Download or read book Daddy Likes Beer written by Mike Lukaszewicz and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-11 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Daddy Likes Beer written by Mike Lukaszewicz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-04-11 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Family-friendly rhyming text and illustrations tell of enjoying Dad time while he enjoys beer.

Download or read book Daddy Needs a Drink written by Robert Wilder and published by Delta. This book was released on 2007-05-01 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Dave Barry, an irreverent look at fatherhood from a dad who truly loves his kids—even when they’re driving him nuts. “Robert Wilder’s hilarious and boldly candid essays about the realities of parenting go down like gin and tonic on a hot summer afternoon.”—People A Santa Fe dad shares heartwarming, comic, often ludicrous tales of raising a family in this laugh-out-loud book perfect for anyone who enjoys the edgy humor of David Sedaris or the whimsical commentary of Dave Barry. Waxing both profound and profane on issues close to a father’s heart—from exploding diapers to toddler tantrums, from the horrors of dressing up as Frosty the Snowman to the moments that make a father proud—Robert Wilder brilliantly captures the joys and absurdities of being a parent today. With an artist wife and two kids—a daughter, Poppy, and a son, London—Robert Wilder considers himself as open-minded as the next man. Yet even he finds himself parentally challenged when his toddler son, London, careens around the house in the buff or asks the kind of outrageous, embarrassing questions only a kid can ask. A high school teacher who sometimes refers to himself jokingly as Mister Mom (when his wife, Lala, is busy in her studio), Wilder shares warmly funny stories on everything from sleep deprivation to why school-sponsored charities can turn otherwise sane adults into blithering and begging idiots. Whether trying to conjure up the perfect baby name (“Poppy” came to his wife’s mother in a dream) or hiring a Baby Whisperer to get some much-needed sleep, Wilder offers priceless life lessons on discipline, potty training, even phallic fiddling (courtesy of young London). He describes the perils of learning to live monodextrously (doing everything with one hand while carrying your child around with the other) and the joys of watching his daughter morph into a graceful, wise, unique little person right before his eyes. By turns tender, irreverent, and hysterically funny, Daddy Needs a Drink is a hilarious and poignant tribute to his family by a man who truly loves being a father.

Download or read book Goodnight Brew written by Karla Oceanak and published by Bailiwick Press. This book was released on 2014-09-23 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s closing time at the brewery. While the moon rises, the happy crew sings and dances as they wind down for the day. Join them in saying goodnight to the beer-making equipment, brew ingredients, and styles of suds. This humorous parody of a children's literature classic is a "pitcher book" for grown-ups. It's the perfect anytime story for beer lovers everywhere!

Download or read book Beer Makes Daddy Strong written by Andy Riley and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-03-26 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fatherhood is full of ups and downs, quirks and crises. But there is always humor to be found! Featuring 60 all-new cartoons from Andy Riley, Beer Makes Daddy Strong shows the world just how great dads can be: Daddy knows all the best car games ("Who can stay quiet the longest?"), likes to show off his scars (that he may or may not have obtained while running with the bulls in Spain), and is a great cook (when Spaghetti Bolognese is on the menu). Witty and wise, this affectionate tribute is a celebration of fatherhood and all of its joys, confusion, humor, and, of course, beer.

Download or read book Daddy Day Care written by Jonathan Tindale and published by Jonathan Tindale. This book was released on 2018-01-31 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 Award Winner - Best Parenting & Family - Pacific Book Review 2018 Award Winner - Bronze - Non-Fiction - Wishing Shelf Book Awards The award winning Daddy Day Care is an outrageously funny and honest guide to parenting for dads. Find out what happens when one dad stays at home during maternity leave to bring up his baby daughter. What is it like to be the only bloke in playgroup? How do you bluff your way through mum chat? How can your sidekick provide a cheap alternative to the gym? Aimed at dads (and curious mums) Daddy Day Care is illustrated with funny stick men, and offers a truly alternative look at the poo soaked chaos of full-time childcare. Daddy Day Care includes chapters on:weaning and feedinglocal playgroupsa bluffers guide to parenting bookssleeping and nappingteething and first aidDIY and jobs around the housebaby gadgetswhat to wear – for children and dadsa brief history of fatherhoodpottery cafes and ravesZen and the art of fatherhood Best served with beer – or strong coffee (for the chronically sleep-deprived parent). Reviews"Great book for new dads - an honest and funny account of what life with a baby is like" - A Mum Reviews "Very well written, so honest and funny too" - Life as Mum "This book is a great read, especially if you're a soon to be dad. Very funny and I found myself nodding along on almost every page!" - One Hull of a Dad "If you’re looking for a gift for a new parent, or even an expectant one, this book is the answer" - Parent Game blog "Truly laugh-out-loud - five sticky fingers and five stars for this valiant manual in fathering" - Readers Favorite

Download or read book Get Your Own Damn Beer I m Watching the Game written by Holly Robinson Peete and published by Rodale. This book was released on 2005-08-15 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide for women football fans explains each component of the game of football, describes the role of each position player, outlines common plays, and provides descriptions of some of the most memorable moments in NFL history.

Download or read book The Beer Bible written by Jeff Alworth and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 657 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The only book you need to understand the world’s most popular beverage. I swear on a stack of these, it’s a thumping good read.”––John Holl, editor of All About Beer Magazine and author of The American Craft Beer Cookbook Imagine sitting in your favorite pub with a friend who happens to be a world-class expert on beer. That’s this book. It covers the history: how we got from gruel-beer to black IPA in 10,000 years. The alchemy: malts, grains, and the miracle of hops. The variety: dozens of styles and hundreds of recommended brews (including suggestions based on your taste preferences), divided into four sections––Ales, Wheat Beers, Lagers, and Tart and Wild Ales––and all described in mouthwatering detail. The curiosity: how to read a Belgian label; the talk of two Budweisers; porter, the first superstyle; and what, exactly, a lager is. The pleasure. Because you don’t merely taste beer, you experience it. Winner of a 2016 IACP Award “Covers a lot of ground, from beer styles and brewing methods to drinking culture past and present. There’s something for beer novices and beer geeks alike.”––Ken Grossman, founder, Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. “Erudite, encyclopedic, and enormously entertaining aren’t words you normally associate with beer, but The Beer Bible is no ordinary beer book. As scinitillating, diverse, and refreshing as man’s oldest alcoholic beverage itself.”––Steve Raichlen, author of Project Smoke and How to Grill

Download or read book Daddy Adventure Day written by Dave Keane and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-03-17 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're a father-or a child-there is no better way to spend a day than on a Daddy Adventure Day. And there's no better way to spend a Daddy Adventure Day than going to a ball game. Because while there are humongous cheering crowds, fun foods, presents, and home run celebrations, here is the best part: time spent between a father and his child. That's the best gift of all. Bonding between Daddy and child has never been captured more vividly than in this picture book that manages to be bright, funny, and heartwarming all at the same time.

Download or read book Beer Makes Daddy Strong written by Andy Riley and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-04-16 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of comics from the author of Wine Makes Mommy Clever and Dawn of the Bunny Suicides takes a humorous look at fatherhood in all its glory. Fatherhood is full of ups and downs, quirks and crises. But there is always humor to be found! Featuring 60 all-new cartoons from Andy Riley, Beer Makes Daddy Strong shows the world just how great dads can be: Daddy knows all the best car games (“Who can stay quiet the longest?”), likes to show off his scars (that he may or may not have obtained while running with the bulls in Spain), and is a great cook (when Spaghetti Bolognese is on the menu). Witty and wise, this affectionate tribute is a celebration of fatherhood and all of its joys, confusion, humor, and, of course, beer. Praise for Beer Makes Daddy Strong “This will make you laugh. It is a piece of artwork, really; a collection of cartoons capturing those “dad moments” that can be humiliating, embarrassing or just plain stupid.” —The Daily Telegraph (UK) “Laugh-out-loud tour through life as a first, from the first ultrasound to holiday traffic jams and pipe and slippers time.” —News of the World (UK) “Funny, true, and—speaking as a dad—embarrassingly accurate.” —Chris Addison

Download or read book Best Bearded Beer Lovin Dog Dad Ever written by Don Pakito and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-13 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A journal for bearded daddy or dad to be who likes drinking beer and is also a dog lover. Whether you are looking for a simple husband birthday or father's day gift, this is a spot on surprise that he will totally love. Show love in a spectacular fashion when you hand them this simple lined notebook that works in different ways. It can be diary where they can write their past adventures and shenanigans, or a minimalist log book to get things organized about their tools or handy man stuff. Help him get productive of having a place where he can write a to-do list for everyday activities. Not to mention, if he is looking for a planner for your next family vacation, consider it done as it also works that way. Let him do the planning of next destination and itinerary by taking down notes of every plan he wants to do.

Download or read book My Father Dancing written by Bliss Broyard and published by Harper Perennial. This book was released on 2000 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this beautiful debut collection of stories about relationships between men and women--daughters and fathers in particular--the dads emerge as charismatic, seductive, and brilliant men who loom large in their homes. Broyard's unsentimental prose captures the passages of daughters as they grow into young women.

Download or read book Dog Father Beer Lover written by Don Pakito and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A journal for daddy or dad to be who likes drinking beer and is also a dog lover.Whether you are looking for a simple husband birthday or father's day gift, this is a spot on surprise that he will totally love. Show love in a spectacular fashion when you hand them this simple lined notebook that works in different ways. It can be diary where they can write their past adventures and shenanigans, or a minimalist log book to get things organized about their pets or handy man stuff. Help him get productive of having a place where he can write a to-do list for everyday activities. Not to mention, if he is looking for a planner for your next family vacation, consider it done as it also works that way. Let him do the planning of next destination and itinerary by taking down notes of every plan he wants to do.

Download or read book Daddy Drinks written by Henry Dittman and published by Post Hill Press. This book was released on 2017-06-16 with total page 435 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One very, very late night, in a state of panic, a new dad reaches out to five of his buddies via instant messenger to ask for advice on being a father. What results is a nonstop stream of consciousness as the Daddy Drinks daddies overshare, gripe, grouse, complain, and offer questionable guidance to one another on how to keep their kids alive and their marriages intact. Daddy Drinks is the real transcript lifted from that messenger thread that shines a comedic light on the idea that almost any man can be a father—but almost no father knows what the hell he’s doing! Daddy Drinks is a celebration of the ups and downs of raising a new baby—not just the fatigue and worry—but also the immense joys of newfound fatherhood. Features a begrudging foreword from TV dad Patrick Duffy.

Download or read book Daddy s Favorite Juice written by Mike Nemeth and published by Mascot Books. This book was released on 2013-01-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daddy's Favorite Juice is a heart-warming tale of a young son, Max, who gets beer from the refrigerator for his father. Your child will learn important lessons, like the different types of juice in the fridge, and how many juices Daddy is allowed to have each day. Thirsty fathers everywhere will enjoy reading this book with their children every day.

Download or read book Men Are Like Beer Some Go Down Better Than Others written by Sk Press House and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-04 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prompts are fun and easy to fill by kids. Books are very easy to fill and takes very little time. Once finished it will be a great memory book for the dad.Father's DayGrandparent's DayValentine's DayAppreciation gift for any dayDaddy fill in the blank bookChristmasAnd for any type of occasions

Download or read book My Daddy Was a Pistol and I m a Son of a Gun written by Lewis Grizzard and published by NewSouth Books. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lewis Grizzard always makes us laugh. But this time, when he tells us all about his father—a certified war hero and a shameless passer of bad checks . . . a charmer of men and women and a consummate con artist . . . a man of great courage and an alcoholic destined to drink himself to death—he’s going to make us cry, too. And he’s going to give us a hilarious, moving account of that “tender, spooky territory: that country of the heart inhabited by fathers and sons.”