Download or read book Big Bad Dad written by Christie Ridgway and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2012-07-01 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Carly Carrothers' Will Not Fall for Mackenzie James: 1. He has a kid. (An adorable little girl, but a kid, nonetheless.) 2. He's your irresistible yet demanding boss. 3. He has a kid. (Remember what happened last time you got involved with a single dad.) 4. He's so sexy you can't think straight when he's around. 5. He has a kid. (What if you get attached to the sweet girl and her daddy doesn't pop the question?) 6>He's got this thing against marriage. (Okay, so they all do. But remember you want a husband!) 7. He has a kid. (So stop straightening the little angel's pigtails and kissing her Big Bad Dad senseless!)

Download or read book Big Bad Dad written by Ryan Bourquin and published by Austin MacAuley Publishing. This book was released on 2018-05-14 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He looks so BIG with his big muscular arms and giant puffy body! He looks so BAD in his BIG black truck with all his tattoos, his rings, and his earrings! But he also looks like a playful, childish dad with his little daughter, Violet, always by his side!

Download or read book My Dad s Jokes Are Very Terribly Awfully Painfully Bad written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).

Download or read book Bad Dad written by David Walliams and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-03-19 with total page 516 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hailed as “the heir to Roald Dahl” by The Spectator, the UK’s #1 bestselling children’s author, David Walliams, will have fans of Jeff Kinney and Rachel Renee Russell in stitches! David Walliams burst on to the American scene with his New York Times bestseller Demon Dentist, and now he’s bringing his signature humor to this raucous tale of prison breaks and heists gone wrong in Bad Dad. Frank’s dad was a champion hot-rod racer, Gilbert the Great. But when a terrible accident sees him go from hero to zero, Frank and Gilbert are left with nothing—and in the grips of a wicked crime boss and his henchmen. After Gilbert is thrown in prison, only Frank can come to his rescue. . .

Download or read book My Dad Is Amazing written by Sabrina Moyle and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A joyful tribute to fathers from the bestselling creators of Hello!Lucky! and authors of My Mom is Magical and You Are Fantastic!. Is your dad cooler than a million popsicles? Tougher than a rhino wrestler? Cuddlier than a ton of bunnies? Celebrate all the things that make Dad amazing with this joyful book!

Download or read book Big bad bug written by Roderick Hunt and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Floppy's Phonics provide fun, decodable stories and non-fiction, developed to be interwoven with existing much-loved Biff, Chip and Kipper stories for focused synthetic phonics practice.Written by Roderick Hunt MBE and illustrated by Alex Brychta, winners of the 2009 ERA Outstanding achievement award.This book is also available as part of a mixed pack of 6 different books or a class pack of 36 books of the same Oxford Reading Tree stage. Each book pack comes with a free copy of up-to-date and invaluable teaching notes.

Download or read book Bad Dad written by Derek Munson and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad seems to get into more trouble than the children do, but it turns out he is not such a bad dad after all.

Download or read book Big Bad Daddy written by Tia Siren and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-23 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does the single-dad billionaire want to pay me to take care of his daughter's needs or to satisfy his own dark desires?AMY LYNN BECK:Saying that life has dealt me a lousy hand would be an understatement. I barely escaped an abusive ex-husband, only to end up starting over in a crappy apartment with a crappy job.And now I've been dealt a good hand for once.I'm to become the live-in nanny to the daughter of Jackson Ritter, the rich, hunky best-selling author who can make me blush with his eyes and melt at his touch.But the way he looks at me tells me that he wants something more, something hot and steamy. Something... dirty.I can't sleep with him. I won't. Otherwise my ex-husband's right. I'm just a whore who f*cks her boss for money.But I don't know what to think when Jackson calls me his muse... and what do I do when my ex-husband threatens any chance I have at happiness?JACKSON RITTER:My publisher is pressuring me for another best seller, but I haven't written a word since my wife died in a car accident with her lover, my best friend. Being a single dad isn't easy either. I've got 2 weeks to hand in a full draft, otherwise I stand to lose everything. But I just can't get past this writer's block.So hiring a nanny to look after my daughter is my last hope.The minute I see her standing at my door, I know that I have to have her. She's young, pretty, innocent, utterly delicious...I want her in my bed... naked, willing, eager, begging for more...But I'm not ready. What if I end up giving my heart to the girl who's supposed to be here for my daughter but instead becomes my muse? Tia Siren. Spoil the bad girl in you.

Download or read book My Dad written by Anthony Browne and published by Farrar Straus&Giro. This book was released on 2001-04-12 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A child describes the many wonderful things about "my dad, " who can jump over the moon, swim like a fish, and be as warm as toast.

Download or read book Bad Dad written by Sloane Howell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2017-12-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: His past is coming for him. Landon Lane was on the run for most of his life, hiding wherever he could. Now, he has made a simple life for himself in rural Montana with his son, Logan, working as a sparring partner for world-class MMA fighters. The only thing he wants is for his boy to have a normal childhood. Once he meets Cora Chapman, Logan's new teacher, all bets are off. She's smart and funny, with soft curves and a huge heart. Landon knows he shouldn't get attached, but he can't help but wonder if a normal life is possible with her. When sparks fly, the attraction is off the charts. But just when everything looks like it might work out, people from Landon's past show up. Secrets are revealed, and Landon only has one option. Fight to save his family or die.

Download or read book Silver Threads and Golden Strands written by William Farmer Sr. and published by Author House. This book was released on 2011-04-25 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teenage Warrior is primarily about the effect WWII had on baby brothers who watched older brothers leave home to serve their country. Being left behind, feeling useless, and all the normal frustrations of early teens. Bill became a teenage delinquent before the term was coined. He wrangled his way into the Navy at 15 and soon had doubts that he could handle it. Remembering his Dad's words, I'll help you get in but won't help you get out, he served 32 months during the war. 26 months were spent at sea and 12 months were spent in combat zones. The WWII tales in this book vary from serious to humorous. Bill survived the explosion of the Chicago Naval Ammunition Depot, hurricane Cobra, a surprise Japanese Betty bombing of B29's at Tinian, and a psycho ward on Roi Namur Island. The book is full of surprises as Bill remembers some of the good times he had even in the face of battle. Bill became a WWII Veteran, same as his four older brothers.

Download or read book Unreal written by and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Jeremy Brown and published by Media Lab Books. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From giving as good as he got at the Harvard Lampoon to his comedic work in such films and TV shows as Donovan’s Reef, North to Alaska, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, I Love Lucy, Dean Martin Celebrity Roast and The Red Skelton Hour, John Wayne was never shy about exhibiting his wry, knowing sense of humor. It’s this facet of Duke that The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes captures. A father of six children himself, Duke was no stranger to making kids crack up (or at least trying to). This book presents those stories of Duke as practical joker as well as willing victim, embedded within more than 400 clever, yet dreadful jokes, stories, riddles and puns, perfect for family members of every age. Some of the jokes are Duke- and Western-themed, but most are simply good, original Dad jokes: some good, some bad, some awful, but all funny. Readers will also find inside nearly three dozen fun photos of Duke exhibiting his good humor for all to see, laughing with his kids or fellow actors on set and behind the scenes, making this book a treasure for fans and fathers alike.

Download or read book The Giftionary written by Robyn Spizman and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2003-05-20 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This ultimate quick-reference problem-solver is for anyone who has ever been stumped at the prospect of buying the perfect gift.

Download or read book Building with Dad written by Carol Nevius and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2012 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little boy joins his father at a construction site

Download or read book The Big Bad Book of Everything written by Anna Palomino and published by . This book was released on 2020-02 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm sure the day will come when we will need to use complicated equations. But for right now, (and what determines the quality of our entire lives) we need to learn about the things we weren't taught such as taxes, budgeting, debt reduction. I know adulthood is a lot. It's heavy and sometimes you'll just want to revert to a child. But a little knowledge goes a long way. Trust me, you will be fine. And happy. And free. This is the Big Bad Book (of everything). Let's figure it all out together.

Download or read book Fix Six written by Noel Michaels and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2007-11-29 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fix Six Takes a Satirical Look at Horseplayers and Horse Racing Horse racing is a potentially lucrative game that is constantly hounded by cheats and manipulators who would do just about anything to get rich quick. With his new novel, Fix Six, author Noel Michaels invites readers to take a satirical look at the gamblers and opportunists who are always lurking on the fringes of Thoroughbred racing threatening to undermine the integrity of the Sport of Kings. Fix Six is a racy farce about a small-time professional gambler whose plans to go straight must take an unfortunate detour when his misfit college buddies land him in an overly ambitious race-fixing scheme that goes horribly and hysterically wrong. Many infamous real-life racing scandals are parodied when the band of degenerates goes in search of one of the biggest pick six jackpots in racing history. The story takes the would-be race-fixers on a wild ride of twists and turns that begins in New York and then winds its way through Las Vegas and Mexico before ending in Los Angeles at the scene of the ultimate crime stately Santa Anita race track. Along the way, the gang encounters a colorful cast of characters including a vigilante detective, a psychotic veterinarian, a motorcycle gang from South Central LA, a blood-thirsty mob of exotic dancers, an unsavory group of homicidal jockeys, and a dominatrix on the police payroll, who all get themselves involved in the plot, either to help the hapless degenerates or to stand in their way. Before its all over, some of those involved will be dead, some will be hospitalized, some will be arrested, and one person will end up filthy stinking rich. Who will get away with the loot? Read the book to find out.