Download or read book Weird But True written by National Geographic and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear the one about the crook who broke into a vending machine and then left a trail of cheese curls all the way to his hideout? Or the burglar who left his wallet in an apartment he robbed, and actually went back to get it? Based on the Stupid criminals busted! column in National Geographic kids magazine, this collection of stories about stupid criminals and the ridiculous ways they give themselves away is illustrated with collage art and sprinkled with more than 150 weird-but-true facts about crime.

Download or read book The World s Dumbest Criminals written by and published by Thomas Nelson Inc. This book was released on with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book America s Dumbest Criminals written by Daniel Butler and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 1995-09-29 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals. WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant. Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together. The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener

Download or read book The World s Dumbest Criminals written by Daniel Butler and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1997-07-13 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First came the New York Times bestseller America's Dumbest Criminals™, then there were more amazing tales of stupid but true crimes in Wanted! Dumb or Alive. In this book, hilarious criminal cluelessness is uncovered on every continent in one hundred new stories.

Download or read book The World s Dumbest Criminals written by Jack Kirchhoff and published by HarperCollins Publishers. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two men in England photographed each other stealing thousands of dollars from gambling machines. An armed man successfully robbed a pharmacy and was captured after he boasted about it on social media. A burglar spent some time cleaning the house he was robbing, and even restocked some groceries, before he was discovered fast asleep in the homeowner’s bed. (“He did burn an old saucepan, but that happens!” reported the homeowner.) Two drunken louts stole a penguin from an aquarium and tried to release him into a canal when they were sober (he was returned to the polar enclosure, unharmed). Another man attempted to hold up a bank using a cucumber as a weapon. Two fellows tried to rob a bar where the town’s police department was holding a retirement party for one of its members. For every Moriarty, there are a thousand stupid criminals who get caught in the act, or who boast about their success on social media, or whose acts are so outrageous that the police have little difficulty tracking them down. Throughout history, these criminals have been easily captured, and have sometimes even died during an ill-fated escape. New criminals are apprehended every day thanks to their own genius, their exploits captured on YouTube and Instagram. Veteran reporter Jack Kirchhoff has recorded more than one hundred of the most ridiculous, absurd and bizarre crimes that have landed on the police blotter in recent years. Hilarious and outrageous, this book will make you shake your head and perhaps second-guess your own plans to commit petty larceny.

Download or read book The World s Dumbest Criminals written by HarperCollins Publishers Ltd and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two men photographed each other stealing thousands of dollars from gambling machines. An armed man successfully robbed a pharmacy and was captured after he boasted about it on social media. A burglar spent time cleaning the house he was robbing and even restocked some groceries before he was discovered fast asleep in the homeowner’s bed. Two drunken louts stole a penguin from an aquarium and tried to release it into a canal once they were sober (the creature was returned to the polar enclosure, unharmed). Another man attempted to hold up a bank using a cucumber as a weapon. Two fellows tried to rob a bar where the town’s police department was holding a retirement party for one of its members. For every Moriarty, there are a thousand stupid criminals who get caught in the act, or who boast about their success on social media, or whose plans are so foolish that the police have little difficulty tracking them down. Throughout history, these criminals have been easily captured; some have even died during an ill-fated escape. New criminals are apprehended every day thanks to their own genius, their exploits captured on YouTube and Instagram. The World’s Dumbest Criminals records more than one hundred of the most ridiculous, absurd and bizarre crimes that have landed on the police blotter in recent years. Hilarious and outrageous, this book will make you shake your head and perhaps second-guess your own plans to commit petty larceny.

Download or read book Seriously Stupid Criminals written by Synova Cantrell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-19 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can you rob a bank with a plunger, hang yourself upside down while trying to break into a house, or call your parole officer requesting drugs? Unfortunately, the answer is yes, and the proof is found in Synova's Seriously Stupid Criminals series. During her research for her true crime biographies, Synova collected some of the most unbelievably stupid criminal stories from around the world. These stories are compiled in the Seriously Stupid Series. Book one can be downloaded for free by visiting her website www.synovaink.com This is true crime at the most hilarious level.

Download or read book The World s Dumbest Criminals written by Daniel R. Butler and published by . This book was released on 1997-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First came America's Dumbest Criminals, the national bestseller that offered what ADC's crack research team believed to be the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever compiled. However, dumb crime was spotted everywhere by an enlightened police force and public, and so Rutledge Hill Press published more incredible tales in Wanted! Dumb or Alive.

Download or read book Dumb Criminals and Overeager Cops written by Zachariah Parry and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-08-02 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Usually students learning criminal law and procedure are confronted with several dusty cases presented through obstruse legal prose. Obstruse? What does that even mean? In "Dumb Criminals and Overeager Cops," Professor Zachariah B. Parry tells the story of how the U.S. criminal system was developed through the actions of, well, dumb criminals and overeager cops. Paralegals using this book will learn why the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Ernesto Miranda's conviction for kidapping and rape because the police did not properly inform him of his rights. Now, police across the country are required to inform all arrestees, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law ...." Paralegals will learn the elements of dozens of crimes, along with potential defenses to these crimes using a variety of examples from real life and pop culture. This book has the primary goal of instilling in paralegal candidates a knowledge of the language and basic tenets of substantive and procedural criminal law. Recognizing that to learn, one must be engaged, the book conveys information in an easy-to-follow format with entertaining anecdotal examples so the law comes to life.

Download or read book Encyclopedia Brown s Book of Strange But True Crimes written by Rose Sobol and published by Perfection Learning. This book was released on 1992-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of bizarre true stories about crimes, criminals, prisoners, and police.

Download or read book Seriously Stupid Criminals Complete Collection written by Synova Cantrell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-09 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now you can own all of Synova's Seriously Stupid Criminals books all in one collection. This book includes Seriously Stupid Criminals, Seriously Dumb Disguises, Seriously Strange things to steal, and Seriously Stupid Criminals on Social Media. Not all true crime stories are full of murder, violence, and gore. Some stories are just plain hilarious. This book will have you in stitches. If you're looking for a grammatical literary work of art, this is not it. This is nothing more than pure, unadulterated sarcasm of a southern girl watching the news.

Download or read book America s Dumbest Criminals written by Daniel R. Butler and published by Gramercy. This book was released on 2000 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the hit syndicated television show come 200 stories of fumbling felons, clumsy crooks, and ridiculous robbers--all the crimes are true, but the names have been changed to protect the stupid!

Download or read book America s Dumbest Criminals written by Daniel And Leland Gregory and Butler and published by Scholastic Incorporated. This book was released on 1995 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Dumbest Criminals written by Wendy Lewis and published by New Holland Publishers. This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book is full of real life examples of hilarious escapades, antics gone wrong and stories that will make you shake your head in disbelief and laugh out loud. Criminals. How could they be so dumb?" --Book cover.

Download or read book Bloopers Botches Blunders written by Allan Zullo and published by Troll Communications. This book was released on 1998 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Don t Be a Dumb Criminal written by Krystal Banks and published by . This book was released on 2017-12-02 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't Be a Dumb Criminal is a book that will help people understand how the court system works. Crime is everywhere! If you are innocent or guilty this book will get you on the right path. Attorneys are always needed but good lawyers are hard to find, especially when you don't know what kind of attorney you need. In this book I guide you to find the right attorney for yourself. I teach you about your rights and when and where to use them. Jail and prison is a big money game. I show you police tips and tricks they use against people. Prosecutors and cops are not all corrupt many of them seek justice especially if they are only hearing one side of the story from the witness. Detectives can jump the gun but hopefully in this book you will understand what to do to help you out of your situation. This book shows you how much time you could get if you commit a crime. This book helps you understand how to erase your criminal record and how the system sets you up. It helps people understand why it is important to go to jury duty and how jurors are supposed to look at cases. This book will clear up how unfair the system is and how you can make it fair.

Download or read book The Dumb Book written by Editors of Readers Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-03-18 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The old adage truth is stranger than fiction can also be construed as truth is funnier than fiction and we see no shortage of real people doing and saying dumb things and making us laugh in the process. The Editors of Reader’s Digest present a hilarious collection of dumb people doing dumb things. Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In our first collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. “You’re a dumb criminal if…You’re not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone—in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department.” “During my brother-in-law’s first performance review, his boss said, “I’m not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?” --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD “In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. “Can’t find Brillo pads,” she wrote. “All they have are Tampax and Kotex.” --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA “I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn’t meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: “I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn’t serious.” --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain