Download or read book Cute Curse written by Dishant James and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2022-08-02 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An athlete struggling for gold brings commendation. A scholar struggling for gold brings condemnation. Not caring about this, Govind makes every possible attempt to clinch his doctoral medal. Bearing with his mundane life and juggling with Frenchies, farmers and friendship, he marches ahead. But the price to be paid is on the heavier side. Eventually, Govind realizes that all the while, he was running away from a cute curse. What follows is a quest for deliverance. Deeva, on the other hand, is a flustered researcher; a forgotten puzzle, a forlorn mystery. With an unsettled family background, she is doomed to be a loner forever. Unless …

Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Download or read book A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue written by Captain Francis Grose and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is a profane guide to the slang from the backstreets and taverns of 18th-century London. This slang dictionary gathers the most amusing and useful terms from English history and helpfully presents them to be used in the conversations of our modern day. Originally published in 1785, the Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was one of the first lexicons of English slang, compiled by a militia captain who collected the terms he overheard on his late-night excursions to London's slums, dockyards, and taverns. Now the legacy lives on in this colorful pocket dictionary. • Learn the origin of phrases like "birthday suit" and discover slang lost to time. • An unexpected marriage of lowbrow humor and highbrow wit Discover long lost antique slang and curse words and learn how to incorporate them into modern conversation. A Pocket Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue is perfect for enlivening contemporary conversation with historical phrases; it includes a topical list of words for money, drunkenness, the amorous congress, male and female naughty bits, and so on. • A funny book for wordplay, language, swearing, and insult fans, as well as fans of British humor and culture • Perfect for those who loved How to Speak Brit: The Quintessential Guide to the King's English, Cockney Slang, and Other Flummoxing British Phrases by Christopher J. Moore; Knickers in a Twist: A Dictionary of British Slang by Jonathan Bernstein; and The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm by James Napoli

Download or read book Not Quite a Blessing written by Emily Martha Sorensen and published by Emily Martha Sorensen. This book was released on 2020-03-30 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Xander is just Lucy's type. He's flirty, he's funny, he's cute, and he's just a bit crazy. He knows all about her curse, he knows what makes it deadly, and he has a few . . . unorthodox ideas to fight it. But there may be a few tiny problems. Like the fact that her dad has forbidden her to date him. Like the fact that his feelings are because of her power. Like the fact that dating him will make the curse worse. Or like the fact that he's lying to her. (A clean YA fantasy romance.)

Download or read book The Curse of the Ripe Tomato written by John Eppel and published by amabooks. This book was released on 2001-12-29 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious send-up of Enid Blyton adventure stories. It mocks fundamentalism, racism, and pseudo-intellectuality. The novel asks, in the most unlikely manner, for reconciliation among the blighted peoples of Zimbabwe.

Download or read book The Ogre s Curse written by Janean Nusz and published by Writers Exchange E-Publishing. This book was released on 2004-07-04 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kaitlin is thrilled when she discovers a small gold nugget high in the mountains near the legendary Ogre's Cave. Soon after, the people in her village unexplainably begin to disappear without a trace, no clue where they've gone. As the population dwindles to almost nothing, Kaitlin realizes the gold nugget she took from the mountain is the cause of the disappearances and sets out to return what she inadvertently stole. Enlisting help from three friends and a foundling with mysterious abilities, Kaitlin journeys to Mount Gillhad. Will she be in time to stop the curse or will her entire village suffer the Ogre's wrath?

Download or read book The Curse of the Black Piper written by Harris T. Vincent and published by Author House. This book was released on 2015-01-21 with total page 467 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three sailors embark on a road trip from Santa Barbara to Ensenada, Mexico to take delivery of a sailboat. But before they can leave, Tom, who is the captain of the vessel, becomes involved in a traffic accident with the Price of Pop Jeremy Princeton. Concerned for Tom's well-being, Jeremy insists Tom accompany him to his Santa Ynez estate Tierra Bella to consult with his in-house physician. While visiting the estate, Jeremy's art consultant Peter Harrison shows him two paintings; a Renoir and a Rembrandt, which have been stolen from the Swedish National Museum and which were shipped to Jeremy anonymously in a shipment of musical instruments. Also in Jeremy's possession is a mystical sphere called the Black Piper which is a mysterious and supernatural relic that at first is a god-send, but later becomes a curse. Enter Stephanie Kensington, an Interpol agent and Lynne Northland, an FBI paranormal psychologist who are assigned the Swedish National Museum case. The duo team up with a Swedish cop and a CIA agent to solve the mystery. The clues lead the group on an amazing and harrowing journey from Beirut to Stockholm to Cadiz to Ensenada where they uncover along the way some ancient mystical writings called the Emerald Tablets of Troth, a Franciscan monk whose knowledge can save the world from Armageddon, a demon called Wegreog, and a malevolent smuggling scheme led by one of the most powerful persons in the U.S. government. The Curse of the Black Piper is a light hearted tongue-in-cheek fictional adventure about three rogue sailors on a lark whose mischievous inclinations lead them into a labyrinth of extreme danger and mystical intrigue amidst the backdrop of today's contemporary world scene. The Curse of the Black Piper is an action packed, thrilling adventure that you won't want to put down.

Download or read book IELTS 1200 Words in 30 Days written by Anne Yang, Pacific Lava School and published by Anne Yang. This book was released on with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IELTS 1200 Words in 30 Days is for students to prepare test in narrow time frame . A middle size vocabulary are grouped in 30 lists. In fact, it isn't simply an ebook. Based on its proven contents, examword.com hosts a web app to let students study and review this vocabulary quicker and easier based on cutting edge information technology.

Download or read book The Broadview Anthology of Drama Volume 2 The Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries written by Craig S. Walker and published by Broadview Press. This book was released on 2003-07-09 with total page 690 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Broadview Anthology of Drama: Plays from the Western Theatre is a chronological presentation of 43 plays in two volumes, ranging from the ancient theatre world to the present day. Each chapter focuses on a specific period and begins with an insightful introduction sketching the historical and theatrical landscape of that period. Contextualization for each play is provided through a thorough account of the literary and dramatic background of the play along with clear and comprehensive annotation. In addition, the editors have provided a glossary of terms used in the anthology to better equip students with a vocabulary for discussing the world of the stage.

Download or read book Uncle Tom s Cabin or Life among the Lowly A domestic drama in six acts Dramatized by G L Aiken from the novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe etc written by George L. AIKEN and published by . This book was released on 1868 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Chicken Soup for the Soul Well That Was Funny written by Amy Newmark and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-04-18 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh your way through these stories that are sure to bring some sunshine into your days! If laughter is the best medicine, this book is your prescription. We’ve gathered some great storytellers to document the mishaps and misadventures of everyday life and celebrate humanity’s ability to laugh at itself. There’s no holding back in these pages, so prepare for lots of good clean (and not so clean) fun. No one is safe in these true stories—from spouses to parents to children to colleagues to friends. And the funniest stories are the ones about the writers’ own mishaps and most embarrassing moments. So, turn off the news and turn on the smiles with these fun-filled chapters: • That Was Embarrassing • I Can’t Believe I Did That! • Mistaken Identity • Domestic Disasters • Marital Mishaps • Wild Kingdom • I Kid You Not • Family Fun? • Adventures in Living • Pawsitive Thinking .Chicken Soup for the Soul books are 100% made in the USA and each book includes stories from as diverse a group of writers as possible. Chicken Soup for the Soul solicits and publishes stories from the LGBTQ community and from people of all ethnicities, nationalities, and religions.

Download or read book Sorry We Can t Use Funny written by Barry Parham and published by PM Productions. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following the success of his first book, the 2009 sleeper, "Why I Hate Straws," online humor columnist Barry Parham delivers again. Satire at its best! Includes the award-winning stories "Actuarial Family Theater" and "Perfect!" on Fads & Fashion... In the interest of full disclosure, I admit there's an extant 1970's photo of me and a date, posing for the obligatory parental pre-prom photo. My date was gorgeous, and sane. I, on the other hand, showed up with the hair of a medieval barber. I looked like an electrocuted yak. on St. Valentine's Day... Somehow, February got this reputation as a month of romance, maybe because it's cold. Plus, football's gone and we're stuck with the wildly popular sport of bowling, where you almost never get to see any serious violence. St. Valentine's Day contains vestiges of both early Christian and ancient Roman traditions, alongside other time-honored traditions, like hot-dish picnics and mass public executions. Holiday Factoid: "vestiges" is the classical Greek plural of "vest." on Typos... A local TV station was updating the community on snowstorm-based church closings. According to the typists at the station, there was a church somewhere called St. Martyer. Imagine - an entire religious sect dedicated to turning people into Ernest Borgnine.

Download or read book Fangs for Sharing A Dark Funny Paranormal Rom Com written by Bella Jacobs and published by Bella Jacobs Books. This book was released on with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only thing worse than dating a mad scientist who couldn't keep his swizzle stick out of other women's beakers? Discovering he secretly altered my DNA to make me part rhinoceros. That’s right, the jerk turned me into the world’s first rhino-shifter. As if going from ballet and beauty pageants to this crazy new normal isn’t bad enough, there’s now a vicious militant shifter group trying to capture me because of what he’s done. Enter two stupidly hot vampire princes who actually like how unique I am. Not because I’m the one they’ve been looking for to help them break a curse, but because we just…fit. Despite the fact that we’re the most bizarre thrupple (or is it throuple?) imaginable. Between the spontaneous shifting I can’t control and my two bossy vamps gloriously overachieving in the multiple O’s department, the last thing I expect is to fall in love—with both of them. Can a girl like me really have a happily-ever-after with not one, but two incredible guys? You know, after I avoid getting killed by the psychos hunting me down and all… Note: This fun & steamy paranormal romcom can absolutely be enjoyed as a standalone, or as a continuation of my Dark Moon urban fantasy universe. Contents include: Lots of ridiculous heat. Even more ridiculous humor. Tons of heart. And a sweet, swoony HEA. No cliffhanger. Enjoy!

Download or read book Essential Guide for Sistahs of Zion EGSZ written by Akua Yah and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-07-08 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spirituality is the human capacity to know YAH and experience YAH and the degree to which you reflect that knowledge and experience. To say you are spiritual and know that God is love, life, and light and when people encounter you and there is no love, life, and light, then how can you call yourself spiritual? No one but YAH can see what is in your heart, but we can judge the fruit of our tree. We can teach about how we should represent Christ on the outside from his word, but we cannot judge anyone who does not follow his word if we are not following it ourselves. YAHUSHA HA'MASHIACH (Jesus the Messiah) is coming back for a redeemed church-his bride-that he himself has washed clean and purchased through his sacrifice on the cross. We have to work on the inside and outside to truly reflect his nature and be that glorious bride.

Download or read book Cursed Cruise written by Victoria Fulton and published by Underlined. This book was released on 2024-03-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of Horror Hotel, called "fast-paced and freaky" by #1 NYT bestselling author Kendare Blake, comes another addictive YA horror about a group of teen ghost hunters who are invited to travel onboard a haunted historic cruise ship. All aboard... After their fateful stay at the Hearst Hotel, the Ghost Gang is back with more spooks and more subscribers. They’ve been invited to record onboard the RMS Queen Anne, a transatlantic luxury ocean liner with a colorful past of violent deaths of hundreds of passengers—souls that bought a one-way ticket to the afterlife (and never disembarked). When Chrissy, Chase, Kiki, and Emma board the ship, they have a funny feeling they’ve been sucked into a ghostly time warp—a theory that takes a frightening turn when Chrissy goes missing on the first night. Unbeknownst to the rest of the group, Chrissy has been sucked into another time by a passenger who wants the Ghost Gang to know her untimely death was not an accident and the perpetrator is still alive—and on board this ship.

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Download or read book Percy Jackson and the Olympians Book Three The Titan s Curse written by Rick Riordan and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2009-05-02 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the goddess Artemis goes missing, she is believed to have been kidnapped. And now it's up to Percy and his friends to find out what happened. Who is powerful enough to kidnap a goddess?