Download or read book Diary of a Confused Harry Potter the Cowardly Wizard written by Alex Pan and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-07 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody knows the story of a brave Harry Potter: he was the great wizard who conquered Lord Voldemort. But have you ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of! Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what? Hogwarts stinks! It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stressful and embarrassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherins always teasing everyone about magical blood purity! It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies. Plus, ten hilarious illustrations are in the book! It's a silly fun read for independent readers. Diary of a Wimpy Hairy Potter

Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter written by Alex Pan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody knows the story of a brave Harry Potter: he was the great wizard who conquered Lord Voldemort. But have you ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of! Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what? Hogwarts stinks! It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stressful and embarrassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherins always teasing everyone about magical blood purity! It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies. Plus, ten hilarious illustrations are in the book! It's a silly fun read for independent readers. Diary of a Wimpy Hairy Potter

Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter the Cowardly Wizard written by Mark Tsoy and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EDITED VERSION Everybody knows the story of a brave Harry Potter: he was the great wizard who conquered Lord Voldemort. But have you heard ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of! Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what? Hogwarts stinks! It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stessful and embarassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherines always teasing everyone about magical blood purity! It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies. Plus, ten hilarious illustrations are in the book! It's a silly fun read for independent readers. Diary of a Wimpy Hairy Potter

Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter the Cowardly Wizard written by Mark Tsoy and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-11 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody knows the story of a brave Harry Potter: he was the great wizard who conquered Lord Voldemort. But have you heard ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of!Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what?Hogwarts stinks!It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stessful and embarassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherines always teasing everyone about magical blood purity!It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies.

Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter School Daze written by Alex Pan and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-23 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age Level: 9 - 12 | Grade Level: 4th and up Hi Diary, it's me, Harry Potter! NO! NOT THAT HARRY POTTER! When I last left you, I was feeling optimistic about school because I rode a broom, my friends threw me a big party and I got a magical key. Well now that I've had another week to experience things, I I have no idea what ever made me have that terrible idea! School stinks! I gotta say, I really hate it. And not for the reasons I hated it at first even--although, I still hate school for those reasons too sometimes!--but now I have all new reasons to hate being at school. And ya know, a lot of them are the same reason I hated going to non-magical school when I was little. At school, everybody's always telling you what to do, what to read, what to say, how to think. Yeesh! They even make you ask permission for using the bathroom! Like, come on, adults don't have to do that. But then on top of that, I got reluctantly sent to magic school at my parents insistence, and now gotta put up with all that craziness, plus extra cause my name is Harry Potter!

Download or read book Diary of a Confused Harry Potter School Daze written by Alex Pan and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-06 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi Diary, it's me, Harry Potter! NO! NOT THAT HARRY POTTER! When I last left you, I was feeling optimistic about school because I rode a broom, my friends threw me a big party and I got a magical key. Well now that I've had another week to experience things, I I have no idea what ever made me have that terrible idea! School stinks! I gotta say, I really hate it. And not for the reasons I hated it at first even-although, I still hate school for those reasons too sometimes!-but now I have all new reasons to hate being at school. And ya know, a lot of them are the same reason I hated going to non-magical school when I was little. At school, everybody's always telling you what to do, what to read, what to say, how to think. Yeesh! They even make you ask permission for using the bathroom! Like, come on, adults don't have to do that. But then on top of that, I got reluctantly sent to magic school at my parent's insistence, and now gotta put up with all that craziness, plus extra cause my name is Harry Potter!

Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter written by Alex Pan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-06 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi Diary, it's me, Harry Potter! NO! NOT THAT HARRY POTTER! When I last left you, I was feeling optimistic about school because I rode a broom, my friends threw me a big party and I got a magical key. Well now that I've had another week to experience things, I I have no idea what ever made me have that terrible idea! School stinks! I gotta say, I really hate it. And not for the reasons I hated it at first even-although, I still hate school for those reasons too sometimes!-but now I have all new reasons to hate being at school. And ya know, a lot of them are the same reason I hated going to non-magical school when I was little. At school, everybody's always telling you what to do, what to read, what to say, how to think. Yeesh! They even make you ask permission for using the bathroom! Like, come on, adults don't have to do that. But then on top of that, I got reluctantly sent to magic school at my parent's insistence, and now gotta put up with all that craziness, plus extra cause my name is Harry Potter!

Download or read book Diary of a Confused Harry Potter Toilet Town Monkey Trouble written by Alex Pan and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-10 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wimpy Harry Potter is back and...wimpier than ever! But that won't save him from going on his first real adventure since coming to Hogwarts. No more homework, no more books, plenty of teacher's dirty looks when Harry knocks down the entire school! That's right, Harry Potter just destroyed Hogwarts-no, not the real Harry Potter, the other, wimpy one. Why'd he do it? Well, the story has something to do with a toilet ghost named Moby Squirtle (not Moaning Myrtle, that's somebody else) and a little glob of goo named Globby (not Doby the House Elf, he's dead) and a crazy three-headed gorilla that's causing earthquakes under the surface of Hogwarts. Harry's going to have to go into the toilet to Toilet Town, the cleanest place in all the pipes, to go on a wacky adventure that is sure to make teachers say, "Don't read this during my class." If you like Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the Captain Underpants books, or just a silly adventure parody that will make you laugh, you're going to love the latest Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter: Monkey Trouble in Toilet Town!

Download or read book Diary of Harry Farter written by Wimpy Fart and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-31 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you heard of Harry Potter's secret cousin, Harry Farter? Diary of Harry Farter is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Harry Potter! Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Diary adventures! How did Harry get his nickname? He was supposed to become a wizard on his birthday, but something went wrong! In the first book of this funny adventure series, we get to read the diary of a young Harry as he struggles to become a wizard. Take a peek at what is really going on in Harry's life and watch as he takes on challenges and tries to overcome bullying at school. Are wizards really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this funny adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did :-)

Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Voldemort written by Tom Riddle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-07 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody has heard of Lord Voldemort. The greatest dark wizard who ever lived, He who must not be named terrorized the Wizarding World for generations. But who was Tom Riddle before he became the Dark Lord? Well, turns out that he was just a regular shy and clumsy kid! In this humorous Diary, Lord Clumsy Lumzy tells the hilarious tale of his time at Hogwarts. Can Tom resist the funny spells placed on him by the school's bullies? Will he overcome his wimpinness to rise to the top of his class? Most importantly, can Tom make friends and avoid becoming evil? Written for young readers who enjoy Harry Potter and Diary of a Wimpy Kid, this book is both entertaining and didactic!

Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter written by Alex Pan and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wimpy Harry Potter is back and...wimpier than ever! But that won't save him from going on his first real adventure since coming to Hogwarts. No more homework, no more books, plenty of teacher's dirty looks when Harry knocks down the entire school! That's right, Harry Potter just destroyed Hogwarts-no, not the real Harry Potter,the other, wimpy one. Why'd he do it? Well, the story has something to do with a toilet ghost named Moby Squirtle (not Moaning Myrtle, that's somebody else) and a little glob of goo named Globby (not Doby the House Elf, he's dead) and a crazy three-headed gorilla that's causing earthquakes under the surface of Hogwarts. Harry's going to have to go into the toilet to Toilet Town, the cleanest place in all the pipes, to goon a wacky adventure that is sure to make teachers say, ÙØDon't read this during my class.ÙĐ If you like Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the Captain Underpants books, or just a silly adventure parody that will make you laugh, you're going to love the latest Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter: Monkey Trouble in Toilet Town!

Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter Toilet Town Monkey Trouble written by Mark Tsoy and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wimpy Harry Potter is back and...wimpier than ever! But that won't save him from going on his first real adventure since coming to Hogwarts. Nomore homework, no more books, plenty of teacher's dirty looks when Harry knocks down theentire school! That's right, Harry Potter just destroyed Hogwarts--no, not the real Harry Potter,the other, wimpy one. Why'd he do it? Well, the story has something to do with a toilet ghost named Moby Squirtle (notMoaning Myrtle, that's somebody else) and a little glob of goo named Globby (not Doby theHouse Elf, he's dead) and a crazy three-headed gorilla that's causing earthquakes under thesurface of Hogwarts. Harry's going to have to go into the toilet to Toilet Town, the cleanest place in all the pipes, to goon a wacky adventure that is sure to make teachers say, "Don't read this during my class." If you like Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the Captain Underpants books, or just a sillyadventure parody that will make you laugh, you're going to love the latest Diary of a WimpyHarry Potter: Monkey Trouble in Toilet Town!

Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter School Daze written by Mark Tsoy and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi Diary, it's me, Harry Potter! NO! NOT THAT HARRY POTTER! When I last left you, I was feeling optimistic about school because I rode a broom, my friends threw me a big party and I got a magical key. Well now that I've had another week to experience things, I I have no idea what ever made me have that terrible idea! School stinks! I gotta say, I really hate it. And not for the reasons I hated it at first even--although, I still hate school for those reasons too sometimes!--but now I have all new reasons to hate being at school. And ya know, a lot of them are the same reason I hated going to non-magical school when I was little. At school, everybody's always telling you what to do, what to read, what to say, how to think. Yeesh! They even make you ask permission for using the bathroom! Like, come on, adults don't have to do that. But then on top of that, I got reluctantly sent to magic school at my parents insistence, and now gotta put up with all that craziness, plus extra cause my name is Harry Potter!

Download or read book The Magicians Trilogy Books 1 3 written by Lev Grossman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 1545 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The entire #1 New York Times bestselling Magicians trilogy, including The Magicians, The Magician King, and The Magician's Land, now available in one ebook bundle The Magicians Quentin Coldwater is brilliant but miserable. A high school math genius, he’s secretly fascinated with a series of children’s fantasy novels set in a magical land called Fillory, and real life is disappointing by comparison. When Quentin is unexpectedly admitted to an elite, secret college of magic, it looks like his wildest dreams may have come true. But his newfound powers lead him down a rabbit hole of hedonism and disillusionment, and ultimately to the dark secret behind the story of Fillory. The land of his childhood fantasies turns out to be much darker and more dangerous than he ever could have imagined . . . The Magicians is one of the most daring and inventive works of literary fantasy in years. No one who has escaped into the worlds of Narnia and Harry Potter should miss this breathtaking return to the landscape of the imagination. The Magician King Quentin Coldwater should be happy. He escaped a miserable Brooklyn childhood, matriculated at a secret college for magic, and graduated to discover that Fillory—a fictional utopia—was actually real. But even as a Fillorian king, Quentin finds little peace. His old restlessness returns, and he longs for the thrills a heroic quest can bring. Accompanied by his oldest friend, Julia, Quentin sets off—only to somehow wind up back in the real-world and not in Fillory, as they’d hoped. As the pair struggle to find their way back to their lost kingdom, Quentin is forced to rely on Julia’s illicitly learned sorcery as they face a sinister threat in a world very far from the beloved fantasy novels of their youth. The Magician's Land Quentin Coldwater has lost everything. He has been cast out of Fillory, the secret magical world of his childhood dreams that he once ruled. With nothing left to lose he returns to where his story began, the Brakebills Preparatory College of Magic. But he can’t hide from his past, and it’s not long before it comes looking for him. Meanwhile, the magical barriers that keep Fillory safe are failing, and barbarians from the north have invaded. Eliot and Janet, the rulers of Fillory, embark on a final quest to save their beloved world, only to discover a situation far more complex—and far more dire—than anyone had envisioned. Along with Plum, a brilliant young magician with a dark secret of her own, Quentin sets out on a crooked path through a magical demimonde of gray magic and desperate characters. His new life takes him back to old haunts, like Antarctica and the Neitherlands, and old friends he thought were lost forever. The Magician’s Land is an intricate and fantastical thriller, and an epic of love and redemption that brings the Magicians trilogy to a magnificent conclusion, confirming it as one of the great achievements in modern fantasy.

Download or read book Good Trouble written by Joe Biel and published by Microcosm Publishing. This book was released on 2016-03-15 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The history of Microcosm Publishing, from its origins as a record label and zine distro in Joe Biel's bedroom closet in Cleveland to a thriving, sustainable publisher of life-changing books. The book comes out to mark Microcosm's 20th anniversary and all the shit and splendor that's gone into making us who we are.In 1996, everything about Joe Biel's life seemed like a mistake. He was 18, he lived in Cleveland, he got drunk every day, and he had mystery health problems and weird social tics. All his friends' lives were as bad or worse. To escape a nihilistic, apocalyptic worldview and to bring reading and documentation into a communal punk scene, he started assembling self-published misfit zines and bringing them in milk crates to underground punk shows. As he applied the economics and values of underground punk rock music to publishing books, his worldview expanded along with his business, and so did the punk community's idea of what was possible. Eventually this became Microcosm Publishing.But all was not rosy. Biel's head for math was stronger than his ability to relate to people, and for everything that added up right, more things broke down. He developed valuable skills and workarounds, but it wasn't until he was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome that it all began to fall into place.Good Trouble is a tale of screwing up, trying again, and always finding a way do it better. It's a book for anyone who has ever failed big and dreamed bigger. It's about developing a toolkit for turning your difficulties into superpowers, building the world that you envision, and inspiring others to do the same. This is the story of how, over 20 years, one person turned a litany of continuing mistakes and seemingly wrong turns into a happy, fulfilled life and a thriving publishing business that defies all odds.With a foreword by Sander Hicks, founder of Soft Skull Press, and an introduction by Joyce Brabner, co-author with Harvey Pekar of Our Cancer Year.

Download or read book Albion s Seed written by David Hackett Fischer and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 1991-03-14 with total page 981 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fascinating book is the first volume in a projected cultural history of the United States, from the earliest English settlements to our own time. It is a history of American folkways as they have changed through time, and it argues a thesis about the importance for the United States of having been British in its cultural origins. While most people in the United States today have no British ancestors, they have assimilated regional cultures which were created by British colonists, even while preserving ethnic identities at the same time. In this sense, nearly all Americans are "Albion's Seed," no matter what their ethnicity may be. The concluding section of this remarkable book explores the ways that regional cultures have continued to dominate national politics from 1789 to 1988, and still help to shape attitudes toward education, government, gender, and violence, on which differences between American regions are greater than between European nations.

Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Character Compendium written by The Editors of MuggleNet and published by Media Lab Books. This book was released on 2020-06-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This compendium showcases EVERY character ever mentioned in the Harry Potter books, films and play: the good, the bad and the misunderstood. With more than 700 entries, this book is packed from cover to cover! J.K. Rowling’s collection of mystical multitudes is what makes the wizarding world so enchanting. To dive into Harry’s story is to immerse yourself in the richness of a magical universe filled with wizarding history, culture and lore. A world of witches, wizards, owls, elves, non- magical people, anti-non-magical-people people, folks who can talk to snakes and snakes who used to be folks. There are mind-readers, shape-shifters, centaurs, giants, ghosts (nearly headless and fully formed) and one enormous, extremely ill- tempered tree. This massive tome details every character created by J.K. Rowling and appearing in the official Harry Potter canon of books, movies and plays. Each entry highlights one character, where you will find details of when the character was first mentioned, appearance, wizard school, house, patronus, wand, related family members, skills and achievements, personal history and more. The Compendium also include genealogical charts and family trees for the major characters, world maps detailing important locations, homes and schools, as well as charts detailing alliances between characters.