Download or read book Congratulations Shit Just Got Real written by LILLI Vaihere and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-11 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect graduation gift. This lined journal notebook features inspirational quotes and note boxes. Let her know how proud you are with the new graduate. Features: 6 x 9 page size 100 pages White colored paper Soft cover / paperback Matte finish cover This is a great unique gift idea under $10 for: Birthday Present Christmas present Graduation present

Download or read book Nine written by Jen Raygoza and published by Jennifer Raygoza. This book was released on 2015-11-06 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The number one paid escort in Las Vegas calls herself Nine. She’s become very wealthy with three hundred very loyal VIP clients. Trig is also the best at what he does. He works for the biggest drug dealer in Vegas, as his personal executioner. One night with the wrong client and everything spirals out of control when Nine and Trig collide. Watch what happens when two of the best in underworld trades go against the grain, against the rules, and against all odds of making it out alive. “I’m breaking all my rules here. I’m breaking them all for him.” -Nine “Baby, do you know what you’re worth? Men should be fighting over you. I sure as hell would.” -Trig

Download or read book Get Your Sh t Together written by Sarah Knight and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2016-12-27 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Declutter your mind and do the important sh*t you've been putting off with this New York Times bestseller from the author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and You Do You. The no-f*cks-given, no-holds-barred guide to living your best life. Ever find yourself stuck at the office-or even just glued to the couch—when you really want to get out (for once), get to the gym (at last), and get started on that "someday" project you're always putting off? It's time to get your sh*t together. In The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck, "anti-guru" Sarah Knight introduced readers to the joys of mental decluttering. This book takes you one step further—organizing the f*cks you want and need to give, and cutting through the bullsh*t cycle of self-sabotage to get happy and stay that way. You'll discover: • The Power of Negative Thinking • Three simple tools for getting your sh*t together • How to spend less and save more • Ways to manage anxiety, avoid avoidance, and conquer your fear of failure • And tons of other awesome sh*t! Praise for Sarah Knight: "Genius." —Cosmopolitan "Self-help to swear by." —The Boston Globe "Hilarious . . . truly practical." —Booklist

Download or read book Delivery written by Tomas Hulick Baiza and published by Running Wild, LLC. This book was released on 2023-03-21 with total page 608 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All Daniel Corriente wants is to escape his past and be “normal,” but as he enters his senior year in college, he must face the past traumas that have made him who he is. During his journey, Dani will find himself at the intersections of seemingly conflicting identities — Mexican/Chicano/Anglo, thug/intellectual, straight/queer, loner/friend. Along the way, Dani will begin to weave toward clarity with the help of a therapist, feuding mentors, an elitist boss, a persistent drug addict, a former love, and an old woman obsessed with his character flaws and the pizzas with extra green peppers. If he has any hope of finding himself, Dani must ultimately answer the question posed by one of his customers—a question that haunts him at every turn: &¿Qué tipo de persona quieres ser? What kind of person do you want to be?

Download or read book At the Altar of the Appellate Gods written by Lisa Sarnoff Gochman and published by Indiana University Press. This book was released on 2022-10-18 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered what it's like to argue before the Supreme Court of the United States? In this poignant and compelling memoir, Lisa Sarnoff Gochmancaptures the terror, wonder, and joy of preparing for and arguing a landmark criminal case before the nine justices of the US Supreme Court in Washington, DC. At the Altar of the Appellate Gods traces the arc of a violent, racially motivated crime by white supremacist Charles C. Apprendi Jr. in rural Vineland, New Jersey, through the New Jersey state court system, and all the way up to the Supreme Court, where Gochman defended the constitutionality of New Jersey's Hate Crime Statute before a very hot bench. Gochman went head-to-head with Justice Antonin Scalia, fielded tough questions from Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and strolled down memory lane with Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. Told with grace and humor, At the Altar of the Appellate Gods will interest anyone who is curious about the inner workings of our court system and what it is really like to bring a case before the highest court in the country.

Download or read book The Laramie Briscoe 2018 Companion written by Laramie Briscoe and published by Laramie Briscoe Books. This book was released on 2018-12-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE LARAMIE BRISCOE 2018 COMPANION IS HERE! This companion features never before released material from your favorite Laramie characters. - Text message conversations between fan favorites - Scenes to catch you up on the goings-on of all my series - Novellas previously unpublished - A Meredith & Tyler deleted scene from their original book - Family trees for my main series Sixty thousand words of extras for you to enjoy while waiting for my new releases! This is a MUST HAVE for any Laramie Briscoe reader!

Download or read book LOL at the GOP Volume 3 Guns Don t Kill Cars Don t Drive and Ovens Don t Bake written by Craig Rozniecki and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-06-04 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This just in - two volumes of political satire poking fun at the Republican Party is not nearly enough. At the rate the GOP is going, 222 volumes may not be enough. That brings us to LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake. In it, author Craig Rozniecki answers the following questions: Are spoons, credit cards, & ping-pong balls as dangerous as guns? Do guns, churches, breakfasts, & library books have so much in common they may match one another on EHarmony.com? Is it more deadly to shoot fictional characters with a toy gun in a video game than it is to shoot people with an actual gun in real life? Also, with this book, learn all about: Why it's more moral for former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford to cheat on his wife than it is for a gay couple to get married, why conserving the environment is such a turn-off for conservatives, & what House Speaker John Boehner's favorite three-word phrase is (surprisingly it's not "I love orange!" or "Crying is sexy!").

Download or read book Growth written by Jeff Jacobson and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2014 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When genetically engineered corn that repels all pests spreads a deadly fungal virus that uses its host to kill, the epidemic spreads like wildfire and will not be stopped as it mutates in the small town of Sutter Creek, Illinois, causing a deadly new crop to evolve.

Download or read book Lost Wishes A TroubleMaker Novel written by Kelly Gendron and published by Kelly Gendron. This book was released on with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He's ruthless. She's relentless. Together, they are boundless. My boss needs something, and Fallon O'Conner has it. I thought it’d be an easy job getting it from him. Instead, I bump my head and wake up stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean with Captain Heartless, who refuses to take me back to shore. No one knows the full story of what happened to make Fallon so ruthless. But I plan to uncover his secrets and get the job done! Each day comes and goes without meaning. I eat, sleep, and wait. The time is nearing to confront my wife's killer. And nothing will stop me from getting my revenge. And that includes the head-strong and annoyingly beautiful stowaway, Katie Rustle. USA Today bestselling author Kelly Gendron brings you the steamy standalone TroubleMaker Series!

Download or read book Shit Just Got Real written by Coddi Womple and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-15 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who wants a book filled with your family & friends contact details with generic messages, thats what social media and our phones are for! This guest book is designed to be something that you can look at over the years to and will bring a smile to your face each & every time. Each page has simple prompts for the guests to fill out, making sure to guide them to write something unique, as sometimes it can be hard to write something meaningful on the spot! Space for up to 100 guests Size- 8.25 x 8.25 Soft Matte cover for a luxurious feel Advice and wishes card style Prompts include things such as Be prepared to..... Never..... Always remember..... Be open to..... Surround yourself with..... For more cover designs click on the author title " Coddi Womple"

Download or read book Kate s Secret written by Kallypso Masters and published by Ka-thunk! Publishing. This book was released on 2017-08-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kate’s Secret (Bluegrass Spirits, Book Two)

Download or read book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes written by Cory O'Brien and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest, bawdiest forms! All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words. Did you know? Cronus liked to eat babies. Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate. Odin got construction discounts with bestiality. Isis had bad taste in jewelry. Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy. And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face. Still skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider: • Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed. • The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone. • The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies. • The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace. And there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.

Download or read book Contrition written by Aliyah Burke and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One who rages like the fire and the only man who can tame her. Anabelle Lee Jackson is an assassin for Theta Corps. Not much can get under her skin aside from her boss, Masters. Their bickering has been years of foreplay for her, but neither of them step over that line—though they may have come close. Until they are on an op in Russia together and they erase that line completely. Masters and Anabelle Lee clash on everything, leading to her leaving. Will he show contrition for his behavior? Will she? Or will these two lovers only have their memories of what could have been to keep them warm at night? Reader advisory: This book contains references to torture and rape, murder, violence and the death of a child.

Download or read book Shit Just Got Real written by Prettybest Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-29 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny, great gift idea for a graduate, gift this notebook with a cool saying that will guarantee your graduate a smile on her/his special day. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for writing down thoughts, jot down points, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 120 pages ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then.

Download or read book Bridegroom and the Boardroom written by Alina Lane and published by Von Rips Publishing. This book was released on 2022-11-17 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’m sure my father thought he was clever, forcing me to marry in order to inherit his company. The joke is on him, though. Buying a rundown, struggling homeless shelter is all it takes to secure myself a bride, and control of my legacy. Too bad the whole thing is a sham, because there’s nothing I want more than to have gorgeous, feisty Willow Ridley gasping my name as I push her to the brink of pleasure time and time again. The longer we keep up this pretense, the harder it becomes to resist the urge to make our marriage real in every possible way. But there’s a threat looming on the horizon and I need Willow’s help to expose the traitor before I lose my reputation, along with the company I’ve fought so hard for… And my wife.

Download or read book All Your Wishes written by Cat Adams and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An ifrit tries to take over Celia Graves's body so he can free thousands of evil djinn to plague mankind in Cat Adam's All Your Wishes. A client begs Celia Graves—part human, part Siren, part vampire—to help return a genie to his bottle. The attempt makes Celia a target for the currently incorporeal ifrit. If she doesn't give him her body, he'll kill everyone she loves. If she does, he'll use her physical form to free thousands of evil djinn. Celia's not going to hand over her body, but her client tries to trick her into it—so that he can kill the ifrit while it's trapped in her flesh. That doesn't end well for the client. Celia might not get paid for the gig, but she's got to get the ifrit re-bottled before all hell breaks loose—possibly literally! Now written solely by C. T. Adams under the Cat Adams name, All Your Wishes continues the outstanding urban fantasy series Blood Singer with a thrilling new adventure. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book No News Is Bad News written by Amara Thompson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-07-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No News Is Bad News is a fun filled comedy that takes place in Dimsum, North Dakota, a present day super suburb. The main character, Blaine Joseph Johnson Jr, who goes by BJ, is a 27 year old screw up reporter who cant seem to catch a break in life. He still lives at home with his alcoholic, divorcee mother who thinks she is still young, and his girlfriend who is a high school has been still hanging on to her teenage glory days. BJ and best friend Victor Patel, a 26-year-old aspiring Indian rapper, both work at local news station KWRC-TV. The news station is suffering from a lack of crime/activity in the town, as well as losing its beloved head anchor. The job opening provides an opportunity for BJ to finally make something of himself, so he makes up his mind that he must get the position. He assembles a crew of his friends, and they go around town committing non-violent crimes and pranks in order to boost his stock in the race for the position. His arch nemesis, Richard Fox, a narcissitic brown noser, assembles a team of his own and both crews go back and forth commiting similar crimes. This story provides entertainment in the forms of wit and outright comedy.