Download or read book Fart Battle Cats Vs Dogs written by Colorful Swearing Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-10 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA | COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS WHO LOVE CATS & DOGS! This is an Adult Coloring Book of 30 Hilarious and Relaxing Designs featuring cats & dogs fighting with their farts with which men, women and pets lovers can relief their stress by coloring & laughing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover : Soft Silky Matte Cover Size : 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 30 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult This Coloring Book Contains 30 intricate Designs featuring Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers mixed with hilarious Cats & Dogs Battling with their Smelliest Farts Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY

Download or read book How Do You Light a Fart written by Bobby Mercer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-04-18 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fireworks and grenades. Grills and campfires. Burps and farts. Men get a kick out of things that go boom, things that cook with fire, and all forms of bodily gas. What they might not know is that science is what makes it all happen. This book answers all the questions guys have about their favorite topics, such as: How do you make a Lifesaver spark? How do you hotwire a car? Why do kegs float? What is PMS? Why doesn't a cell phone work in metal buildings? Serious science mixed with outrageous humor, this book promises guys the need-to-know info on sports, cars, technology, women, bodily functions, food, and more!

Download or read book Science Comics Cats written by Andy Hirsch and published by First Second. This book was released on 2019-08-13 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This format is designed to be read on color devices and cannot be read on black-and-white e-readers. In Andy Hirsch's Science Comics: Cats, we meet feline friends from the tiniest kodkod to the biggest tiger, and find out what makes your neighborhood domestic cats so special. Equipped with teeth, claws, and camouflage to survive everywhere from deserts to mountaintops, how did these ferocious felines make the leap from predators to playmates... and are they even done leaping? Every volume of Science Comics offers a complete introduction to a particular topic—dinosaurs, the solar system, robots, and more. Whether you're a fourth grader doing a natural science unit at school or a thirty year old with a secret passion for airplanes, these books are for you!

Download or read book A to Zoo written by Rebecca L. Thomas and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2018-06-21 with total page 1657 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether used for thematic story times, program and curriculum planning, readers' advisory, or collection development, this updated edition of the well-known companion makes finding the right picture books for your library a breeze. Generations of savvy librarians and educators have relied on this detailed subject guide to children's picture books for all aspects of children's services, and this new edition does not disappoint. Covering more than 18,000 books published through 2017, it empowers users to identify current and classic titles on topics ranging from apples to zebras. Organized simply, with a subject guide that categorizes subjects by theme and topic and subject headings arranged alphabetically, this reference applies more than 1,200 intuitive (as opposed to formal catalog) subject terms to children's picture books, making it both a comprehensive and user-friendly resource that is accessible to parents and teachers as well as librarians. It can be used to identify titles to fill in gaps in library collections, to find books on particular topics for young readers, to help teachers locate titles to support lessons, or to design thematic programs and story times. Title and illustrator indexes, in addition to a bibliographic guide arranged alphabetically by author name, further extend access to titles.

Download or read book Feathers Fools and Farts Folktales from Manipur written by L. Somi Roy and published by Penguin Random House India Private Limited. This book was released on 2024-01-24 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be warned. These ten wacky stories in Feathers, Fools, and Farts: Manipuri Folktales Retold from Manipur, perched on India's border with Myanmar, are not for scaredy-cats. Nor for those of you who do not enjoy a hearty laugh or a good cry. And if you try to copy the foolishness of the characters, animal and human, in these folktales, you just might turn into a tiger, get stung by a swarm of bees, or even get poo'ed on. If, however, you believe in strange romances, admire bravery, and like magic and sorcery, this book is for you, wherever you are.

Download or read book The Other End of the Leash written by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2009-02-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.

Download or read book Battle of the Greyhounds written by Shaun Donovan (Taffy’s Travels’) and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2008-07-03 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After successfully completing his 12,000 mile bus ride around America, Shaun Donovan now embarks on his latest and greatest challenge - to circumnavigate the coastline of Australia, again by bus, but also to ride the famous 'Indian Pacific' and 'Ghan' trains from west to east and south to north of this vast continent - A 20,000 kilometre journey which must be completed in less than 50 days. In a compelling story of determination, desperation and in some cases deprivation, read how Shaun and his fiance, Sally are roasted alive in sizzling heat and stifling humidity, get drowned-out in tropical storms and flash-flooding and survive an onslaught of electrifying lightning bolts, devastating cyclones and bone-shaking earthquakes before their journey is finally at an end. Add to this a lethal concoction of shark, stingray, and snake attacks they stumble upon during their trip and mix it up with crocodile, box jelly-fish, blue-ringed octopus and deadly stone-fish encounters and you've got yourself one hell of a story-line to tell. Like his American voyage of discovery, many things were learned and achieved, but there was also despair as his dreams of scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef and visiting Ayres Rock were shattered due to weather conditions and personal circumstances, both of which he swears will be done on his return to one of the most diverse and exciting continents on the planet. For more information please go to www.taffys-travels.com

Download or read book Why Men Don t Have a Clue and Women Always Need More Shoes written by Barbara Pease and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2004-01-13 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you know the top seven things men do that drive women nuts? Or the real reason women cry more than men do? What are men really looking for in a woman—both at first sight and for the long-term? These are only the starting points for Barbara and Allan Pease as they discuss the very real—and often very funny—differences between the sexes. Why Men Don’t Have a Clue and Women Always Need More Shoes takes a look at some of the issues that have confused men and women for centuries. Using new findings on the brain, studies of social changes, evolutionary biology, and psychology, the Peases teach you how to make the most of your relationships—or at least begin to understand where your partner is coming from. They help women understand why men avoid commitment, what drives them to lie, and how to decode male speech to find out what they are really saying. They explain to men why women nag, how they use emotional blackmail, and how to understand (and take advantage of!) the top-secret scoring system all women apply. They also dish about the top turn-ons--and turn-offs--for both sexes. Laced with their trademark humor, Why Men Don’t Have a Clue and Women Always Need More Shoes addresses a host of nitty-gritty battlegrounds as well, from channel surfing and toilet seats to shopping and communication. Already a #1 bestseller in the United Kingdom, Germany, Japan, Holland, Spain, Brazil, Portugal, Belgium, Ireland, France, Czech Republic, India, Singapore, Malaysia, South Africa, New Zealand, and Australia, Why Men Don’t Have a Clue and Women Always Need More Shoes is the answer to understanding the opposite sex.

Download or read book The Great Cat Massacre written by Robert Darnton and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2009-05-12 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The landmark history of France and French culture in the eighteenth-century, a winner of the Los Angeles Times Book Prize When the apprentices of a Paris printing shop in the 1730s held a series of mock trials and then hanged all the cats they could lay their hands on, why did they find it so hilariously funny that they choked with laughter when they reenacted it in pantomime some twenty times? Why in the eighteenth-century version of Little Red Riding Hood did the wolf eat the child at the end? What did the anonymous townsman of Montpelier have in mind when he kept an exhaustive dossier on all the activities of his native city? These are some of the provocative questions the distinguished Harvard historian Robert Darnton answers The Great Cat Massacre, a kaleidoscopic view of European culture during in what we like to call "The Age of Enlightenment." A classic of European history, it is an essential starting point for understanding Enlightenment France.

Download or read book Shacking Up written by Stacy Whitman and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2003-03-18 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The must-have guide for any woman who’s ever thought about saying “yes” to the other big question: Will you move in with me? More and more couples are choosing to live together before tying the knot—for convenience, to save money and, most importantly, to see if they’re compatible. While living together can be an exciting way to take your relationship to the next level, it can also present a host of new questions and challenges. With its fresh, girlfriend-to-girlfriend manner, Shacking Up walks you through every step of the cohabitation process, from making the initial decision to breaking up or getting married. Beginning with a readiness quiz to help you decide if you and your honey are prepared to take the plunge, authors Stacy and Wynne Whitman provide a wealth of hands-on advice from lawyers, psychologists and financial planners as well as entertaining, true-life stories from couples with shacking up experience. Topics include: breaking the news to your family; managing and merging your finances; protecting yourself legally; real-estate decisions; and day-to-day dilemmas such as chores, privacy, and keeping the spark alive. Whether you opt for wedding bells or decide he’s not the one for you, Shacking Up is a stylish, empowering handbook for staying smart, savvy, and true to yourself along the road to happily ever after.

Download or read book The Hard SF Renaissance written by David G. Hartwell and published by Tordotcom. This book was released on 2003-10-01 with total page 962 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A major anthology of the "hard SF" subgenre-arguing that it's not only the genre's core, but also its future. Something exciting has been happening in modern science fiction. After decades of confusion, many of the field's best writers have been returning to the subgenre called, roughly, "hard SF"--science fiction focused on science and technology, often with strong adventure plots. Now, World Fantasy Award-winning editors David G. Hartwell and Kathryn Cramer present an immense, authoritative anthology that maps the development and modern-day resurgence of this form, argues for its special virtues and present preeminence-and entertains us with some spectacular storytelling along the way. Included are major stories by contemporary and classic names such as Poul Anderson, Stephen Baxter, Gregory Benford, Ben Bova, David Brin, Arthur C. Clarke, Hal Clement, Greg Egan, Joe Haldeman, Nancy Kress, Paul McAuley, Frederik Pohl, Alastair Reynolds, Kim Stanley Robinson, Robert J. Sawyer, Karl Schroeder, Charles Sheffield, Brian Stableford, Allen Steele, Bruce Sterling, Michael Swanwick, and Vernor Vinge. The Hard SF Renaissance is an anthology that SF readers will return to for years to come. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book A Boy in the South written by Arthur J. Solomon and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes, life is like a revolving door. As a teenager, when I left Georgia to pursue a better life and to see the world, I told myself I would never live here again. 70 years later, after all my travels and being in so many places, I accomplished my dream; with many prayers. I was determined not to return, but somehow, I found myself back in Georgia, where I started. Life has changed a great deal since my younger days. Many loved ones, the homes where I lived, and the places I use to go are gone. One thing that remains is my memory of them and the times we shared. I still enjoy a drive to the country, visiting the old places, and on occasion, I take my children and grandchildren with me on those rides and tell them stories about the little boy who grew up in the south.

Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Download or read book SPIN written by and published by . This book was released on 1992-04 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the concert stage to the dressing room, from the recording studio to the digital realm, SPIN surveys the modern musical landscape and the culture around it with authoritative reporting, provocative interviews, and a discerning critical ear. With dynamic photography, bold graphic design, and informed irreverence, the pages of SPIN pulsate with the energy of today's most innovative sounds. Whether covering what's new or what's next, SPIN is your monthly VIP pass to all that rocks.

Download or read book Dog as My Doctor Cat as My Nurse written by Carlyn Montes De Oca and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-04-18 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unleash the Extraordinary Healing Power of Your Furry Friends If you’re an animal lover seeking a natural approach to health and wellness, prepare to be captivated by the multi-award-winning book, Dog as My Doctor, Cat as My Nurse. Carlyn Montes De Oca, an acupuncturist, animal-human health expert, and passionate animal advocate, reveals the remarkable ways our pets can uniquely contribute to our physical, emotional, and spiritual wellbeing. "Carlyn Montes De Oca takes us on an engaging and insightful journey, ​unveiling the marvelous and unexpected healing powers of cats and dogs. With sound science and heart-warming anecdotes, this is a book you will not want to miss!"–Neal Barnard, MD, author and President of Physician’s Committee for Responsible Medicine Drawing upon her extensive knowledge of Chinese Medicine and personal stories about her lively “six-pack” of rescue dogs and cats, Carlyn provides us with an enlightening read. Throughout the book’s pages she expertly weaves together a tapestry of modern science, holistic health advice, and inspiring anecdotes from artists, celebrities and fellow animal lovers who have witnessed the power of the animal-human health connection. Among them, acclaimed best-selling author, Jack Canfield. Dog as My Doctor, Cat as My Nurse not only reveals how our pets are some of the most powerful allies we will ever have to transform our lives for the better, it has a playful side too. Each chapter begins with a thought-provoking quote and is highlighted with whimsical illustrations that are sure to make you smile. At the end of every chapter, you will also find a Pawsitive Prescription from the esteemed offices of Nurse Kitty Wiskas and Dr. Harry Friend. These contain short actionable steps to help you practice what you are learning. And when you finish your book, you’ll be provided a link for a photo gallery to see exclusive images of the author’s life, and meet all of the humans and animals who contributed to this book. In an age when most of us will suffer from a preventable chronic illness, Dog as My Doctor, Cat as My Nurse gently opens our eyes’, to the untapped potential of the animal-human bond. Join the growing movement of animal lovers who have embraced the healing wisdom of their pets. Pick up your copy now and get ready to embark on a one-of-a-kind pet-inspired journey towards a healthier, happier, and more extraordinary life.

Download or read book Monster Fart Wars written by A. M. Shah and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.

Download or read book The Great Poop War written by Ranjit Lal and published by Red Panda. This book was released on with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: About the Book A FUNNY, WHODUNIT MYSTERY, SET AMIDST THE GREAT POOP WAR, WITH WARRING CATS, DOGS AND RESIDENTS. Things are heating up at Sparkling Apartments. The cleanliness measures taken during COVID-19 had won it the ‘Cleanest Cooperative Housing Society Award’ in Delhi for four years running. That position is now under serious threat. The trouble starts one clear morning when RWA President Gangajal Badrinathji steps into a steamy, stinky pile of poop with his spanking new designer sneakers. Instant uproar! Within minutes, the dog owners and cat lovers are at war. The burning question is … whodunit? Or rather who-doo-doo-it? A dog, a cat or someone else? As tempers rise, best friends Parvati and Bharat set out to unmask the culprit and save their pets. Mortal enemies though they are, the dogs and cats come together to help figure out how to go about the whole fiasco. Follow their war of words and wits, and poop of course, in this outrageously funny whodunit mystery by Ranjit Lal, wonderfully set off by Ambika Karandikar’s light-hearted illustrations.