Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by North Atlantic Books. This book was released on 2019-01-29 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are "The Letter to a Royal Academy"; "On Choosing a Mistress"; "Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable"; and other jibes. Franklin's irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Download or read book Fart for Freedom written by C.S. Davies and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-12-15 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two demented psychotic groups are engaged in a battle for moral, if not hygienic superiority. Fart For Freedom, with their freedom farters like the Silent But Deadly assassins and Curry Men explosive experts, are steadfastly led by their leaders; the Inner Rectum. Their sole purpose in life is to make the world a place where anyone can fart anytime and anywhere, without fear of retribution. Opposing them is STOP; the Society To Oppress Perverts- a group that brings a whole new meaning to the term anal retentiveness. Their puritanical view of the world sets them against the freedom farters at every turn. In the STOP world; clean equals serene. Unwillingly thrown into this turbulent situation is Algenon Plugg; a mild-mannered man with a traumatic past. After memories of his childhood catch up with him at a most inopportune time, he is hurled into a maelstrom that threatens death and destruction for anyone who crosses his path. If Fart For Freedom is to survive, they must eliminate the opposition before they themselves are eliminated.
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-17 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fart Proudly" (also called "A Letter to a Royal Academy", and "To the Royal Academy of Farting") is the popular name of a "notorious essay" about flatulence written by Benjamin Franklin c. 1781 while he was living abroad as United States Ambassador to France.
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-18 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fart Proudly" (also called "A Letter to a Royal Academy", and "To the Royal Academy of Farting") is the popular name of a "notorious essay" about flatulence written by Benjamin Franklin c. 1781 while he was living abroad as United States Ambassador to France.
Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Download or read book The Benefit of Farting Explaind written by Fart in hando Puff-indorst and published by . This book was released on 1722 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Art of the Fart written by Steve Bryant and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2004-12 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those who delight in the rude, who have fun with the foul, nothing could be more entertaining than this unique look at the world’s most embarrassing sound and aroma. Illustrated with hilariously subtitled images from silent and other movies, it offers pure, unadulterated amusement. Peruse the 2,000-word glossary of various “farts” and “farters.” Find out about Farts in History, and how they changed the world. “The Way of the Third Eye” provides a religious and martial arts guide to farting prowess. To fart or not to fart: that is the question, and a “social directory” answers it. Top Twenty lists present the best fart-related films, books, and songs. Interspersed throughout are boxes featuring facts, quotes, and real-life farters such as Mr. Methane.
Download or read book I fart in your general direction written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-07-26 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.
Download or read book Fart in the Wind written by Vivian Gale and published by . This book was released on 2009-06-03 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fart in the Wind" is a comedic and inspirational self-help book about letting go.
Download or read book Benefit of Farting Explained written by Jonathan Swift and published by Alma Books. This book was released on 2018-01-01 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is the nature, essence and definition of a fart? What are the consequences and disadvantages of suppressing one? Why is farting considered to be taboo? Swift's The Benefit of Farting argues eloquently, in a forceful a posteriori fashion, that most of the distempers thought to affect the fairer sex are due to flatulences not adequately vented. To complete the excursus into this venerable and age-old human activity, Charles James Fox's Essay upon Wind provides a detailed analysis, classification and history of farting, peppered with wit and curious anecdotes about particularly eminent farters of the past.
Download or read book Fart on the Bully written by Paulette Lewis-Brown and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2022-03-21 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FART ON THE BULLY, PRETTY MUCH SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. ITS AN OPEN BOOK. BULLYING IS WRONG AND IT NEEDS TO STOP IN THE UNIVERSE. THIS BOOK IS FOR ADULTS OR ANY CHILD THAT HAS BEEN BULLIED. FOCUS ON THE GOOD, FORGIVE AND UPLIFT EACH OTHER. WORKING ENVIRONMENT HAS BULLIES, CHURCHES HAVE BULLIES, BULLIES ARE EVERYWHERE. ONLY OUR FAITH CAN HELP US THROUGH THESE STRUGGLES THAT THE BULLY BRINGS TO THE TABLE. BE A BUDDY NOT A BULLY.
Download or read book The Benefit of Farting Explain d written by Fart in hando Puff-indorst and published by . This book was released on 1722 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Big Book of Farty Facts written by Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2017-07 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How much do you know about farts? Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts can be good for your health. Ancient fart jokes, fart religion, farts that started wars. All this and more in this hilarious but true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas.
Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Download or read book Farts A Spotter s Guide written by Crai S. Bower and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-10-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
