Download or read book Cat That Could Open the Fridge written by Simon Hoggart and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The advent of the home computer has made Christmas round robin letters ubiquitous. Where once the hot news about Tamsin's A levels would be sent in a short note, now it's not unusual to get a letter that includes several pages of misery--emergency operations, dead relatives, sackings, rainy holidays, and so forth--decorated with jolly snowmen and smiling Santas. Some people go further and send out whole booklets. Computers have also made it possible to include photographs of the family eating paté in their Provencal garden, or sitting in a hot tub in California. Simon Hoggart gets hundreds of round robin letters sent to him every year and has collected the funniest, most irritating, most surreal extracts into this hilarious short book. Along the way he considers why people hate these letters so much and what they tell us about the British middle classes. What, exactly, lies behind the impulse to write about Roger's decision to cycle to work for health reasons, or Jeremy's trip to Tasmania, or the replacement pet rabbit?
Download or read book The Round Robin Letters written by Simon Hoggart and published by Atlantic Books Ltd. This book was released on 2015-11-12 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every Christmas, unwanted round robin letters, stuffed with news of young Chloe's nauseating excellence at - well - everything, the announcement of Janet's cousin's husband's friend's divorce, or the details of Terry's colonoscopy, accumulate on doormats. One day, Simon Hoggart decided to do something about it. He mercilessly presented the most eye-popping examples of such letters in his bestseller, The Cat that Could Open the Fridge, and followed it up with The Hamster that Loved Puccini, hoping he had put a stop to them. And yet the letters, booklets and photo-montages kept on coming. So here, to drive home his message, The Round Robin Letters brings together his two collections in an anthology that will have everyone choking with laughter on their Christmas pudding.
Download or read book A Carnival of Cats Read Along written by Charles Ghigna and published by Orca Book Publishers. This book was released on 2018-01-01 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s a purrrfect little carnival coming to town, filled with adorable cats of all different kinds! In this hint-and-reveal board book, babies, toddlers and cat-lovers alike will enjoy discovering (and guessing) what breed of cat is hiding on the next page. With playful rhyming text from award-winning author Charles Ghigna, aka Father Goose®, and beautiful illustrations by celebrated artist Kristi Bridgeman, this exuberant board book will have everyone guessing what cat is that!
Download or read book Here Comes Valentine Cat written by Deborah Underwood and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling Cat is back just in time for Valentine’s Day! Full of humor and heart, this picture book is perfect for fans of Bad Kitty, Mo Willems’s Elephant and Piggie books, and of course, Cat’s other capers, including Here Comes the Easter Cat, Here Comes Santa Cat, and Here Comes the Tooth Fairy Cat. Cat does NOT like Valentine's Day. It's much too mushy, and no way is he making anyone a valentine—especially not his new neighbor, Dog. Dog refuses to respect the fence: He keeps tossing over old bones and hitting Cat in the head! But just as Cat’s about to send Dog an angry "valentine" telling him exactly what he can do with his bones, Dog throws a ball over the fence. What is Dog playing at? Cat is in for a hilarious—and heartwarming—surprise in this story about being perhaps too quick to judge. A great Valentine's Day gift for any age—read it on Valentine's Day and year-round! "A charmer." —The Washington Post ★ “Wickedly fun.” —Publishers Weekly, starred review “Endearing . . . beautifully pitched comic timing.” —Kirkus “Fresh and satisfying . . . Empowers kids.” —BCCB “Simple but expressive . . . A favorite.” —SLJ
Download or read book How to Make a Book written by Becky Davies and published by . This book was released on 2023-07-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Stack the Cats written by Susie Ghahremani and published by Harry N. Abrams. This book was released on 2018-05-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One cat sleeps. Two cats play. Three cats stack Cats of all shapes and sizes scamper, stretch and yawn across the pages of this adorable counting book. And every now and then, they find themselves in the purrfect fluffy stack
Download or read book Cat Lover s Daily Companion written by and published by . This book was released on with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book What the Cat Saw written by Carolyn Hart and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Carolyn Hart presents the story of a woman with a curious ability that drops her headfirst into a world of intrigue and murder. Since her fiancé’s death, Nela Farley has been plagued by a sixth sense: She understands the thoughts of cats. In desperate need of a distraction, Nela agrees to substitute for her sister, Chloe, at her job for a charitable foundation. Chloe has even arranged a place for her sister to stay. But when Nela encounters the previous tenant’s cat, she gets a flash of thought: “...dead and gone...She loved me...skateboard on the step...” Nela wants to ignore what the cat saw, but the idea that the death of former tenant Marian Grant wasn’t an accident is something she can’t ignore. And when a detective becomes suspicious of Nela’s sister and a second murder occurs, Nela realizes she’ll have to make the most of her unwanted ability before she meets her own untimely end...
Download or read book Cat Lover s Daily Companion written by Kristen Hampshire and published by . This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DIVCat Lover's Daily Companion is a unique, easy-to-use, and inspiring handbook filled with a year's worth of insight, helpful tips, and practical advice into the feline-human relationship for all cat lovers and owners. Whether you're a cat owner yourself or someone who just loves all things cat, this book will provide you with a lifetime's worth of ways to enjoy and appreciate cats, whether or not you have a house full of cats, or just a shelf full of books. The format of the book—a year-long, day-minder-type book—is not meant to be read cover to cover; rather, the book can fall open on any given day and still serve its designated purpose. Cat Lover's Daily Companion will be completely indexed so readers in search of specific content, not just dabbling, will be able to navigate it./div
Download or read book I Can Name 50 Trees Today written by Bonnie Worth and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to grow and learn all about trees with the Cat in the Hat--a perfect gift for nature lovers on Earth Day and every day! The Cat in the Hat's Learning Library is a nonfiction picture book series that introduces beginning readers ages 5-8 to important basic concepts. The Cat in the Hat and friends explore some of the world’s most amazing trees, teaching beginning readers how to identify different species from the shape of their crowns, leaves, lobes, seeds, bark, and fruit. Kids will learn about many trees common to North America. Featuring beloved characters from Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat, the Learning Library are unjacketed hardcover picture books that explore a range of nonfiction topics about the world we live in and include an index, glossary, and suggestions for further reading.
Download or read book Cat Has a Plan written by Laura Gehl and published by Simon Spotlight. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat has a plan. Dog has a plan. May the best plan win in this Ready-to-Go! Ready-to-Read from Laura Gehl, author of the popular One Big Pair of Underwear! Perfect for kids at the beginning of their reading journeys, Cat Has a Plan was written for children who have learned the alphabet and are ready to start reading! And what better way to get kids excited than with a hilarious story with words they can read on their own? Each Ready-to-Go! Ready-to-Read includes a note to parents explaining what their child can expect, a guide at the beginning for readers to become familiar with the words they will encounter in the story, and reading comprehension questions at the end. Each Ready-to-Go! story contains about 100 words and features sight words, rhyming words, and repetition to help children reinforce their new reading skills.
Download or read book Cat can be so simple written by Hanna Bauer and published by tredition. This book was released on 2023-05-19 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get to know your cat better and discover its unique personality with Cat can be so simple. In this comprehensive guide, you'll learn everything you need to know to best keep, care for, and raise your cat. Whether you're already a proud cat owner or you're still at the beginning of your journey with a cat, this book offers valuable information and tips for everyone. You'll learn how to feed your cat properly, what care it needs, and how best to raise it. But that's not all - Cat can be so simple also gives insight into the most common diseases in cats and how to prevent them. In addition, you will find useful help with behavioral problems such as scratching on furniture, uncleanliness or aggression. The presentation of the most popular cat breeds rounds off the book and gives you a comprehensive overview of the different personalities and needs of cats. Whether you choose a playful Maine Coon or an elegant Persian cat, you'll be well prepared with this book. Get ready for a fascinating journey into the world of cats with Cat can be so simple. An indispensable guide for all cat lovers that will help you build a happy and healthy relationship with your velvet paw.
Download or read book So What s It Like to Be a Cat written by Karla Kuskin and published by Pocket Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life from the other side of the cat flap!
Download or read book Kitten s First Full Moon written by Kevin Henkes and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2004-03-02 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What a night! The moon is full. Kitten is hungry and inquisitive and brave and fast and persistent and unlucky . . . then lucky! What a night!
Download or read book How to Be a Cat written by Kitty Pusskin and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2016-04-07 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to Be a Cat is the official rulebook of the feline world, a hilarious and useful guide for living with - or putting up with - humans, and always getting the upper paw.
Download or read book Hector Trogg s Perfect World written by P. A. Booth and published by Abas UK Limited. This book was released on 2014-06-26 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heart-pounding danger, action packed and dreadfully funny. A bored schoolboy, daydreaming of aerial dogfights and tank battles. What if his dream world became reality? What if this impulsive boy caused more damage and destruction than the assassin pursuing him? What if his sister was the real hero? A book for pre-teens and teenagers: accident, adventure, an exciting roller coaster of events infused with an ever-present humour. It paints strong characters in a believable world. Hector Trogg has a powerful story line combined with plot twists, incident and humour that will appeal as much to adults as it will to its target audience.
Download or read book The Cat Who Wore a Pot on Her Head written by Jan Slepian and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 1987-05-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
