Download or read book Classic Book of Rude Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of the best of the most offensive humor out there, from the author of Ultimate Book of Jokes. For jokesters who like their humor on the dark side, this Classic Book of Rude Jokes compiles the most hilariously crass jokes out there in one compact volume. Scott McNeely, author of Ultimate Book of Jokes, has mined decades of rude joke history in search of the best of the worst jokes that were too shocking to include in his first collection. From dirty blonde jokes and tasteless religious jokes to the just plain sick and twisted, no one escapes offense in this collection of gags that is sure to please even the crudest comedian.
Download or read book Jackie The Joke Man Martling s Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book written by Jackie Martling and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1998-10-07 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The head writer for The Howard Stern Show lives "down" to his raunchy reputation with this hilarious collection of the very best jokes, stories, songs, and one-liners-from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect. Here are the gems from the private files from the man infamous for knowing every joke there ever was. In comedy clubs from coast to coast since 1979, “The Joke Man” has dared audiences to start a joke he couldn’t finish. Now he takes no prisoners, spares no ethnic or social group, and exhibits not one ounce of good taste in this wildly offensive, outrageously funny collection of dirty jokes.
Download or read book The Classic Book of Dirty Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 1981 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Classic Book of Dirty Jokes written by Al Goldstein and published by . This book was released on 1987-10-14 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book If You Don t Stop It You ll Go Blind The Movie Dirty Joke Book written by Mike Callie and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IF YOU DON'T STOP IT...YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!THE MOVIE DIRTY JOKE BOOK Volume 9 Published By The Hilarious Press HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DIRTY JOKE?"A Comedy Masterpiece!" 80 + Classic Dirty Jokes at their Bad Taste best along with selected "Rude" cast photos taken from the hit Motion Picture dubbed "The Funniest Dirty Joke Movie of all time A Timeless Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes that come alive once again in this outrageously funny Joke-filled book, giving it's readers (and viewers) a "Dirty Joke Lover's Feast of Laughter." Available on www.Amazon.com "Stop It" and it's equally funny sequel, "Can I Do It...'Till I Need Glasses?" are now both available on DVD format exclusively at www.hilariouspress.com. You can see a special Free 9 minute R-Rated Screener of the two movie's rollicking Punchlines at www.youtube.com/hilariousmikecallie. YOU REALLY NEED THESE LAFFS!! www.badtastebooks.com
Download or read book The Hilarious Guide to Great Bad Taste Dirty Jokes written by Mike Callie and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-07-15 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE HILARIOUS GUIDE TO GREAT BAD TASTE DIRTY JOKES Volume 8 Published By The Hilarious Press A superb and funny collection of over 220 premium Classic Bad Taste, Offensive, insulting, and Racist DIRTY JOKES and ONE-LINERS that Offend Everyone....And Rightly So! Written, Edited and 'Massaged' for the needy "Bad Taste Deprived" by Acclaimed Comedy & Joke Writer and Producer, MIKE CALLIE as part of the 14 book Hilarious Bad Taste Joke Book Series. www.badtastebooks.com (Available on Amazon.com) BAD TASTE HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNIER!! www.badtastebooks.com
Download or read book Jokes Every Man Should Know written by Don Steinberg and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guy needs in his repertoire. This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more: • Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell • Eight Jokes Just for Kids • Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids • Six Jokes about Lightbulbs • Seven Jokes about Bars • The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke
Download or read book Naughty Adult Joke Book 7 written by Jason S. Jones and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-19 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #NSFW Make Sure No One Is Watching Behind You! Q: What makes the cock different from the paycheck? A: You never have to beg your wife to blow the paycheck. A little laughter goes a long way and certainly, Naughty Adult Joke Book #7: Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Should Never Be Said In Bed, will take you to a great length. It is certainly one of the richest collections of naughty jokes for the adult audience. The book's chapters sort the jokes by their lengths. Of the two chapters, one is a compilation of some of the funniest short jokes, and the other is a collection of extremely hilarious long jokes, each with its unique setting. Naughty jokes are appropriate for adults; they just require the right setting. You may not be found telling these jokes at a religious function, but at a social event with friends, the jokes in this book will be the highlight of the evening. Many people find it difficult to start a conversation, and good jokes can kickstart a lively conversation. Those who like to be the life of the party get their material from content as interesting as that presented in this book. Ever wondered how some people can keep an audience for the entire day or the evening? While a number are naturally humorous, others get their material from books like this one. Reading jokes works like reading any other kind of literature; the more you read, the more you shape your mind to think in that direction. Therefore, if you train your mind to notice the queer and the funny in various situations, then you will do so even in other unrelated situations. Suddenly, your life and your way of thinking will become more positive. To that end, it is hoped that this book will be the light that lights up your path because it will be creating a jolly mood on the inside, change how you perceive situations, and even change how you relate with others. You will become good at initiating conversations and a fun person that people will constantly look forward to speaking with. You will also teach others around you to initiate the change that you have just initiated. Overall, reading these jokes is certainly going to make you feel better and in control of what happens in and around you. Act now by reading this special book today and begin the movement that turns around the lives of people with humor! Inside this book you will find: Age-appropriate jokes A vast collection of long jokes that provide context to make them relatable to the readers The most interesting collection of short jokes that makes them easy to read on the go The most well-ordered compilation of adult humor jokes Some of the most humorous jokes you want to tell your friends A list of some of the most good-natured jokes, none is trashy or disgusting Some of the most all-inclusive jokes that cross the boundaries of race, color, sexual orientation, religion, and, other demarcations Some of the most simple-worded jokes to promote understanding across the audience spectrum The most easy-worded jokes that promote memory, so you can tell them to your friends Start Cumming Laughing Today By Clicking The "BUY NOW" Button
Download or read book The Rude Jokes for Bad Girls Book written by Katie Reynolds and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2008-02-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those bad girls who find most joke books tame, thissalacious selection will tickle the funny bone. With theraunchiest, rudest jokes for women ever, this no-holdsbarredjoke book will have you in stitches at the outrageousone-liners, stories and punchlines served up for you and yourmates. Packed with provocative, filthy fun for uninhibitedgirls, subject areas run the gamut from romance, chat-ups,one-nighters and dirty talk to foreplay, penis size, orgasmsand between-the-sheets mishaps. We dare you not to blush.
Download or read book The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book written by Mike Oxbent and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2007-02-14 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT! World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk. When does a Cub become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Because tits don't have eyes. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What's black and crispy and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc. What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis? A man. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. How is a fat girl like a unicycle? They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.
Download or read book The Friar s Club Private Joke File written by Barry Dougherty and published by Black Dog & Leventhal Pub. This book was released on 2006 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rated XF (for X-tra Funny), this giant collection of off-color jokes, stories, and anecdotes comes straight from the kings and queens of blue humor: The Friars Club. In the tradition of the bestselling Friars Club Encyclopedia and Bible (315,000 copies sold), this brand-new, giant collection of laugh-out-loud, hide-it-from-the-kids humor features more than 2,000 saucy jokes and stories grouped thematically into such categories as Marriage, Medicine, Old Age, Kids, and (of course) Sex. Much of the material is attributed to well-known and popular comedians, including Richard Belzer, Gilbert Gottfried, Susie Essman, and Penn Jillette. As a bonus, interviews with a wide variety of stand-up comedians known for their naughtiness— including Mario Cantone, Judy Gold, Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, and many more—are sprinkled throughout. Sitting down with The Friars Club Private Joke File is like having a front-row seat at one of their infamous Roasts. Whether browsing for a good ice-breaker or perusing it cover to cover, this no-holds-barred compilation will keep readers laughing and blushing for a long, long time.
Download or read book The World s Best Dirty Jokes written by Mr. J and published by Trafalgar Square Publishing. This book was released on 1996-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether it’s the one about the elephant and the canary or the one about the travelling salesman and the farmer’s daughter, Mr J has gathered together the very best – the very funniest – from a large crop of dirty jokes.
Download or read book The Hilarious Guide to Great Bad Taste Women s Jokes written by Mike Callie and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-07-15 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE HILARIOUS GUIDE TO GREAT BAD TASTE WOMEN'S JOKES... Volume 13 JOKES WOMEN HATE...AND RIGHTLY SO!! Published By Hilarious Press A superb and funny collection of over 220 premium Classic Dirty, Bad Taste, Offensive and Sexist WOMEN'S JOKES and ONE-LINERS that sensitive BROADS, BEAVER, FAG HAGS, FLOOZIES, HO'S, SAUSAGE JOCKEYS, BITCHES, HOT BOXES, SKANKS, TRAMPS, TWAT HEADS, BALL BUSTERS & BIMBOS Really Hate.... And Rightfully So! Written, Edited and 'Massaged' for the needy "Bad Taste Deprived" by Acclaimed Comedy & Joke Writer and Producer, MIKE CALLIE as part of the 14 book Hilarious Bad Taste Joke Book Series. (Available on www.Amazon.com) BAD TASTE HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNIER!! www.badtastebooks.com
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Allan Pease and published by Robson. This book was released on 2001-09-04 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book containing every joke guaranteed to annoy those who like to think of themselves as politically correct. It deliberately sets out to offend "prudes and those who take life too seriously".
Download or read book World s Dirtiest Jokes written by Mad Comedy and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-30 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Huge compendium of jokes so filthy, so offensive, so disturbing that this book has been BANNED ON CAMPUS! Millenial Workers A man was warned repeatedly about hiring lazy, know-it-all, crybaby millenials to work in his factory. But he remembered when he was young and just starting out, so he wanted to give them a chance. One morning, one of his tattooed millenials knocked on his office door. "Yes?" he said. "Boss, I have a problem," she said. "What is it?" the boss asked. "Well, I don't think it's appropriate that we test our products on animals. It's cruel." "I realize your generation is very sensitive to these things," the boss said thoughtfully. "But we have to ensure our products are safe before we sell them to consumers. Shampoo companies test on animals, cosmetic companies test on animals. It's a very common practice." "But Boss, we make dildoes!" she exclaimed. Medical Problem A man says to his doctor, "You gotta help me, doc!" The doctor says, "What's your problem?" The guy replies, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole', so I give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work, I car pool with the next door neighbor's wife, who gives me a blow job during the ride to work." The doctor raises his eyebrows. The man continues, "Once I get to work, I do some work, but after about two hours, I go into the photocopy room and haveit off with the one of the young male interns in the office. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking. Later in the afternoon, I give it to the boss's wife, long and hard." The doctor's mouth falls open. The man continues, "Then I go home and slip the maid a few inches, and then at night I give the missus another screw." "Oh, I see," said the doctor, trying to maintain his composure. "But what exactly is your problem?" The man says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."
Download or read book Rationale of the Dirty Joke written by G. Legman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-11-01 with total page 822 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do people tell dirty jokes? And what is it about a joke's dirtiness that makes it funny? G. Legman was perhaps the foremost scholar of the dirty joke, and as legions of humor writers and comedians know, his Rationale of the Dirty Joke remains the most exhaustive and authoritative study of the subject. More than two thousand jokes and folktales are presented, covering such topics as The Female Fool, The Fortunate Fart, Mutual Mismatching, and The Sex Machine. These folk texts are authentically transcribed in their innocent and sometimes violent entirety. Legman studies each for its historical and socioanalytic significance, revealing what these jokes mean to the people who tell them and to the people who listen and laugh. Here -- back in print -- is the definitive text for comedians and humor writers, Freudian scholars and late night television enthusiasts. Rationale of the Dirty Joke will amuse you, offend you, challenge you, and disgust you, all while demonstrating the intelligence and hilarity of the dirty joke.
Download or read book The Hilarious Guide to Great Bad Taste Arab Jokes written by Mike Callie and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-07-15 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE HILARIOUS GUIDE TO GREAT BAD TASTE ARAB JOKES Volume 5 Published By Hilarious Press A superb and funny collection of over 220 premium Classic Dirty, Bad Taste, Offensive, insulting, and Racist ARAB JOKES & ONE LINERS that sensitive TOWEL HEADS, IRANIANS, TERRORISTS, CAMEL JOCKEYS, PALESTINIANS, RAGHEADS, IRAQIS & "ABDULLAHS" Really Hate.... And Rightfully So! Written, Edited and 'Massaged' for the needy "Bad Taste Deprived" by Acclaimed Comedy & Joke Writer and Producer, MIKE CALLIE as part of the 14 book Hilarious Bad Taste Joke Book Series. www.badtastejokes.com (Available on Amazon.com) BAD TASTE HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNIER!! www.badtastebooks.com
