Download or read book Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds written by Deuce Flanagan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the fascinating facts and riveting stories of the world beneath your toilet in this fully illustrated bathroom reader for adults. Every day, Americans produce hundreds of millions of pounds of poop. In New York City alone, the weight of poop-based sludge produced each day is around 1,200 tons—the equivalent of 200 African elephants. So unbuckle your trousers and pull up a toilet seat; this book is going to push open the lavatory door and answer these fascinating mysteries of poop: • Where does poop go when you flush? • What’s the secret genius below an outhouse? • Are you eating food grown in your own poop? • Can you ride a poop-powered bus? • Was there really a flush toilet 5,000 years ago? • What is the future of poop?
Download or read book Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year written by Deuce Flanagan and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2010-07-20 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents fascinating, unusual, and gross facts about excrement.
Download or read book Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year written by Deuce Flanagan and published by ReadHowYouWant. This book was released on 2010-09 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The average American weighs 175 pounds. But at a bit over one pound per day, every day of the year, that one person produces an annual output over twice their body weight! That lovely bit of math is merely the title of this book - the inside pages of Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year go even further, overflowing with amazing facts, fascinating trivia, and amusing stories. Looking as cute and cuddly as a kid's book, its pages burst with colorful illustrations, but this is adult material. The perfect addition to any bathroom, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year is both decorative and an entertaining read for those critical minutes spent sitting on the throne. This cavalcade of poop trivia answers such burning questions as: "Can poop be set on fire?" and "What does whale poop look like?" It also drops a ton of trivia, like reports that John Wayne had nearly 40 pounds of unprocessed fecal material in his body when he died, cow droppings are being processed into fiberboard-like furniture, and the White House now has 35 toilets but had exactly zero when it first opened.
Download or read book Everybody Poops written by Veritas Schmitt and published by . This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Everybody Poops written by Justine Avery and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Everyone Poops written by Taro Gomi and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.
Download or read book You Poop Here written by Paul Meisel and published by Holiday House. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Potty time fun! Elephant poops on the grass. Fish poops in the water. Snake poops on the sand. Where do you poop? You poop here! In a potty, of course! Fun pictures of animals--an ant, an alligator, a bat, and more--make this a perfect potty training book--and more! It's especially appropriate for inquisitive, science-minded toddlers and preschoolers who are curious about how their bodies work. With an author's note about "What is poop?" and fun facts about the animals featured in this book.
Download or read book Kama Pootra written by Daniel Cole Young and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-05-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Download or read book Everybody Poops in Their Pants written by Jason Criddle and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is a plague sweeping across the country that no one wants to talk about... and that is the sheer number of stinky drawers we have to trash because we had a doo doo butter explosion in our pants. Sure, everybody poops... but at least once in a lifetime, everyone poops in their pants too. Enjoy the stories and the poop activities... share with your kids if you want to, but remember, this book is intended for MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. Get the special hardcover edition right here: http: //www.lulu.com/content/hardcover-book/everybody-poops-in-their-pants/17310864
Download or read book Everybody Poops written by Koo Koo Kanga Roo (Musical group) and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Bathroom reading material is an extremely important fixture for any good lavatory. We’ve got the perfect sing-a-long book that will look good next to any toilet: Everybody Poops! Whether you’re dropping a deuce or just relaxing on the throne, “Everybody Poops” will ensure that you feel no shame about this totally normal body function. The book features wonderfully beautiful and disgusting illustration by Mel McBee. It's the words to the song, so you can sing or read along. Hardcover. Full cover. 8' by 10' and 28 pages long. Good for all ages."--
Download or read book Poop Happened written by Sarah Albee and published by Walker Childrens. This book was released on 2010-05-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did lead pipescause the fall of the Roman Empire? How many toilets were in theaverage Egyptian pyramid? How did a knight wearing fiftypounds of armor go to thebathroom? Was poor hygiene thelast strawbefore the French Revolution? DidThomas Crapper really inventthe modern toilet? How doastronauts goin space? History finally comes out of thewater-closet inthis exploration of how people's need to relieve themselves shapedhumandevelopment from ancient times to the present. Throughout time, themostsuccessful civilizations were the ones who realized thateveryone poops, and theyhad better figure out how to get rid of it! From the world's firstflushing toiletinvented by ancient Minoan plumbers to castle moats in the middle agesthatused more than just water to repel enemies, Sarah Albee traces humancivilization using one revolting yet fascinating theme. A blend of historical photos and humorous illustrationsbring the answers to these questions and more to life, plus extra-grosssidebar information adds to the potty humor. This is bathroom readingkids, teachers,librarians, and parents won't be able to put down!
Download or read book Let s Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Download or read book Everyone poops written by Tarō Gomi and published by . This book was released on 1977 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Dung for Dinner written by Christine Virnig and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the stomach-churning truth about the animal poop, pee, vomit, and secretions that humans have eaten throughout history—and sometimes still do—in Christine Virnig's laugh-out-loud middle-grade nonfiction debut. Dung for Dinner is illustrated by Korwin Briggs. From Roman charioteers scarfing wild boar dung to astronauts guzzling their own pee to today's kids spreading insect vomit on their toast, this humorous compendium is chock-full of history, science, and fascinatingly gross facts. Bug secretions coating your candy corn? Rodent poop in your popcorn? Physicians tasting their patients' pee? It’s deliciously disgusting! *SCBWI Golden Kite Award Finalist for Older Nonfiction
Download or read book Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo written by John James and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-11 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: Poo jokes Poo fact Word finder Sudoku Mazes Dot to dot Poop checklist Pocket size (6x9 in) book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen!
Download or read book Never Get a Real Job written by Scott Gerber and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2010-12-07 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Young serial entrepreneur Scott Gerber is not the product of a wealthy family or storied entrepreneurial heritage. Nor is he the outcome of a traditional business school education or a corporate executive turned entrepreneur. Rather, he is a hard-working, self-taught 26-year-old hustler, rainmaker, and bootstrapper who has survived and thrived despite never having held the proverbial "real” job. In Never Get a "Real" Job: How to Dump Your Boss, Build a Business, and Not Go Broke, Gerber challenges the social conventions behind the "real" job and empowers young people to take control of their lives and dump their nine-to-fives—or their quest to attain them. Drawing upon case studies, experiences, and observations, Scott dissects failures, shares hard-learned lessons, and presents practical, affordable, and systematic action steps to building, managing, and marketing a successful business on a shoestring budget. The proven, no-b.s. methodology presented in Never Get a "Real" Job teaches unemployed and underemployed Gen-Yers, aspiring small business owners, students, and recent college graduates how to quit 9-to-5s, become their own bosses, and achieve financial independence.
Download or read book Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo written by John James and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-11 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: Poo jokes Poo fact Word finder Sudoku Mazes Dot to dot Poop checklist Pocket size (6x9 in) book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen!
