Download or read book Diary of a Confused Harry Potter School Daze written by Alex Pan and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-06 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi Diary, it's me, Harry Potter! NO! NOT THAT HARRY POTTER! When I last left you, I was feeling optimistic about school because I rode a broom, my friends threw me a big party and I got a magical key. Well now that I've had another week to experience things, I I have no idea what ever made me have that terrible idea! School stinks! I gotta say, I really hate it. And not for the reasons I hated it at first even-although, I still hate school for those reasons too sometimes!-but now I have all new reasons to hate being at school. And ya know, a lot of them are the same reason I hated going to non-magical school when I was little. At school, everybody's always telling you what to do, what to read, what to say, how to think. Yeesh! They even make you ask permission for using the bathroom! Like, come on, adults don't have to do that. But then on top of that, I got reluctantly sent to magic school at my parent's insistence, and now gotta put up with all that craziness, plus extra cause my name is Harry Potter!
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter written by Alex Pan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-06 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi Diary, it's me, Harry Potter! NO! NOT THAT HARRY POTTER! When I last left you, I was feeling optimistic about school because I rode a broom, my friends threw me a big party and I got a magical key. Well now that I've had another week to experience things, I I have no idea what ever made me have that terrible idea! School stinks! I gotta say, I really hate it. And not for the reasons I hated it at first even-although, I still hate school for those reasons too sometimes!-but now I have all new reasons to hate being at school. And ya know, a lot of them are the same reason I hated going to non-magical school when I was little. At school, everybody's always telling you what to do, what to read, what to say, how to think. Yeesh! They even make you ask permission for using the bathroom! Like, come on, adults don't have to do that. But then on top of that, I got reluctantly sent to magic school at my parent's insistence, and now gotta put up with all that craziness, plus extra cause my name is Harry Potter!
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter School Daze written by Alex Pan and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-23 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age Level: 9 - 12 | Grade Level: 4th and up Hi Diary, it's me, Harry Potter! NO! NOT THAT HARRY POTTER! When I last left you, I was feeling optimistic about school because I rode a broom, my friends threw me a big party and I got a magical key. Well now that I've had another week to experience things, I I have no idea what ever made me have that terrible idea! School stinks! I gotta say, I really hate it. And not for the reasons I hated it at first even--although, I still hate school for those reasons too sometimes!--but now I have all new reasons to hate being at school. And ya know, a lot of them are the same reason I hated going to non-magical school when I was little. At school, everybody's always telling you what to do, what to read, what to say, how to think. Yeesh! They even make you ask permission for using the bathroom! Like, come on, adults don't have to do that. But then on top of that, I got reluctantly sent to magic school at my parents insistence, and now gotta put up with all that craziness, plus extra cause my name is Harry Potter!
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter 2 School Daze written by Mark Tsoy and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-17 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi Diary, it's me, Harry Potter! NO! NOT THAT HARRY POTTER! When I last left you, I was feeling optimistic about school because I rode a broom, my friends threw me a big party and I got a magical key. Well now that I've had another week to experience things, I I have no idea what ever made me have that terrible idea! School stinks! I gotta say, I really hate it. And not for the reasons I hated it at first even--although, I still hate school for those reasons too sometimes!--but now I have all new reasons to hate being at school. And ya know, a lot of them are the same reason I hated going to non-magical school when I was little. At school, everybody's always telling you what to do, what to read, what to say, how to think. Yeesh! They even make you ask permission for using the bathroom! Like, come on, adults don't have to do that. But then on top of that, I got reluctantly sent to magic school at my parents insistence, and now gotta put up with all that craziness, plus extra cause my name is Harry Potter!
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter School Daze written by Mark Tsoy and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi Diary, it's me, Harry Potter! NO! NOT THAT HARRY POTTER! When I last left you, I was feeling optimistic about school because I rode a broom, my friends threw me a big party and I got a magical key. Well now that I've had another week to experience things, I I have no idea what ever made me have that terrible idea! School stinks! I gotta say, I really hate it. And not for the reasons I hated it at first even--although, I still hate school for those reasons too sometimes!--but now I have all new reasons to hate being at school. And ya know, a lot of them are the same reason I hated going to non-magical school when I was little. At school, everybody's always telling you what to do, what to read, what to say, how to think. Yeesh! They even make you ask permission for using the bathroom! Like, come on, adults don't have to do that. But then on top of that, I got reluctantly sent to magic school at my parents insistence, and now gotta put up with all that craziness, plus extra cause my name is Harry Potter!
Download or read book Diary of a Confused Harry Potter the Cowardly Wizard written by Alex Pan and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-07 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody knows the story of a brave Harry Potter: he was the great wizard who conquered Lord Voldemort. But have you ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of! Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what? Hogwarts stinks! It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stressful and embarrassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherins always teasing everyone about magical blood purity! It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies. Plus, ten hilarious illustrations are in the book! It's a silly fun read for independent readers. Diary of a Wimpy Hairy Potter
Download or read book Diary of a Confused Harry Potter Toilet Town Monkey Trouble written by Alex Pan and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-10 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wimpy Harry Potter is back and...wimpier than ever! But that won't save him from going on his first real adventure since coming to Hogwarts. No more homework, no more books, plenty of teacher's dirty looks when Harry knocks down the entire school! That's right, Harry Potter just destroyed Hogwarts-no, not the real Harry Potter, the other, wimpy one. Why'd he do it? Well, the story has something to do with a toilet ghost named Moby Squirtle (not Moaning Myrtle, that's somebody else) and a little glob of goo named Globby (not Doby the House Elf, he's dead) and a crazy three-headed gorilla that's causing earthquakes under the surface of Hogwarts. Harry's going to have to go into the toilet to Toilet Town, the cleanest place in all the pipes, to go on a wacky adventure that is sure to make teachers say, "Don't read this during my class." If you like Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the Captain Underpants books, or just a silly adventure parody that will make you laugh, you're going to love the latest Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter: Monkey Trouble in Toilet Town!
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter written by Alex Pan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody knows the story of a brave Harry Potter: he was the great wizard who conquered Lord Voldemort. But have you ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of! Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what? Hogwarts stinks! It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stressful and embarrassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherins always teasing everyone about magical blood purity! It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies. Plus, ten hilarious illustrations are in the book! It's a silly fun read for independent readers. Diary of a Wimpy Hairy Potter
Download or read book Harry Potter Marauder s Map Invisible Ink Lock Key Diary written by Insight Editions and published by Insights. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the magic of the HARRY POTTER™ films with this lock and key diary. Featuring the Marauder’s Map and a magic-reveal pen to help you find invisible ink surprises concealed throughout the 192 pages of the diary, this diary also includes a lock and two keys to keep your thoughts secure.
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter the Cowardly Wizard written by Mark Tsoy and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EDITED VERSION Everybody knows the story of a brave Harry Potter: he was the great wizard who conquered Lord Voldemort. But have you heard ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of! Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what? Hogwarts stinks! It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stessful and embarassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherines always teasing everyone about magical blood purity! It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies. Plus, ten hilarious illustrations are in the book! It's a silly fun read for independent readers. Diary of a Wimpy Hairy Potter
Download or read book Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter the Cowardly Wizard written by Mark Tsoy and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-11 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody knows the story of a brave Harry Potter: he was the great wizard who conquered Lord Voldemort. But have you heard ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of!Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what?Hogwarts stinks!It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stessful and embarassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherines always teasing everyone about magical blood purity!It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies.
Download or read book The Very Secret Diary written by Arabella and published by . This book was released on 2015-03-14 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book TEENAGE DIARIES The Days That Were written by Saurabh Sharma and published by One Point Six Technology Pvt Ltd. This book was released on 2016-12-12 with total page 397 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “How about bunking the next class and rushing to the cricket field and while you are at it, planting a bomb in the toilet?” Wait, what the hell am I asking you to do with deadlines to catch on!? But allow me to take you down the forgotten memory lanes and remind you of the times when… You had a fit of breathlessness in front of your crush, When FLAMES said marriage, you couldn’t help but blush. Blank calls played Morse codes, Two meant – you missed her loads. You were clumsy as shit, because her presence was sublime, But after your break-up, crying became your favorite pastime. You bunked the classes and said - 'Let the studies rot!' But you never missed Kiran ma'am's class, ‘coz she was pretty hot! ;) Cricket brought you glory, And planting a bomb in school changed your story. Life screwed you over and killed your spirit, But you’re glad that you anyway did it. Told from the eyes of an Indian middle-class teenager, this story will make you wonder what you would have done if you were named Ghanshyam and were born a pessimistic nerd, while your optimistic best friend believed in unicorns and utopia! And to add to your woes, what if you fell in love with the most beautiful girl of your school? Wouldn’t you then wait for a miracle to happen?
Download or read book The Magicians Trilogy Books 1 3 written by Lev Grossman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 1545 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The entire #1 New York Times bestselling Magicians trilogy, including The Magicians, The Magician King, and The Magician's Land, now available in one ebook bundle The Magicians Quentin Coldwater is brilliant but miserable. A high school math genius, he’s secretly fascinated with a series of children’s fantasy novels set in a magical land called Fillory, and real life is disappointing by comparison. When Quentin is unexpectedly admitted to an elite, secret college of magic, it looks like his wildest dreams may have come true. But his newfound powers lead him down a rabbit hole of hedonism and disillusionment, and ultimately to the dark secret behind the story of Fillory. The land of his childhood fantasies turns out to be much darker and more dangerous than he ever could have imagined . . . The Magicians is one of the most daring and inventive works of literary fantasy in years. No one who has escaped into the worlds of Narnia and Harry Potter should miss this breathtaking return to the landscape of the imagination. The Magician King Quentin Coldwater should be happy. He escaped a miserable Brooklyn childhood, matriculated at a secret college for magic, and graduated to discover that Fillory—a fictional utopia—was actually real. But even as a Fillorian king, Quentin finds little peace. His old restlessness returns, and he longs for the thrills a heroic quest can bring. Accompanied by his oldest friend, Julia, Quentin sets off—only to somehow wind up back in the real-world and not in Fillory, as they’d hoped. As the pair struggle to find their way back to their lost kingdom, Quentin is forced to rely on Julia’s illicitly learned sorcery as they face a sinister threat in a world very far from the beloved fantasy novels of their youth. The Magician's Land Quentin Coldwater has lost everything. He has been cast out of Fillory, the secret magical world of his childhood dreams that he once ruled. With nothing left to lose he returns to where his story began, the Brakebills Preparatory College of Magic. But he can’t hide from his past, and it’s not long before it comes looking for him. Meanwhile, the magical barriers that keep Fillory safe are failing, and barbarians from the north have invaded. Eliot and Janet, the rulers of Fillory, embark on a final quest to save their beloved world, only to discover a situation far more complex—and far more dire—than anyone had envisioned. Along with Plum, a brilliant young magician with a dark secret of her own, Quentin sets out on a crooked path through a magical demimonde of gray magic and desperate characters. His new life takes him back to old haunts, like Antarctica and the Neitherlands, and old friends he thought were lost forever. The Magician’s Land is an intricate and fantastical thriller, and an epic of love and redemption that brings the Magicians trilogy to a magnificent conclusion, confirming it as one of the great achievements in modern fantasy.
Download or read book Mugglenet com s What Will Happen in Harry Potter 7 written by Ben Schoen and published by . This book was released on 2007-01 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents the plots of the previous Harry Potter books, a personal interview with J. K. Rowling, and tips and suggestions of fans to offer speculations concerning the contents of the seventh and final volume in the series.
Download or read book The Moth Diaries written by Rachel Klein and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2003-07-29 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lucy and Ernessa have become inseparable. Ernessa’s taken her over. She’s consuming her. What I saw wasn’t real. And I know it wasn’t a dream. Ernessa is a vampire. At an exclusive girls’ boarding school, a sixteen-year-old girl records her most intimate thoughts in a diary. The object of her growing obsession is her roommate, Lucy Blake, and Lucy’s friendship with their new and disturbing classmate. Ernessa is an enigmatic, moody presence with pale skin and hypnotic eyes. Around her swirl dark rumors, suspicions, and secrets as well as a series of ominous disasters. As fear spreads through the school and Lucy isn’t Lucy anymore, fantasy and reality mingle until what is true and what is dreamed bleed together into a waking nightmare that evokes with gothic menace the anxieties, lusts, and fears of adolescence. And at the center of the diary is the question that haunts all who read it: Is Ernessa really a vampire? Or has the narrator trapped herself in the fevered world of her own imagining?
Download or read book The Night and Its Moon written by Piper CJ and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-09-20 with total page 441 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An addictive fantasy romance from TikTok sensation Piper CJ, now newly revised and edited. Two orphans grow into powerful young women as they face countless threats to find their way back to each other. Farleigh is just an orphanage. At least, that's what the church would have the people believe, but beautiful orphans Nox and fae-touched Amaris know better. They are commodities for sale, available for purchase by the highest bidder. So when the madame of a notorious brothel in a far-off city offers a king's ransom to purchase Amaris, Nox ends up taking her place — while Amaris is drawn away to the mountains, home of mysterious assassins. Even as they take up new lives and identities, Nox and Amaris never forget one thing: they will stop at nothing to reunite. But the threat of war looms overhead, and the two are inevitably swept into a conflict between human and fae, magic and mundane. With strange new alliances, untested powers, and a bond that neither time nor distance could possibly break, the fate of the realms lies in the hands of two orphans — and the love they hold for each other.
