Download or read book A Dragon Walks Into a Bar written by Jef Aldrich and published by Adams Media. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious collection of over 300 puns, one-liners, and classic jokes dedicated to the fun of RPGs is perfect for you share with your fellow gaming compatriots! Why don’t dragons like to eat paladins? They taste lawful. Laugh out loud at over 300 zingy one-liners and eye-rolling puns with this collection of tabletop-based humor, dedicated to the fun of RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, and more! A Dragon Walks into a Bar gives you hours of funny content that will keep you smiling. Whether you use them as inspiration for your level 20 comedian bard to crack wise during battle or if you just want a giggle in between turns, this book has everything you’ve been looking for.
Download or read book Bruce Lee written by Jeff Kline and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Bruce Lee never died. He hasn't aged. And his 'muscle memory' remains intact. But he has no idea who he is, what's happened in the world in the last 40+ years, or why so many 'thugs' want a piece of him. With the help of a fly BFF from the '70s--Joe Toomey, P.I.--and a pair of precocious teens, Bruce finds himself forced to do battle with an enigmatic villain, her highly-skilled entourage, and his very own psyche"--Back cover.
Download or read book When Demons Walk written by Patricia Briggs and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1998-06-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Mercy Thompson series and the Alpha and Omega novels comes the fourth novel set in the world of Sianim... Sham had spent most of her young life as a sorceress and thief, stealing from Southwood’s nobility to survive. Now Sham must face the greatest test of her skills. A killer has struck Southwood, claiming the lives of nobles. Lord Kerim, Reeve of Southwood, turns to Sham for help. Posing as his mistress, she delves behind castle walls to find the killer. But this murderer is no mortal—and Sham must use all of her magical wisdom to send the demon away. Because the city of Southwood has nowhere to hide—and no time to run...
Download or read book The Eagle and the Dragon written by Chris Duffin and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-09 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The world may know Chris Duffin as 'The Mad Scientist of Strength,' but you wouldn't have ever guessed that if you saw the scrawny kid skinning rattlesnakes and chasing dragonflies in the early '80s. The story of his unconventional life will take you from ... tales of murder, trauma, heartbreak, and survival deep in the Pacific Northwest wilderness all the way to an idealization of the self-made man--still flawed, but never broken"--Dust jacket fla
Download or read book Guarding Her Dragon written by Julia Mills and published by Julia Mills. This book was released on 2024-07-12 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when a Christmas Elf with way too much sass for her little pointed ears finds a centuries-old Guardsman buried in the snow? Well, she takes him home and nurses him back to health, of course, right If only everything were that easy. With six older sisters, two baby reindeer, and an evil Gnome of an auntie hellbent on world domination, Elsa has her hands full. It’s gonna take more than a little Elven Magic and the love of her Dragon to make it to Christmas Eve, but this little elf is not giving up. She’s guarding her Dragon with all she’s got and finding out the best things in life might just come wrapped in glittering green scales.
Download or read book Walking the Dragon s Back written by M. M. Eboch and published by Carson-Dellosa Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-30 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Walking the Dragon's Back features 96 pages that are filled with a fun storyline, vocabulary, discussion questions, and more, to engage transitioning readers and strengthen their comprehension skills. Each World Adventure Chapter Book dives into a specific country, and readers tag along for the adventure as they encounter memorable monuments, places, culture, and history. As the story's characters venture throughout each country, they address topics such as family, friendship, and growing up, in a way that the reader can relate to. Great for independent or group reading, each book in the World Adventure Chapter Book series features 96 pages filled with complex sentences and chapters. With minimal illustrations, readers must rely on the descriptive text to understand the setting, the characters, and the plot of each book. Each book contains several detailed episodes, all centered on a single plot that will challenge the reader.
Download or read book Dragon Prophecies Prodigy written by L.B.B. Davis and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05-07 with total page 587 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One hope... One dragon... A world of darkness. High adventure and action awaits Lukhanus a sixteen year old dragon and his mentor-friend Bar, a knoll pack leader who has sworn to protect their ancestral territory. A world of racism and elitism dominate their land, can this naïve hatchling overcome the biases that plagues his race? Can the six common races of the continent Lemuria put aside their indifference to unite and defeat the undead plague or will the black flame of death devour all that Lukhanus has come to love and hold dear? On the dangerous journey to find the forsaken Oracle, Lukhanus and his companions discover that it envisions both hope and despair. As was foretold by the mysterious Oracle, Evil is within the heart of all creatures; will this evil consume Lukhanus as he fights to save Lemuria and the inhabitants that dwell within its boarders?
Download or read book The Dragon s Son written by Margaret Weis and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2004-07 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Mistress of Dragons we were introduced to a world where political deception, greed, and avarice have lead to a violation of the "hands off" policy of the Parliament of Dragons concerning the affairs of men. Indeed that violation threatens more than policy and order it threatens the peaceful existence of the human race. Man's only hope and his greatest threat is The Dragon's Son Twins born out of violence and raised apart. Ven (short for Vengeance) is raised in seclusion under the watchful eye of his deceased mother's Amazonian lover. He is a child whose appearance belies his heritage - half-man/ half-dragon. Marcus is raised in a court, and given all of the protections and breeding that would entail. He appears to be completely human, yet his psychic link with the brother he has never known betrays the dragon magic that lies within him. It is up to the dragon emissary who passes himself off as a man, Draconas, to protect them both before the internecine struggle destroys the Parliament of Dragons and brings an oppressive reign of fire down upon all mortal men.
Download or read book A Dragon Walks Into a Meeting written by John Brown and published by How2conquer. This book was released on 2020-08-26 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you're new to a client-facing role or want to hone your skills, A Dragon Walks into a Meeting presents valuable tips and tools for client success. Focusing on everything that happens after the sale, including some of the hardest pitfalls and challenges in business, John Brown and Fred Fuller share tested and proven methodologies.
Download or read book Dragon Ascendants written by Paul E. Vaughn and published by TouchPoint Press via PublishDrive. This book was released on 2018-03-20 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Half-elf, half-human, Tallian lives with dwarves and knows little about his birth parents. After his adopted brother runs away, hundreds of shadow bats decimate his village, and Meerkesh, Tallian’s adopted father reveals the truth about how he came to live with the dwarves in the Furin Mountains. Betrayed by the only brother he has ever known, Tallian and the dwarves flee from Fearoc, the evil elf who controls Luminess. Against what seems to be impossible odds, dwarves, elves, dragons, and men unite against Fearoc in hopes of freeing Luminess.
Download or read book The Dragon Chronicles written by Real Dragon and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-02-27 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dragon Chronicles is a product of the authors fascination for dragons, the Chinese Astrology in particular. He came up with this concept and weaves around a story that is based on his childhood, an interesting and wonderful journey that he treasures even in adult life. In this book, youngsters are taken to a unique and mystifying world where dragons thrive. A symbolic depiction of true human characters, in which social structures are based on interactions, positions and roles, this creation brings to life the magnificent elements of relationships. With a myriad of insightful lessons about family life, values and friendships, this literary masterpiece will take readers on an exciting journey like no other. This is the second book in the Dragon series. The book will examine the Baby Dragons, examine the compassionate and romantic relationship between Bear and Smoker Dragon, and examine the adventures of Real Dragon and the Cat Dragons.
Download or read book Awakening the Dragon written by Theresa Chaze and published by Valkyrie Publishing. This book was released on 2006-06 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To protect herself and her loved ones from the violent cult, Rachael risks everything by awakening her dragon spirit prematurely. As the dragon rises within her, the cult surround her home with the intent on killing the new witch who lives inside and burning the evidence of the murder of the previous owner.
Download or read book Defying the Dragon written by Julie Parker and published by World Castle Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2022-02-14 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Resigned to the fate of marrying her childhood sweetheart, Melanie Worth is wary but also secretly thrilled when an unrivaled warrior, Jamie de Brock, displays interest in her during a tournament. Betrothed to Merick de Balan, the second son of a prominent neighboring estate, Melanie longs to wed with a man who does not require constant rescuing. But when the warrior she admires from afar decides to steal her for himself, Melanie finds that she is the one who needs rescuing. Merick might be lacking in strength but is not lacking in pride. He has seen the hot glances his betrothed has been exchanging with Jamie de Brock—the Dragon—and it does not overly surprise him when the two run off together. But after Merick learns his sweet, naive Melanie was no willing companion of the man, he must train to become a warrior, as formidable as Dragon, to win her back. A disguised Merick deceptively integrates himself into Dragon’s castle and is trained by none other than the legendary de Brock—the very man he has vowed to challenge. The two forge an unlikely bond while Merick and Melanie secretly plot and plan a way to escape. The reunited couple engages in a dance of deception, with each move bringing them closer and closer to a daring finish. Unbeknownst to them is the fact they have greatly underestimated their opponent. For Dragon, too, plays a game—one that he is determined to win at any cost.
Download or read book Green Dragon in Another World written by Liu DongDeXue and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-04-01 with total page 636 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The third young master of the Divine Sword Villa had reincarnated into the useless third son of the Long family. Furthermore, he wanted to see how the Soaring Dragon had managed to survive in this foreign world. Thanks for everyone's support. We're cheering for you today. The group number is 81332675.
Download or read book Dragon New Dad s Daily Life written by Chu WenJiangHu and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-05-30 with total page 1781 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He was just a top student in the veterinary medicine department from the Agricultural University. Before he could even realize his dream, on a stormy night, he was' summoned 'to another world by a certain Dragon King. From then on, the cute little dragon and the sick magical beasts all flocked to him ...
Download or read book Dragon Girls written by Jeff Child and published by Vincent Noot. This book was released on 2019-01-31 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mindy is a girl who goes through the boring routines of school in her hometown. With her friend, Mandy, they do fun things together. This story keeps you flipping the pages as you follow an insignificant kid and her friend who discover something great. What should they do with an egg? If it’s a baby dragon, then where are its parents? And where is the dragon when a giant black dragon attacks the village? All these questions will be answered in this fun children’s story about a dragon’s egg.
Download or read book Sandy the Flipper Dragon written by H. M. Porteous and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2009-11 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
