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Book Caught by My Professor  An Age Gap Romance

Download or read book Caught by My Professor An Age Gap Romance written by Isla Chiu and published by Isla Chiu. This book was released on 2022-08-01 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My lip quivers as I whisper, "Please...please don't..." "Please don't what, Miss Lee?" I suck in a breath when he invades my personal space. If he took just two more steps, our bodies would be touching. Stupidly, my body gets a thrill out of this observation. Though I don't exactly have the highest opinion of Professor Handler's teaching skills, I can't deny that he's one good-looking man. He has gorgeous green eyes that could undress you with a glance, silky brown hair that belongs in a glossy shampoo ad, and a tall body that looks mighty fine in his black suit, a suit that I know for a fact is covering six-pack abs (I might or might not have looked up his Instagram account). He stares at my hand. Like an idiot, I'm still holding the answer key. A corner of his mouth curves up. "Were you planning to cheat on the upcoming exam?" I drop the answer key like the paper has the ability to give me a second-degree burn. "I, um, well, I..." God, I might as well tattoo, Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater, on my forehead. "Is there any way you could not tell anyone about this?" I ask. Probably a futile question. To my surprise, he says, "I'm willing to keep this a secret, but..." I widen my eyes when he plays with a lock of my hair. Is a professor allowed to do that? "You might not like my proposal." A wicked smile appears on his face. "Or you might like it very much." WORD COUNT: 5,200 A sexy short story about a young woman and her handsome professor!

Book Claimed by Him  An Age Gap Romance Collection

Download or read book Claimed by Him An Age Gap Romance Collection written by Isla Chiu and published by Isla Chiu. This book was released on 2024-09-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: this collection contains 5 sexy age gap instalove romance short stories featuring young women and their determined alpha males! Includes An Offer from My Dad's Creditor, Knocked Up by the Tycoon, Caught by the College President, Wanted by My Fake Boyfriend's Dad, and An Offer from the CEO! An Offer from My Dad's Creditor "Lucky for you and your parents, I'm benevolent enough to offer an alternative method of payment," he says. From the lust in his gray gaze, I have a pretty good idea what the "alternative method of payment" is, but I ask anyway, "What do you want, Mr. Ricci?" "I want you to carry my child." His words make me lightheaded. Today was not a good day to skip dinner. "Um, what?" I ask, my legs trembling with the struggle to stay upright. Maybe I heard him wrong. No such luck. "I want you to carry my child, Paisley." Knocked Up by the Tycoon My breath stops for a moment. Is that…? I shake my head before I can finish the thought. Pregnancy has to be making me hear things. Because there's no way– "Alexa, look at me." My eyes bulge out of their sockets when a big familiar hand grabs my small one. Okay, I don't think my pregnancy brain can make that up. My imagination is not that vivid. I turn around, and my breath halts for yet another moment. Standing in front of me is Dallas Takahashi, my ex-boyfriend. And the father of the baby growing inside me. Caught by the College President I suck in a breath when my college president wraps his arms around me and pulls me onto his lap. "I…I have a boyfriend," I say, my voice coming out annoyingly breathy. He chuckles. "Oh, yes, your boyfriend, who seems like a real prize." He tugs at my blanket, exposing my bare shoulder. When he lowers his head and presses his mouth to my shoulder, I become breathless. Wanted by My Fake Boyfriend's Dad At the sight of Mike's father, I have to actively keep my jaw off the ground. One thing my friend neglected to tell me–his father is sexy. Mike's not a bad-looking guy either, but he got his golden hair and hazel eyes from his mother. Mr. Currant, on the other hand, has dark chocolate waves and intense gray eyes. Tall, dark, and handsome–just my type. An Offer from the CEO His face becomes serious. "I know your family has a lot of debt, Charity." I stiffen. Does a CEO normally concern himself with the financial troubles of a lowly office assistant? "There are your mother's unpaid hospital bills, your father's unwise loan to his brother, your own brother's gambling…" My grip tightens on my bottled water. How does he know all of that? "I'll take care of that debt," Adam says. I catch my breath. Chance Enterprises is a multi-billion dollar company, so I know he has the means to pay off my family's mountain of debt. "Why would you do that?" I ask. Then I remember that Mr. Chance is known for his philanthropy. Does he see me as a pitiful charity case? Is that why he has been so nice to me? "Because I want something in exchange." "What do you…?" I get my answer when he strokes the hem of my black pencil skirt.

Book One Night with My Professor

    Book Details:
  • Author : Chloe del Rey
  • Publisher : Independently Published
  • Release : 2023-04-21
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book One Night with My Professor written by Chloe del Rey and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-04-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She was the one-night stand who got me addicted to her touch. Six months later, she shows up in my college lecture hall. Like an answer to my prayers. Eden Star: amber-eyed beauty, social media pariah, and runaway bride. I couldn't believe any guy would be so stupid as to cheat on this goddess on the day of their wedding. She wasn't looking for love, and I was busy with research in the Antarctic. But that didn't stop us from a night so hot the icebergs nearly melted around us. But we're not on the other side of the world anymore. And now, she's my student, so much younger and totally off-limits. Scandals run thick and fast around this place. We both have a lot to lose, and Eden is my personal garden of temptation. Thing is, I'm not sure either one of us wants to be saved.

Book The Object of His Obsession  An Age Gap Romance Collection

Download or read book The Object of His Obsession An Age Gap Romance Collection written by Isla Chiu and published by Isla Chiu. This book was released on 2024-07-25 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: this collection contains 5 sexy age gap instalove romance short stories featuring young women and their determined alpha males! Includes Caught by My Professor, Working for My Dad's Best Friend, Waiting on My Dad's Former Friend, Trapped in the Storm With My Boyfriend's Dad, and Claimed by the Mountain Man. Caught by My Professor My professor stares at my hand. Like an idiot, I'm still holding the answer key. A corner of his mouth curves up. "Were you planning to cheat on the upcoming exam?" I drop the answer key like the paper has the ability to give me a second-degree burn. "I, um, well, I..." God, I might as well tattoo, Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater, on my forehead. "Is there any way you could not tell anyone about this?" I ask. Probably a futile question. To my surprise, he says, "I'm willing to keep this a secret, but..." I widen my eyes when he plays with a lock of my hair. Is a professor allowed to do that? "You might not like my proposal." A wicked smile appears on his face. "Or you might like it very much." Working for My Dad's Best Friend Dad's friend may be a rich jerk who spends obscene sums of money on vases and is twice my age, but I can't deny that I find him attractive with his messy auburn hair, those dark blue eyes, and the five o'clock shadow on his defined jawline. If he weren't close buddies with Baba and I were far less acquainted with his personality, I might have hooked up with him. Okay, I would have definitely hooked up with him. Waiting on My Dad's Former Friend He asks, "Aren't you going to ask me why I fell out with your father?" Though I'm curious, I reply, "That's between you and my dad." "We fell out over you." I blink. "Over me? Why?" "Your father asked me to help him with some of his debts. I told him I would give him money…on one condition." Dad had–or has–debts? This is news to me. My father is an obsessive couponer and refuses to buy any clothes that don't come off the clearance rack. "Why would that end your friendship?" I ask. "Because the 'one condition' was having you." Trapped in the Storm With My Boyfriend's Dad Surprising me, he grabs my hand and pulls me toward the dining room. The contact causes my pulse to flutter. A voice in my head hisses, Oh my God, you can't develop a crush on your ex-boyfriend's dad. Despite the voice, I find myself sneaking glances at Mr. Fleming. Gabe inherited his good looks, and I'm looking right at the source. Both father and son have dark blond waves of luscious hair, bright hazel eyes, and effortlessly fit bodies that look damn fine in designer clothes. Claimed by the Mountain Man "I need to get out of here," I whisper. But how? My horrible sense of direction is what landed me here in the first place, and if I attempted venturing into the woods again, I might actually get eaten by a bear. "Hello." I nearly fall off the bed. "Careful," he growls, catching me before I hit the floor. My pulse jumps. I was right about the stranger's size. He is huge. His arms are like muscular tree trunks, and I swear he must be 7 feet tall. He's also super hot, something I did not expect. I'm typically not into bearded guys, but that black beard really suits his chiseled face and brings out his green eyes.

Book Dear Mr  CEO  I Want You

Download or read book Dear Mr CEO I Want You written by Isla Chiu and published by Isla Chiu. This book was released on 2020-12-07 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My boss Grant O’Connell, the CEO of O’Connell, Thompson, and Taylor Enterprises, is sexy as sin. Too bad he’s also a tyrannical jerk. For the past year and a half, I’ve worked my ass off for him and obeyed his every command. But one day, out of the blue, he fires me. I later discover it’s because he found an unsent letter that I wrote to him – a letter that described all the dirty things I would like him to do to me… ***The first standalone book in the OTT Enterprises series featuring alpha male businessmen and the women they want to make theirs.*** WORD COUNT: 6,200

Book Saved by My Professor  An Age Gap Romance

Download or read book Saved by My Professor An Age Gap Romance written by Isla Chiu and published by Isla Chiu. This book was released on 2021-12-02 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just as my life starts to flash before my eyes, the door swings open. "Oh, thank God!" Without thinking, I hug the tall firefighter in front of me. Then a wave of embarrassment comes over me. What am I doing? I should be letting him do his job, not distracting him with a freaking hug. With red cheeks, I drop my arms. "Sorry. Um, what should I…?" I fall silent when I see the firefighter's face. Crap, I just hugged Peter Burke. Aka Dr. Burke. Aka my Chemistry professor. WORD COUNT: 3,700 A sexy short story about a young woman and her handsome professor! Additional keywords: Asian heroine romance, student professor romance, older man younger woman, instalove, interracial romance

Book The Professor s Pet

    Book Details:
  • Author : Felicity Raine
  • Publisher : Felicity Press
  • Release : 2022-12-12
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 72 pages

Download or read book The Professor s Pet written by Felicity Raine and published by Felicity Press. This book was released on 2022-12-12 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’ve always been the good girl. The follower of rules. The believer of fairy tales. Sheltered, yet hopeful. Quiet, but...imaginative. Truth be told, I probably would’ve stayed the reserved brainiac simply settling all her life if not for him. Professor Theodore Whitman West. My brilliant mentor and personal Lord Byron fantasy come to life. I’ve been his student for most of my college career now, but I’ve yet to unravel the mystery behind the man. He isn’t just the hot, soulful academic that makes co-eds sigh with his commanding presence and ruggedly poetic good looks. He’s deep. And far too...controlled to play favorites, much too disciplined to want or need a teacher’s pet. Or so I thought. Warning: This novella contains a bossy older man and LOADS of steam.

Book The Love Edit

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  • Author : Sofia T Summers
  • Publisher : Independently Published
  • Release : 2022-08-04
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book The Love Edit written by Sofia T Summers and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-08-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My English professor might end up breaking my heart instead of making it. Yes, it's all his fault for being so hot. All his fault for being so irresistible that I couldn't keep my hands off him. Silas is 17 years older than me... He even has a little girl. If that isn't reason enough for me to stay away, he could lose his promotion because of the mess we've made. I work for him as a teaching assistant- a position I've worked so hard to get. And now with everything on the line, my ambitions might have to take a back seat. But Silas doesn't even know what is going on. He isn't aware of the scary pink lines that I saw in the bathroom. Ones that told me that he would become a father again. Do I have the words to tell him that our worlds are about to come crashing down? Fall in love with this deliciously sinful, kindle melting hot, and forbidden temptation from Sofia T Summers. No cheating or cliffhanger - EVER. All books in this series stand alone and do not have to be read in order.

Book To Professor  with Love

Download or read book To Professor with Love written by Linda Kage and published by Linda Kage. This book was released on with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Junior in college. Star athlete. Constant attention from the opposite sex. On this campus, I'm worshiped. While seven hundred miles away, back in my hometown, I'm still trailer park trash, child of the town tramp, and older sibling to three kids who are counting on me to keep my shit together so I can take them away from the same crappy life I grew up in. These two opposing sides of myself never mix until one person gets a glimpse of the true me. I never expected to connect with anyone like this or want more beyond one night. This may be the real deal. Problem is Dr. Kavanagh's my literature professor. If I start anything with a teacher and we're caught together, I might as well kiss my entire future goodbye, as well as my family's and especially Dr. Kavanagh's. Except sometimes love is worth risking everything. Or at least, it damn well better be, because I can only resist so much.-N. G.-.--Provided by publisher.

Book Sinner s Obsession

Download or read book Sinner s Obsession written by Ivy Thorn and published by PNK Publishing. This book was released on with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Efrem is older, brutal, and the most dangerous man in New York. And he’s the man I want. My family’s expectations are clear. With the election for governor of New York looming and my father’s political aspirations shining brighter than ever, all eyes are also on me, his daughter. There are rules in our world. Conventions. Things that a girl like me just doesn’t do–like falling for six-foot-three inches of handsome, ruthless Bratva muscle. Efrem is from a different world–one that I have no place in. I know where my loyalties should lie, when it comes to the choice between duty or desire. Efrem is a dangerous man. A killer. A sinner. But this sinner is my obsession–and I want to be his. Sinner's Obsession is the first installment of the Vow of Sin series. The reading order is as follows: Sinner's Obsession, Sinner's Vow, and Sinner's Revenge. The series is complete!

Book Age Gap Romance  Part Two

    Book Details:
  • Author : H P Mallory
  • Publisher : Independently Published
  • Release : 2023-04-04
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book Age Gap Romance Part Two written by H P Mallory and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-04-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From two-time New York Times Bestselling Author, HP Mallory, comes AGE GAP ROMANCE, a steamy professor-student romance! NIKKI So, I just decided to make the target of my femme-fatale training my professor, Derek Anderson. The only problem? Derek isn't exactly what I'd call an easy target. He's a playboy and he's known as the hottest professor on campus which means he can basically get any woman he wants. But that's not the only problem. The biggest one so far is that I'm starting to develop feelings for him and according to the laws of seduction, that's breaking rule #1. DEREK: I made a mistake. After deciding Nikki and I can never be anything, I just invited her to become my teaching assistant. And she agreed. Damn me, but now I can't get that woman out of my head. I know I'm playing a dangerous game, but I want her. And what usually happens when I want something? I get it. Tropes: Age Gap Enemies to Lovers Opposites Attract Forbidden Romance Impossible Love

Book Caught by the College President  An Age Gap Romance

Download or read book Caught by the College President An Age Gap Romance written by Isla Chiu and published by Isla Chiu. This book was released on 2022-10-13 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I suck in a breath when my college president wraps his arms around me and pulls me onto his lap. "I…I have a boyfriend," I say, my voice coming out annoyingly breathy. He chuckles. "Oh, yes, your boyfriend, who seems like a real prize." He tugs at my blanket, exposing my bare shoulder. When he lowers his head and presses his mouth to my shoulder, I become breathless. WORD COUNT: 4,100 A sexy short story about a young woman and her college president!

Book Indecent Grades

    Book Details:
  • Author : Emma Jade
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2019-09-23
  • ISBN : 9781695030718
  • Pages : 51 pages

Download or read book Indecent Grades written by Emma Jade and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-23 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Erika is about to fail a class that she desperately needs to pass in order to obtain admission into college. Professor Charles Quinn, a strict no-nonsense professor, won't bend the rules for any student, no matter how smart, beautiful or kind they are... that is, unless... Erika is desperate and she'll do whatever it takes. Can Erika gain a passing grade? Will she get to go to college? Can she break the professor's strict, no second-chances policy? Nobody has ever been able to before, but she has no choice, she's got to try. Envelop yourself in this exciting taboo student/professor erotica tale to find out...

Book The Cheat Sheet

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  • Author : Sarah Adams
  • Publisher : Dell
  • Release : 2022-04-26
  • ISBN : 0593500768
  • Pages : 337 pages

Download or read book The Cheat Sheet written by Sarah Adams and published by Dell. This book was released on 2022-04-26 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it ever too late to leave the friend zone? Discover the heartwarming friends to lovers romance that became a sensation on TikTok—now with a new chapter and a Q&A with the author! The friend zone is not the end zone for Bree Camden, who is helplessly in love with her longtime best friend and extremely hot NFL legend, Nathan Donelson. The only problem is that she can’t admit her true feelings, because he clearly sees her as a best friend with no romantic potential, and the last thing Bree wants is to ruin their relationship. But those abs . . . Nope! Nothing but good old-fashioned, no-touching-the-sexiest-man-alive, platonic friendship for Bree. In any case, she has other things to worry about. After a car accident ended her chance at becoming a professional ballerina, Bree changed paths and now owns her own dance studio, with big dreams to expand it. But one more rent increase could mean the end of the studio entirely. Then, as usual, Nathan comes to the rescue and buys the entire building. A stubborn Bree is not happy about it and decides to rebel with a couple—okay, maybe more than a couple—of tequila shots. Then her plan backfires as she spills her deepest, darkest secret to a TMZ reporter. One viral video later, the world thinks Nathan and Bree are the perfect couple. Before they can really talk about her confession, Nathan’s publicist proposes a big opportunity that could mean financial security for Bree. The catch? They have to pretend to be in love. For three whole weeks. What will happen when Bree gives in to the feelings she’s been desperately hiding for so long, and could she be imagining that Nathan is actually enjoying it? Sarah Adams scores more than touchdowns in this exciting romantic comedy.

Book To Be His  An Age Gap Romance Collection

Download or read book To Be His An Age Gap Romance Collection written by Isla Chiu and published by Isla Chiu. This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: this collection contains 5 sexy age gap romance short stories featuring young women and their determined alpha males! Includes Bought by My Dad’s Boss, Found by My Bully’s Dad, Wanted by My Best Friend’s Dad, Caught by the King, and Saved by My Professor. Enjoy! Bought by My Dad’s Boss My jaw drops when I see Austin Love stand up with his paddle raised high in the air. I haven’t seen him for three years, and I sure as hell didn’t expect to see him here. The auctioneer lets out a whistle. “Can I get 1.1 million dollars? Going once, going twice, and sold!” When Austin stares at me with his gray eyes, I feel like shuddering. With his silky black hair, arresting eyes, and perfect bone structure, he definitely qualifies as handsome. But he’s also intimidating. In high school, I felt a vague anxiety around him, like he would punish me if I did the slightest thing wrong. I remember Dad whispering to me, “That’s Mr. Love. He’s the CEO of my company.” I’m going to lose my v*rginity to my dad’s boss. Found by My Bully’s Dad Before I leave the locker room, I let out a deep breath. It’s a small mercy that Janice decided to destroy my clothes after the country club closed for the day, so at least no one is going to see me leave the club in nothing but a towel. Or so I thought. When I step out of the locker room, I see a man staring at me from across the room. And it’s not just any man. It’s Sam Chance. Aka my bully’s dad. He lifts his eyebrows. “Chuhua?” At the sound of his deep voice, I run back into the locker room. Wanted by My Best Friend’s Dad I narrow my eyes at him, attempting to ignore the butterflies popping up in my stomach. Ever since I was a teenager, I’ve had a crush on Mr. Dean. He’s gorgeous with his perfectly styled chestnut hair, five o’clock shadow on his defined jawline, and mesmerizing dark eyes. I’ve had countless dreams featuring him. Which makes it so awkward that he’s my best friend’s dad. He glowers at me. What did I do? Surprising me, he growls, “That outfit is too godd**n short.” I flush, instinctively pulling at the hem of my skirt. My French maid outfit is more revealing than what I normally wear. Caught by the King Sounding amused, the king asks, “Were you attempting to steal one of my jeweled eggs?” I wince. Instead of directly answering his question, I repeat, “Please have mercy on a pitiful subject like me, your majesty!” Maybe if I suck up hard enough, I’ll end up going to prison for only three years. “Stand up,” he says. Because he’s the freaking king, I have no choice but to obey. My legs tremble as I lift myself off the floor. He raises his hand, and I flinch, expecting a slap. However, he only strokes my cheek, his gentle touch belying his powerful muscular body. “You are a lovely thing,” he murmurs. A rakishly handsome smirk breaks out across his face. “Much too lovely for prison.” Saved by My Professor Crap, I just hugged Peter Burke. Aka Dr. Burke. Aka my Chemistry professor.

Book Teach Her

    Book Details:
  • Author : Angel Devlin
  • Publisher : Angel Devlin
  • Release : 2017-07-08
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 114 pages

Download or read book Teach Her written by Angel Devlin and published by Angel Devlin. This book was released on 2017-07-08 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer Angel Devlin brings you a spicy hot female professor/male student forbidden romance. What risks would you take for love? Meredith: I’ve recently become aware of my forbidden fantasies: putting myself in steamy situations where I might be seen or caught. When I risk taking part in a secret initiation, I know I’ve gone too far. It’s on the college campus… where I’m a professor. My head tells me I need to focus on a real relationship, so I’m happy when I meet Garrett, a personal trainer, with his hot body, dark hair and piercing blue eyes. I fall for him… off the treadmill to begin with. Everything is amazing, until I discover he’s not a twenty-three-year-old PT like he told me at all. He’s a nineteen-year-old student… at my college. Now he has me hooked on him, but we’re playing a dangerous game. What if we’re caught? Yet, this just makes it hotter… Welcome to Angel Devlin’s Forbidden Fantasies series: standalone romances with one thing in common - high heat forbidden romance. KEYWORDS: teacher and student romance, professor and student romance, forbidden school college romance, age gap romance, older woman younger man romance, secret romance, forbidden romance, steamy, high heat, spicy, sexy, happy ever after, voyeur, risky.

Book Before We Were Strangers

    Book Details:
  • Author : Renée Carlino
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2015-08-18
  • ISBN : 1501105787
  • Pages : 320 pages

Download or read book Before We Were Strangers written by Renée Carlino and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M