Download or read book Elves Can t Kick written by Robert Skead and published by . This book was released on 2005-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sebastian, an elf, and his friends find themselves in New York City trying help a losing-streak soccer team win a match after the team's owner steals Mrs. Claus's baking recipes.

Download or read book Elves Can t Tackle written by Robert Skead and published by . This book was released on 2004-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sebastian and the gang are on a mission to give Jack Fabulous, professional football's most famous quarterback, a little Christmas spirit. In the process, Sebastian ends up on the team for the Christmas Eve "Sandwich Bowl" game. But there is a large problem; Sebastian is an elf -- and elves can't tackle!

Download or read book Me My Elf I written by Heather Swain and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-06-11 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's not often you see an elf in the middle of Brooklyn, let alone a tall, blond, gorgeous elf in the middle of one of the most prestigious performing arts high schools in the country. And yet, that's just where Zephyr Addler finds herself: smack dab in the middle of a bustling New York City school, worlds away from the secluded woodland community she knows so well. But Zephyr knows that she has to figure out how to live in the world. And dress in the world. Thanks to a little friendly advice from her new friend Mercedes, Zephyr starts to get the hang of Brooklyn. That is, until Zephyr snags a role in a commercial, beating out the most popular girl in school, Bella Dartagnan. Now with Bella and her friends out to get her, can Zephyr out-maneuver the mean girls (and catch the eye of a certain cute boy) without losing herself?

Download or read book Elves Can t Dunk written by Robert Skead and published by . This book was released on 2024-04-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He had a dream--to play in the NBA. Only there was one small problem... he was an elf. And elves can't dunk!

Download or read book The Laughbox written by Julia Kent and published by Julia Kent. This book was released on 2022-06-21 with total page 1792 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Laughbox contains SIX full-length novels so you can start all of New York Times bestselling romantic comedy author Julia Kent’s series, plus get an ALL NEW NOVELLA you can’t find anywhere else. Get a taste of billionaires, small towns, rock stars, office romance, secret bosses, second chances, first crushes, enemies-to-lovers, friends-to-lovers, and so much more. Each series is wildly different from the others, with varying heat levels, different hijinks, but always, always - a heartwarming world you want to live in, with heroes who make you swoon and heroines who make you laugh - and cheer on in their quests for happily-ever-after endings. This boxed set includes: Shopping for a Billionaire (a New York Times bestseller) Fluffy (a USA Today bestseller) Love You Wrong Random Acts of Crazy (a New York Times bestseller) In Your Dreams Maliciously Obedient (a USA Today bestseller) and an ALL NEW novella, Shopping for a Billionaire’s Anniversary, featuring Declan and Shannon from Shopping for a Billionaire, as they celebrate their anniversary with affection, heat, and a hilarious set of awkward mishaps that still manage to be conquered by love. Sink into seven fun stories that leave you with all the feels, loads of laughs, and strange looks from people around you as you read, giggle, and fall in love. Note: each of these are series starters. Some are standalones (Fluffy), others end with the main characters together but with more books in the series as I follow their relationship (Shopping for a Billionaire, Random Acts of Crazy), others are prequels (Love You Wrong, In Your Dreams), while Maliciously Obedient has a cliffhanger. Full, up-front transparency for readers.

Download or read book Wyvern Ways and Elven Magic written by Bailey Bradford and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FROM BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF LGBTQ+ ROMANCE BAILEY BRADFORD Book two in the Fire & Flutter series Take one magic-sensitive wyvern shifter, one horny royal-adjacent elf...and stand well back. Brick's a wyvern shifter, but not wily or skilled in diplomacy like wyvern shifters should be. Instead, he's big and brawny and slower than the rest of his family—the ruling family. Worse, he doesn't fare well around magic, so being in the elf kingdom for the royal wedding celebrations is one big nosebleed. Literally. Jagger's an elf. A royal-adjacent one, whose family have been chancellors and councilors to the king for centuries. It must have skipped a generation, however, as Jagger's more interested in drinking and seducing his way through the kingdom. Well, everyone wants to know if it's true what they say about elves, right? Spoiler—it is. When Brick discovers he's being handed over as part of the wyvern-elf alliance treaty, he fumes and decides to cut ties with his family to make his own way in the world. But first, he has to find his way out of the elf kingdom. Asking at the tavern for an elf to show him the way, he's taken to a room where a naked Jagger is lounging on a four-poster bed. And that's just the beginning of their dangerous, crazy and sexy adventure...

Download or read book The Pariahs Elfholme written by David Adams and published by David Adams. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two sellswords, one transformed into goat and the other deprived of her spells and vanity in equal measure, escape the clutches of officious bureaucrats. But a sea voyage, hastily pre-pared, is the least of their troubles; turning Kozog back into a half-orc is going to take powerful magic beyond Brea’s skill, and the claws of the abyssal terrors have a longer reach than either of them anticipated… A novella set in Drathari, the world of Ren of Atikala. Part three of the The Pariahs series.

Download or read book Goblin Slayer Vol 2 light novel written by Kumo Kagyu and published by Yen Press LLC. This book was released on 2017-04-18 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Goblins are the weakest of the monsters, with only numbers in their favor. No warrior would dedicate himself to their eradication--except for Goblin Slayer. As his reputation spreads, a quest comes from none other than the Supreme God's own archbishop--Sword Maiden, the Gold-ranked adventurer renowned for defeating a Demon Lord. The former hero brings a report of goblins beneath the flourishing, peaceful water town, followed by a plea for Goblin Slayer and his companions to investigate, since no one else will. Searching the catacombs beneath the town, though, the party discovers that the trouble runs far deeper than any of them realized. How are all these goblins entering the city? And why is Sword Maiden so desperate...?

Download or read book The Forgotten Legacies written by Lucas Stringer and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2023-08-28 with total page 636 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: About the Book For a recorded five thousand years, the Seven Great Gods have aided Mankind, Elves, and Mages in the fight against the Dark God. For one hundred and twenty-five years, they have remained silent. Now, in an age when the Known World is divided by greed, mistrust, and existential dread, the threads of fate slowly bind the destinies of seven men and women together. For a war that has remained latent for generations hence is about to reach its zenith... About the Author Lucas Stringer has long been in love with epic tales of adventure and heroism. One day, he decided that he should add his voice to the wider chorus of bards and orators with this debut novel. He lives in the pride and glory of the Midwest, Michigan.

Download or read book The Tess Noncoir Chronicles Volume II written by P. R. Frost and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-12-02 with total page 722 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tess Noncoiré is a successful fantasy writer. But she has another career as well, trained by the Sisterhood of the Celestial Blade Warriors to fight demonic incursions into our world. In Faery Moon, Tess visits Las Vegas with her mother for a writers' conference and a relaxing vacation. However, when she attends a flashy performance on the infamous Strip, Tess discovers that the "winged" dancers are actually faeries, held captive by the casino. Tess and her sidekick imp, Scrap, must try to save the faeries and help return them to their own dimension. In Forest Moon Rising, Tess is forced to make a deadly deal with supernatural beings, trading her own future dreams for the safety of those she love. She must also hunt down a dangerous demonic intruder from another dimension - a task she can't face alone. Tess turns to several unexpected allies, including two men she swore she'd have nothing more to do with...

Download or read book Barry Ruffles written by Chris Whyatt and published by Chris Whyatt. This book was released on with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous retelling for a different generation. Who is Phil Osafa? What is it that The Dissentry of Magic actually do? How do you persuade your (drinking, gambling, thieving) weenix to behave like a respectable owl? What is ditchwitch? And why can't girls play? How do you tame the tiny, ugly, vicious - yet strangely desirable - guardian on the third floor? The answers are waiting inside this clever little file of fluid locations... Barry's uncles, Vermont and Patrice, are petrified of all things magical (they don't mind the tax avoidance part so much) and try everything to stop him from taking his rightful place at Pigsnorts School of Wizardry, Witchery, and Judicial Evasion. With the help of wild, magical giant, Rumorous Haggard, he begins to learn of a world beyond Muddledom. New friends, Don Wheezeasy, Penelope Perfect, and Hermainly Grunger join him, lifting his spirits (Breville Shortass being more of a dampener) and an incredible adventure is about to begin!

Download or read book Christmas Carol the Shimmering Elf written by Robert L. Fouch and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The battle for Christmas, and the world itself, is about to begin. When Christmas Carol, a Defender of Claus, is suddenly yanked into a portal by her Elven grandmother, she doesn’t immediately understand what’s happening. But all becomes clear when she and the Ancient One emerge on the other side of the portal in what’s supposed to be the North Pole: everything’s changed. Carol’s father is gone. The Defenders of Claus don’t exist. The Elf kingdom has been destroyed. And Santa’s a broken shell of himself. The jolly world Carol knew has turned into a terrifying place, where the magic of Christmas has been eliminated and everyone lives in fear of the all-powerful Supreme Leader. Someone has traveled back in time to change history, and Carol’s pretty sure she knows the culprit. Carol and her grandmother, with the help of two ragged boys who have lost everything in the rebellion against the Supreme Leader, track down the only Elf capable of helping their enemy travel through time. The bitter, shimmering creature reluctantly agrees to send Carol back, and she lands in the mid-1800s, when Santa was just getting started and the very first Defender of Claus was found. She must protect Santa and the original Defender and undo the damage her enemy has done or risk returning to a present day that has never known Christmas.

Download or read book The Elf Archive Book Two of The Magi Charter written by Jordan David and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2012-04-30 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Elf Archive: It has been nearly five years since Noel Night became head of the new Historical department of the North Pole. The summer solstice brings the start of the Reindeer Games, in which Noel and Spices will be teaming up to compete in one of the events. Santa Nicolas has decided to plunge into the dating game in hopes of finding a Mrs. Claus, with adventurous results. Mistletoe Green continues to plot and interfere from behind the scenes, but for what purpose is still not clear… The North Pole complex is as ancient as its mysteries, some of which are coming to light. Noel will need to solve the secret of a lost library as well as his own human past in order to thwart those who do not wish the elves to regain too much freedom… About the series: For over two thousand years the legend of Santa Claus has endured. His is a mission of peace as outlined in the Magi Charter, given to the first Santa by the Child. From humble beginnings following that First Christmas the Santa lineage has been passed down through the ages. This historical sci/fi adventure tells the story of those Santas from the founding of the North Pole and the origin of the ancient elves, to our modern times where the world’s problems effect even those in the secluded complex of the North, and concluding in the distant future which finds Santa and the elves committed to their mission on a galactic scale where Christmas traditions are barely recognizable. In every era those committed to the Mission must find a way to deliver that which is needed most to those most deserving.

Download or read book The Children s Book written by Frances Hodgson Burnett and published by . This book was released on 1915 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Music to My Sorrow written by Mercedes Lackey and published by Baen Publishing Enterprises. This book was released on 2005-08-01 with total page 478 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eric Banyon, also known as Bedlam's Bard, managed to rescue his young brother Magnus from what seemed to be a killer demon (in Mad Maudlin), but now he must rescue Magnus again, this time from their tyrannical parents. Eric does not look forward to the battle, but is confident he can gain custody. His financial sources are virtually unlimited, his friend Ria Llewellyn heads the most high-powered law firm in New York, and in a pinch he and his friends can use to magic powers, even flummoxing a DNA test, it comes to that. What Eric does not know is that his parents are allied with the evangelist Billy Fairchild, who himself is a tool of the evil Unseleighe elves, who feed off human sorrow and suffering. Fairchild specializes in getting "bad" children to shape up, which is accomplished by letting a soulsucker¾malevolent creature from the elf world¾drain the victim of all talent, creativity, and will, leaving an obedient zombie husk behind. If Magnus and his friend Ace, who is also on the run from her twisted parents, fall into Fairchild's hands, they will join the Unseleighe's zombie ranks. And Eric's bardic magic may not be enough to save them. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).

Download or read book The Hand of Chaos written by Margaret Weis and published by Spectra. This book was released on 2009-05-20 with total page 497 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chaos is everywhere as the Lord of the Nexus orders his servant Haplo and the human child known as Bane to further their master's work on Arianus, the realm of air. But their one time companion Alfred has been cast into the deadly Labyrinth. And somehow the assassin Hugh the Hand has been resurrected to complete his dark mission. More important, the evil force that Haplo and Alfred discovered on Arianus has escaped. As Haplo's doubts about his master grow deeper, he must decide whether to obey the Lord of the Nexus or betray the powerful Patryn...and endeavor to bring peace to the universe.

Download or read book Repo Elf written by Tom Sims and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2016-09-30 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Travis Johnson is no ordinary kid. He has caught one of Santas elves in the act of stealing back a gift! Honcho is no ordinary elf. He leads the special squad that take back gifts from naughty children who were only pretending to be nice. Now Santa must step in to resolve the situation. Can Santa forgive Travis? Will Travis get a second chance to do good? Repo Elf is a cautionary tale more for bigger kids and grown-ups than little kids. But everyone can learn something from this story of an elf seeking justice and a kids personal road to redemption.