Download or read book Diary of a Farting Ghast written by M. T. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why does a ghast have such farting problems? Read this book to find out how a Minecraft ghast learned about his farting issues and what he did about them. Learn about how his friends reacted to his stink and what he did when he met the dreaded Herobrine. This hilarious diary is great for fans of Minecraft and anyone interested in farts. I guarantee it! Makes a great gift, too...

Download or read book Farting Magical Creatures A Coloring Book written by M. T. Lott and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-04 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This coloring book contains twenty-four delightful images of magical creatures passing gas. Each picture is accompanied by a "fact" related to the creature and its gas. Some of the creatures included: unicorn, mermaid, dragon, leprechaun, Cerberus, fairy, gnome, troll, Loch Ness Monster, centaur, and more.

Download or read book Monster Farts Coloring Book written by M. T. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-29 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monster farts are ... well .. monstrous! And, maybe a little embarrassing. Find out for yourself in this detailed, amazing, unconventional, astounding, and epic farting monster coloring book! Monsters caught in the act of blasting a fart include: zombie bigfoot wendigo chupacabra alien ghost and many more! Be sure to share your finished works of art on Instagram using #monsterfarts Scroll up and grab your copy now!

Download or read book Super Cute Farting Animals Coloring Book written by M. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two questions: 1. Do you love cute animals? 2. Do you love to color? If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then you will enjoy this ridiculous and fun coloring book featuring your favorite super cute animals and their precious farts. Kids of all ages will giggle as they color pictures of: piglets hedgehogs baby squirrels ducklings bear cubs kittens sloths and more! Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh. This book makes a perfect gift for children with discerning tastes, will be a hit at the annual white elephant gift exchange, and is sure to put a smile on the face of all but the most legendary curmudgeons. Enjoy! And, if you like this book, be sure to check out the FARTING MAGICAL CREATURES COLORING BOOK and the FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK!!!!!!!!

Download or read book Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book written by M.t. Lott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no doubt, farts are funny! And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense! This funny coloring book is the sequel to the best-selling FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, because ... why not? This makes a great gift for kids, a white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift. But, wait... there's more!!!! Each coloring page comes with an amazing fact about each magical creature and its farts. Yeah, really! So, grab your copy ASAP.

Download or read book Books for Kids Diary of a Farting Kid 2 written by Kawaii Chan and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-22 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilarious fantasy for Minecrafting kids who love Farts! Have you ever been in a situation where you shouldn't fart? Join myself and Steve in our private confessions of a serial farter. Discover how we hide them (in Minecraft)! Warning: Success not guaranteed for YOU!Please leave a comment if you want to, and subscribe at the end of the book for more updates!Leave your suggestions in the comments below. JOIN THE FART ARMY! =DWhat have you got to lose now if you fart a lot like I do?

Download or read book Book for Kids Diary of a Farting Kid written by Aurora Lee and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-11 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jerry's stomach causes a scene during his first date with his dream girl.His farts are hurting his relationship.He gets a strange gassy outburst and even pisses off his friends. Of course, Jerry knows that this means trouble...How can Jerry handle his farts from getting him into troubles?Take a peek at what is really going on in this minecraft farting kid's life and how he overcomes his gassy problem.Can Jerry turn his fart into a deadly weapon or his butt will say otherwise?Ready to laugh your butt off?

Download or read book Diary of a Farting Kid Cathy Rules written by Wimpy Kid and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-06-29 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Diary Of A Farting Kid - Cathy Rules Can Steve and his older sister Cathy find a way to get along? Steve and his older sister Cathy have never truly gotten along. To Steve Cathy is just a bully whereas to Cathy Steve is a dork who farts too much. However when the Geller family goes though some unexpected trauma can Steve and Cathy come closer together as brother and sister? ACT NOW! Click the orange BUY button at the top of this page! Soon, you will be reading Diary Of A Farting Kid - Cathy Rules from the comfort of your own home!

Download or read book Diary of a Farting Kid written by Wimpy Kid and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-06-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Diary Of A Farting Kid - A Parody In Cartoons Steve Geller has a farting problem. How will he handle it? Steve is a little new to this diary writing stuff but he thought he'd give it a try. His sister gave him the diary because, in her words, "...you don't have any friends and diaries can be your best friend." But Steve is a nice guy with a good personality, why doesn't he have any friends? The truth is that he has a problem ... He Farts He farts often and loudly. This diary is a compilation of his attempts to get through the day and find a friend. Will he be successful? Get this book now and find out! ACT NOW! Click the orange BUY button at the top of this page! Soon, you will be reading Diary Of A Farting Kid - A Parody In Cartoons from the comfort of your own home!

Download or read book Diary of a Farting Villager written by M. T. Lott and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-23 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten-year-old villager Bartholomew Johnson is cursed, and so are the people around him. Why? He was born that way. You see, young Bart Johnson suffers from excess, uncontrollable fart gas, and his diet of dried kelp and mushroom stew is not helping matters. All of his friends except one, the loyal Stan Leaf, have abandoned him. They laugh at him and make jokes. Josh, the bully, loves to pick on him and make up mean nicknames. His teachers make him sit inside a glass cube during class to prevent his fart gas from disrupting the learning of the other students. His life is sad. But, when his fourth grade field trip is announced, will he finally discover a place where he can fart in peace? Read the Diary of a Farting Villager to find out how young Bart learns to accept himself for who he is and make the most of his ... talents.

Download or read book Diary of a Farting Pika written by Red Red Smith and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-22 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pika is such a cute animal. But when he gets gassy, he will become a fart whisperer. OR a fart shouterer. He's obsessed! Are silent farts worse? How can Pika save himself from those mega-embarrassing moments? Can Pika turn his fart into a deadly weapon or his butt will say otherwise?Ready to laugh your butt off?Get your Copy for FREE with Kindle Unlimited!

Download or read book Diary of an 8 Bit Warrior From Seeds to Swords written by Cube Kid and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2016-08-16 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pet slimes. A potion brew-off. A creepy forest that no one will explain. What’s a twelve-year-old warrior-in-training to do? As Runt and his friends continue their battle preparation, they face their biggest challenges yet—and it’s not just those zombies decked out in body armor (which is really weird, by the way). Runt’s got a brand new nemesis who will stop at nothing to claim the top spot in the warrior competition at school. And, to make matters worse, there’s a strange girl following him around wherever he goes. But old enemies will become new allies as the town rallies to save the school from a series of mysterious mob attacks. Can Runt and his friends take down the biggest, baddest boss mob yet? With fun text changes, full-color illustrations throughout, and shorter text blocks to reward readers balanced with longer text blocks to challenge readers, this book will get Minecraft fans off the screen and into reading!

Download or read book Diary of a Farting Creeper written by Wimpy Fart and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-13 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: $9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)

Download or read book The Accidental Minecraft Family written by Pixel Ate and published by . This book was released on 2021 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Mom wouldn't be Mom, if she didn't make sure the kingdom village had a proper Christmas celebration. But what will the accidental minecraft family do when the whole night is thrown off by an unexpected visitor while the ninjas are on night patrol?"--Back cover.

Download or read book Buyology written by Martin Lindstrom and published by Currency. This book was released on 2010-02-02 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating look at how consumers perceive logos, ads, commercials, brands, and products.”—Time How much do we know about why we buy? What truly influences our decisions in today’s message-cluttered world? In Buyology, Martin Lindstrom presents the astonishing findings from his groundbreaking three-year, seven-million-dollar neuromarketing study—a cutting-edge experiment that peered inside the brains of 2,000 volunteers from all around the world as they encountered various ads, logos, commercials, brands, and products. His startling results shatter much of what we have long believed about what captures our interest—and drives us to buy. Among the questions he explores: • Does sex actually sell? • Does subliminal advertising still surround us? • Can “cool” brands trigger our mating instincts? • Can our other senses—smell, touch, and sound—be aroused when we see a product? Buyology is a fascinating and shocking journey into the mind of today's consumer that will captivate anyone who's been seduced—or turned off—by marketers' relentless attempts to win our loyalty, our money, and our minds.

Download or read book Annabelle the Reluctant Fart Fairy written by M. Lott and published by . This book was released on 2014-02-27 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Annabelle, like all of her fairy friends, desperately wants to be a rose fairy when she grows up. But when things go horribly wrong at the Great Selecting ceremony, the fairy queen tells Annabelle she will have to spend the rest of her life as a fart fairy! As Annabelle's childhood friends distance themselves from her, Annabelle's family -- especially her goofy brother, Fevrile -- tell her everything will be alright. But, she knows better than to believe them. This is the story of how Annabelle tries to run away from her life as a fart fairy, breaking rules and friendships along the way. But, when catastrophe strikes, she is forced to embrace her identity as a Forgotten Fairy, leading her to a destiny more important than anything else in history. Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy is book one in the Forgotten Fairies series, designed for readers ages 5 to 105. The Forgotten Fairies Series, by M.T. LottHave you ever wondered if there were more than just flower and butterfly fairies?Are you getting bored with the same-old fairy stories?Are you wondering what real fairies actually do all day? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the Forgotten Fairies series is for you. Learn More at: www.ForgottenFairies.com INTERVIEW WITH M.T. LOTTHow did you create the character of Annabelle the Fart Fairy? I'm a dad, and my two kids -- one boy, one girl -- love silly and slightly gross stories. Think Captain Underpants type books. My daughter loved fairy books and movies when she was little. She would constantly ask me to tell her fairy stories before bed. When I ran out of cute fairy stories, I created the Annabelle character. I probably told her fifty stories before I thought, "Hey, this might make a good character for a book." Did your daughter help you write the book? She was my beta reader, for sure. I also got a few ideas from her. Once I was stuck in part of the book and I asked her what she thought should happen. She had a great idea, and I put it in the book. When did you start writing books? I've written since I was in junior high school, but I never published anything. I was an off-and-on writer. Once my kids started reading, I thought about writing books for children, but I never had a good idea until Annabelle. What do you like to do for fun? Surfing, gardening, and hiking. What's next for Annabelle? I am for sure going to write a third book featuring Annabelle. But, after that, I might start working on books about some of the other Forgotten Fairies. I think maybe Fevrile deserves a chance to tell his story.

Download or read book Diary of a Farting Minecraft Creeper written by Wimpy Fart and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-28 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: $9.95 *100% Money Back Guarantee* Diary of a Farting Minecraft Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! How does the creeper DOUBLE his power? Is breakfast REALLY the most important meal of the day? In the second book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he saves a minecraft village from a dangerous attack. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did :-) Buy with confidence. If you're unhappy with your purchase and Amazon doesn't give you a refund, we will!