Download or read book Dirty Daddy written by Bob Saget and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-04-08 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millions of viewers know and love Bob Saget from his role as the sweetly neurotic father on the smash hit Full House, and as the charming wisecracking host of America's Funniest Home Videos. And then there are the legions of fans who can't get enough of his scatological, out-of-his-mind stand-up routines, comedy specials, and outrageously profane performances in such shows as HBO's Entourage and the hit documentary The Aristocrats. In his bold and wildly entertaining publishing debut, he continues to embrace his dark side and gives readers the book they have long been waiting for—hilarious and often dirty. Bob believes there's a time and a place for filth. From his never-before-heard stories of what really went on behind the scenes of two of the most successful family shows of all times, with co-stars like John Stamos and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, to his tales of legendary friends and colleagues like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, and other show business legends, Saget opens up about some of his personal experiences with life and death, his career, and his reputation for sick humor—all with his highly original blend of silliness, vulgarity, humor and heart, and all framed by a man who loves being funny above all else.

Download or read book Bad Boy Daddy written by Chance Carter and published by Chance Carter. This book was released on 2015-09-29 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He wanted a baby. I needed a man. Faith The first time I saw Jackson, I hated his guts. He was everything I could never have. Pure, panty-wetting, manhood. And I was trapped in a loveless relationship with his worst enemy. I never would have dreamed he craved my womb so badly he was willing to do anything for it. Jackson My father's death taught me a lot of things. Most importantly, I needed a child. I had to have a son before my enemies caught up with me. So when Faith came begging for protection, I knew exactly what I wanted. I yearned for her body. Lust raged through me like a wildfire. I longed to make her pregnant with my child. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse. A life for a life. My protection, in exchange for everything she had to offer. I'd die for her, but she would give me a son. I took her womb. I never suspected she'd take my heart.

Download or read book Daddy s Prisoner written by Megan Lloyd Davies and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-10-01 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In April 2008, the world watched in horror as the news of Josef Fritzl made worldwide headlines. But for one British woman the story was not the stuff of unimaginable nightmares. Alice Lawrence knew all too well the torture suffered at the hands of a father whose depravity knew no bounds. She too was kept prisoner and repeatedly made pregnant - and it was only after the death of one of her babies that she finally found the courage to escape. Born in 1970, Alice grew up in the impoverished backstreets of an industrial Northern town with her parents and seven brothers and sisters. She was first raped by her father when she was 11. From the age of 15, she was made pregnant six times by him in an effort to secure additional state benefits. All bar one of her pregnancies failed, but her daughter never made it through her first year. The death of her baby was the spur to Alice bringing her father and abuser to justice. Finally, Alice can tell her deeply moving story of recovery from abuse.

Download or read book Your Dad Will Do written by Katee Robert and published by Trinkets and Tales LLC. This book was released on 2021-01-01 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’ve been harboring a dark secret for two long years. I’ve been fantasizing about my fiancé’s father, thinking filthy thoughts that a good daughter-in-law should not be indulging in. So when I catch my fiancé cheating on me, there’s only one revenge that will fulfill all my needs. I’m going to seduce his father. It’s dirty and it’s wrong, and I don’t care. I want him, so I mean to have him. After this weekend, my ex won’t be the only one who calls his father Daddy. In Your Dad Will Do, you'll find: - Revenge sex - (former) Father-In-Law - Daddy Stuff - Age Gap Romance

Download or read book The Hottest Daddy A Single Dad Romance written by Michelle Love and published by Blessings For All SC. This book was released on 2020-04 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this bad boy book by Best-selling billionaire romance author Michelle Love.... Just when my life was falling apart, she came into it. I can’t stop thinking about her, her face, her hair, her beautiful, curvy body… The way she gasps my name when she comes… She is my life now, my whole life, and nothing and no-one will stop us from being together… Nothing…

Download or read book Daddy s Best Friend written by Kelli Callahan and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-11 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a really bad idea...She just showed up on my doorstep.My best friend's daughter.The girl I remember is all grown up,But she's still a brat.A place to stay?I'll give her that and a whole lot more.She needs a firm hand,And a little bit of discipline.Or maybe I'm just looking for an excuse to put my hands on those gorgeous curves...She can whisper all of her secrets into my ear.But I don't think I'm going to be able to let her go.My best friend might have been her father...But she's never had a Daddy.---Are you ready to meet Greyson Foster? He's rich, successful, hot-as-sin and British. -- The kind of man you want to call Daddy.Kelli's Note: Each book in the "Once Upon a Daddy" series is a full-length standalone romance novel. Leave your panties at the door. You won't need them when Daddy gets home because you're going to want to be a bad, bad girl...

Download or read book Act Your Age written by Eve Dangerfield and published by Eve Dangerfield Books. This book was released on 2021-07-17 with total page 422 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A love letter to readers who've ever been made to feel weird for loving daddy kink. Dangerfield is a bold, brilliant, captivating voice who should be at the very top of your TBR." - New York Times bestselling author Tessa Bailey All Kate 'Middleton' McGrath wants is a man to call 'Daddy' in bed. But kinks aren't for everyone. She gets it. They're definitely not going to be for her grumpaholic boss, Mr Henderson. But a girl can dream, can't she? Especially when he's always so stern with her… "Fresh, sexy and fun. Act Your Age is Australian erotic romance at its best." - New York Times bestselling author Kylie Scott Tyler Henderson is a golden boy who's lost his shine. He's old, his dream career is over, his fiancée left him. Now all the former firefighter can do is bury his troubles in paperwork and hard liquor... and try to keep Middleton out of his head. He's not going anywhere near that girl. He's done with sweet and innocent. And things don't come much sweeter or more innocent than a cupcake-baking engineer who knits her own hats. "It's 2am and this book is everything and I. Am. Dead. If you have to read one daddy book-read this one." - New York Times bestselling author L.J. Shen When a case of mistaken identity brings Kate and Ty together, they soon realize they have more in common, and more to lose, than either of them dreamed… ACT YOUR AGE is a full-length contemporary novel by critically acclaimed author Eve Dangerfield.

Download or read book Daddy Crush written by Adriana Anders and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crushing hard... I'm about to have my first kiss and I feel absolutely nothing. No excitement, no flutters, not even a glimmer of curiosity. That all changes when my bossy neighbor steps in and shows me how it's done, just this once.But when the kiss that sets me on fire ends, it's not enough. I want more. I want it all. And I want him to be the one. On the wrong kind of man. I'm bossy, possessive, dirty-talking, and twice her age. Kissing my cute, innocent neighbor is a terrible idea-especially if kissing turns into more. One taste of her sweet lips might not be enough. Once I touch her, there's no going back. Once I've had her, she's mine. Praise for Adriana Anders: "A thrill ride... Terrifying and rousingly sexy" - ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY for WHITEOUT "An exhilarating story of survival and love against all the odds. I couldn't put it down!" ― Katee Robert, NYT Bestselling Author for WHITEOUT "Adriana Anders brings twisted intrigue and sizzling passion hot enough to melt the ice in WHITEOUT! Sexy, smart and tough characters in a beautifully ice-cold landscape will grab you from the first line and keep you along for a wild ride to the very end." ― Rebecca Zanetti, New York Times Bestselling author for WHITEOUT "Scorching hot and beautifully emotional. A pulse-pounding, edge-of-your-seat read." - Lori Foster, New York Times Bestselling Author for WHITEOUT "The romance I've been craving-smart, edgy, brimming with heat and heart." - Cara McKenna for UNDER HER SKIN "A dark and emotional tale that will make your spine tingle as well as your heart." - Sarina Bowen, USA Today bestselling author for UNDER HER SKIN

Download or read book Lush written by Natasha Friend and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010-02-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Natasha Friend is a Judy Blume for today -- clearly evident in this remarkable new novel about a girl whose father is an alcoholic and how she and her family learn to deal with his condition.It's hard to be a 13-year-old girl. But it's even harder when your father's a drunk. It adds an extra layer to everything -- your family's reactions to things, the people you're willing to bring home, the way you see yourself and the world. For Samantha, it's something that's been going on for so long that she's almost used to it. Only, you never get used to it. Especially when it starts to get worse...

Download or read book Dirty Daddies written by Jade West and published by . This book was released on 2017-06 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some bad girls need a firm hand to keep them in line.I'm bad enough to need two.Two older men who can teach me a lesson when I misbehave.Two hot bodies to keep me warm in bed at night.Two best friends who can learn to share a filthy-mouthed little brat like me.After all... dirty girls need very dirty daddies. ***Carrie Wells is nothing but trouble.She's wild and difficult. Not worth anyone's time.Carrie Wells is a beautiful little brat. She's also a vulnerable young adult on my case list.She's half my age and totally off limits. I'm breaking every rule in the book by giving her somewhere to stay when she's out on the streets with nowhere to go. And I'm breaking every rule of friendship by holing her up in my best friend Jack's house while he's away on business.I thought life was difficult enough when I fell for the girl, but it gets a whole lot harder when Jack comes home early and finds a beautiful stranger causing chaos in his house. And a whole lot harder still when he falls for her too. He's the one guy on this planet I'd share my last supper with. I'd share it gladly. I'm just not so sure how I feel about sharing Carrie Wells.

Download or read book Daddy s Girl written by Garrison Keillor and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 2005-04 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh, baby, won't you dance with me? Little baby, bouncing on my knee, Wave your hands and shake your feet. Ooohh, baby, you're so sweet. . . .The sweetness between a daddy and his little girl is all here-the walks, the favorite foods, the dancing, the diaper changing. With his signature warmth and wit, Garrison Keillor turns ordinary daily events into celebrations.

Download or read book Percy Jackson and the Olympians Book One The Lightning Thief written by Rick Riordan and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2009-05-02 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller | Now a series on Disney+ 12-year-old Percy Jackson discovers he is the son of Poseidon in the opener to the hilarious, fast-paced adventure fantasy series for young readers ages 10 and up The eBook edition of the first book in Rick Riordan’s thrilling series, filled with magic, mythology, and plenty of monsters Percy Jackson is about to be kicked out of boarding school again—he can't seem to stay out of trouble. Is he supposed to stand by while a bully picks on his scrawny best friend? Or not defend himself when his teacher turns into a monster and tries to kill him? Mythical creatures seem to be walking straight out of the pages of Percy's Greek mythology textbook and into his life. What’s worse, he's angered a few of them: Zeus's master lightning bolt has been stolen, and Percy is the prime suspect. Percy and his friends Grover the satyr, and Annabeth, the demigod daughter of Athena, must find and return Zeus's stolen property and bring peace to a warring Mount Olympus. They travel cross country to the gates of the Underworld in Los Angeles, facing a host of enemies determined to stop them. Withmillions of copies and over 10 years spent on the New York Times bestseller list, Percy has also become a movie, a Broadway musical, and now a Disney+ series. He continues to find fans in classrooms and libraries across the world.

Download or read book Dad s Own Housekeeping Book written by David Bowers and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2006-01-01 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just because you're born with a “Y” chromosome doesn't excuse you from cleaning the bathroom, especially in this day and age when time's at a premium and partners have to be, well, partners. To help men step up to the plate (and wash it) is DAD'S OWN HOUSEKEEPING BOOK, the book of everything your mother never taught you about taking care of a house. Written by a real guy, in a real guy's voice and with a direct guy-to-guy point of view, DAD'S OWN HOUSEKEEPING BOOK—in the spirit of Dad's Own Cookbook, with 270,000 copies in print—takes even the most Swiffer-challenged dad and shows him that housekeeping is no different from yard work, that if you can organize your shop you can organize a kitchen, and if you can load a trunk you can load a dishwasher. From laundry room to attic storage, from the “Five- Minute Attack Plan: Bathroom” to the all-out assault of spring cleaning (it really does make a big difference), from mold to stains to picking-up-after-the-kids-without-driving-yourself-crazy, this is the comprehensive crash course. Here's how to do the laundry without dulling colors. Stock the pantry to make weekday meals infinitely easier. How to get mildew off the shower tiles. How to make a bed—in one minute. How to be best friends with baking soda—just one of the many tips the author gives for saving money. And what you can do in thirty minutes to make your house completely presentable for your mother-in-law. Sorry, no more excuses.

Download or read book Forbidden Gem written by Cara Dee and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-30 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My little Gemma. She grew up in the outskirts of the well-known Delaney family, a family where her mother, my fiancee, demanded the spotlight. I didn't mind sharing the shadows with the girl who was mistreated by so many, but Gemma understandably left us behind when she graduated from high school. I wouldn't have stayed in touch, either. Four years have passed since then, and I've long since reached my limit for public scandals and diva antics. I escape Hollywood and go to my cabin outside of Salt Lake City, because I need time. Time to rethink my life, my poor choices, and my future. With that in mind, and my desire to be alone, the last thing I expect to find when I arrive is the girl I haven't seen in years. She was once sweeter than sugar. Now she's sweeter than sin. She's also rebellious, foul-mouthed, and in desperate need of a firm hand. As deprived as I am depraved, the Daddy Dom in me yearns to give it to her, but that would be wrong on every level. She's forbidden.

Download or read book Dad Made Dirty Movies written by Jordan Todorov and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2020-09-21 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Strippers, zombies, fugitives and jewel thieves. These were just some of the characters who inhabited the weird, wild films of director Stephen C. Apostolof in the 1960s and 1970s. But Apostolof's own life was every bit as improbable as the plots of his lurid movies. Escaping the clutches of the communists in his native Bulgaria, he came to America in 1952 and decided on a whim to reinvent himself as a Hollywood filmmaker, right down to the cigars, sunglasses and Cadillacs. He produced a string of memorable sexploitation classics, including the infamous Orgy of the Dead. Along the way, he married three times, fathered five children and forged a personal and professional relationship with the notorious Ed Wood, Jr. Drawing on rare archival material and interviews with those who knew him best, this first biography of Apostolof chronicles the life and career of a cult film legend.

Download or read book Love Olives written by Jenna Evans Welch and published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestseller From the New York Times bestselling author of Love & Gelato comes a Mamma Mia!–inspired tale about a teen girl finding romance while trying to connect with her absent father in beautiful Santorini, Greece. Liv Varanakis doesn’t have a lot of fond memories of her father, which makes sense—he fled to Greece when she was only eight. What Liv does remember, though, is their shared love for Greek myths and the lost city of Atlantis. So when Liv suddenly receives a postcard from her father explaining that National Geographic is funding a documentary about his theories on Atlantis—and will she fly out to Greece and help?—Liv jumps at the opportunity. But when she arrives to gorgeous Santorini, things are a little…awkward. There are so many questions, so many emotions that flood to the surface after seeing her father for the first time in years. And yet Liv doesn’t want their past to get in the way of a possible reconciliation. She also definitely doesn’t want Theo—her father’s charismatic so-called “protégé”—to witness her struggle. And that means diving into all that Santorini has to offer—the beautiful sunsets, the turquoise water, the hidden caves, and the delicious cuisine. But not everything on the Greek island is as perfect as it seems. Because as Liv slowly begins to discover, her father may not have invited her to Greece for Atlantis, but for something much more important.

Download or read book BAILIFF DADDY Silas and Maxwell Officer Daddies Book 3 written by Christine Aster and published by Writers Republic LLC. This book was released on 2024-04-05 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Honorable Judge A. Maxwell is a confident and successful man who dates beautiful women and attends lavish parties. His political contacts want him to run for a higher office, but Maxwell has a secret. Well, lots actually. Deep down, he's a lonely, overweight middle-aged little without a daddy. How is he supposed to find one if everyone thinks he should be getting married and having kids? Silas is excited about his new job, but he is missing his friends and the thrill of the police force. He expects the job to be boring and routine, but it takes him only about two minutes to see the man behind the judge's stern exterior. He's a scared boy who can't take care of himself, and Silas would be more than happy to help. But Maxwell is so deep in the closet. Will he ever be able to accept Silas's care and come out? When Max finally accepts Silas as his daddy, he begins receiving threats to out him. Will Maxwell choose love or the career he worked so hard for? Or does the sender have worse plans than just outing him?