Download or read book Angus Thongs and Full frontal Snogging written by Louise Rennison and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2005 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The delightful story told by British teen Georgia Nicholson through her journals--a Michael L.

Download or read book On the Bright Side I m Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God written by Louise Rennison and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Georgia Nicolson has started dating the Sex God (aka Robbie). So life should be perfect . . . except in Georgia's life, nothing is ever perfect. Her cat, Angus (the size of a small Labrador), is terrorizing the neighborhood. Her sister, Libby (who is slightly mad), hides her pooey knickers at the bottom of Georgia's bed. Then the Sex God breaks it off because she's too young. It's time for a plan. It's time for a Red Herring. It's time for Georgia to become a "heartless boy magnet!"

Download or read book Knocked Out by My Nunga Nungas written by Louise Rennison and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable. The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher. In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?

Download or read book Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson adult written by Louise Rennison and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2004-10-12 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I have finally trapped a Sex God. He is mine, miney, mine, mine. There is a song in my heart and do you know what it is? It is that well-known chart topper "Robbie, oh Robbie, I . . . er . . . Lobbie You!!! I Do I Do!!!" Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and everything should be perfect. But whether it's because her loony parents drag her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland) or because she accidentally snogs old flame Dave the Laugh at a party, Georgia's life never turns out as planned! In this edition that combines the third and fourth volumes in the hilarious #1 New York Times best-selling series, Georgia may be about to become a shameless vixen! The hysterically funny third and fourth volumes of the best-selling Georgia Nicolson diaries: knocked out by my nunga-nungas and dancing in my nuddy-pants.

Download or read book Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging written by Louise Rennison and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Angus: My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. The size of a small Labrador, only mad. Thongs: Stupid underwear. What's the point of them, anyway? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell. Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues ... everything. Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed). Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien -- just because she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows. Ergghhhlack. Still, add a little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with a Sex God, and Georgia's year just might turn out to be the most fabbitty fab fab ever!

Download or read book Dancing in My Nuddy Pants written by Louise Rennison and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Georgia thought she had put her "red-bottomosity" to rest when she finally chose Robbie the Sex God over Dave the Laugh. Anyway, Dave the Laugh is now dating her friend Ellen (which didn't stop Georgia from snogging him at a party...) But when Dave breaks up with Ellen and the Sex God is never around, Georgia doesn't know what to do! As always, in Georgia's life, nothing ever turns out as planned!

Download or read book The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson Books 1 10 The Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson written by Louise Rennison and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2013-08-01 with total page 1367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia – available as a ten-book set for the very first time. Gadzooks!

Download or read book Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me written by Louise Rennison and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Georgia, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just when she thought she was the official one-and-only girlfriend of Masimo, he's walked off into the night with the full hump, leaving Georgia all aloney on her owney-again. All because Dave the Laugh tried to do fisticuffs at dawn with him! Two boys fighting over Georgia? It's almost as romantic as Romeo and Juliet . . . though perhaps a touch less tragic. It's time for Georgia to get to the bottom (oo-er) of this Dave the Laugh spontaneous puckering business once and for all. It's like they always say: If you snog a mate in the forest of red bottomosity and no one is around to see it, is he still a mate? Or is he something more?

Download or read book Luuurve Is a Many Trousered Thing written by Louise Rennison and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2007 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson's 8th book of confessions is here! The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not! You'll laugh your knickers off at Georgia's hilarious confessions.

Download or read book Withering Tights written by Louise Rennison and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-06-28 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wow. This is it. This is me growing up. On my own, going to Performing Arts College. This is good-bye, Tallulah, you long, gangly thing, and hellooooo, Lullah, star of stage. Tallulah Casey is ready to find her inner artist. And some new mates. And maybe a boy or two or three. The ticket to achieving these lofty goals? Enrolling in a summer performing arts program, of course. She's bound for the wilds of Yorkshire Dales—eerily similar to the windswept moors of Wuthering Heights. Tallulah expects new friends, less parental interference, and lots of drama. Acting? Tights? Moors? Check, check, check. What she doesn't expect is feeling like a tiny bat's barging around in her mouth when she has her first snog. Bestselling author Louise Rennison returns with her trademark wit, a hilarious new cast, and a brand-new cheeky heroine who is poised to discover plenty of opportunities for (mis)adventure!

Download or read book And That s when it Fell Off in My Hand written by Louise Rennison and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2005 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia -- available as a ten-book set for the very first time. Gadzooks!

Download or read book Confessions of a High School Disaster written by Emma Chastain and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Chloe Snow chonicles a year in her high school life, sharing the highs and lows of family, friendship, school, and love"--

Download or read book Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson written by Louise Rennison and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2011 with total page 640 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This title presents the brilliantly funny final novels in the series called 'Stop in the Name of Pants ' and 'Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?'.

Download or read book Forever in Blue The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood written by Ann Brashares and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2007-01-09 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fourth and final novel in the wildly popular #1 New York Times bestselling Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series, from the author of The Whole Thing Together and The Here and Now. With unraveled embroidery and fraying hems, the Traveling Pants are back for one last, glorious summer. It’s a summer that will forever change the lives of Lena, Bridget, Tibby, and Carmen, here and now, past and future, together and apart. Pants = love. Love your pals. Love yourself. “Genuinely moving." —Entertainment Weekly “A strong, satisfying conclusion.” —Booklist “An ode to love and friendship.” —Kirkus Reviews “A great read.” —Daily News (New York)

Download or read book I So Don t Do Makeup written by Barrie Summy and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2011-04-05 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The third title in Barrie Summy's tween mystery series! What's better than a sleepover? A sleepover with makeovers! Sherry and her friends are having an awesome time with eye shadow, glitter, and more hair products than a salon. But when the girls wake up the next morning with serious skin issues, Sherry is freaked. Someone tampered with her makeup! It turns out that the mall's cosmetics kiosk—where Junie's cousin Amber works—has had lots of products returned by upset customers. Sherry's determined to get to the bottom of things. After all, she's become a bit of a crime-solving celebrity (well, at least in the spirit world). Ghost academies around the world are impressed by Sherry and her ghost mom's skills. And if anyone can solve a mystery involving mascara, it's Sherry Holmes Baldwin.

Download or read book Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson Books 1 3 written by Louise Rennison and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2013-08-01 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia – the first three books together – oo-er!

Download or read book Let the Snog Fest written by Louise Rennison and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious new guide from bestselling author Louise Rennison, especially for World Book Day. Georgia gives her top tips on how to look cool and how NOT to behave if you want to hang on to your Sex God.