Download or read book Boogers for Breakfast written by Swell Old Lady and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-18 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST - DESCRIPTIONSwell Old LADY (aka Queen Alexandra) is driving her two grandchildren, Sasha and Jake Powderhound, ages seven and eleven, to the movies. Sasha is picking her nose and trying to hide it. “You know, dear,” says the grandma, “everybody likes to pick their nose. But where do they put the boogers?” This comment inspires a series of jokes, leading to explosive laughter. “Pop it under the table,” says Sasha. “Just wipe it inside your pants,” says Jake. By this time, they are laughing so hard they have to pull off the road.Now, two years later, we have the masterwork that grew out of that hilarious day: BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST, with contributions from the entire family, a feast for funny bones of all ages. Look for big laughs and hidden ones – what is that thing in the skeleton's throat? Where do you see booger music notes? Don't miss the hysterical bibliography and acknowledgments.Are there teachable moments? Yes. Several on every page. But we recommend that so-called grownups refrain from lectures and let the kids figure it out for themselves.SWELL OLD LADY is also a so-called grown-up, who has written some very serious books. But forget waltzing that in front of the kids. What they want is fun. And here they have it: BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST.
Download or read book Boogers for Breakfast written by Miki Shelton and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boogers for Breakfast is the story of Max, an adorable, rambunctious boy who discovers he has a taste for something quite unusual. As Max embraces this new-found 'flavor', his family struggles to adapt...until they finally let go and accept Max for who he is - boogers and all.
Download or read book Oh Ick written by Joy Masoff and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2016-11-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling author of Oh, Yuck! and Oh, Yikes!, with over 1.25 million copies in print, here is an A-Z compendium of hands-on grossness. Featuring 114 interactive experiments and ick-tivities, Oh, Ick! delves into the science behind everything disgusting. Stage an Ooze Olympics to demonstrate viscosity and the nature of slime. Observe how fungi grow by making a Mold Zoo. Embark on an Insect Safari to get to know the creepy crawlies around your home. And learn what causes that embarrassing acne on your face by baking a Pimple Cake to pop—and eat. Eww!
Download or read book Boogers Are My Beat written by Dave Barry and published by Crown. This book was released on 2004-09-28 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times calls him “the funniest man in America,” and his legions of fans agree, laughing and snorting as they put his books on bestseller lists nationwide. In Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on: • The scientific search for the world’s funniest joke (you can bet it includes the word “weasel”) • RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot • Outwitting “smart” kitchen appliances and service contracts • Elections in Florida (“You can’t spell Florida without ‘duh’”) • The Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating • The truth about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger, and feng shui • The choice between death and taxes And much, much more—including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11. Dave Barry won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988, and his columns are syndicated in more than 500 newspapers. His most recent books, Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down and the novels Big Trouble and Tricky Business, were national bestsellers. He lives in Miami, Floriduh. Also available as an eBook
Download or read book Why Bed Bugs Bite and Other Gross Facts about Bugs written by Jody Sullivan Rake and published by Capstone Classroom. This book was released on 2012 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Describes unusual bodily functions, including urine, vomit, and saliva"--
Download or read book The Onts written by Dan Greenburg and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2009 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten-year-old orphan twins Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin have a hard time at Cincinnati's Jolly Days Orphanage, but things get much worse when the Mandible sisters offer to share their home in the Dripping Fang Forest. Book #1
Download or read book The Big Rock Candy Mountain written by Wallace Stegner and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2017-11-28 with total page 658 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bo Mason, his wife, Elsa, and their two boys live a transient life of poverty and despair. Drifing from town to town and from state to state, the violent, ruthless Bo seeks outhis fortune--in the hotel business, on new farmland, and, eventually, in illegal rum-running through the threacherous back roads of the American Northwest. Bo chases after the promise of the American dream through Minnesota, the Dakotas, Saskatchewan, Montana, Utah and Nevada, but ultimately there is no escaping the devastating reach of the Depression and his own ruinous fate. In this affecting narrative, a defining masterpiece by the "dean of Western writers" (The New York Times), Wallace Stegner portrays more than three decades in the life of the Mason family as they struggle to survivle during the lean years of the early twentieth century. With an introduction by Robert Stone.
Download or read book Booger Fairy written by Hells Lefse and published by PublishAmerica. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Christmas a time to warm the hearts and souls of young and old and good and bad. Wait a minute did we say "bad"? Sven, Lena and Ole are off for a much needed vacation to the country no one wants. Situated between Canada and the United States lies the tiny nation called Snot Islands. The United States "does not" want them and Canada "does not" want them. The islands got their name from a clerical error. Someone a long time ago was told to record the name of this little nation. They heard the word "does not" and because it was said quickly and no one bothered to say "what did you say? " "Does not" was misunderstood to become "snot" and that is how the Snot Islands came to exist. As fate would have it our little island nation was destined to become a major player in this new technically advanced world of Christmas. A handful of strange and eccentric residents and a nation obsessed with booger's is about to start a brand new Christmas tradition. For the old at heart and the young of mind grab the family and curl up in front of the fireplace. Serve hot chocolate and eggnog to everyone. If you're Scandinavian and even if you are not a good helping of Lefse is always a great yuletide treat. Now pick up this book and start a new family tradition as old as the word itself. Read out loud to your family and loved ones of the world's greatest new Christmas icon "The Booger Fairy.""
Download or read book Booga Blast written by Susan Berran and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2021-09-01 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why are boogers green? And can you put toe jam on toast for breakfast? This fun, action-packed seriously gross book of short stories is sure to disgust adults and delight young readers! This book about boogers and other “gross” body oddities tells wildly humorous stories through descriptive, accessible language and wacky images. Full of fun facts and silly situations, this book on boogers is sure to be a blast!
Download or read book Feisty Do Over Series 3 written by Julia Kent and published by Julia Kent. This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’m not too proud to admit that finding Mr. Right involves swiping right. Right? Welcome to dating in avocado toastland. Here I am, on my first blind date, ever, courtesy of a smartphone app and my two annoying best friends. So what is Chris “Fletch” Fletcher doing, walking across the room, looking at his phone like he’s pattern matching a picture to find a real person he’s never met before? Oh. Oh, no. The guy I drop-kicked in seventh grade cannot be my blind date. The guy who earned me this infernal nickname. That’s right. Feisty. — More from New York Times bestselling author Julia Kent as Fiona “Feisty” Gaskill gets her chance at love - drop-kick included. --- Read the whole series: Little Miss Perfect (FREE!) Fluffy Perky Feisty Hasty * * * Read what others are saying about Julia Kent's books: "Heartwarming and intensely emotional, Our Options Have Changed is witty, sexy and hilarious with a heroine you admire and a hero you can't help falling in love with." -- Helena Hunting, New York Times bestselling author "Reading a Julia Kent book is like taking a vacation with your best friends. They'll make you laugh, tug on your heartstrings, and leave you wanting more." -- New York Times bestselling author Melissa Foster "Kent and Reed create rom com magic in this friends to lovers romance. Laughter, tears, and all the swoons." -- USA Today Best Selling author Daisy Prescott "Witty, sexy, funny and delightfully delicious--love it from beginning to end."-- USA Today bestselling author T Gephart "An utterly charming celebration of the messiness of love, life, and motherhood... every woman deserves a Nick." -- Laurelin Paige, New York Times bestselling author Reader and Blogger reviews: "Move over Sophie Kinsella and make way for Julia Kent. I haven't laughed so much since the Shopaholic series." -- Reader review "Shannon reminds me of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum character..." -- Reader review "Another best seller by the Queen of romantic comedy." -- Reader review "Kent took this fun, sexy tale and gave it a depth that made it so darn easy to read." -- Glass Paper Ink Bookblog "Nothing has made me laugh out loud this much since I read Bridget Jones' Diary many, many years ago." -- Reader review "This book is a MUST READ and I can't WAIT for the next one!!!" -- Reader review "...Julia Kent has once again brought the laugh until you cry scenes, but has added a new aspect to her writing..." -- Avid Reader Book Reviews "The characters in this book are absolutely magnetic and you can't help but be drawn into their lives." -- Reader review "This book is bursting at the seams with all the fun and witty banter!" -- Eargasms Audiobook Reviews Topics: contemporary romance, romantic comedy, series, romantic comedy series, comedy, comedy series, bbw romance, funny romance, laugh romance, modern romance, urban romance, boston, boston romance, wealthy, USA today, USA today bestseller, CEO romance, office romance, city romance, smart romance, lighthearted romance, light romance, hot romance, julia kent, julia kent romance, proposal, proposal romance, humor, humorous romance, satire, american humor, wedding romance, literature & fiction, entertainment, humor and comedy, romantic comedy, enemies to lovers, second chance romance, kickboxing romance, preschool teacher romance Perfect for readers of Emma Chase, Penny Reid, Lauren Blakely, Sally Thorne, Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Kendall Ryan, Kristan Higgins, Helena Hunting, Sophie Kinsella and Alice Clayton. Audiobook narrated by Erin Mallon.
Download or read book Yuck s Big Booger Challenge written by Matt and Dave and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-04 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the first of two stories, Yuck makes a deal with his mother to stop picking his nose, making the whole family suspicious; and in the second, Yuck has a brilliant(ly disgusting) idea to make sure his mother never again nags him about wearing clean socks.
Download or read book The Everything Kids Gross Cookbook written by Colleen Sell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-07-17 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spending time in the kitchen might be a chore for busy mums and dads, but kids see the kitchen as a fun and exciting place to explore their creative sides.
Download or read book Adventure Time 3 written by Ryan North and published by Oni Press. This book was released on 2024-08-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Lich is well on his way to sucking up everything and sending it straight into the SUN! Good thing Finn, Jake, and all their friends are so good at teaming up—time to take this guy down! Also featuring the backup stories “Bacon Fields” and “The Ride of Sir Slicer”!
Download or read book Stories Seen Through Screen Doors written by Dr. Wanda Macon and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stories Seen Through Screen Doors The Roots and Branches of Black Southern Experience A truth seldom recognized is that there are almost as many African American southern experiences as there are states and cities in the South. Our lives as southern black people intersect, but they also diverge into unique patterns of learning, growth, and discovery. The stories contained in this collection illustrate some of those similarities as well as the differences. Wanda Macon shares with millions of African Americans a southern soil that is rich in family, church, and racial repression, but she also highlights the spiritedness of a tomboyish young girl, too smart for her preschool age, formed by a variety of occurrences in her small southern community. "The Courts," a horseshoe shaped neighborhood and home to twenty-three families located in fictional Friarsdale, Mississippi, is the site for experience, memory, reflection, and locating one's self in the history of the geography as well as the history of family and community. By Trudier Harris, University Distinguished Research Professor Department of English, The University of Alabama Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Download or read book The Ultimate Everything Kids Gross Out Book written by Beth L Blair and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-11-17 with total page 521 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From our bestselling Everything® Kids’ series comes The Ultimate Everything® Kids’ Books. Featuring hundreds of puzzles, jokes, recipes, and activities, these books are sure to provide days of fun for any kid with some time—and a pencil!The Ultimate Everything® Kids’ Gross Out Book will make kids want to scrunch up their faces and yell, “Ew!” Many of the terrible topics are surprisingly historical, comical, and even useful. Kids love anything that oozes, squirms, or is otherwise gross—and this book has it all.
Download or read book Gastronaut written by Stefan Gates and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2006 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An irreverent journey through the culinary world of the exotic, the bizarre, and the truly extraordinary, "Gastronaut" is equal parts cookbook and quest book. This hilarious journey through some of the strangest food experiences, past and present, is divided into three levels of escalating difficulty.
Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Santa s Super Helpers written by Scott Gordon and published by Scott Gordon. This book was released on 2018-06-01 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Description
