Download or read book Congrats You re Becoming a Parent written by Whalen Book Works and published by . This book was released on 2023-09-05 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Congrats, You’re Becoming a Parent! is the perfect gag gift for your next baby shower or bachelor or bachelorette party! With a sincere, heartfelt cover that belies the beautiful nature of parenthood, combined with the hilariously illustrated realities of parenting on the inside (think: no sleep for years, constant cleaning up, etc.) this hilarious book is the perfect gift for any soon-to-be parent! Congrats, You’re Becoming a Parent! brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre, and at only 48 pages it’s the perfect gift for a new parent. However, there’s a twist: the cover displays a beautiful “aww” moment of a parent, while the inside contains everything but … It’s fun, edgy, ribald, and more than anything, real advice, a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as Go the Fuck to Sleep, inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just around the corner, they will be enjoying the marvelous parenting joys such as: - Sleeping in intervals of 15 minutes when the baby sleeps—if you’re lucky - Changing diapers around the clock - Hearing the perfectly pitched cry at the most inconvenient of times (think airplanes, Zoom meetings, and every single time you go to the bathroom) - Emptying the dishwasher more than you could have thought humanly possible - And much more! Congrats, You’re Becoming a Parent! is the perfect funny gift for any new parent that is about to welcome a new addition—and much more work than they can even imagine—into the family

Download or read book The Baby Book written by William Sears and published by Little Brown. This book was released on 1993-01 with total page 689 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "baby bible" of the post-Dr. Spock generation, already embraced by hundreds of thousands of American parents, has now been revised, expanded, and brought thoroughly up-to-date -- with the latest information on everything from diapering to day care, from midwifery to hospital birthing rooms, from postpartum nutrition to infant development. Dr. Bill and Martha Sears draw from their vast experience both as medical professionals and as the parents of eight children to provide comprehensive information on virtually every aspect of infant care. Working for the first time with their sons Dr. Bob and Dr. Jim, both pediatric specialists in their own right, the Searses have produced a completely updated guide that is unrivaled in its scope and authority. The Baby Book focuses on the essential needs of babies -- cating, sleeping, development, health, and comfort -- as it addresses the questions of greatest concern to today's parents. The Baby Book presents a practical, contemporary approach to parenting that reflects the way we live today. The Searses acknowledge that there is no one way to parent a baby, and they offer the basic guidance and inspiration you need to develop the parenting style that best suits you and your child. The Baby Book is a rich and invaluable resource that will help you get the most out of parenting -- for your child, for yourself, and for your entire family. Book jacket.

Download or read book Congrats You re Having a Teen written by Kenneth R. Ginsburg, , MSEd and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-12 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dads and moms of adolescents are often warned about parenting teenagers by other well-meaning adults. But pediatrician Dr. Ginsburg is out to prove that these years are parents' best opportunity to effectively guide their children toward adulthood and should be celebrated! He shows how to help teens build confidence in their ability to handle the world on their own while laying the groundwork for a stronger relationship for life. Parents will learn to understand their child's developmental needs and meet them, rather than finding themselves in conflict. Moms and dads will also learn ways to support their teen's growth and even their healthy experimentation while assuring their safety and moral development. With Dr. Ginsburg's effective and mutually respectful communication strategies, parents and teens will emerge with stronger connections and a healthier family.

Download or read book Congratulations You re Gonna be a Dad written by Paul Pettit and published by Kregel Publications. This book was released on 2014-06-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First-time fathers are often both excited and nervous. They’re looking forward to delivery day—but they have to get there first. How does a new father know what to do, especially if he hasn’t had a father figure of his own? Where can he go for reliable advice that won’t overwhelm? From “A” (Agpar scores) to “Z” (zinc oxide to protect delicate skin), Paul and Pam Pettit provide an incredibly handy resource for the new dad-to-be. This brief book packs plenty of great information into its pages. Set up in an easy, alphabetized format, readers can dip in at any point, finding practical advice on every page. Why should you carry a diaper bag? Should you use a pacifier? Will you forget your own name because everyone calls you “Dad”? And what is pabulum? In between entries are thoughtful features by experienced fathers, including Chuck Swindoll and David Wheeler. They share their surprises and discoveries in the fatherhood journey, offering encouragement to those about to take their first steps on the path. Now updated with the latest statistics and current information after ten years in print, Congratulations, You’re Gonna Be a Dad! is still a great resource or gift for an expectant father.

Download or read book 936 Pennies written by Eryn Lynum and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2018-02-06 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make the Most of Your Time with Your Children On the day of their baby dedication, Eryn and her husband were given a jar of 936 pennies. The jar contained a penny for every week they would raise their child until graduation, and they were instructed to remove one penny each Sunday as a reminder, placing it into another jar as an investment. At some point every parent realizes time is moving swiftly, and they ask themselves, How am I investing in my child? Through personal stories and biblical examples, 936 Pennies will help you discover how to capture time and use it to its fullest potential, replacing guilt and regrets with freedom. Meanwhile, your kids will see how simple choices, like putting the cell phone down and going on a family hike, will make all the difference. Together you will stretch time and make it richer. Craft a family legacy in tune with God's heartbeat as you capture a new vision for your children and learn the best ways to spend your pennies.

Download or read book Congratulations on Your New Baby written by Marcos Schneider and published by BookRix. This book was released on 2016-05-19 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You have a new baby, and you are a proud parent. Do you sometimes feel excited but also a little nervous about taking care of your new baby? Then you are like most parents. Even in the first days of life, your baby is starting to find out who you are.

Download or read book Parenting for Legends written by Shannon Kelly White and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book All Joy and No Fun written by Jennifer Senior and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thousands of books have examined the effects of parents on their children. In All Joy and No Fun, award-winning journalist Jennifer Senior now asks: what are the effects of children on their parents? In All Joy and No Fun, award-winning journalist Jennifer Senior tries to tackle this question, isolating and analyzing the many ways in which children reshape their parents' lives, whether it's their marriages, their jobs, their habits, their hobbies, their friendships, or their internal senses of self. She argues that changes in the last half century have radically altered the roles of today's mothers and fathers, making their mandates at once more complex and far less clear. Recruiting from a wide variety of sources—in history, sociology, economics, psychology, philosophy, and anthropology—she dissects both the timeless strains of parenting and the ones that are brand new, and then brings her research to life in the homes of ordinary parents around the country. The result is an unforgettable series of family portraits, starting with parents of young children and progressing to parents of teens. Through lively and accessible storytelling, Senior follows these mothers and fathers as they wrestle with some of parenthood's deepest vexations—and luxuriate in some of its finest rewards. Meticulously researched yet imbued with emotional intelligence, All Joy and No Fun makes us reconsider some of our culture's most basic beliefs about parenthood, all while illuminating the profound ways children deepen and add purpose to our lives. By focusing on parenthood, rather than parenting, the book is original and essential reading for mothers and fathers of today—and tomorrow.

Download or read book Parent on Purpose written by Amy Carney and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-10 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Amy Carney talks straight about the problems parents face when it comes to raising a child in today's complicated world and then shares practical advice, solutions and strategies on how to better connect family values with your behaviors, attitudes, and decisions while simultaneously preparing your son or daughter for adulthood. In this book, you'll learn how to better: LEAD: Embrace your parental authority. LOVE: Cultivate a strong and connected family culture. LAUNCH: Prepare your child for adulthood"--Amazon.com.

Download or read book Grown and Flown written by Lisa Heffernan and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PARENTING NEVER ENDS. From the founders of the #1 site for parents of teens and young adults comes an essential guide for building strong relationships with your teens and preparing them to successfully launch into adulthood The high school and college years: an extended roller coaster of academics, friends, first loves, first break-ups, driver’s ed, jobs, and everything in between. Kids are constantly changing and how we parent them must change, too. But how do we stay close as a family as our lives move apart? Enter the co-founders of Grown and Flown, Lisa Heffernan and Mary Dell Harrington. In the midst of guiding their own kids through this transition, they launched what has become the largest website and online community for parents of fifteen to twenty-five year olds. Now they’ve compiled new takeaways and fresh insights from all that they’ve learned into this handy, must-have guide. Grown and Flown is a one-stop resource for parenting teenagers, leading up to—and through—high school and those first years of independence. It covers everything from the monumental (how to let your kids go) to the mundane (how to shop for a dorm room). Organized by topic—such as academics, anxiety and mental health, college life—it features a combination of stories, advice from professionals, and practical sidebars. Consider this your parenting lifeline: an easy-to-use manual that offers support and perspective. Grown and Flown is required reading for anyone looking to raise an adult with whom you have an enduring, profound connection.

Download or read book Congratulations You re Going to be a Grandmother written by Lanie Carter and published by Beyond Words/Atria Books. This book was released on 1990 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America's first "professional grandmother" offers advice, encouragement, and understanding to the ever-growing number of grandmothers in the midst of a brand new baby boom.

Download or read book Congratulations You ve Got Tweens written by Paul Pettit and published by Kregel Publications. This book was released on 2007-02-21 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some of the most challenging years of development are the be-tween years of 8-12. Five-time father Paul Pettit has navigated these rocky roads and offers encouragement, as well as practical advice, to help parents avoid the extremes of demanding perfection and disillusioned apathy.

Download or read book So You re Going to Be a Dad revised edition written by Peter Downey and published by Da Capo Lifelong Books. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the first-time dad, useful and practical information about pregnancy, childbirth, and baby care, including: what to say -- and what not to say--when you hear the news; taking care of moms-to-be; what childbirth feels like; crying, diapers, and bathtime; and baby-proofing the home.

Download or read book Birthday Wishes Sympathy Sentiments Get Well Messages Congratulations Mother s and Father s Day Greetings written by Madeleine Mayfair and published by What Should I Write On This Card?. This book was released on 2016-02-04 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you freeze up every time a greeting card gets passed around the office? Everybody else seems to know exactly what to write, but your mind goes blank. What do you do? Consult this book! It contains more than 600 sentiments you can write in greeting cards for friends, family members or co-workers. You’ll find everything from brief sentiments to personal expressions from the heart, from thoughtful to silly to casual. No matter what kind of card crosses your path, you’ll be able to handle it no sweat. Kick your fear of “Blank Inside” cards to the curb. Or put your artistic skills to use and make your own! No need to worry about what you’ll write inside. You can add thoughtful sentiments to any card with “What Should I Write? Birthday Wishes, Sympathy Sentiments, Get Well Messages, Congratulations, Mother’s and Father’s Day Greetings.”

Download or read book Mama to Be Congratulations on Your Pregnancy You re Going to Be an Amazing Mother written by Simple Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-22 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gifts for Moms to Be - Journal Notebook This notebook, with funny sayings on the front cover, has journal lines for taking down inner thoughts, taking notes of everyday reflections, making to-do lists, writing out their gratitude, or even doodling their day away. It includes 50+ encouraging motherhood quotes as well. If you're looking for a gift for expecting mothers and moms to be, then this notebook is the perfect gift you're looking for. About this Journal Notebook: 110 Pages Cover: Soft, Matte Interior: White Product Size: 6 x 9 inches This planner is a budget friendly gift idea and is perfect for: Appreciation Gifts Happy Birthday Gifts Holiday Gifts Thank you Gifts Valentine Gifts Love Gifts Easter Gifts Mother's Day Gifts This lined notebbok makes a great gift for expecting mothers! Scroll up and click "Add to Cart" now. We have lots of great, beautiful funny journals, so be sure to check out our other listings by clicking on the "Author Name" link just below the title of this journal.

Download or read book Miss Manners Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior Freshly Updated written by Judith Martin and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2011-02-07 with total page 859 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An indispensable manual to navigating life from birth to death without making a false move. Your neighbor denounces cellular telephones as instruments of the devil. Your niece swears that no one expects thank-you letters anymore. Your father-in-law insists that married women have to take their husbands' names. Your guests plead that asking them to commit themselves to attending your party ruins the spontaneity. Who is right? Miss Manners, of course. With all those amateurs issuing unauthorized etiquette pronouncements, aren't you glad that there is a gold standard to consult about what has really changed and what has not? The freshly updated version of the classic bestseller includes the latest letters, essays, and illustrations, along with the laugh-out-loud wisdom of Miss Manners as she meets the new millennium of American misbehavior head-on. This wickedly witty guide rules on the challenges brought about by our ever-evolving society, once again proving that etiquette, far from being an optional extra, is the essential currency of a civilized world.

Download or read book 100 Questions for Mom written by Amy Carney and published by Rockridge Press. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create a lasting keepsake for future generations with this guided journal The memories we share with loved ones are an invaluable treasure--hold yours inside a timeless keepsake. This guided journal, created just for mothers and grandmothers, is full of thoughtful writing prompts that encourage you to record your stories. When you have put your memories to paper, this precious memoir can be passed down to your children and cherished for generations to come. Insightful questions on every page invite you to delve into topics both lighthearted and momentous, from recollections of your childhood and the wisdom of motherhood to your hopes for the future. With short questions and plenty of space to write your answers, it's easy to capture the moments that have shaped your life. Share your story with a mom journal that is: In your own words--Explore deep, thought-provoking topics or share funny anecdotes in a Q&A format that lets you use your unique voice. Practical and elegant--A classic design and roomy lined pages make this guided journal a joy to use and a delight to read when you're done. For mothers of all kinds--Share your experiences and one-of-a-kind perspective through open-ended questions that suit any age and family structure. Create your own legacy with this simple guided mom journal.