Download or read book Dungeons Dragons And Buckaroos written by Chuck Tingle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-06-16 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of years before Billings was the thriving metropolis we know today, it was a medieval kingdom a sword and sorcery; a fantastical land where dragons lurked within deep caverns, guarding troves of ice cold chocolate milk, and misplacer beasts roamed the forest as unsuspecting victims misplace their things. It is within this fantasy world that you find yourself called upon by King Rolo, a sentient twenty-sided die who's heard tale of a great role-player destined to bring peace to the kingdom. He presents you with several routes toward your destiny: like that of a ferocious warrior or a mysterious wizard. But is there yet another path lying just beyond the fourth wall? Is this fantasy realm your true reality, or is the darkness that sweeps across medieval Billings caused by your role-playing group falling apart on a nearby timeline? Will you defeat the unicorn necromancer and his army of sentient undead character sheets? Can you trust the bumblebeeholder who's buzzed into your life with a thirst for battle? The decision is yours!

Download or read book Dr Chuck Tingle s Adult Coloring and Activity Book for True Buckaroos written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-13 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know that an active mind keeps a buckaroo healthy and wise. In an effort to keep your butts and brains sharp, I have created this powerful coloring and activity book. Please enjoy these pages specifically designed to unlock your creative potential, and to put a hop in your trot as your navigate this timeline with real buckaroo love. Color this book in a way that is uniquely you, because your way is the most special and important way of all.

Download or read book Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus written by Chuck Tingle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-06-12 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who's found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet's agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration. Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel? Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities that differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated. Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real. This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

Download or read book The Tingleverse written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-02 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sporting events at the Billings Community Center are ending in angry outbursts, and in the woods nearby, sightings of The Manifested Concept Of Rage are becoming more and more frequent. Could the two be related? An entrepreneur moves to Montana and opens up a petting zoo for creatures of The Void. They claims the cages are secure, but when a big storm rolls into Billings some of the creatures escape. Was this their plan all along? Your reverse twin shows up with a mysterious box, looking for a place to stay. Strange noises are heard from the basement of the Billings Library at night. These adventures and more await you in The Tingleverse: The Official Chuck Tingle Role-Playing Game, which thrusts you directly into the middle of your very own Chuck Tingle story. This rulebook contains everything a group of buckaroos will need, including four playable types (bigfoot, dinosaur, human, and unicorn), five trots (bad boy, charmer, sneak, true buckaroo, and wizard), several unique ways, as well as hundreds of cool moves that are specially crafted for each unique play style. Within these 270+ pages you will also find various magical items and a menagerie of monsters, ranging from pesky Void crabs to this villainous Ted Cobbler himself. The only question left is: what are you waiting for? The adventure begins now!

Download or read book Dr Chuck Tingle s Complete Guide to Romance written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-06-30 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When it comes to dating, romance and all things sensual, few figures are quite as revered as Dr. Chuck Tingle; erotica author, cultural icon, and now self-help guru. As the generation's leading voice on the subject of sex, Dr. Tingle has blown the lid off of dating in modern times, revealing his hard earned tips and tricks for navigating the waters of single life and beyond. With Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance, readers now have a glimpse into the mysterious world of Tingle, covering relationship advice for all four datable creatures: Dinosaurs, unicorns, bigfeet and living objects. Chuck also provides his wisdom on unconventional relationships, like submissive, domineering, open relationships, ghost relationships and more. For readers with a culinary or wizardly bent, Chuck includes his signature recipe for spaghetti and chocolate milk, as well as a spell book geared specifically towards romance. Ladies and gentlemen, the doctor is in. Warning: This book includes graphic depictions of gay sexuality. Reader discretion is advised.

Download or read book Buttception written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-04-09 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuck Tingle, a writer who defined a generation with his sensual brand of homoerotic thriller, is back with a three-book collection that has been heralded by Death And Taxes Magazine as "a transhumanist masterpiece."What begins as the simple story of a man's true love for a gay unicorn sailor quickly evolves into something else entirely, each tale pulling farther and farther out to reveal a breathtaking glimpse at the greatest author of our time. Like a butt within a butt within butt, this trilogy will have your perception of time and space turned completely upside down in total buttception. Welcome to the future of literature.ANALLY YOURS, THE UNICORN SAILOROut for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens. The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters. But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTTKirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core... his own gay ass! POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well?

Download or read book A Pound a Day Keeps the Butt Ok written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Time is a mysterious and elusive thing, an experienced lover that's been around for a while. It's no wonder time is so alluring in all of its forms, especially the days of the week that we've all experienced our fair share of. Collected within this volume is a hardcore, erotic tale for every handsome, physically manifested day.Featuring the following gay erotic tales...MONDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTUESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWEDNESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTTHURSDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTFRIDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSATURDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTSUNDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT

Download or read book Highway To Heck written by Chuck Tingle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-09-17 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After working as a long-haul truck driver for years, the time has arrived for your final journey across the wide open American landscape. You meet with your boss, Truckman, who assigns a shipment of chocolate milk between Billings, Montana and San Diego, California. However, what he doesn't inform you of is the secret device hidden within your cargo hold, a Big Red Button that could alter the fabric of this reality forever. Now you're caught up in a race against time as the notorious devil, Ted Cobbler, does everything he can to intercept your shipment and steal The Big Red Button. In this thrilling tale of The Tingleverse, you decide which path to take. With multiple endings to discover and several consequences to face, the reader is the star of the show as you duel to make this special delivery! Will you arrive in style after a night out in Las Vegas with a sentient card counting jet plane? Will you turn the tables on a pack of rowdy jackalopes, or end up lost in the snow covered passes of Wyoming? Most importantly, will Ted Cobbler and his dark magic take your last ride down a highway to heck, or will you blaze a path to glory? The decision is yours!

Download or read book Not Pounded By Anything written by Chuck Tingle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-09 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real. But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAYWhen Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian.Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other's presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic?One thing's for sure, it's definitely not sexual; and that's okay!NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "NOT POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAY" AND THAT'S OKAYWorld famous author, Luck Dingle, needs a vacation. Taking a break from the cold of Billings, Luck travels to Hawaii only to discover that the sentient, physical manifestation of his latest book, Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay, has embarked on a similar journey.NOT POUNDED AT THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE CONSENT CAN BE GIVEN AND REVOKED AT ANY MOMENT AND THIS IS A WONDERFUL THING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTANDBlip is on the way to a white water rafting trip, but he's nervous about the adventure before it even begins. Fortunately, Blip finds himself with a wonderful and patient guide, a handsome bigfoot named Garto Grims who explains that, while the river may seem like there's only one path to take, there are actually several forks in the road, and it's always okay to stop entirely.As the attraction between Blip and Garto mounts, they suddenly find themselves locked in the heat of passion, and when Blip suddenly changes his mind about the encounter, he quickly learns that's okay!DRESSED UP HANDSOME AND NOT POUNDED BECAUSE COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENTClippo loves science fiction, fantasy and comic books, but he's never managed to make it to a convention; until now. This weekend, Clippo and his friend Jorn are headed to Tinglecon, dressed up real handsome and excited to show off their new outfits.But when someone approaches Clippo inappropriately, security is quickly called. With the T-Rex head of security as his guide, Clippo has a front row seat in observing the world of self-entitled morons who think cosplay is consent. Clippo witness's a variety of tests that prove time and time again, these idiotic men have no idea what they're talking about.NICE GUY DINOSAUR DOESN'T POUND ME IN THE BUTT BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED AND HE'S NOT ACTUALLY NICE HE'S JUST ANNOYING AND CREPPY AND DOESN'T RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES WHEN I TELL HIM WE'RE NOT ON A DATEWhen Montan learns that his local comic shop is holding a tournament for one of his favorite, old-school videogames, he desperately wants to go. Unfortunately, tickets have been sold out for a while, but when a fedora-wearing dinosaur named Prenko overhears Montan's dilemma, he offers an extra ticket.NOT POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY NEED TO PLEASE EVERYONE BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY TO GIVE BACK TO YOURSELFJoey likes to help the people around him, and he's proud of that fact, but after fainting at work from exhaustion the man begins to realize that he might be wearing himself out. Unfortunately, when the physical manifestation of Joey's need to please everyone around him shows up, things go from bad to worse.

Download or read book The Tingleverse written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-05 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This monster guide was designed to bring detail and depth to your Tingleverse game with the addition of 101 new creatures that vary greatly, each with their own unique set of traits, motivations and challenges. Featuring beasts from the depths of the endless cosmic void, like the abyssaloom (a massive, planet-like entity that bends the minds of all who gaze upon it), or voidal clowns (warped jesters driven mad after an eternity in the overwhelming darkness of The Void). Even entities as powerful as The Cosmic One make an appearance (a superhero alien who crash-landed as a child in Kansas on some timelines, but ended up raised in The Void and turning to a path of doom and destruction in The Tingleverse). Also collected within are several monsters of American folklore, like hodags, hoop snakes, mothmen, blue oxen, sinkhole sammies and lovelanders. Even strange entitles from distant timelines of reality can be found within this fiendish tome, strange and bizarre beasts like leecheetahs, moneybees, and slamwiches. One thing's for sure, you'll have no problem embarking on the adventure of a lifetime with these foes and friends waiting for you in The Tingleverse!

Download or read book Highway to Hell written by Max Brallier and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've probably read your fair share of zombie stories. But this time it's different. In a horrific cross-country road trip (or rather, suicide mission), you must overcome obstacles of every kind to save zombified America from utter collapse.

Download or read book The Tingleverse written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-18 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Tingleverse is a mysterious place, packed to the brim with awe-inspiring creatures and things. Of course, sometimes in The Tingleverse creatures and things can be one in the same! The Tingleverse: Living Object Handbook is an expansion to your Tingleverse: The Official Chuck Tingle Role-Playing Game, designed to bring some of these living objects to life and integrate them into your fantasy world. While the core rulebook explains the guidelines for creating a human, unicorn, bigfoot or dinosaur character, this expansion provides players with 18 additional living objects to choose from when building their Tingleverse avatar. Listed within are the following new types, each featuring several exclusive cool moves, unique ways and magic items that only living objects can wield: Gingerbread Them Haunted Portrait Living Bicycle Living Donut Living Guitar Living Monetary Unit (Bitcoin/Dollar/Pound) Living Television Magic Carpet Mysterious S Symbol Physical Manifestation, A Nice Afternoon Physical Manifestation, The Action Film Genre Physical Manifestation, This Game Sentient Coffin Sentient Detergent Pod Sentient Die Sentient Remote Control Sentient Tree Tingler Along with these new player options is slew of other materials to help integrate living objects into your game, including over 20 new monstrous living object-based enemies, as well as invaluable information on what it's like to eat, age, live, love and fight as a sentient thing in the world of The Tingleverse.

Download or read book Death by Halloween written by David Warkentin and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-10-21 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is Halloween, a day that used to be your favourite of the year.As a child, you counted down the days to Halloween, thrilled at the prospect of venturing out into the night in a monster's clothing and returning with a sack stuffed full with candy.As you grew through adolescence, your tastes gradually changed. You still lived in anticipation of Halloween, but you no longer cared much for its typical offerings. The costumes weren't real. The candy was too sweet.What you wanted was adventure, panic, black magic. You wanted to find yourself on a dark hilltop, shaking with fear as impossible shadows crept up the slope toward you. You wanted to see the dead sit up in their graves. You wanted to stumble through the fog trying to escape the clutches of a madman. You wanted to survive a nightmare...Death by Halloween is a 'choose-your-own-adventure' style interactive book for adults and mature teens. It features: Masterfully executed hyperlink navigation Over 100 choices Over 50 endings A gender-neutral protagonist Ghosts Ghouls Murderers Self-loathing Cannibals Demons Mutilation Scarecrows Specters Zombies Pie And much more! Please have a look at the sample to get a better idea of whether or not this book is right for you. Because this is an interactive book, the sample chapters will be out of order and not interactive. They will, nevertheless, give you a pretty good idea of what to expect.PLEASE NOTE: As mentioned above, this book has some fairly graphic scenes of violence and is intended for a somewhat mature audience.

Download or read book Escape From The Billings Mall written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's your son's birthday and you still haven't gotten him a gift. Luckily, The Billings Mall is open just a few minutes longer, and if you hurry you can find him something great. Tonight isn't like other nights at The Billings Mall, however. After a reported timeline tear out by the lake, people are on edge, wondering if this inner dimensional event is as harmless as the police would have you believe. Is this a minor rift in reality, or has a pathway been opened to the depths of the endless cosmic Void? In this science fiction and horror tale of The Tingleverse, you decide which path to take. With multiple endings to discover and several consequences to face, the reader is the star of the show as you attempt to escape from The Billings Mall! Will you befriend a beautiful velociraptor with a meta awareness that you're both just fictional characters in a books? Will you meet a terrifying reverse twin and suddenly find yourself parting with your own skin? Is the food court your best method of escape, or should you head even deeper into the mall to see what lurks in the manager's office? The decision is yours! WARNING: THIS IS A HORROR/SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL WHERE YOU MAKE THE CHOICES. IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ FRONT TO BACK.

Download or read book Chuck s Dinosaur Tinglers written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-01-30 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer. Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love. GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world's leading T-rex law firm, he's absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it quickly becomes clear that Donny's new position entails more than just legal work. Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to the term, "dinosaur bones." SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it?

Download or read book Expedition To The Frozen Lake written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-07 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a retired explorer and archeologist, you've had your share of adventure. Now it's time to let someone else spelunk into hidden caverns and push deep into mysterious jungles, while you kick back and relax at home. When a bigfoot named Noro Bibble arrives at your home pitching the expedition of a lifetime, however, you're forced to consider one last trek to The Frozen Lake. Located just north of Billings, Montana, The Frozen Lake is a strange place of perpetual cold, a mysteriously deep pool of frigid water surrounded by dark and mysterious forest. Cobbler Industries has recently started drilling the depths of this beautiful natural site, hoping to find an underground cache of flowing chocolate milk, but there are some who believe they will drill straight into the cosmic Void itself. In this thrilling tale of The Tingleverse, you decide which path to take. With multiple endings to discover and several consequences to face, the reader is the star of the show as you explore the watery depths. Will you meet the mysterious woman who floats at the bottom of the lake and speaks in a voice of crunching marbles? Will you break through meta reality in an effort to escape the Void cultists and their carnivorous leader who are camped on the shore? Will you join forces with a machete-wielding sentient apple named The Apple Trapper, or will she end up turning you into one of her delicious pies? The decision is yours! WARNING: THIS IS AN ADVENTURE/HORROR NOVEL WHERE YOU MAKE THE CHOICES. IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ FRONT TO BACK.

Download or read book Oh The Places You ll Blow An Adults Only Collection Of Sentient Location Erotica written by Chuck Tingle and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-27 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever considered how handsome a sentient, physically manifested state was? Or dreamed about traveling abroad and having a fling with some charismatic living continent? This love of locations is an erotic fantasy as old as time, and who better to bring it to life than the world's greatest author, two-time Hugo Award finalist Dr. Chuck Tingle. With Oh, The Places You'll Blow, Chuck has crafted a collection of erotic tales about the places we love to get hard in. A perfect gift for that recent college graduation in your life, or just a buckaroo on the move, this collection features the following carnal, homoerotic tales...CANADA POUNDS MY BUTT AND COVERS MY PANCAKES WITH REAL MAPLE SYRUP IN AN EROTIC WAY ALSO IT IS DELICIOUSBILLIONAIRE ELONS MUGG TAKES THE HANDSOME PLANET MARS IN HIS BUTTTHE STATE OF CALIFORNIA STALKS MY GAY BUTTHOLEPOUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYERTURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINERTHE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AUSTRALIA POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTPOUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNION