Download or read book Inside Melania written by Lauren LoGiudice and published by . This book was released on 2020-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Don't listen to a words that she say." - XO MelaniaWas Melania Trump only a model? What is she thinking when she stares lifelessly at her husband? Does she regret her decision to become a trophy piece for a misogynistic buffoon? These are just some of the questions that are not definitely answered in this collection of humorous essays.After three years impersonating Melania Trump, actor and comedian Lauren LoGiudice is telling you everything she overheard while living in her skin. Like a regular sleuth LoGiudice gathered together all of the "actor hunches" that Melania's spirit whispered in her ear throughout their time together and typed them up for you to enjoy. She lifts the veil of mystery around the First Lady and goes right for the jewel-encrusted jugular.In Inside Melania you'll laugh through the scary-but-real to the absurd as "Melania" fills in the blanks of her mysterious past with diary entries and newspaper articles, reimagines Grimm Fairy Tales and A Christmas Carole as allegories for her present position, unveils the subtexts of her Tweets and the secret non-meanings of her outfits, and, most importantly, reveals her secret rap fetish and Andrew Dice Clay impression. If you're frustrated by the current political climate and need a laugh than this will be your welcome reprieve.

Download or read book The Unplanned Life written by Roger Badesch and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It seems nothing about the life of Roger Badesch has been planned. Nearly killed as a child when he was run over by a VW minibus, losing his older brother to a drunk driver, surviving an invasive cancer, getting stuck in a blizzard, and winning an Emmy award are just some of the life-changing stories you'll share with him.His story-telling may bring a tear to your eyes, a smile to your face, and you might even shake your head in disbelief at his stupidity, but The Unplanned Life will also make you examine your life in a new light.

Download or read book Close Encounters of a Chicago Kind written by Vicki Quade and published by . This book was released on 2020-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For years, Chicagoan Vicki Quade has been telling stories as a journalist, playwright, theater producer, and performer. So it's not surprising she has a way of connecting with quirky characters during mundane, everyday occurrences. Close Encounters of a Chicago Kind is a compilation of those stories, examining the lives that brush past her on city streets, in banks, at the grocery store or in restaurants. With a sharp wit and empathetic skill, Quade colorfully recreates brief scenarios that range from the comic to the bizarre to the dangerous - and all are unique to the spirit of the Windy City.

Download or read book The Most Beautiful Place in Hell written by William Mansfield and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Most Beautiful Place In Hell is a memoir about bullying that the author suffered during his early adolescence, in the mid-1970s. It describes physical, verbal, and emotional abuse, which adults were often unaware of. The book chronicles Mansfield's young adulthood and his early relationships, which were often troubled and were influenced by his bullying experience. The long term impacts of bullying are emphasized, as well as the continued prevalence of bullying in the present day. There is a dialogue about bullying today which did not exist when the author grew up. The author's sincere hope is that this memoir can make a positive contribution to that dialogue.

Download or read book Everycubever 2020 Edition written by Rick Kaempfer and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What will you find in the pages of everycubever?*Mini-bios of every player who ever wore the uniform between 1871-2018 plus bonus bios of Cubs managers, owners, broadcasters and more.*Stories about Cubs who served in every war since the Civil War.*Notes about players who were wearing the Cubs uniform on days of historical significance.*Stories of Cubs who achieved greatness and heroism off the field, including those who became movie stars, titans of industry, life savers, and even a few who served in political office.*Stories of those who received unwanted notoriety, including shooting victims, murderers, kidnappers, racists, burglars, thieves, and political criminals.*Tragic tales, uplifting tales, and hilarious baseball stories.*Spotlights on everyone from Hall of Famers to the guys who made it to the big leagues for just one cup of coffee.Compiled over the last decade by the editor-in-chief of the website Just One Bad Century (www.justonebadcentury.com) , this is the most Cubrehensive look ever at the men who wore Cubbie Blue. Author Rick Kaempfer has been a Cubs fan since 1968 and has seen hundreds of games at Wrigley Field, but has lived an otherwise normal and relatively defensible life.

Download or read book Mob Adjacent written by Jeffrey Gentile and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brothers Jeffrey Gentile and Michael Gentile, Jr. recount their childhood in the Chicago suburbs, growing up amidst their family's social ties with some of the era's legendary mob figures.

Download or read book The Greatest Escape written by Lou Macaluso and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-31 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Danger and adventure abound as a group of senior citizens escape through the Berlin Wall to freedom"--

Download or read book The Musical Adventures of Grace Winter written by Kenneth E. Korber and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2017-01-12 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Musical Adventures series represents one of four seasonal stories, where a grace note is transformed into a little girl who, then, goes on to make new musical friends. Throughout Grace's adventures, she, and her crew, learn about the magical things that happen when you create, play instruments, sing, and listen to all kinds of music.

Download or read book Kicking Through the Ashes written by Ritch Shydner and published by . This book was released on 2018-06 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian Ritch Shydner is one of America's funniest and most enduring stand-up comics, a wry observer of life around him and a survivor of the 1980s comedy boom. Besides becoming a comic's comic over the decades, he has starred on television's "Married With Children" and won awards for his writing as a member of the "Roseanne" staff. The book's introduction is by Bill Maher, host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher." Dozens of photos and index!

Download or read book Behind the Glass written by Randy Merkin and published by . This book was released on 2021-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Grun Weiss Vor written by Rick Kaempfer and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1956 a few German-speaking immigrants founded a soccer club on the north side of Chicago. They called it S.C. Grün Weiss. This humble group of eighteen young men had no way of knowing that the club would eventually serve thousands of members, field hundreds of teams, win scores of division, city and state titles, send numerous players into the professional ranks, and enshrine more than a dozen members into the Illinois Soccer Hall of Fame. This book tells the tale of that proud 60-year journey, and features more than 170 classic photographs of the Green White family throughout the years.

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Download or read book Hugh Hefner s First Funeral and Other True Tales of Love and Death in Chicago written by Pat Colander and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pat Colander was a writer for The Reader and The Chicago Tribune in the 1970s and 1980s, and covered some of the most offbeat stories during that time. Seven of those tales of love and death in Chicago are featured in this incredible book.Featuring a beautiful cover photograph from Barry Butler and memorable illustrations from artist Dave Mosele, Hugh Hefner's First Funeral and other True Tales of Love and Death in Chicago is a gritty trip into Chicago's past. Before the last page is devoured, the reader will track the Tylenol killer(s), get inside the mind of a tortured artist, meet the woman behind the women at Playboy Magazine, follow along with a shocking murder trial, spend time with a legendary Chicago attorney, and tour the old Cook County morgue.Hugh Hefner's First Funeral and other True Tales of Love and Death in Chicago is shocking, gruesome, and gritty, and will remain in your heart and mind long after you finish reading the final page.

Download or read book Papa Bear written by Jeff Davis and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 2004-11-21 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first truly comprehensive biography on George Halas, the father of professional football The founder of the National Football League and father of the Chicago Bears, George Halas single-handedly changed the way Americans spend their Sundays. Papa Bear tells the incredible story of how one man grabbed an outlaw game by the throat, shook it up, and made it into the richest and most popular spectator sport on the planet. Nearly 20 years after his death, Halas remains one of the towering figures of professional sports--rivaling the legendary Vince Lombardi--yet there has never been an authoritative biography published about this great American success story. At last, Papa Bear fills that gap. Written with unprecedented access to Halas's family, his closest friends, and associates, this thoroughly researched account includes exclusive interviews and a treasure trove of never-published archival materials on the Hall of Famer and his enduring legacy.

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Download or read book Nose Over Toes written by Janet Sutherland and published by . This book was released on 2019-03 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about former Chicago radio reporter, Janet Sutherland who had been taking four aspirin four months straight in 2004, while working at a Columbus, Ohio radio station as an advertising sales rep. Sutherland left work early to walk her dog Bogie after a grueling day knocking door to door selling radio ads and was struck with the worst headache of her life. Sutherland suffered a ruptured brain aneurysm. One in 50 people currently have a brain aneurysm and do not know it. Sutherland miraculously recovered and felt her story would save lives and provide hope to survivors. NOSE OVER TOES tells the story her recovery and includes research from The Brain Aneurysm Foundation.That day, March 22, 2004, friends and family sat at Janet's bedside, she was given 3 percent chance to live. For weeks her co-workers raised money for her family, joined her battle, and prayed she would survive. After spending years in rehabilitation, Sutherland wrote two bills to promote the disease around the Midwest, she now speaks regularly on Chicago radio stations and on TV about her brain aneurysm experience.

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