Download or read book The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book written by Frannie D. Frenchie and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-11 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do French Bulldogs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Frenchies run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book is a super funny collection of Frenchie jokes just for kids. The jokes are accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any French Bulldog lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Frenchie lover? Did you just get a Frenchie Puppy and want to reward their training with some amazing Frenchie jokes? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT French bulldogs! "Funniest book about Frenchies! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Frenchie Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Frenchie book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends, kids, and family. It's the perfect funny present for French Bulldog lovers, Frenchie Puppy enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Frenchie joke book is over! This Ultimate French Bulldog joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your puppy rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Frenchies to others! Here's why The Frenchie Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about French Bulldogs * Excellent unusual gift for any Frenchie lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

Download or read book My Favorite Girlfriend Was a French Bulldog written by Legna Rodriguez Iglesias and published by McSweeney's. This book was released on 2020-07-14 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Favorite Girlfriend was a French Bulldog is a novel told in fifteen stories, linked by the same protagonist, our narrator, who--in her own voice and channeling the voices of others--creates an unsparing, multigenerational portrait of her native Cuba. Though she feels suffocated by the island and decides to leave, hers is not just a political novel--nor just a queer novel, an immigrant novel, a feminist novel--but a deeply existential one, in which mortality, corporeality, bureaucracy, emotional and physical violence, and the American Dream define the long journey of our narrator and her beloved pet dog, who gives the book both its title and its unforgettable ending. In its daring style and structure--both playful and profound, youthful and mature - and its frank discussion of political and sexual identity, My Favorite Girlfriend was a French Bulldog marks the emergence of an original and essential new voice.

Download or read book Basteele the French Bulldog written by Sharon Rojohn and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Basteele the French Bulldog: Book 2 – My New Sister By: Sharon Rojohn Basteele is back with a new adventure - and a new title: Big brother! But for Basteele, the experience of getting a new sister is not a welcomed one. Follow along as he confronts the challenges that come with the addition of his new baby sister, such as jealousy and learning to share, while also discovering the wonder, fun, and unconditional love that she has to offer. The Basteele the French Bulldog series is an easy read for young children that is cute and funny, and parents and pet owners alike will love that, in its own lighthearted spirit, it draws many parallels between raising children and adopting pets.

Download or read book Who s Yer Daddy written by Jim Elledge and published by University of Wisconsin Pres. This book was released on 2012-12-05 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who’s Yer Daddy? offers readers of gay male literature a keen and engaging journey. In this anthology, thirty-nine gay authors discuss individuals who have influenced them—their inspirational “daddies.” The essayists include fiction writers, poets, and performance artists, both honored masters of contemporary literature and those just beginning to blaze their own trails. They find their artistic ancestry among not only literary icons—Walt Whitman, Oscar Wilde, André Gide, Frank O’Hara, James Baldwin, Edmund White—but also a roster of figures whose creative territories are startlingly wide and vital, from Botticelli to Bette Midler to Captain Kirk. Some writers chronicle an entire tribal council of mentors; others describe a transformative encounter with a particular individual, including teachers and friends whose guidance or example cracked open their artistic selves. Perhaps most moving are the handful of writers who answered the question literally, writing intimately of their own fathers and their literary inheritance. This rich volume presents intriguing insights into the contemporary gay literary aesthetic. Winner, LGBT Nonfiction Anthology, Lambda Literary Awards

Download or read book Best Friends written by Pranai and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about two dogs who became best friends when they met as puppies. The story of their daily antics will amuse animal lovers of all ages.

Download or read book Finding Awesome written by Edie Ramer and published by Edie Ramer. This book was released on 2014-06-28 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He was desperate... Neurosurgeon and widower Paul Thorpe’s thirteen-year-old daughter needs help. A genius in the operating room, he’s clueless as a father. Then he catches a segment on TV about a woman who conducted a successful eight-week boot camp to help teenage girls find their awesome... He makes her an offer she can’t refuse... Psychologist and life coach Bronte McPhee is too busy building her Finding Your Awesome empire to take time for romance. But she can’t turn down the money Paul offers. She and her Cavalier King Charles spaniel travel to the chillier climes of Wisconsin. After all, she’ll be back in Georgia soon. But she’d forgotten that in eight weeks, anything could happen....

Download or read book Health and Welfare of Brachycephalic Flat faced Companion Animals written by Rowena Packer and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 2021-08-05 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Health and welfare issues of brachycephalic (flat-faced) animals are one of the most pressing problems facing companion animals right now. Dogs, in particular, are suffering from a ‘brachycephalic crisis’ resulting from a perfect storm where predispositions to an array of health issues are amplified by a population boom for certain brachycephalic breeds such as the French Bulldog and Pug. But yet, for many owners, these dogs represent the perfect companion: endearing personas and cute looks in a socially desirable package. So where is the truth in all of this? This book will equip veterinary professionals, animal welfare scientists, breeders and owners with the fuller story about brachycephalic health and welfare. The first half of the book provides the context of how and why we are in this crisis, offering in-depth historical, social, ethical, communication, nursing, welfare, epidemiological, genetics and international perspectives. The second half shifts towards the clinical arena, with chapters that cover the background, diagnosis, treatment and prevention of the many unique healthcare needs of brachycephalic animals. Cutting-edge knowledge is shared on a range of disciplines including respiratory disease, ophthalmology, dermatology, dentistry, neurology, obesity, reproduction and anesthesia. With twenty chapters written by world-leading experts, lifetimes of experience and knowledge are condensed into the first book dedicated exclusively to brachycephaly in companion animals. This essential reference resource will inform, challenge and stimulate; it will open your mind to new opportunities for you to improve the welfare of brachycephalic animals by your personal and collective choices and actions. But prepare to be surprised: you may just find that your views on brachycephaly in companion animals will be changed forever.

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Download or read book Single Dad s Unexpected Reunion written by Traci Douglass and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2023-07-25 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the hotshot surgeon returns to her hometown, she never expects to run into the single dad again…or for their attraction to still be this powerful! Find out what happens in the latest Harlequin Medical Romance novel by Traci Douglass. Her temporary return… Their explosive reunion! Hotshot plastic surgeon Cassandra is unexpectedly back in her small hometown. And stunned to see Dr. Brock again! She’s no longer the timid med student with an unrequited crush. But single dad Brock’s changed too… He’s a serious workaholic raising his daughter alone. Yet as they consult on a case together, Cassie realizes her desire is as powerful as ever. And, apparently, it’s mutual! From Harlequin Medical: Life and love in the world of modern medicine. Wyckford General Hospital Book 1: Single Dad's Unexpected Reunion

Download or read book Easy Peasy French Bulldog written by Steve Mann and published by Mango Media Inc.. This book was released on 2024-01-16 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to Train Your French Bulldog from the UK’s #1 Dog Trainer Experience the joy of successfully raising your French Bulldog with Steve Mann’s expert guidance─UK’s celebrated dog trainer and bestselling author Master French Bulldog training with Steve Mann. Penned by renowned dog trainer, Steve Mann, this book offers an invaluable trove of insights gathered from his 30+ years of experience. Recognizing the uniqueness of each breed, Steve presents comprehensive guidelines tailored specifically to French Bulldogs. Easy Peasy French Bulldog is an invaluable resource for every stage of your dog's life, whether you have a new puppy, a middle-aged French Bulldog, or a rescue dog. A great gift for new dog owners. Delve into the breed's history, understand French Bulldog specific characteristics, and learn to address common behaviors. Understand how to keep your French Bulldog content when home alone, groom effectively, and optimize nutrition─all to foster the most rewarding bond with your French Bulldog. Inside you'll discover: • Expert guidance on French Bulldog puppy training and dog obedience training, enhancing your connection with your furry friend • Techniques to handle separation anxiety, ensuring your French Bulldog feels secure even when home alone • Tips for effective crate training a puppy, simplifying potty training and providing a safe haven • Insights into French Bulldog specific behaviors, allowing for better understanding and response to your pet's actions If you have read French Bulldog training books like The Complete Guide to French Bulldogs, The French Bulldog Handbook, Frenchie Frenzy, or French Bulldog Training, you’ll love Steve Mann’s Easy Peasy French Bulldog. Also don’t miss Steve Mann’s bestselling Easy Peasy Puppy Squeezy and Easy Peasy Awesome Pawsome.

Download or read book Best in Show written by Bo Bengtson and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 657 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bo Bengtson is regarded today as the foremost international authority on dog shows past and present, and his definitive volume Best in Show: The World of Show Dogs and Dog Shows has become an "instant classic," hailed by critics around the world as the most important book ever written about the sport of dogs. Richard G. Beauchamp, a revered judge and author, praises Best in Show: "At long last a factual and meticulously researched history of the purebred dog scene. It's an everything-you-ever-wanted-to know book about the fascinating world of show dogs;" Best in Show spans the history of dog shows from its beginnings in England to the present-day, highlighting the most important dogs, shows, judges, handlers, breeders, and more in 656 pages overflowing with over 700 full-color and historical black-and-white images.Bengtson is at once a student of dog-show history, an accomplished scholar, a highly regarded international judge, a breeder of champions, and, as Kerrin Winter-Churchill surmises, "the greatest living dog writer of our times." His ultimate achievement, the award-winning Best in Show begins with a history of the dog sport, "How Dog Shows Began," a chapter that talks about the development of pure breeds, the beginnings of the dog fancy, and the first dog shows. To understand the essence of dog shows, it's critical to understand what show judges are looking for, a topic that Bengtson covers in the chapter "The Breed Standards." "Without breed standards, dog shows could not exist. It would be impossible to conduct any meaningful comparison of dogs without universally accepted descriptions of each breed;. At their best, the standards;give a vivid, colorful word picture of the image each breed represents, in motion and standing, when alert and at rest." With illustrations from early and modern breed standards, this chapter discusses the evolution of the standards and addresses the variations in certain breed standards from country to country.The third chapter is devoted to dog shows and highlights the most important shows in Britain and the United States. A detailed discussion of England's most famous dog show, Crufts, begins with the origins of the show and traces its development through the 21st century. (A complete roster of the winners of Crufts is presented in the appendix of the book.) America's most highly regarded show, the Westminster Kennel Club is discussed, accompanied by many photographs of the show and its Best in Show winners. (Roster of WKC winners can also be found in the appendix.) Bengtson also discusses other premiere shows in the U.S. including Santa Barbara, Morris & Essex, AKC/Eukanuba as well as the Fdration Cynologique Internationale's annual event, the World Dog Show. The following chapter discusses specialty shows (shows for one breed or one group), addressing the importance and purpose of specialty shows as well as some of the anomalies of certain breed events. The chapter also highlights some top winners as well as America's most famous group specialty show, the Montgomery County Kennel Club's terrier classic.Separate chapters are dedicated to the judges, breeders, and handlers who have made their mark on the sport of purebred dogs. International in scope, each chapter highlights the most accomplished individuals in the sport, summarizing their accomplishments and their special areas of expertise. The chapters also explain what's required to become a professional in the sport. The historical photographs in these chapters do a splendid job of spotlighting the careers of some of the pillars of the sport, including Anne Rogers Clark, Geraldine Rockefeller Dodge, Anna H. Whitney, Alva Rosenberg, Louis Murr, Anna Katherine Nicholas, Percy Roberts, Robert and Jane Forsyth as well as many contemporary greats such as Peter Green, Maxine Beam, Corky Vroom, Patricia Craige-Trotter, Jimmy Moses, David Fitzpatrick, Sylvia Hammarström, Roger Rechler, Julia Gasow, and dozens of others.The author devotes individual chapters to the greatest dogs from Britain, the United States of America, and the international scene. It is in these insightful, detailed chapters that the interplay of breeders, handlers, and dogs takes focus and the complex picture of the purebred dog scene is exposed. From studying thousands of show records and breed books and from his five decades' experience in the sport, Bengtson is able to put the sport of dog showing into perspective. He highlights important kennels, breeders, and leading dogs in each country and manages to weave all of these individual threads into an elaborate quilt that depicts the history of the sport. Each chapter chronologically presents the dogs and breeds that had the greatest impact on the show world. In the chapter "The Best of Britain," the author traces the nation's history beginning with early Best in Show winners, the emergence of the Collie and Fox Terrier as leading breeds, how other terrier breeds came to the fore in the 1920s, as well as Cocker Spaniels, Great Danes, Irish Wolfhounds, and Irish Setters. In post-war Britain, the focus shifts to Chow Chows and Poodles and then to Toy breeds, like the Pekingese, Pomeranian, and Yorkshire Terrier. The depth and breadth of each chapter, accomplished through insightful, detailed information and exhilarating photography, must be experienced to be truly appreciated.The chapter "Tops in America" is a detailed 150-page chapter;a book in itself;retells the stories of America's most beloved and accomplished show dogs. Readers will feel bolstered by the amount of information and great photography on offer here, as they meet such iconic greats as the Boxer Ch. Bang Away of Sirrah Crest, arguably the most famous show dog in history and the first to win 100 Best in Show awards; Ch. Warren Remedy, the Wire Fox Terrier whose claim to fame is three consecutive Best in Show victories at the Westminster Kennel Club; the Afghan Hound Ch. Tryst of Grandeur; the German Shepherds Ch. Covy-Tucker Hill's Manhattan and Ch. Altana's Mystique, two top-winning dogs that each won over 200 Bests in Show; the famous English Setter Ch. Rock Fall's Colonel, Bang Away's rival and also the winner of 100 Best in Shows; plus the many great winners of the Westminster Kennel Club and other important shows.The author walks the reader through the decades in America, highlighting the breeds that made the greatest impact in the show rings, from the German Shepherds and Sealyham Terriers of the 1920s, the Wire and Smooth Fox Terriers of 1920s and 1930s, the English Setters and Cocker Spaniels of the 1940s and 1950s, to the Boxers, Doberman Pinschers, Pointers, and Poodles that later dominated the scene. Afghan Hound, English Springer Spaniel, and German Shepherd greats of the modern age are also featured in photography and great detail.The international chapter "On Top Around the World" offers a perspective on the greatest show dogs of Canada, Europe, Scandinavia, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Russia and Asia. An archivist and journalist for the international dog scene, Bengtson, himself a Swedish import to the United States, has remained extremely well informed for decades, and he remains uniquely qualified to present the kind of global overview on offer in this chapter.

Download or read book Madonna and Me written by Laura Barcella and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For nearly 30 years, Madonna has been at the center of the media spotlight. She has sold more than 200 million records worldwide, launched her own record label, headlined an Oscar-award-winning film, authored bestselling books for both adults and children, inspired global street-fashion trends, and instigated international debates over a range of feminist issues from sexual fetish to adoption ethics. Masterfully harnessing her talent and power to navigate her ascent to stardom, she has become the very definition of iconic. She has also been a constant companion. In Madonna and Me, more than forty women write about Madonna’s influence on their lives. No subject goes unexplored—from sex and money to fashion and identity, the stories are just as brazen, bold, and balls-to-the-wall as Madonna. They explore the evolution of her chameleonlike personas—material girl and “boy-toy” tartlet, kooky Kabbalist and savvy businesswoman, siren and mother—and her impact on culture as a groundbreaking feminist. Of course, not all women worship at her altar, and likewise the essays in Madonna and Me are brutally honest, funny, engaging, and real. They delve into the hearts, souls, memories, and moments of contemporary women, celebrating the ways in which Madonna has inspired us and challenged us, pushing us to be bolder, edgier, braver versions of ourselves.

Download or read book The Dogist written by Elias Weiss Friedman and published by Artisan Books. This book was released on 2015-01-01 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Friedman moved to New York City, he missed the dogs that had surrounded him growing up. He began photographing dogs on the street, and posting them on his blog, The Dogist. Whether because of the look in a dog's eyes, its innate beauty, or even the clothes its owner has dressed it in, every portrait in this book tells a story and explores the dog's distinct character and spirit.

Download or read book Daisy and Josephine written by Melissa Gilbert and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-01-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Six-year-old Daisy loves traveling the world with her father, a famous entertainer, and her teacher, Mrs. Minniear, but is lonely until her father brings home Josephine, a French bulldog that speaks and has great fashion sense.

Download or read book French Bulldog The French Bulldog Bible written by Susanne Saben and published by DYM Worldwide Publishers. This book was released on 2017-02-01 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Very specific to the Frenchie - not just generic dog info- has been hard to find elsewhere." - Tom Laswick, Phoenix, AZ.- "Hilarious pictures and the in-depth - Frenchie specific practical and creative tips... the author sure knows a lot!"- Jessica Stanton, Atlanta, GA.- "Really great guide with refreshing and fun writing style- and has saved me a lot of money already- Love my Frenchies!" - Tess Macallister, Northampton, England.- FRENCH BULLDOG: THE FRENCH BULLDOG BIBLE is everything you need to know about French Bulldogs! Everything is covered: -This one-stop resource will help you to care for, train, & build a successful partnership with your French Bulldog, & makes a great gift for new French Bulldog owners.- -Canine author Susanne Saben has produced the most in-depth & up-to-date book yet on the French Bulldog yet. The 130 pages are easy to read & packed full of practical info & French Bulldog breeders' tips on everything you need to know about getting to know, caring for & living with the incredibly cute French Bulldog! For French Bulldog Puppies - You'll Learn:- -How to prepare Your Home for the French Bulldog- -What to do when Your French Bulldog puppy first arrives- -French Bulldog Sleeping Arrangements- -Getting through the first week with the French Bulldog- -French Bulldog Exercise - how much and what type -Crate training for your French Bulldog- -French Bulldog Housetraining- -French Bulldog Socialization - what does it mean and how to do it right- -French Bulldog Training and Obedience- -How to avoid the missteps which could make Your French Bulldog's personality not turn out right.- -French Bulldog: The French Bulldog Bible is full of tried-and-tested personalized advice on what to expect & all aspects of life with your French Bulldog- For anyone who hasn't chosen their French Bulldog yet there is:- -French Bulldog variations and color patterns.- -French Bulldog hybrids and how to tell purebred from mixes- -French Bulldog Personality vs Other Competing Breeds- -French Bulldog Breeders- What to look for (and to AVOID!- "this alone is worth the purchase price")- -Where NOT to Buy a French Bulldog- -How to Pick a Healthy French Bulldog Puppy or French Bulldog Adult- -French Bulldog Temperament: Quickly understanding the Temperament of the exact French Bulldog You're considering- -French Bulldog Socialization: Preventing Anti-Social Behavior- -Learn about French Bulldog Food- What breeders recommend, Feeding Puppies, Raw Diets, Avoiding Food Allergies, Understanding Dog Food Labels, & Feeding Older Dogs.- -French Bulldog Health In Depth-: including Ears, Skin, Allergies, Spaying, Neutering, Vaccinations- -French Bulldog common illnesses and how to avoid them!- -Renowned world expert advice on grooming & caring for the French Bulldog coat & skin, and the BEST activities to make them shine!- So what are You waiting for? Click the Add to Cart Button Now on the Top Right of This Page- to get Yours Now and discover what makes the French Bulldog so great! -PS: This is not a run-of-the-mill French Bulldog book... it is for true French Bulldog lovers- full of real world advice on how to make the most of your French Bulldog's life and journey together!- " Click the Add to Cart Button Now on the Top Right of This Page- to get Yours Now!-

Download or read book The Best Days Are Dog Days written by Aaron Meshon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-04-12 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little girl and her pet French bulldog are the perfect playmates in this all-day outdoors adventure! When his family sets out to explore the neighborhood, one puppy is eager to join in the fun! He gets to do everything his sister does—with his own added flair, of course. Together they eat (pancakes for her, kibble for him), bathe (tub for her, sink for him), and play (chasing squirrels for both). Side by side, they enjoy the same things, each in their own way. And when the long day comes to an end, both settle down for a restful sleep—that is, until tomorrow comes. Because when every day’s a dog’s day, every day is the best day . . . especially when you can spend it with the person you love.

Download or read book The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time written by Mark Haddon and published by Anchor Canada. This book was released on 2009-02-24 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bestselling modern classic—both poignant and funny—narrated by a fifteen year old autistic savant obsessed with Sherlock Holmes, this dazzling novel weaves together an old-fashioned mystery, a contemporary coming-of-age story, and a fascinating excursion into a mind incapable of processing emotions. Christopher John Francis Boone knows all the countries of the world and their capitals and every prime number up to 7,057. Although gifted with a superbly logical brain, Christopher is autistic. Everyday interactions and admonishments have little meaning for him. At fifteen, Christopher’s carefully constructed world falls apart when he finds his neighbour’s dog Wellington impaled on a garden fork, and he is initially blamed for the killing. Christopher decides that he will track down the real killer, and turns to his favourite fictional character, the impeccably logical Sherlock Holmes, for inspiration. But the investigation leads him down some unexpected paths and ultimately brings him face to face with the dissolution of his parents’ marriage. As Christopher tries to deal with the crisis within his own family, the narrative draws readers into the workings of Christopher’s mind. And herein lies the key to the brilliance of Mark Haddon’s choice of narrator: The most wrenching of emotional moments are chronicled by a boy who cannot fathom emotions. The effect is dazzling, making for one of the freshest debut in years: a comedy, a tearjerker, a mystery story, a novel of exceptional literary merit that is great fun to read.