Download or read book One Hundred and One Elephant Jokes written by Robert Blake and published by Scholastic. This book was released on 1992 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The World s Worst Elephant Jokes written by Len Weinrib and published by Price Stern Sloan. This book was released on 1989 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book Elephant Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-20 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Elephant Jokes Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious elephant jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest elephant jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and elephant jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny elephant jokes! WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of elephant jokes is extremely hilarious! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: How do you know peanuts are fattening? A: Have you ever seen a skinny elephant? HAHA! Q: Why do elephants eat raw food? A: Because they don't know how to cook! HAHA! Q: What do you give an elephant that can't sleep? A: Trunkquilizers! HAHA! Q: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse? A: Try picking them up! HAHA! Q: What's grey, has a wand, huge wings, and gives money to elephants? A: The tusk fairy! 100+ funny and hilarious elephant jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your elephant friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of elephant jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about elephants will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your trunk on a copy today!
Download or read book Jokelopedia written by Eva Blank and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2013-04-23 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.
Download or read book Elephant Joke Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-19 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Elephant Joke Book has over 200 jokes about elephants and lots of other animals, making it a great animal jokes book. These silly jokes are clean and great for kids and teens of all ages as well as adults. They will make everyone laugh and bring lots of entertainment. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Download or read book Dad Jokes for Kids written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
Download or read book Elmo and Ernie s Joke Book written by Naomi Kleinberg and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elmo, Ernie, and their Sesame Street friends share elephant, fish, and knock-knock jokes. On board pages.
Download or read book Dinosaur Jokes written by and published by Children's Press. This book was released on 1988 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.
Download or read book Why Do Elephants Wear Purple Suspenders written by Judy Ziegler and published by Smithmark Publishers. This book was released on 1991 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Each side-splitting joke is colorfully illustrated with the funniest animals around.
Download or read book Ha Ha Ha written by and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 350 ways to make you laugh! This brilliant collection of jokes combines the best knock-knock jokes, the silliest animal jokes and the most hilarious elephant jokes around. With a black-and-white illustration for every joke, this collection is sure to entertain every reader.
Download or read book Jokes and Their Relations written by Elliott Oring and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2017-07-05 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Almost everyone tells and appreciates jokes. Yet the nature of jokes has proved elusive. When asked what they really mean, people tend to laugh off the question, dismissing jokes as meaningless or too obvious to require explanation. Of those who have seriously sought to understand humor, most have explained jokes as expressions of aggression- a socially acceptable way of showing contempt and displaying superiority. Elliott Oring offers a fresh perspective on jokes and related forms of humor. Criticizing and modifying traditional concepts and methods of analysis, he delineates an approach that can explain the peculiarities of a wide variety of humorous expression. Written in an accessible and engaging style, Jokes and Their Relations will appeal to anyone who has ever wondered how jokes work and what they mean. Humor, Oring argues, depends upon the perception of an appropriate incongruity. The first step in understanding a joke, anecdote, or comic song is to unravel this incongruity. The second step is to locate the incongruity within particular individual, social, or cultural contexts. To understand the meaning of a joke, one must know something of its tellers, the social and historical circumstances of its telling, and its relation to a wider repertoire of expression.
Download or read book Peanut the Elephant written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-05 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reading Made Fun! Follow the adventures of Peanut the Elephant and her friends at the zoo! Peanut is a very happy elephant and she has lots of playful and adorable friends. This is an excellent storybook for early readers, reading aloud at home, and as a bedtime story. 5 fun short stories for kids Includes funny elephant jokes for kids Perfect for a bedtime story for kids Excellent for early and beginner readers Also includes fun mazes and a coloring book This book is great for quick bedtime story or to be read aloud with friends and family! Fun for the entire family! Kids and children can practice their reading skills or have a parent read it aloud. These special stories includes lessons and morals about about caring and love. Story & Activity List: Peanut the Elephant Peanut the Elephant Plays with Harry the Hippo Peanut the Elephant Makes Friends with Bobby the Bear Peanut the Elephant Plays a Joke on Spotty Cheetah Peanut the Elephant and a Bag Full of Peanuts Funny Elephant Jokes Mazes and puzzles Coloring Book Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to spend some quality time with your child!
Download or read book 107 3 4 Elephant Jokes written by Jack Stokes and published by Doubleday Books. This book was released on 1979 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Answers such significant questions about elephants as "How can you tell if an elephant used your toothbrush?" and "Why don't elephants wear bikinis?"
Download or read book Do You Really Want to Meet an Elephant written by Cari Meister and published by Amicus Ink. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Six new titles in this popular narrative nonfiction adventure series feature animals from the ocean to Africa to Australia. Child adventurers become wildlife tourists and make firsthand observations about the animals. According to Booklist, "This engaging and original take on a perennially popular subject will be a welcome addition to school and public library collections." Each title features a world range map and additional resources list for further study. A child learns about domesticated elephants and then goes on a trip to Sri Lanka to view Asian elephants in the wild.
Download or read book My Cat The Silliest Cat in the World written by Gilles Bachelet and published by Harry N. Abrams. This book was released on 2006-05-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An artist describes his "cat," who can usually be found either sleeping or eating.
Download or read book Night Zookeeper The Elephant of Tusk Temple written by Joshua Davidson and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-04 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Will journeys through a magical portal to reach a new part of the Night Zoo. In this mission, he must search for Maji the time-travelling elephant in the Tusk Temple.
