Download or read book Did You Laugh When You Stubbed Your Toe written by Matt Scott and published by Mascot Books. This book was released on 2016-12-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone has a brain. But it doesn't come with a user's manual! Level 3 of the FIND SOMETHING AWESOME! book series teaches boys and girls how to realize the power of their brains to be happy and successful. Did you know that you can turn around negative feelings? You can! This book teaches kids how to turn negative feelings OFF with positive and confident self-talk such as: "I am awesome! I can do this!" Kids will learn how to recognize and avoid the pitfalls of negative thinking and turn it around before it spirals downward.

Download or read book Because I Stubbed My Toe written by Shawn Byous and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2014 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy stubs his toe, which leads to a sequence of silly events and a delicious ending

Download or read book Hilarious Roasts Toasts and One Liners written by Gene Perret and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2004-03 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Speakers, writers, and everyone who likes to laugh will grab this witty compilation of fast, funny remarks right off the shelf. The humorous collection, with amusing illustrations throughout, includes side-splitting quotes and comic observations from Bill Cosby, Rodney Dangerfield, Jerry Seinfeld, Groucho Marx, Lucille Ball, Mae West, Oscar Wilde, and many others. In addition to the roasts and toasts, there are one-liners perfect for easing a situation and charming an audience.

Download or read book Move on Motherf cker written by Jodie Eckleberry-Hunt and published by New Harbinger Publications. This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your negative inner voice is a total assh*le. Tell it to f*ck off with this irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide! I’m not good enough. This shouldn’t be happening. Things never work out for me. When we’re anxious, stressed, or fearful, the negative voice in our heads can be extremely powerful. It tells us we’re not smart or attractive enough. It berates us for our mistakes. And it keeps us feeling stuck in an endless loop of worry, shame, and hopelessness. But there is a way to shut it down. Blending evidence-based cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT), mindfulness, and profanity, this unexpected guide will show you how to respond to your negative inner voice with one very important phrase: Move on, mother*cker (MOMF)! With MOMF, you’ll learn to manage worry and anxiety, put a stop to unhelpful internal dialogue, and approach new situations with humor, levity, and perspective. You’ll also find real tools to help you: Set personal and professional boundaries Identify toxic or codependent relationships Become assertive without being aggressive Stop seeking perfection This book also includes journaling and other self-awareness exercises to help you put MOMF to work every day. So, stop letting your inner voice tear you down. With this fun and effective guide, you’ll learn how to take control of your negative thoughts and get back to living your best life.

Download or read book Don t Be Afraid to Stub Your Toe written by Garth Pleasant and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-10 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LIFE HAS ITS UPS, DOWNS, INS, AND OUTS.Like you, Garth Pleasant has experienced them all, but he doesn't live life just to survive. He lives it to be better, to serve others, and to grow closer to God. Enjoy his superb storytelling skills as he weaves his experiences, pranks, and adventures into a treasure of wisdom, insight, and focus on faith. Start reading. You will laugh, learn, and desire to keep striving after you read this motivational book.

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Download or read book Bouncing Back Up written by Chuck Dozier and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-09-24 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a continuation of the story that began in my first book, The Second Time Around. It depicts marriage disappointments and disillusions from a male perspective. Most men are fundamentally good and can resist the temptations of infidelity when given a choice. The challenges of dealing with a wife that constantly pushes them to the margin of her life can often be too much for some men to bear. As a young man right out of college, Norman, was assigned by his company to a territory in southern Pennsylvania. While living there Norman met Gail, an attractive middle-aged woman that was ten years his senior with a teenage daughter. Gail and Norman became inseparable and very much in love. Neither of them felt any pressure to get married. After six years Norman was promoted and had to transfer to another part of the country. Fearing that their age difference would cause their relationship to fade, Gail opted to stay in Pineville and they drifted apart. Many years later when their paths crossed again Gail realized that she was still in love with the man that she had considered her soul mate. This book tells what happens as the star-crossed lovers struggle to forge a relationship that seems to be destined for a life of together ever-after. With admirers from several different angles, Norman struggled to maintain his fidelity to his marriage and disappointments in the effort threatened to derail his resurgent relationship with his wife.

Download or read book Perfect Timing written by Crystal Inman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2006-02-01 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rachel Brooks is a small-town librarian. She is finally content in her life. She has a nice house and good job. She spends her days reading, gardening, and loving Pumpkin, the cat who would be queen. Kyle McClain enters the library and turns Rachel's life upside down. The handsome man with impeccable manners wants to live with her. He claims he is doing a study that will ensure his career. The study is all about Rachel. Rachel lets Kyle into her life under certain conditions. But when she sees his form emerging from her hallway wall, all bets are off. Or are they? Kyle is from the future. Rachel comes to accept this, and they grow closer. But problems arise. Kyle is not matched, and refuses to become attached to Rachel. She has no place in his life. But the heart has a mind of its own. In any time.

Download or read book The Way of the Warrior Saint written by Fr. Christopher Salamy and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2021-01-28 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Way of the Warrior Saint promotes self-sacrifice—or crucifixional living—as the cure for the modern fallacy of taking the easy route in life. Modeled on Jesus’ victory over death through His voluntary suffering on the cross, it spotlights heroes who through self-sacrifice became exceptional and reputable individuals. You don’t have to believe the tenets of the Christian faith to see that the mechanism of self-sacrifice is the way to find greatness within you. Even a cursory examination reveals that the Christ story serves as the model for all our great stories. The likes of Luke Skywalker, Jon Snow, Catniss, Tony Stark, Elsa, Harry Potter, Batman, Wonder Woman, Pinocchio, Horus and Perseus. All of our heroes found their victory through the sacrifice of self. But the crucifixional model isn’t just for the movies. We find the same message in sports, the kitchen, marriage and everywhere else we look. If you want to live a life based on wisdom in the service of others, you’ll find a refreshing Christian perspective that drives results in this book. “Personal achievement advice has been with us since time immemorial, but in The Way of the Warrior Saint, an American parish priest from Arizona, Fr. Chris Salamy, takes it to another level by overlaying a powerfully Christian teaching on top of the traditional wisdom of the ages. His unique message for exceptional living, through what he terms a crucifixional life, is an important concept and a must read, especially for all dads and younger men.” —Dean G. Popps, former Assistant Secretary of the United States Army “The Way of the Warrior Saint is a helpful read for anyone who is trying to put faith into action. It is filled with real life challenges, engaging stories, solid principles, and practical tips to help the reader navigate life’s uncertainties with clear direction. Father Chris distills his years of ministry experience into memorable and applicable ‘takeaways’ that can help each one of us and all of us live a life that honors God and serves others.” —Tim Tassopoulos, President and COO, Chick-fil-A, Inc. “The Way of the Warrior Saint is a work of art. Fr. Chris identifies the missing link in our lives that allows us to conquer anything and live successfully. The concept of living a crucifixional life to overcome and win is genius and a tool that everyone should embody. This book is a must read for anyone that has faced challenges and wants to live more powerfully.” —Dr. Eric J. Scroggins, author of Vision Blockers, life & business coach, CEO of EricScroggins.com “In The Way of the Warrior Saint, Fr. Chris draws from his personal experiences to paint a vivid and compelling case for taking up the ‘crucifixional’ way of life. Not only does Fr. Chris inspire his reader but he also gently guides them towards a fuller Christian life. I highly recommend this often humorous and bare-knuckled book by one of the Church’s preeminent pastors it will engage every reader who wants to live courageously for Christ.” —Father Evan Armatas, Host of Orthodoxy Live on Ancient Faith Radio and author of Toolkit for Spiritual Growth: A Practical Guide to Prayer, Fasting, and Almsgiving

Download or read book A Blessing in Disguise written by Kristen Fox and published by BookRix. This book was released on 2015-01-17 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “You must be cursed. I mean there isn’t any other feasible explanation for why you’ve had to live your life battling a chronic disease. A disease that causes you to live each day like your sick with the stomach flu. It’s just doesn’t make sense” he told me with a look of confusion in his eyes. “Sometimes life just doesn’t make sense.” I replied with a small smile, “but perhaps instead of being cursed I was given a blessing in disguise.” This book is based on the true story of a girl who has lived all her life fighting a chronic disease. It will inspire you to keep going despite your circumstances. It will challenge your status quo. It will encourage you to face your fears and conquer the giants you are facing. Feel the pressure come off your shoulders as you read. Start the journey to change your attitude regardless of your situation.

Download or read book Sorrow Floats written by Tim Sandlin and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-09-01 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Tim Sandlin's stuff is as tight and funny as anyone doing this comedy novel thing." -Christopher Moore Everyone in GroVont, Wyoming, knows everybody else's business, but Maurey Pierce Talbot is practically famous around town. Sunk low since her father died, whiskey- specifically Yukon Jack-is her best friend. When she makes the mistake of a lifetime, Maurey finds herself looking up from rock bottom. So when two bumbling ex-drunks need to get cross-country with a trailer full of illegal beer, Maurey takes the wheel. Sometimes you just need to get out of town. And sometimes you need to get lost in order to get found. "Able storytelling and an engaging cast of dysfunctional modern American pilgrims animate this winning tale of the road... Sandlin fashions a convincing tale of redemption." -Publishers Weekly (starred review) "A rousing piece of Americana...rowdy, raunchy...A total delight." -Library Journal "Tim Sandlin's fic tion packs a punch. The writer's fictional Wyoming town is a grungier version of Garrison Keillor's Lake Wobegon." -Denver Post "A zany road trip across America" -Cosmopolitan "Sandlin understands that black comedy is only a tiny slip away from despair, and he handles this walk without a misstep." -Dallas Morning News

Download or read book Verses from the Valley written by Edward Solon Goodhue and published by . This book was released on 1888 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Child Development written by Laura E. Levine and published by SAGE Publications. This book was released on 2021-01-09 with total page 1102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the topically organized Child Development: An Active Learning Approach, Fourth Edition, authors Laura E. Levine and Joyce Munsch take students on an active journey toward understanding children and their development. Active Learning activities integrated throughout the text capture student interest and turn reading into an engaged learning process. Through the authors’ active learning philosophy, students are challenged to test their knowledge, confront common misconceptions, relate the material to their own experiences, and participate in real-world activities independently and with children. Because consuming research is equally important in the study of child development, Journey of Research features provide both historical context and its links to today’s cutting-edge research studies. Students will discover the excitement of studying child development while gaining skills they can use long after course completion. This title is accompanied by a complete teaching and learning package.

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Download or read book Walking With Arthur written by James O'Donnell and published by Moody Publishers. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: James O'Donnell was contemplating divorce. Something was missing in his marriage and his life. His daily commute partner into New York City, Arthur, never preached to him or handed him a tract. They just walked ... and God worked. Written in a frank and inviting style that will make you feel like you are taking a journey right alongside him, Jim draws readers in with his gritty and honest candor. A great prequel to Letters for Lizzie.

Download or read book The Last Season written by Ronald Florence and published by Forge Books. This book was released on 2002-07-14 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The last season in Newport, Rhode Island is the summer of 1941, just before Pearl Harbor. It is the end of an era of social glitter and privilege. Sera, a young Portugese beauty from nearby Stonington, Connecticut, falls in love with Russell, a young Naval Lieutenant from a socially prominent Newport family, who is stationed at the War College--the naval base near Newport where secret military scenarios are played out by future commanders. She is swept off her feet by the charming Russell who thinks nothing of borrowing secret documents to raise the money his family won't give him to date Sera. But Sera will not stand for that. Sophistocated thrills and romance energize The Last Season, from the author of The Gypsy Man and The Perfect Machine. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book Ripper written by Richard Devin and published by Invoke Books. This book was released on 2013-04-30 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Lance Taubold's and Rich Devin's Ripper; A Love Story is a fantastic read! A wonderful and intriguing take on a story that has fascinated us for years. Wonderful characters, a plot with all kinds of twists and turns and elements. I love this book--a true keeper!" - Heather Graham, New York Times Best Selling Author In June Coren Butler married the man of her dreams. In August the nightmare began… Prince Edward Albert Victor, The Duke of Clarence is Queen Victoria’s favorite grandson and the most eligible bachelor in England. Coren Butler has captured his heart in the perfect Cinderella story. A dream come true. Then the nightmare begins. On the night of August 30, 1888 cries of murder echo through the streets of Whitechapel and the most notorious murderer in history has claimed his first victim. As the murders continue the list of suspects grows, including Coren’s own husband—Prince Edward. Could the future king of England also be a monstrous serial killer? Ripper: A Love Story "Queen Victoria would not be amused--but you will be by this beguiling combination of romance and murder. Is the Crown Prince of England really Jack the Ripper? His wife would certainly like to know....and so will you." - Diana Gabaldon, New York Times Best Selling Author