Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Download or read book Stop the Dad Jokes written by Adrian Beck and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Download or read book Dad Jokes for Kids written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Download or read book Dad Jokes for New Dads written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Fanton Publishers and published by Antony Mwau. This book was released on 2019-01-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Strengthen the bond you have with your kids with the weird, corny and dorky jokes and puns in this book! If you are looking for a way to spice up your relationship with your kids, then this book has got you covered with its over 600 jokes and puns that will leave your kids (of different ages) laughing, grinning, confused and looking forward for more. With the collection of dad jokes in this book, you can be sure that you won't be short of options! For easy reading, I have categorized the jokes into different categories so you can be sure to find jokes that are appropriate for different situations. More precisely, you will find: Every day, typical and most random dad jokes Dorkiest dad jokes/pun Holiday dad jokes and pun Weirdest and worst jokes and pun by dads Over the top dad jokes Utterly embarrassing pun and jokes by dads And much, much more!
Download or read book All New Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE SECOND COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKES All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 8 million across Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 40 million followers. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.
Download or read book 1000 Dad Jokes The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Download or read book My Dad s Jokes Are Very Terribly Awfully Painfully Bad written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).
Download or read book Embarrassing Dad Jokes written by T. C. Sondersted and published by T. C. Sondersted. This book was released on 2023-07-20 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh Out Loud with 200 of the Most Hilarious Short Dad Jokes! Brace yourself for some serious cringing, laughing, and eye-rolling with "Embarrassing Dad Jokes". This ebook collection of 200 short and family-friendly jokes has been carefully handpicked to have you both groaning and grinning from ear to ear in no time. Are you a fan of dad puns, hilarious dad jokes, worst dad jokes, or perhaps the best dad jokes out there? No matter what kind of dad humor tickles your funny bone, this ebook of short dad jokes has got you covered. With both the timeless classic puns and the funniest dad jokes of 2023, you'll have plenty of material to get you through Father's Day, birthdays, or any day that needs a little cheesiness. Inside this ebook you'll find: - 200 assorted short dad jokes to keep you and your loved ones entertained for hours - Family-friendly humor that's appropriate for all ages. - Fun and easy to read - perfect for killing time or getting a quick laugh - Perfect for bonding with your son, daughter, dad, husband, or wife - Short and sweet jokes that are easy to remember and share - A great and budget-friendly gift idea for any dad - Optimized for 2023 with the latest puns and jokes - Includes the absolute worst and cheesiest short dad jokes, puns and wordplays - Classic puns and hilarious jokes that are guaranteed to make the whole family laugh out loud - or at least groan - Unlimited laughs and groans with the classic terrible dad jokes, tested by millions of dads through many generations - A go-to joke book - ready to read on your phone or e-reader - anytime you need the funniest dad jokes fix. With the "Embarrassing Dad Jokes" Ebook, you will also be able to: - Cultivate your ability to welcome improvisation and forge connections fearlessly - Discover the delight of life's simple joys and learn invaluable lessons in storytelling - Embarrass your children in public. So why not add some terrible dad jokes to your collection and take your dadjoke game to the next level? Trust me, your kids will thank you... eventually. With "Embarrassing Dad Jokes", you'll have plenty of ammunition for your next family gathering, road trip, or virtual hangout. Add this ebook to your collection today and get ready to groan, laugh, and roll your eyes at the best (and worst) dad jokes around.
Download or read book Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2015-06-04 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove. You can’t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you’ve ever heard. And we’ve gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes is an all-new collection of Dad joke favourites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh – or, more likely, a groan – with Dad. Who drives round the West Country in a camper van? Tess of the Dormobiles. What do angry mice send one another in winter? Cross-mouse cards. Word count: 30,000
Download or read book Even More Embarrassing Dad Jokes So Bad They re Actually Good written by Ian Allen and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2023-06-08 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The follow-up to Ian Allen’s uproarious Embarassing Dad Jokes, Even More Embarrassing Dad Jokes takes the ‘dad joke book’ to a new dimension!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Julian Flanders and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2024-06-01 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who supports bringing Roman numerals back into use? I for one. This excellent collection of Dad Jokes, both classic and new, is packed full of over 380 gags that will make you roll your eyes, groan, and laugh (even if you try not to). With cheesy one liners, funny puns, and plays on words there is something for every want to be comedian - or their unwitting audience. Put your comedy chops to the test with this excellent collection and you'll soon have them rolling in the aisles... or maybe groaning... either way!
Download or read book The Little Book of Ultimate Dad Jokes written by Orange Hippo! and published by OH. This book was released on 2024-05-09 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad's Time to Shine! War. Work. Wives. Brexit. Cost of living. Cholesterol. In-laws. Lost youth. Kids. The list of things that make poor ol' Dad sad, tired and frustrated these days is growing by the minute, each one worse than the next. Dads have never been so unhappy, tired, stressed and overworked. Look at him – he looks terrible. He needs a break! While this may be terrible news for mums, grandparents and children, the return of dad jokes is the good news that all Dads needed to hear. It's packed with all the pun-tificating and funny feels Dads need to cheer them up... and get those laugh-out-loud groans they so desperately need to keep them operational. With more than 175 killer jokes (barely) contained within this tiny tome, this little book is so powerful with wholesome fatherly humour it will send the family packing to the in-laws in no time, just as Dad deserves. Job done. You're welcome. Why should you never trust stairs? Because they're always up to something.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember—you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more! These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road.
