Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Download or read book World s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 2 written by Abigail F. Brown and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Nearly 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with nearly 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes (Volume 2) is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.
Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Willow Creek Press and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.
Download or read book The World s Greatest Dad Jokes The Complete Collection The Heirloom Edition written by Editors of Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The complete collection of the World's Greatest Dad Jokes is here, with more puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever that are sure to get eyes rolling Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, with more puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever that are sure to get eyes rolling. With hundreds of jokes that will make you groan--then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they're good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he's heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Download or read book The World s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 3 written by Cider Mill Press, and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 150 dad jokes that are perfect for any crowd! Here are over 150 more hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in this third volume of The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes. Tired of the same humdrum ill-fitting pants quips, or jabs about turkeys being flightless birds? This perfect Father’s Day gift will keep the dads in your life on the pulse of family-friendly corny humor. With The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 3 on hand, everyone will be laughing with dads, not at them!
Download or read book Gagged and Bound written by Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. This book was released on 2015-06-15 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Fanton Publishers and published by Antony Mwau. This book was released on 2019-01-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Strengthen the bond you have with your kids with the weird, corny and dorky jokes and puns in this book! If you are looking for a way to spice up your relationship with your kids, then this book has got you covered with its over 600 jokes and puns that will leave your kids (of different ages) laughing, grinning, confused and looking forward for more. With the collection of dad jokes in this book, you can be sure that you won't be short of options! For easy reading, I have categorized the jokes into different categories so you can be sure to find jokes that are appropriate for different situations. More precisely, you will find: Every day, typical and most random dad jokes Dorkiest dad jokes/pun Holiday dad jokes and pun Weirdest and worst jokes and pun by dads Over the top dad jokes Utterly embarrassing pun and jokes by dads And much, much more!
Download or read book 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes written by Old Chap Entertainment and published by Humour. This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!What do sprinters do before a race? Nothing, they fast. When does a joke become a dad joke? Are you a dad who likes to make terrible jokes? Perhaps you're a kid who has a groan worthy father and you want your revenge, but you need some fuel? Then keep on reading... We know that jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family, and sometimes the worse the better. Dads are famous for bad jokes, and in this special father's day edition, we've gathered them all in one place! Dad jokes have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy and entertainment to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Sometimes, it can feel like you've heard them all before. The good news is that this special book for punny dads solves that problem for you! In 501 Terribly Good Dad Jokes!, you can expect: ● 501 of the most exceptionally awful Dad jokes you'll find anywhere ● Jokes that are easy to read, comprehend and understand ● 4 different categories of puns, jokes, and silly riddles to make you laugh and groan! ● Fun and interactive laughs that kids, family - and Dad's especially - will adore ● Hours of hilarious entertainment for the entire family And a whole lot more... We've made it our #1 priority to find new funny and so-bad-they're-good Dad-inspired jokes to keep you and your family entertained for hours. So, are you ready to see who'll hold the dad joke crown? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Download or read book Here Comes the Pun 315 Jokes for Kids written by Tinybeans and published by Fivestar. This book was released on 2023-03-21 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You love (groan) dad jokes and you actually love mom jokes, but kids are natural comedians! Why not encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved quips that require little to no explanation from parents? Whether it’s a joke a day for the kids, lunchbox jokes for every day or clean jokes to tell to kids, don’t be surprised when the comedy sketch goes beyond today! Scroll down for corny jokes and silly jokes, many of which have been sent to us by kid-readers (like you!).
Download or read book RAD DAD JOKES so gosh darn funny your socks will fall down written by Venti Vinny and published by VENTI VINNY. This book was released on 2022-12-06 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Super Fun Collection!! Over 800+ Super Rad Dad Jokes for Every Dad Joke Book Lover, the Perfect Gift for All Ages! Overloaded with Terribly Amazing, Family-Friendly Groans, Chuckles, Knee-Slapping, Sock-Falling Belly Laughs. (Humor Joke Kid Adult Family Book Collection) Dad Jokes, Joke Book, Father, Dad, Son, Daughter, Rad What’s more amusing than watching your dad repeat the same ole jokes year after year and watch the room squirm uncomfortably because they are just that bad...or good? You’ve heard that joke so many times you can repeat it word for word. Who doesn’t love Dad jokes?!? We definitely love our dad for telling punny one-liners and making him think he has quite the gift of gab…and jab. Gift your dad the ultimate book to polish up his storyteller skills and have the room in tears – because they can’t take it anymore! Dad Jokes are the best! This collection will get Dad’s creative juices flowing and he’ll love these corny, off the wall puns and riddles. So, sit back and watch him take immense pleasure in seeing people laugh (and groan) from the blatant simplicity of a few crafty words. You look at him, sigh, and all you can say is, “That’s MY Dad?”
Download or read book The Brick of Dad Puns written by Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-03-28 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the two radios that got married? The reception was fantastic. This cheesy-but-grate book is jam-packed with unbearable puns that are so bad, they’re good. This collection features over 200 jokes–all puns intended! These are jokes you’ll love to hate. From the good to the bad and the ugly, these clever one-liners and witticisms will have readers of all ages laughing—and groaning. This book is perfect for punsters and dad joke aficionados who enjoy cringe-worthy jokes, or you can gift it to that long-suffering friend or family member as pun-ishment! Including: - Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. - Did you hear the joke about paper? It’s tear-able. - When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan. And many more! Build your fatherly humor with the brick-ass jokes in The Brick of Puns.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Julian Flanders and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2024-06-01 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who supports bringing Roman numerals back into use? I for one. This excellent collection of Dad Jokes, both classic and new, is packed full of over 380 gags that will make you roll your eyes, groan, and laugh (even if you try not to). With cheesy one liners, funny puns, and plays on words there is something for every want to be comedian - or their unwitting audience. Put your comedy chops to the test with this excellent collection and you'll soon have them rolling in the aisles... or maybe groaning... either way!
Download or read book Embarrassing Dad Jokes written by T. C. Sondersted and published by T. C. Sondersted. This book was released on 2023-07-20 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh Out Loud with 200 of the Most Hilarious Short Dad Jokes! Brace yourself for some serious cringing, laughing, and eye-rolling with "Embarrassing Dad Jokes". This ebook collection of 200 short and family-friendly jokes has been carefully handpicked to have you both groaning and grinning from ear to ear in no time. Are you a fan of dad puns, hilarious dad jokes, worst dad jokes, or perhaps the best dad jokes out there? No matter what kind of dad humor tickles your funny bone, this ebook of short dad jokes has got you covered. With both the timeless classic puns and the funniest dad jokes of 2023, you'll have plenty of material to get you through Father's Day, birthdays, or any day that needs a little cheesiness. Inside this ebook you'll find: - 200 assorted short dad jokes to keep you and your loved ones entertained for hours - Family-friendly humor that's appropriate for all ages. - Fun and easy to read - perfect for killing time or getting a quick laugh - Perfect for bonding with your son, daughter, dad, husband, or wife - Short and sweet jokes that are easy to remember and share - A great and budget-friendly gift idea for any dad - Optimized for 2023 with the latest puns and jokes - Includes the absolute worst and cheesiest short dad jokes, puns and wordplays - Classic puns and hilarious jokes that are guaranteed to make the whole family laugh out loud - or at least groan - Unlimited laughs and groans with the classic terrible dad jokes, tested by millions of dads through many generations - A go-to joke book - ready to read on your phone or e-reader - anytime you need the funniest dad jokes fix. With the "Embarrassing Dad Jokes" Ebook, you will also be able to: - Cultivate your ability to welcome improvisation and forge connections fearlessly - Discover the delight of life's simple joys and learn invaluable lessons in storytelling - Embarrass your children in public. So why not add some terrible dad jokes to your collection and take your dadjoke game to the next level? Trust me, your kids will thank you... eventually. With "Embarrassing Dad Jokes", you'll have plenty of ammunition for your next family gathering, road trip, or virtual hangout. Add this ebook to your collection today and get ready to groan, laugh, and roll your eyes at the best (and worst) dad jokes around.
