Download or read book Don t Worry Be Ha PEA written by Marie Saba and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever heard of Céline dijon? How about Robert brownie Jr.? OMghee, you’re going to love Don't Worry, Be Ha-PEA! Test your knowledge of pop culture, tourist attractions, social media slang, and more with this delicious collection of visual food puns. Fresh food and beautiful photography make the perfect pear in this clever gift book. Some puns are trickier than others, but donut give up! Just keep calm and curry on. Creator Marie Saba and her playful creations have been featured in Bon Appetit and Food & Wine magazine, as well as on The Rachael Ray Show and The Martha Stewart Show.

Download or read book Dumbheart written by Darby Conley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-05-15 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bucky B. Katt is leading the charge of the Highlands Kittyscouts. Bolstered by his roommates Rob Wilco (decked out in a borrowed hotel bathrobe and a Burger King crown) and Satchel Pooch (protected by a colander helmet), the trio from Get Fuzzy are ready to entertain their readers with another collection of their antics. Bucky's crazy schemes and snarky attitude play off the good hearted Satchel and the exasperated Rob to endless comic results.

Download or read book ALWAYS YOU written by MOIRA and published by Onlinegatha. This book was released on 2020-12-25 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story is about Pearl and Alex. Both met during their college days. Alex being the crush of every girl in his college while Pearl lives in her own world. She does not like to study. All she wants is to be a chef. Alex is an introvert and stays away from all the attention that he gets. Call it destiny, both of them meet for a small period of time. But that leaves a lasting impression in their lives until they have to go their separate ways. After a gap of seven years both of them meet each other once again and that is when they realize that all these years both of them could not forget each other. Their hearts longed for each other

Download or read book Welcome Me to the Kingdom written by Mai Nardone and published by Random House. This book was released on 2023-02-14 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An immersive debut set across the temples, slums, and gated estates of late-twentieth century Bangkok, Welcome Me to the Kingdom tells the story of three families striving to control their own destinies in a merciless, sometimes brutally violent, metropolis. We came with the drought. From the window of the train, the rich brown of the Chao Phraya River marked the turn from the northeast into the central plains. We came for Bangkok on the delta. The thin tributaries that laced the provinces found full current at the capital. And in the city, we’d heard, the wealth was wide and deep. In 1980, young lovers Pea and Nam arrive in Bangkok in search of a life, and a world, beyond Thailand’s rural outskirts. Thirty days, they promise each other. Thirty days for Pea to find work, for him to put aside his violent and unstable past and take root in this strange new land. But Bangkok does not want for male laborers, especially teenage boys with thick provincial accents, and when time finally runs out on their promise, it’s Nam who ultimately adapts to the capital’s ruthless logic and survives. Spanning decades and perspectives, seamlessly shifting between the absurd and the tenderhearted, the interwoven stories of Welcome Me to the Kingdom introduce three families—Nam, her American husband, Rick, and their daughter, Lara; Vitat, a Thai Elvis impersonator, and his only daughter, Pinky; and Tintin and Benz, orphans who have adopted each other as brothers—who employ various schemes to lie, betray, and seduce their way to the “good life.” These disparate citizens of Bangkok orbit each other over the next three decades—sometimes violently, passionately colliding. Through skin-whitening routines, cult conversion, gambling, and sex work, the collection’s characters look for reinvention in a city buckling under the weight of its own modernity. Wildly imaginative and ambitious, Mai Nardone’s stories reveal the growing discrepancy between Bangkok’s smiling self-image and its ugly underbelly, and, in the process, offer a striking portrait of a city unmade by the whims of global capitalism, in a kingdom caught between this world and the next.

Download or read book Holiday Ha Ha Ha written by Simon & Schuster UK and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-06-30 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eight Sunny Funny Reads from a brilliant selection of bestselling authors! Get ready to laugh your summer socks off with this collection of hilarious short stories – from disastrous car journeys to super-powered grannies to gruesomely funny ghost hunters there’s something for everyone in this side-splitting anthology! Featuring a stellar line-up of much-loved authors including Steve Cole, David Solomons, Joanna Nadin, Jeremy Strong, William Sutcliffe, Steven Butler, Candy Harper and Jonathan Meres. ‘These eight silly tales for summer from top children’s writers are huge fun’ The Times ‘This silly selection will guarantee smiles all around’ Sunday Express

Download or read book Luis and Tabitha written by Stephanie Campisi and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2018-09-01 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Luis is an alley cat who has everything figured out . . . until he meets Tabitha, a beautiful indoor cat. Separated by a tragic glass door, Luis will do anything to be with Tabitha—even brave the dangers of a fire. With adorable illustrations and undeniable style, Luis and Tabitha is the story of two star-crossed kitties who prove that true love conquers all.

Download or read book Unconditional Love written by Rosaland Caselberry and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Erica and Marcus embark on a new journey of love. A journey filled with drama, doubt and unforeseen obstacles. As they struggle to gain control of their relationship, it inevitably becomes the battle of the Ex’s. Through these difficulties, both Marcus and Erica learn more about their own strengths and weaknesses. Will Erica go back to what is familiar to her or choose Marcus and the baggage that comes with loving him? Can Marcus break the strongholds of his past and let love take control? Is Erica able to let her faith and patience trample over all that tries to come between them in their journey to find each other? In the uncertainty, they each realize that unconditional love is worth the fight.

Download or read book No Reading Allowed written by Raj Haldar and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup

Download or read book The Token written by Nelly Tolbert and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Irish Fae, a seventeen-year-old teenager, is anything but ordinary. With her abnormal healing abilities and her peculiar food allergies, some even call her weird. After a series of tragic events in her life occur, she is forced to move to Georgia, leaving everything behind. But by moving, she soon discovers that there is more to her weirdness than she thinks. Her eighteenth birthday changes everything. Once finally getting settled, Irish meets people who actually understand her. Her friendships are more than they seem, though. The group was brought together for a reason. Is it fate or coincidence? The past is dug up, and the truth is uncovered, and Irish finds the true meaning behind her life. She has a mission to complete, and each of her friends play key roles. Will they accept their roles and save what has been lost? Or will they change Fates design and turn their backs on thousands?

Download or read book Pieces of Me written by Kathy Otis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Download or read book Crappy to Happy written by Randy Peyser and published by Red Wheel. This book was released on 2002-01-01 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With bold storytelling, transformative humor, and her signature "comic interventions, " Peyser offers a selection of personal stories about how she created greater happiness in her own life, and how it can work for others.

Download or read book Ella Minnow Pea written by Mark Dunn and published by MP Publishing. This book was released on 2010-05-22 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An epistolary novel set on a fictional island off the South Carolina coastline, 'Ella Minnow Pea' brings readers to the hometown of Nevin Nollop, inventor of the pangram 'The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog'. Deified for his achievement in life, Nevin has been honored in death with a monument featuring his famous phrase. One day, however, the letter 'Z' falls from the monument, and some of the islanders interpret the missing tile as a message from beyond the grave. The letter 'Z' is banned from use. On an island where the residents pride them-selves on their love of language, this is seen as a tragedy. They are still reeling from the shock when another tile falls. And then another... In his charming debut, first published in 2001, Mark Dunn took readers on a journey through the eyes of Ella Minnow Pea, a young woman forced to create another clever turn of phrase in order to save the islanders’ beloved language.

Download or read book Once Upon a Royal Summer written by Teri Wilson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-06-15 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA TODAY BESTSELLER!!! A theme park “princess” meets a single dad…who turns out to be a real prince! Enjoy the delightful royal romance from acclaimed author Teri Wilson and Hallmark Publishing. Lacey found her dream job: playing a princess character at a popular fairytale theme park in sunny southern Florida. Her diamond tiara might not be real, but the smiles of the children she meets every day certainly are. It’s just too bad that her ex-boyfriend was never impressed with her career choice. Henry, the crown prince of Bella-Moritz, is trying to fulfill his young daughter’s birthday wish: to be a normal girl with a normal life. That’s why they’re pretending to be ordinary tourists at an American amusement park. Henry lost his wife four years ago, and he’s been going through the motions ever since. But could a meeting with a make-believe princess lead to real love? This enchanting romance includes a free Hallmark original recipe for Cucumber Dill Tea Sandwiches.

Download or read book Eat the Year written by Steff Deschenes and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone loves food. But did you know that every day is a national food or drink holiday? It’s true! There’s National Bloody Mary Day, National Cheese Lover’s Day, and even National Blueberry Pancake Day—just to name a few. Based on the popular blog Almanac of Eats, Eat the Year is a tribute to food-lovers everywhere that introduces a national food or drink holiday for every day of the year. From National Martini Day to National Chip and Dip Day, this book includes tasty recipes, food history, and a variety of food holidays that are as diverse as they are delicious!

Download or read book The Ring is Closed written by Knut Hamsun and published by Souvenir Press. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ring is Closed combines a central character as iconoclastic as that of Hunger with an evocation of the limitations of small-town life to equal Mysteries. Abel is the only son of a miserly lighthouse-keeper, after falling in love he leaves his life in a village in southern Norway and travels around the United States. He returns home, haunted by secret crimes, and now his only ambition is to live, on the barest of necessities, without desire or ambition. Abel allows all opportunities for another life - an inheritance, employment, relationships - to slip away while Hamsun questions what is the true meaning of work and life.

Download or read book Sofia s Legacy written by Marilyn L Rice and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A woman dies and before she goes to the after-world she plays the spectator-ghost.