Download or read book Don t Step on the Ducks written by Larry Kammien; Karen Evenson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-08-21 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larry Kammien and Karen Evenson know all about ducks. so do you! In business,ducks are people, policies, and structures that impede individuals and organizations.Unfortunately you don’t always know that you stepped on a duck until it’s too late and all the ducks are quacking! Don’t Step on the Ducks uses an innovative and memorable approach to present essential leadership practices. Told through duck tales (tails) and workplace examples, the “pond” comes alive. The five Guiding Principles demonstrate how to successfully navigate the pond and become the most effective leader in your organization.
Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Download or read book EMAILS Fwd FW written by Gerry Gialogo Grindulo and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-02-03 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this book, author Gerry Gialogo Grindulo shares a compilation of fiction and non-fiction stories based on what could happen in the real world. Most of these tales and anecdotes are forwarded emails; thus, accreditation can be lost throughout such long chain mails and whatnot. He does not own these works and encourages those who own some of the works to contact him so he can give credit where it is due. He feels that these stories are meant to be shared as they have the potential to change the views of many in the world. EMAILS Fwd:FW: The Difference is all about making a difference in other peoples’ lives. Discover stories about love, stories about faith, stories about relationships, stories about emotions, moral-filled stories, and other different kind of stories. These have helped shape and form Grindulo’s life. It had changed him in ways that he had never thought words would. And so, he compiles the works of various writers, some known, some unknown, so that there may be a chance that these words may make a difference in the lives of readers as they did to him.
Download or read book The Biggest Joke Book Ever written by Jack Jacoby and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 1315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.
Download or read book The Spider and the Saint written by Ron Gallo and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-11-21 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When was the last time you or your friend looked at a spider or an ant, and learned principles that you can apply to your Christian life? Or even read it in another Christian book? Here, Ron as a former park ranger shares his experience of what God has shown him over the years when exploring nature. Did you know when you see an object like a cigarette butt, piece of paper, or twig on a web, the spider is telling God’s saint’s aspects on Christian living from Proverbs chap. 30? Just constructing the web, its perseverance, stewardship, and adjustability will tell God’s saints how to live the Christian life. Like in Ron’s other books, Balance (Volume 2) and the children’s book Charlie the Spider and Friends, God uses the most “unlikely” to unveil his principles of walking with him as his saints. Other gems Ron shares for Christian life’s principles is about “the garden,” the seed, learning from darkness, God’s vitamins, and many other fantastic wisdom and understanding emeralds in short bullet points. Whether in quotes, jokes, or commentaries, Ron does not sugarcoat anything so that the reader can get the truth about God. This is a must book for the sinner, the saint, and society.
Download or read book 969 Great Jokes written by James McKeon and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-12-10 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 969 GREAT JOKES is a cavalcade of non-stop irreverent humour. There is no let-up. No one is spared. One joke follows another. This collection of naughty jokes is a comedian’s dream. It provides for him a limitless list of material. If you want to spice up your speeches, astound your audience, or lighten your lectures then 969 GREAT JOKES is a must.
Download or read book Golf Jokes and Anecdotes from Around the World written by and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar written by Thomas Cathcart and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-06-24 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This New York Times bestseller is the hilarious philosophy course everyone wishes they’d had in school. Outrageously funny, Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar... has been a breakout bestseller ever since authors—and born vaudevillians—Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein did their schtick on NPR’s Weekend Edition. Lively, original, and powerfully informative, Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar... is a not-so-reverent crash course through the great philosophical thinkers and traditions, from Existentialism (What do Hegel and Bette Midler have in common?) to Logic (Sherlock Holmes never deduced anything). Philosophy 101 for those who like to take the heavy stuff lightly, this is a joy to read—and finally, it all makes sense! And now, you can read Daniel Klein's further musings on life and philosophy in Travels with Epicurus and Every Time I Find the Meaning of Life, They Change it.
Download or read book The Unofficial Joke book of Melbourne written by Kuldeep Saluja and published by Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd. This book was released on 2016-10-10 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: -
Download or read book HUMOR WHAT S FUNNY written by Frank MacHovec and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-01-23 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightful romp through the world of humor with hundreds of examples. Includes theories of humor and ways to enrich your own sense of humor.
Download or read book Clean and Funny Jokes Laughs of a Life Time written by Paul Lane and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2004-02-02 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They say it takes a lot of muscle to frown but only one to smile. It has been proven that laughter is good medicine. This book is filled with a lot of laughter. Clean jokes for the whole family.
Download or read book The Fool s Best Joke Book Volume 1 written by Neil Hutchison and published by Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 582 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile
Download or read book Don t Step on the Rope written by Walter C. Wright, Jr. and published by Biblica. This book was released on 2005 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What makes a good team? What makes a good team leader? How can I develop my team? If you're looking for answers to these questions, you'll find the answers in this book. Through thirty years of climbing expeditions with friends, Walter Wright has learned a lot about mountaineering, about his teammates and about working on and leading a team. He shares with us the tales of expeditions (successful and not so successful) and the lessons he and his team have learned from those experiences.
Download or read book Seven O Clock Stories written by Robert Gordon Anderson and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2019-12-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Seven O'Clock Stories" is a delightful collection of enchanting children's tales that transport young readers into a world of adventure with Marmaduke, the Jehosophat, and the Toyman. Packed with imagination and heartwarming characters, these stories are perfect for bedtime.
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Download or read book SEVEN o Clock STORIES 20 children s stories of everyday farm life written by Robert Gordon Anderson and published by Abela Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2020-06-02 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Herein are 20 illustrated stories by Robert Gordon Anderson with 20 full-page colour illustrations by Dorothy Hope Smith. Each of the 20 stories is presented in the form of a bedtime story – ideal for reading to children every night. The main characters are three happy children and each story covers an everyday happening on a farm. The children are looked after by the Toyman who is forever whittling with his knife and creating toys for the children. This volume is the prequel to The Half Past Seven Stories (ISBN: 978-8-828315-82-7) The stories are: The Three Happy Children Playmates Of The Three Happy Children Noisy Folks Just Before Supper The Toyman The Willow Whistle Mr. Scarecrow The Prettiest Fairy Story In The World Another True Fairy Story The Happy Ending Of The Oriole's Story Mother Hen And Robber Hawk About Duckie, The Stepchild And The Little Ship The Tall Enemy The Sleigh And The Tiny Reindeer Jack Frost And The Man-In-The-Moon Sloshin' The Circus Comes To Town The Jolly Clown Wienerwurst's Brave Battle The Lions Of The North Wind These stories are simply and naturally told and are for children aged mainly from five to nine years old but can be read to younger children. We invite you to curl up with this unique sliver of folklore culture not seen in print for over a century; and immerse yourself in the tales and fables of yesteryear. 10% of the net sale will be donated to charities by the publisher. ---------------------------- TAGS: #fairytales, #folklore, #myths, #legends, #childrensstories, #childrensbooks, #childsbook, #byegoneera, #fairydom, #fairyland, #classicstories, #bedtimestories, #happyplace, #happiness, #philemon, #pipp, #jehosophat, #Jehosophat, #Marmaduke, #Hepzebiah, #old, #uncle, #aunt, #Toyman, #Father, #Mother, #Three, #HappyChildren, #Playmates, #Noisy, #Folks, #Supper, #Willow, #Whistle, #MrScarecrow, #Pretty, #FairyStory, #TrueFairyStory, #HappyEnding, #Oriole, #MotherHen, #RobberHawk, #farmyard, #farm, #Duckie, #Stepchild, #LittleShip, #TallEnemy, #Sleigh, #Tiny, #Reindeer, #JackFrost, #ManIntheMoon, #Sloshin, #Circus, #Town, #tiger, #elephant, #Jolly, #Clown, #Wienerwurst, #Brave, #Battle. #courageous, #Lion, #NorthWind, #dog, #cows, #pond, #sailboat. #toyboat
