Download or read book Daisy the Dumpster Dog a Sordid Tale of Dystopian Hubris and Convenient Canine Rationalizations written by Blade Cort and published by Blade Cort. This book was released on 2022-09-21 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daisy the Dumpster Dog [FREE eBook, #satire #audiobooks #courtreform #originalism] - a Sordid Tale of Dystopian Hubris and Convenient Canine Rationalizations (But Not a Supreme Court Satire or Parody) by Blade Cort; Book 7 of 7 in the Predictable Paths series. "A Parody of Supreme Proportions! If this is the current state of legal satire, then woe be the system that engenders such drool." Daisy is enjoying a great day, anxiously awaiting the afternoon's dumpster Delights. What? Wait a second. This is where 'Rat Dog' gimps-in from nowhere and sarcastically knocks her oversized ears and stub tail, then treats her friends with equal impertinence. And that's not all. The scrawny, half-breed chihuahua demands his fair share of Delights, angering the lofty purebreds who claim first dibs over lowly mongrels like himself. Perhaps Daisy and friends should collar this impudent, irascible ingrate before he draws them into big trouble with the pedigreed perennial powers that be. Yet the sniveling rat fears nothing and is determined to tussle with the snootiest snouts in the land. Will he succeed - or get popped like the troublesome tick that he is? https://bladecort.com #satire #audiobooks #supremecourtsatire PREDICTABLE PATHS episodes, in sequential order: 1. AGENESS - A Longevity / Age Engineering Science Fiction Play on Our Imminent Ageless Dystopia ; Six Acts, Episodes -22 to -17 2. AMYGDALA HIJACK - A Genetic Engineering Sci-Fi Novel of Impending Dystopia (a Trilogy) 2.1 - Amygdala Hijack - The Waening, Part 1 of 3; Episodes 1 - 9 2.2 - Amygdala Hijack - The Warning, Part 2 of 3; Episodes 10 - 18 2.3 - Amygdala Hijack - The Wasting, Part 3 of 3, Episodes 19 - 28 3. THREE GUYS IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC BAR - A Longevity / Age Engineering and Genetic Engineering Sci-Fi Novella ; Episodes 47 - 54 4. INFINITY CURVE - Lamentations to Unseen Friends Across the Vastness of Space ; Episodes 56 - 78 5. PATH TO ENTROPY - An Apocalyptic Climax ; Episodes 79 - 93 6. SORD IN PROSPERITY - Hope Beyond the Apocalypse ; Episodes 118 - 159 7. DAISY THE DUMPSTER DOG - A Sordid Tale of Dystopian Hubris and Convenient Canine Rationalizations (But Not a Supreme Court Satire or Parody) ; Episodes 311 - 337 EPISODE TITLES Eps 311 Daisy - The animal satire begins when Daisy meets Rat Dog Eps 312 Rat Dog - The half-breed chihuahua drones on and on about himself Eps 313 Tale - Rat Dog regales Daisy with tales of his daring feat Eps 314 Tail - Daisy gives Rat Dog his official name and divulges her various monikers Eps 315 BadBoy - The sniveling rat tries to elevate himself in The Caste by tearing into poor old BadBoy Eps 316 Dug - Rat Dog again tries to worm his way to seniority by attempting to denigrate Dug Eps 317 Nemesys - A daring move is made to challenge the status quo and established social order Eps 318 Blister - In blissful ignorance, Rat Dog challenges the dystopian hierarchy of Delights Eps 319 Delights - Nemesys threatens to eliminate the tiny pest Eps 320 Suckers Eps 321 Dingo Eps 322 Fidoish Eps 323 Brainchild Eps 324 Dumpster Eps 325 Dorco Eps 326 Rescue Eps 327 Guppies Eps 328 Woof Eps 329 Afghan Eps 330 Felinus Eps 331 Cicadas Eps 332 Biter Eps 333 Unctious Eps 334 Dewormed Eps 335 Spicy Eps 336 Leap Eps 337 Tediumdum

Download or read book Dumpster Dogs written by Ann Colberson Schiebert and published by Andrew Benzie Books. This book was released on 2020-09-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Exploring lessons in friendship, love, and courage, this fetching tale demonstrates the resilience of our most loved companions. Readers will be instantly drawn into the plight of Riley and his friends as they do their best to stick together through thick and thin.

Download or read book My Dog Is My Hero written by Susan Reynolds and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-08-18 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The heroic friends who save us--one bark at a time. Our dogs rescue us every day--whether they're pulling our children out of wells or standing by our side during tough times. In this moving collection, you'll meet fifty unforgettable dogs who have earned the love, respect, and admiration of their humans, including: —Widget, a wiry little terrier who alerted her master that a poisonous snake was coiled to strike her daughter —George, an abandoned, oversized, loopy white dog with no particular talents beyond graciously mentoring brother and sister foster dogs, including an annoying litter of six coonhounds —Skip and Obie, two abused dogs whose former owners poured lye down their throats but who now bestow their rescuers with daily kisses and hugs This book reminds you that every dog has his day--and that courage canine-style comes in all colors, shapes, sizes--and breeds.

Download or read book What the Dog Did written by Emily Yoffe and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2008-12-13 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dave Barry meets The Secret Lives of Dogs in Emily Yoffe's funny and insightful look at all things canine. Filled with adventures of heroic dogs, lovable and lazy dogs, malodorous dogs, phlegmatic and incontinent dogs, What the Dog Did delivers some of the most outlandish and certainly the funniest dog stories on record.

Download or read book Dumpster Dog written by Colas Gutman and published by Enchanted Lion Books. This book was released on 2019-04-16 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: His name is Dumpster Dog. He sleeps outside, walks himself, and eats whatever he wants, whenever he wants. But a life outdoors isn't everything--Dumpster Dog needs a friend.

Download or read book Dumpster Dogs Rescue and Delivery Mission written by Ann Colberson Schiebert and published by . This book was released on 2023 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do Emily, Officer Washington, Sophie and a cat end up in a courtroom? Join the Dumpster Dogs, Riley, Target, Gus, Rover, Elmer, and Mosely, in their latest adventure as they return to their dumpsters to rescue other abandoned dogs. Imagine their shock when they discover another type of critter seeking refuge there as the dumpster pals venture out on their very first Rescue and Delivery Mission.--Publisher.

Download or read book Rescuing Rover written by Raymond Bial and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2011 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looks at the problem of dog overpopulation in America; discusses the role of puppy mills, pet stores, and independent breeders; and includes a profile of a local animal shelter.

Download or read book Merry Christmas Dumpster Dog written by Colas Gutman and published by Adventures of Dumpster Dog. This book was released on 2019-12-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: [This series] is for kids who can appreciate a little more action and a lot more voice in their reading. (There's more than a hint of Lemony Snicket's dark hilarity in Gutman's writing.)―Jenny Rosenstrach, The New York Times It's Christmas once again. But this year, Dumpster Dog and Flat Cat have decided they're going to celebrate in a house instead of their trash can! But can they find a home for Christmas? Enter the Noel family. Dumpster Dog scratches at their door, which is opened by the young Marie. How wonderful, she thinks, to finally have a disgustingly dumpy dog to leave under the tree for my brother. With that, she opens the door...

Download or read book Cassie the Reservation Dog written by Lorna Henze and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-03-30 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nothing but a little waif of a dog from the Crow Reservation in a dog eat dog world, Cassie wants to make a difference. She can't play soccer, she can't roll over and play dead, she can't even speak. What can she do? She's caught salmon in Alaska's streams, she's gone to highschool for four years, she's travelled the United States, she's been a sidekick in her master's flying projects. She has watched all the dog movies and seen all they can do, but she is hoping for her own adventure...to be daring, dauntless, boldto be a hero in her own right.

Download or read book Adventures of Timmy and Cheri written by Eric Berry and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-07 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From author Eric Arden Berry comes Adventures of Timmy and Cheri: Book 2 Losing Their Seeds, an engaging read that follows Timmy, Cheri, and friends as they embark on an adventure of a lifetime to save the world's plant life. Someone or something has stolen the Secret Sacred Magic Seeds that control the world's plant life and if they are not found and returned to the keepers by sunset, the entire world's plant will die forever and ever. Will they be able to fulfill this important mission? Readers can find out in this fanciful mystery-adventure thriller. It begins in a dream where Lola, the Angel of Marbles, and Lolo, the Angel of grapes, have tasked Timmy with the search for the missing seeds. The angels have given Timmy the gift of language again, allowing him to talk with and understand all life on Earth, to aid him in the search. Timmy, his sister Cheri, and his cousin Caleb, known as the "Force of Cousins," team up with a colorful array of pets and wildlife to find the seeds. As they search throughout the day, Earth's plant life gradually begins to die off, causing great confusion around the world. Can the Force of Cousins and friends find the seeds in time to save the world's plant life? A unique, fast-paced mystery adventure thriller, Adventures of Timmy and Cheri: Book 2 Losing Their Seeds will keep readers guessing all the way to sunset stirring their imagination and interest. Book I Adventures of Timmy and Cheri

Download or read book Rescue Road written by Peter Zheutlin and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2015-10-06 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How far would you go to save a dog's life? The extraordinary story of one man who has driven more than 1 million miles to rescue thousands of dogs from hunger, abuse and neglect and give them a second chance at life and love. For years, Greg Mahle struggled to keep the last of his family-run restaurants afloat in Ohio. When it finally closed, he was broke and unsure what to do next. Then a stranded van-load of puppies changed his life forever. Join journalist Peter Zheutlin as he travels with Greg from Ohio to the Gulf Coast on his Rescue Road Trips to bring hard-luck dogs from the deep South to loving "forever families" up north, with the help of many selfless volunteers along the way. From Houston's impoverished Fifth Ward--where thousands of strays roam the streets--and high-kill shelters in Louisiana, to joyous scenes of adopters embracing their new pups in the Northeast, Rescue Road is full of heart: an inspiring story about the unique bond between dogs and humans, and how going the extra mile can make a life-changing difference for these loyal canines-and for us all.

Download or read book Demons Within written by William Hartnett and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-03 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John is struggling to regain control. His fears, once hidden deep inside him, have begun to take control of his mind, causing him to experience vivid dreams and waking hallucinations. Some of the dreams are merely historical facts about his families' history, while others are meant only to pitch him deeper into a state of insanity. In his travels, he comes across many clues that can help him understand not only what is happening, but also help him control the thoughts in his head and return his life to a somewhat normal state. But John doesn't know how to best interpret the clues and he finds himself faced with a people who claim to help, but have other agendas.

Download or read book Terminal Lucidity written by Jo Loveday and published by Tall Leaf Press. This book was released on 2024-08-26 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First, do no harm… A deadly storm is brewing off the sultry coast of Florida and within the sterile walls of Palm Beach County’s Becham Hospital. Nurse Ariel Savin thrives in the demanding world of critical care, but on an assignment to the neurological unit, she discovers a horrifying secret: esteemed neurosurgeon Dr. Harold Goss is performing questionable experiments on his helpless patients, trapping them as living cadavers in a shadowy half-world between life and death. Goss built his neurological unit for research in brain stem regeneration to save the life of his brain-dead wife. But funding for Goss’s noble quest has dried up. Dark investors step in with a plan to commodify human consciousness, trading lives for profit. They’re demanding more bodies. It’s up to Goss to provide them. He’s not about to let Ariel or ethical dilemmas get in his way. Falsely accused of causing a patient’s brain death, Ariel’s reputation is in shambles. Her father's life hangs by a thread and her partner is unwittingly tangled in a web of deceit. Ariel faces a whirlwind of betrayal and loss as a hurricane draws closer. She’s in a harrowing race against time to outwit death and unravel the truth. Seconds matter and the next breath is not guaranteed. Can Ariel outwit sinister predators and thwart a medical massacre, or will the oncoming storm demolish all hope for love and justice?

Download or read book Diary of a Dumpster Pup written by Beverly Keil and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-02-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten puppies, just hours old, are found abandoned in a Dumpster. How could anyone be so cruel? This book takes you on a week by week journey to save the life of Bandit, one of those puppies. The author, a cat lover who has never owned nor cared for a dog, must become mother and lifeline to a newborn dying puppy. The author shares moments of joy and sorrow as Bandit survives and finds a loving new family. Color photos throughout enhance this touching true story. A family-friendly book enjoyed by children and adults. This is a little book with a lot of heart.

Download or read book A Nearly Perfect Dog written by Grace Saalsaa and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-12-11 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A NEARLY PERFECT DOG is a collection of stories that deftly, vividly, philosophically and amusingly brings the reader into Grace Saalsaa's home. Her own dogs assist with fostering each new dog. All the while, they plot and strategize to maintain an orderly lifestyle from a Border Collie's mindset.

Download or read book Fool s Paradise written by Michael Boccia and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-04-12 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FOOL'S PARADISE / A Young Little Girl... who is visually and mentally impaired gets lost in New York City and goes on an odyssey followed by ghosts. She is adopted by a drunken street person, who is a Zen master. Accidentally she comes into position of money of drug dealers who pursue her. Spirits follow her on her journey and protect her until she reaches safety.

Download or read book Dog Zero written by Philip Enke and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-03-17 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fuzzy superhero who can eat at the dining room table with his napkin tucked into his collar and carry on his part of the conversation using a computer and the eraser on a pencil. He is a hybrid: a canine body with the brain of a human being. He rescues a little girl and they become friends for life, trying to stop one of the most nefarious criminal plots in Los Angeles. He is a 240 pound Newfoundland, black as the shadows of night, and one of many who trip over him in the shadows notes that he has "Zero" visibility. He liked the name and became:Dog:Zero