitch - It’s beginning to feel a lot like fuck this This coloring book features 50 kickass designs for when the holiday season gives you 50 shades of bullshit. Use colored pencils, gel pens, markers, watercolors, or even crayons—these coloring pages are printed on one side so you don’t have to worry about any bleed through ruining your fucking masterpieces. It’s time to ditch the holiday stressors and take out your frustration on these creative and empowering color pages instead. Spike that eggnog, Ebenzer Scrooge, and color through the twelve days of Christmas with Fuck Off, Holidays, I’m Coloring.
Download or read book Fuck Off I m Embroidering written by Quinn Bray and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2021-02-23 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let them know how you really feel with the Fuck Off, I'm Embroidering kit! Featuring a detailed handbook with hilarious embroidery patterns, this all-in-one embroidery set will get you relieving your stress in no time! Full of unrepentant self-love, brash attitudes, and swear-filled inspirational messages, get ready to show life you mean business with Fuck Off, I'm Ebroidering. This kit contains everything you need to get started and includes an emrboidery hoop, 2 pieces of embroidery fabric, fine-thread needle floss, a 1.5" stitching needle, and a 48-page illustrated book that features step-by-step instructions for turning out epic embroidery. Let off some steam and create something defiant, beautiful, and lasting. Being an adult sucks. Take some of the stress out of adulthood and go to town on these edgy embroidery projects.
Download or read book Bite Me I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the hell out of this swear-word adult coloring book—and feel your stress disappear! With annoying exes, crappy coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever sh*t you’re dealing with at home, sometimes all you need is to tell everyone to “BITE ME!” Now you can say it in color! Find your inner calm with beautiful and intricate black-and-white art that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. From “People are the Worst” coloring pages to empowering “Winning at Life” coloring pages, you’ll feel the “Zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines, however you damn well please. So grab a marker, flip to a page, and go f*cking nuts!
Download or read book The Stampographer written by Vincent Sardon and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Stampographer traverses the fantastic, anarchic imagination of Parisian artist Vincent Sardon (born 1970), whose dark, combative sense of humor is infused with Dadaist subversion and Pataphysical play. Using rubber stamps he designs and manufactures himself, Sardon commandeers a medium often associated with petty and idiotic displays of bureaucratic power, then uses those stamps not to assert authority, but to refuse it. He scours the Parisian landscape as well as the world at large, skewering the power-hungry and the pretentious, reveling in the vulgar and profane. In The Stampographer, there are insults in multiple languages, sadomasochistic Christmas ornaments, and a miniature Kamasutra with an auto-erotic Jesus. Sardon also wields the stamp as satirical device, deconstructing Warhol portraits into primary colors, turning ink blots into Pollock paint drips, and clarifying just what Yves Klein did with women's bodies. Yet Sardon's razor-sharp wit is tinged with the irony of his exquisite sense of beauty. The stamps are rarely static--they have an animating magic, whether boxers are punching faces out of place or dragonflies seemingly hover over the page. Sardon's work is provocative in its subject matter as well as in its process and dissemination: he not only stands defiantly outside the art world's modes of commerce but his artworks (the rubber stamps themselves) are actually the means with which anyone can make a work of their own. The Stampographer introduces English-speaking readers to one of the most unusual and original voices in contemporary French culture.
Download or read book Edgy Embroidery written by Renee Rominger and published by Page Street Publishing. This book was released on 2017-09-19 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bold Designs That Don't Follow the Rules Embroidery isn’t just florals anymore, it’s a moth with pinned wings, an old haunted house on a hill or a cow skull with a flower crown. You won’t find “home sweet home” here, but you will find “Can U Not” or “Don’t Be A Prick.” Renee Rominger, founder of Moonrise Whims, designs projects for a new generation. And whether you just started and need a solid foundation, or you’re an expert looking to enhance your art, Edgy Embroidery will teach you something new, fun and easy. Renee not only shows you how to conquer basic techniques, but also how to create more complex stitches like her unique Moonrise Roses. With pattern templates, detailed stitch tutorials and instructions on how to complete each design, every one of these 25 projects will be wall-worthy. This is definitely not your grandmother’s embroidery.
Download or read book Yours Always Kit written by Ryenne Renner and published by Ryenne Renner. This book was released on with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He dunked his bun into it and I almost spilled my drink as he took a bite then licked his lips. I remembered that kiss against my truck. I thought about the sweet one by the generator. My mind moved to the mindblowing night we’d spent together after the bar. I wanted to feel him relax under my hands. I wanted to hear those noises he made. I wanted those shy yeses to reach my ears when I asked him if what I was doing was okay. Having said that, I wanted him to stick around so I could try and get to know him better. I should probably just focus on quiet movie time. I finished my soup and sat back with a sigh. His eyes were on me and I cocked my head in question. I could see his anxiety slowly climbing. “Close your eyes, Trap.” I smiled when he did and instantly relaxed. My lips found his and he leaned into it. I pulled back. “What do you need?” He kissed me again. “A shower.” I started to laugh. “So have one.” His grin made my heart kick. Why the hell had a shower almost sent him running? He stood and held his hand out to me. Oh. Taylor All it takes is a few moments of sitting on the deck with Kit and, suddenly, he’s all I can think about. It doesn’t take long to realize that someone in his past hurt him badly, but for some reason, he trusts me. Until he doesn’t. Every time we start to get close, the man runs and disappears. Now, the question is: am I willing to risk my heart in an attempt to heal his? Kit I can’t be loved. It’s not something I dwell on, it’s just something that is. I've learned the hard way that there’s something about me that drives people away. I’ve come to terms with it. It is what it is. So, I have a rule. I don’t go home with anyone I might ever see again. Then, I meet Taylor. The man just won’t leave my mind and the next thing you know, I’m finding my way back to him. I know one thing: I can’t give him what he wants even if it’s the one one thing I want too.
Download or read book Trance written by Christopher Sorrentino and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2006-04-18 with total page 643 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1974: A tiny band of self-styled urban guerrillas, calling itself the Symbionese Liberation Army, abducts a newspaper heiress, who then abruptly announces that she has adopted the guerrilla name "Tania" and chosen to remain with her former captors. Has she been brainwashed? Coerced? Could she be sincere? Why would such a nice girl disavow her loving parents, her adoring fiancé, her comfortable home? Why would she suddenly adopt the SLA's cri de coeur, "Death to the Fascist Insect that Preys Upon the Life of the People"? Soon most of the SLA are dead, killed in a suicidal confrontation with police in Los Angeles, forcing Tania and her two remaining comrades--the pompous and abusive General Teko and his duplicitous lieutenant, Yolanda--into hiding, where they will remain for the next sixteen months. Trance, Christopher Sorrentino's mesmerizing and brilliant second novel, traces this fugitive period, leading the reader on a breathtaking, hilarious, and heartbreaking underground tour across a beleaguered America, in the company of scam artists, visionaries, cultists, and a mismatched gang of middle-class people who typify the guiding conceit of their time, that of self-renovation. Along the way he tells the story of a nation divided against itself--parents and children, men and women, black and white; a story of hidebound tradition and radical change, of truth and propaganda, of cynicism and idealism; a story as transfixing and relevant today as it was then. Insightful, compassionate, scathingly funny, and moving, Trance is a virtuoso performance, placing Christopher Sorrentino in the first rank of American novelists. Trance is a 2005 National Book Award Finalist for Fiction.
Download or read book New Dark Ages written by Warren Kinsella and published by Dundurn. This book was released on 2018-11-10 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The X Gang face off with Earl Turner, a presidential candidate straight out of their nightmares. It is a dangerous, divisive time in America. A far-right political candidate is seeking the presidency and stirring up hatred against minorities. The X Gang, meanwhile, have lost one of their friends to that presidential candidate — and are encountering manifestations of hate practically everywhere they go. With his band, the Hot Nasties, about to embark on its first North American tour, and several recent murders in the punk scene linked to its gigs, Kurt Blank and the rest of the X Gang have some difficult decisions to make. New Dark Ages is about surviving in a nasty, brutish, and short-sighted time — and whether one should just go along or fight back.
